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Christianity Etc › Re: CAN Mourns TB Joshua 72 Hours After Death by Jokerman(m): 12:41pm On Jun 09, 2021
Maobichek:
Good morning, TB Joshua issue is something else. My aunty was in Lagos around 80s, TB Joshua then was a spiritualist oh, always in the water and bar beach for sacrifice. In a twinkle of an eye, he cut his beard, became Pst and change his mode of dressing.

Many ppl who knows him well and saw his overnight transformation are scared of the"Jesus" he used for his miracles. Only Jesus Christ knows those that are His despite all we see in this morden day Christianity.
Are you saying someone cannot be converted
Christianity Etc › Re: CAN Mourns TB Joshua 72 Hours After Death by Jokerman(m): 12:33pm On Jun 09, 2021
GreenFarmsNG:
Magician/Sorcerer and Ministers aren't the same thing.


They are sorcerers and magicians. To. Find out more check out secrets of many of these new age satanists disguising themselves as prophets below



https://babylon-today.com/2018/12/17/the-secret-evil-life-of-occultist-tb-joshua-finally-exposed/


Other popular new age satanists


Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin

Chris Okafor

Passion Java

Shepherd Bushiri

Ramsey Marshall

Ademola Adebayo

Owusu Bempah

Joshua Iginla

Emmanuel Esesebor


CURRENTLY ONE OF THE TOP FIVE HIGHEST RANKING SATANISTS THE ONE WHO RECRUITS PASTORS AND CONVERTS THEM INTO SORCERY IS NONE OTHER THAN

" UBERT ANGEL " AND HIS CLOSEST ALLY AND TRAINEE IS SHERPERD BUSHIRI




Traditional healers using sorcery and false spirits arent ministers let alone prophets.

They go through 15/20 years to learn occultism sangoma in which is known as THE CHIEF PRIEST OF THE DEVIL.

Then open a ministry in the name of God, using diabolical powers, sorcery, false spirits to carry out miracles. These demons they work with then give them to information which is disguised as prophecy.
How do you know this Mr?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Which One Is Better, A 70K Private Job Or A 40K Government Job? by Jokerman(m): 9:12am On Jun 09, 2021
Govt job though[center][/center] cheesy

Where you can arrive 10am and sign for 7am
Christianity Etc › Re: Popular Nigerian Pastors Never Liked TB Joshua by Jokerman(m): 9:41pm On Jun 08, 2021
Thereishel:
May God open your eyes. This is not about judging people but it is about fact and truth which Jesus personify. Please try to be going to Deeper Life bible church and you will understand.
Lol... Why are you judging for God?? Is it everyone who attends deeper life that will make heaven?? Or is deeper life the standard for God??

And you don't want to know the church I attend though...
Christianity Etc › Re: How TB Jousha Was Rejected By CAN,PFN Till His Death by Jokerman(m): 10:18am On Jun 08, 2021
November24:
Yes so.
Conspiracy theorist, when will you stop?
Christianity Etc › Re: Popular Nigerian Pastors Never Liked TB Joshua by Jokerman(m): 10:34pm On Jun 07, 2021
Kobojunkie:
The very same Jesus Christ taught you to KNOW the false teachers from the true ones. He even told you that by their fruit you shall KNOW them. Are you saying that Jesus Christ was a liar then?. undecided
Which fruit did Prophet bare for him to be called false prophet??

But before you answer that, see this quote by the Lord; "Remove the log of wood in your eyes first before you remove the gnat in your brothers eye"...
Christianity Etc › Re: Popular Nigerian Pastors Never Liked TB Joshua by Jokerman(m): 8:06pm On Jun 07, 2021
GreenFarmsNG:
May you be the victim of a false prophet to experience it first hand
Jesus was also called a false prophet, but wisdom is justified of her children...

Let God judge his people. You are in no way perfect... Let it slide!
Christianity Etc › Re: Popular Nigerian Pastors Never Liked TB Joshua by Jokerman(m): 7:40pm On Jun 07, 2021
Christianity Etc › Re: How My Husband Died — Evelyn, TB Joshua’s Wife by Jokerman(m): 7:24pm On Jun 07, 2021
May the Lord Jesus rest his soul and until the resurrection of the righteous ones
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are All The Top Go's And CAN Silent On TB Joshua's Death? by Jokerman(m): 11:39am On Jun 07, 2021
Who cares about them?? If Jesus accepts him into his kingdom, who cares about their condolences?
Sports › Re: Kevin De Bruyne Wins PFA Footballer Of The Year 2021 by Jokerman(m): 11:35am On Jun 07, 2021
paulolee:
yeah i agree but ur legend mou didnt do half od the records pep did at city...even the highest ever point mou did was broken by pep n pep did alot of records In EPL dt no other manager can achieve even I they spend 10 billion a season...if its about money n less tactics, PSG n city would keep winning the UCL bro
Until Pep can win UCL with another club after spending billions... No wahala
Sports › Re: Kevin De Bruyne Wins PFA Footballer Of The Year 2021 by Jokerman(m): 10:11am On Jun 07, 2021
paulolee:
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lolz...d records, trophies n awards are on pep favor....pep doing EPL for years like monopoly...even mou no try such
Fifa and IFFHIS says otherwise.

Also Mou has won everything Pep has won in England
Sports › Re: Kevin De Bruyne Wins PFA Footballer Of The Year 2021 by Jokerman(m): 10:01am On Jun 07, 2021
Lamasta:
Mourinho better than Pephuh Which yardstick are you using plshuh
Fifa and iffhis yardstick
Sports › Re: Kevin De Bruyne Wins PFA Footballer Of The Year 2021 by Jokerman(m): 5:10am On Jun 07, 2021
paulolee:
no b lie..na so we talk between pep n mou n even pep n klopp bt now we know better...Mk we de see
Oga, Mou is better than Pep anywhere... Ask Fifa, Ask IFFHIS.... And stop ranting here
Crime › Re: ESN Leader Dragon Killed Alongside 4 Others by Jokerman(m): 5:52pm On Jun 06, 2021
Who gives these men such terrible names?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:30pm On Jun 06, 2021
Oya make una bid for Kante then... cheesy
Sports › Re: Roger Federer Withdraws From Roland Garros by Jokerman(m): 5:20pm On Jun 06, 2021
This baba no wan retire grin
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Death, Should The Body Be Buried Or Preserved As Saint? by Jokerman(m): 2:50pm On Jun 06, 2021
He needs to be buried. He will rise again at the trumpet sound
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:39am On Jun 06, 2021
FirstbornWds:
One has scored more than 25 goals in a season... The other is still trying to be "classy" with 23 goals.
Lol... Still no difference
Christianity Etc › The First Resurrection Will Occur At The Rapture by Jokerman(op): 8:30am On Jun 06, 2021
1 Corinthians 15:51
Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed
15:52 In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.
15:53 For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this mortal must put on immortality.


1 Thessalonians 4:13 But I would not have you to be ignorant, brethren, concerning them which are asleep, that ye sorrow not, even as others which have no hope.
4:14 For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with him.
4:15 For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep.
4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:
4:17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.


Now the Word Of God hax explicitly said there would be two resurrection. The First resurrection for those who lived and died in Jesus Christ, they would be resurrected to rule with him in his millennial reign

Revelation 20:4 And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.
20:5 But the rest of the dead lived not again until the thousand years were finished. This is the first resurrection.
20:6 Blessed and holy is he that hath part in the first resurrection: on such the second death hath no power, but they shall be priests of God and of Christ, and shall reign with him a thousand years.


This proves that that those that have died now, and those who would have been killed by the Antichrist and those who would still be alive during the tribulation of the Antichrist, will all be resurrected at the coming of the Lord Jesus Christ (the second coming)

Matthew 24:27 For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
24:28 For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together.
24:29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:
24:30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
24:31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.


Acts 1:10 And while they looked stedfastly toward heaven as he went up, behold, two men stood by them in white apparel;
1:11 Which also said, Ye men of Galilee, why stand ye gazing up into heaven? this same Jesus, which is taken up from you into heaven, shall so come in like manner as ye have seen him go into heaven.


Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
6:9 And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:
6:10 And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?
6:11 And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellowservants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled.


From these chapters and verses, we deduce

1. The first resurrection happens when Jesus comes back.

2. For rapture to occur, Jesus must descend with the voice of archangel and a trumpet to signal his arrival.

3. If there's a secret rapture, then who would do it, since some people are of the opinion that 2nd coming and rapture won't occur at the same time?

4. The Antichrist persecution will be going on terribly against believers of God, and many will be matyred

5. All who have died either naturally or persecution in Jesus Chris are resting until Jesus comes back.

Shalom!
Christianity Etc › Re: A Giant Replica Of Noah's Ark In Ipswich by Jokerman(m): 7:57am On Jun 06, 2021
Workch:
of course, that's what the Bible said
I'm not sure you are talking of the Christian Bible.

However follow my brother's advice on the post above, its what's more important
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet TB Joshua Ministries Confirms His Death by Jokerman(m): 7:29am On Jun 06, 2021
He will be resurrected on the day of the Lord along with millions of others who laid down lives in Christ... Amen.
Christianity Etc › Re: William Kumuyi Celebrates His 80th Birthday. Buhari Congratulates Him by Jokerman(m): 7:23am On Jun 06, 2021
Happy birthday to another of God's great general... May the Lord keep strengthening you Sir
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua's Facebook Page Confirms His Death by Jokerman(m): 7:21am On Jun 06, 2021
Instead of a true child of God to miss the marriage supper of the lamb, the lord will take him/her home to rest in Abraham's Bosom and wait for the day the Lord comes calling again.

He has fought a good fight and finished his course, what's await now is the crown of righteousness on that day Jesus returns and resurrects him and others at the last day.

We as children of God are comforted with this saying Revelation 14:13 And I heard a voice from heaven saying unto me, Write, Blessed are the dead which die in the Lord from henceforth: Yea, saith the Spirit, that they may rest from their labours; and their works do follow them.

Amen
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor TB Joshua Of Synagogue Church Of All Nations Is Dead by Jokerman(m): 7:01am On Jun 06, 2021
Instead of a true child of God to miss the marriage supper of the lamb, the lord will take him/her home to rest in Abraham's Bosom and wait for the day the Lord comes calling again.

He has fought a good fight and finished his course, what's await now is the crown of righteousness on that day Jesus returns and resurrects him and others at the last day.

We as children of God are comforted with this saying Revelation 14:13 And I heard a voice from heaven saying unto me, Write, Blessed are the dead which die in the Lord from henceforth: Yea, saith the Spirit, that they may rest from their labours; and their works do follow them.

Amen
Science/Technology › Re: Ufos Aren’t Coming From Space – But From Beneath The SEA As Crafts by Jokerman(m): 11:39pm On Jun 05, 2021
Lol... YouTube propaganda videos are becoming a menace angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:33pm On Jun 05, 2021
ThierryJay:
Hmm, me I will choose Villa at Valencia o. Forlan had 2 very good La liga seasons interrupting several poor liga seasons, while Villa delivered goals more consistently across 5 seasons at Valencia. Didnt feel Villa much at Barca and ATM though.

Villa scored 186 liga goals. Forlan scored 128.
Why didn't villa win any laliga golden boot or European golden boot, any difference between villa and Benzema in laliga only?
Christianity Etc › Re: A Giant Replica Of Noah's Ark In Ipswich by Jokerman(m): 11:27pm On Jun 05, 2021
Workch:
Lol, and you think this housed all the species in the world for a whole years?
Where did you read, a whole year ??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 6:29pm On Jun 05, 2021
ThierryJay:
In La Liga, D.Villa has 185 goals compared to Forlan's 128 goals, though Villa played more games. Both have similar goal ratio (0.52/0.53) in La Liga. However, David Villa has 3 league titles and Forlan Zero titles.

Again in UCL, Villa has 14 goals in 47 games while Forlan has 6 goals in 46 games (both are poor stats). However, Villa has a UCL to accompany his efforts while Forlan only has an Europa Cup. Villa had least made a mark in 2011 UCL, while Forlan has nothing similar.

Internationally, both have similar impact in terms of numbers. But Villa slightly edges it as he won World Cup and was also highest goal scorer when Spain won Euro 2008 (4 goals). Forlan only scored 2 goals (in 1 match only) during Uruguay's Copa 2011 win.

In summary, if given a choice to choose between Prime David Villa and Prime Forlan, I think most people will go for D.Villa even though I think his time with Barca was disappointing.

Villa stays in the top 5 bro.
You mean David Villa that never won Laliga golden boot 1ce in his laliga life, against a two time Pichichi winner??

Remember we are talking of strikers only..
Christianity Etc › Re: MFM Church Bride Weds Without Makeup, Rocks Makeup At Reception by Jokerman(m): 5:48pm On Jun 05, 2021
Of course....

Is makeup of God?
Politics › Re: Glo Still Using Twitter Despite Banning Their Users by Jokerman(m): 2:17pm On Jun 05, 2021
Lol

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