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Career › Re: How Do I Handle A Bossy Demoted Colleague by Jokerman(m): 9:03pm On Jun 25, 2021
Try talking to him
Pets › Re: Worst Day In Pigeon Racing History’ After 10,000 Birds Vanish Into Thin Air( Pix by Jokerman(m): 8:52pm On Jun 25, 2021
Lol ..
Sports › Re: BBC Readers Pick Their Euros 2020 Team Of The Group Stage, No Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 2:41pm On Jun 25, 2021
But official team of the group has Ronaldo, so who cares?
Foreign Affairs › Re: 'New Type Of Early Human' Found In Israel by Jokerman(m): 2:40pm On Jun 25, 2021
hakeem4:
this is what brings about advancement. unlike religions with authorities, making claims they know nothing about. How can someone die and come back to life and you are still waiting for him to return again after 2000 years
That's because the word of God is bigger than any thing human can conceive
Foreign Affairs › Re: 5 Countries With The Most Powerful Militaries In The World! by Jokerman(m): 2:37pm On Jun 25, 2021
The USA is the world power, and will continue to be so till the advent of the beast... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis Meets ''Spider-Man'' At Weekly Audience In Vatican (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:37am On Jun 25, 2021
The most Holy man in the world... She how the white looks and feels white... You'd know he's holy by that white
Christianity Etc › Re: "My Mum Has Bone Cancer, Please Help Me Pray For Her"" by Jokerman(m): 7:20pm On Jun 24, 2021
Take your mom to the Lord's Chosen this Sunday for the "hope for the needy Sunday " and God will uproot the cancer out of your mom's life
Sports › Re: UEFA Abolishes Away Goals Rule As Major Champions League & Europa League Change by Jokerman(m): 5:13pm On Jun 24, 2021
GeneralPula:
I can see pained Barca fans mentioning Chelsea and Jose..

They can’t get past the fact that Chelsea really dealt with them in uefa, even with 10men..

Nah formation wey win trophies for you be formation..
I'm telling you.... Barcelona and Arsenal fans won't let Jose rest.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:41am On Jun 24, 2021
Instead make some people Start dey do fasting for this new COPA America, na Cboy them dey pursue upandan
Nairaland General › Re: Workers Kill Two Big Snakes That Eat Residents' Goats, Birds In Abia (photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:16am On Jun 24, 2021
Okpolu Umuobo.. Where I did my PPA, Lol... The day I saw a snake jumping on fences dey chop lizard, na that day I sleep for the village last... Lol...
Sports › Re: Ali Daei Congratulates Ronaldo As He Equals Men Goalscoring Record by Jokerman(m): 8:54am On Jun 24, 2021
MALIGNANTGuest:
When he was 10 years old, how many people did he dribble?
MESSI started dribbling right from 5 years.
His videos are there for you to watch.
He still does it effortlessly.
Meanwhile CR7 is penalty bed ridden now.
Guy arent you supposed to be concerned about COPA America? Oga o
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs France - Can Both Of Them Qualify Tonight? by Jokerman(m): 9:57pm On Jun 23, 2021
NaijaBoy213:
Na wa o! Goat wey dey always use best losers qualify, dat one na real goat? The ones wey no be be goat dey top group qualify. grin
Lol... How far copa America news?! When una dey play Brazil grin
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed: Stop Using VPN. You Think You Are Hurting Me By Using VPN (Video) by Jokerman(m): 9:35pm On Jun 23, 2021
MALIGNANTGuest:
Now I know why they call CR7, PENALDO.
How can CR7 be stealing penalties caused on fellow teammates?
Using PENALTIES to attain greatness. grin grin grin
Care about Pessi in copa America instead grin
Sports › Re: For The Love Of Messi,let's Discuss The Chances Of Him Winning Copa America 2021 by Jokerman(m): 8:55pm On Jun 23, 2021
Lol....with the rubbish they played against Paraguay grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:53pm On Jun 23, 2021
Semedo grin

Uefalona Undercover spy grin
Properties › Re: Chinese Company Erects Luxury 10-Storey Apartment Building In 28 Hours (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 6:06pm On Jun 23, 2021
Righteousness2:
This is Great, Awesome and Wonderful!

But we Must understand that it is not by the Speed at which the building is put up that matters.
What Matters is the Foundation that Holds building.
What Matters is the Quality of the Foundation of that building.
If the Foundation is not solid, it does not matter how Beautiful and Big it is , it is a Waste of Time.

Just like our lives here on Earth.
Anyone can brag to Have the best Appointment/position and Resources on Earth.
Anyone can brag to Have so many Degress in the best Schools and Institutions
Anyone can brag to Have latest automobiles and Houses on Earth
Anyone can brag to be this or that,

But if your Foundation is not Built on the Solid Rock of JESUS Christ, it does matter who you are, or what you Have, it is a Waste. It is Useless.
It is a guarantee of Eternal Damnation.
This is one of your few messages I love. It hit the soul... Please stop political theories, and face this... Biko Nwanne!
Christianity Etc › Re: My Encounter With Late Prophet T B Joshua In My Dream by Jokerman(m): 5:33am On Jun 23, 2021
Great
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Sinks Aircraft Carrier Near Hawai As US Navy Strike Group Heads To Region by Jokerman(m): 9:18pm On Jun 22, 2021
safesurfer:
Holinessforever and righteousness2 are one and the same person.
Ever since Trump lost the election, he has become an alarmist and a prophet of doom lol.
There will be no world wars for now dude. Deal with it. We are in an era of knowledge and prosperity and the last thing on anybody's mind would be war.
Lol.... grin
Romance › Re: Fathers Day: What Is That Great Lesson You Learnt From Dad? by Jokerman(m): 5:42pm On Jun 21, 2021
1. Benefits of working hard

2. Kindness and Humility

3. Helping in the little way I can

4. Never give up and never be lazy

5. Greatest of all- Salvation through the Lord Jesus Christ
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Two For N768.5 Million Fraud In Lagos (Pictures) by Jokerman(m): 5:39pm On Jun 21, 2021
I think they should stop posting these large figures. Many youths will be tempted and forgo the risks of Efcc capture...
TV/Movies › Re: 2021: Nigerian Idol Season 6 (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 8:29pm On Jun 20, 2021
This guy sang a song from the "Godfather of soul" even backup singers couldn't dare grin
TV/Movies › Re: 2021: Nigerian Idol Season 6 (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 8:18pm On Jun 20, 2021
ThierryJay:
So you are here too brother grin grin
I dey o... My wife don draw me inside grin
TV/Movies › Re: 2021: Nigerian Idol Season 6 (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 7:57pm On Jun 20, 2021
I won't be surprised if Comfort wins the show, if Buhari can colombi Nigerians head... grin
TV/Movies › Re: 2021: Nigerian Idol Season 6 (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 7:39pm On Jun 20, 2021
Bad from comfort.. You don't sing Bob Marley's song like that...
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Understanding About Revelation 13? by Jokerman(m): 7:30pm On Jun 20, 2021
Deceit has started with alien lies and extra terrestrial and Eldrich creatures...
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Kumuyi To Return Tithes And Offerings Of Sinful Deeper Life Church Member by Jokerman(m): 7:26pm On Jun 20, 2021
Lol... How much Olaadegbu go collect back after all the fake predictions of Donald Trump grin
Christianity Etc › Re: T. B. Joshua Speak Of His Death Few Hours Before He Died by Jokerman(m): 7:22pm On Jun 20, 2021
Ken4Christ:
1. My uncle wife died of cancer after booking hotel to see him for several days but they refused her for no reason.
2. The testimonies of those who walked closely with him points to his evil character. At least not less than three of his closest associates have testified of his evil and Immoral disposition.
3. Making money with the sale of anointed water is a fraud. You don't make money with God's free gift.
4. He said he is a Prophet but didn't see the collapse of his building which claimed so many lives.
5. Last year, he predicted the end of coronavirus but his predictions failed.
6. He also predicted wrongly the US election that Donald Trump won.
7. I have never seen any of his videos making Altar calls for people to be saved. Please if you have any, show me.
8. Even the charity work he does are not supposed to be announced. Jesus said, we should not let our right hand know what our left hand does.

I know God's word. I have been born again for over 30 years. I can discern who is truly a servant of God. T B Joshua is certainly not one of them.
1. Not an excuse.. Many people have died even after seeing other men of God like Kumuyi, Adeboye, Oyedepo etc

2. Many people, even Jesus close associates called him a devil. Many people today still call other pastors thrives, ritualists etc

3. Many other pastors sell anointed Oils, Handkerchiefs, holy water etc

4. Lol... Very funny. Are pastors supposed to see all?? How many pastors saw the disaster Buhari even when he visited their churches?

5 and 6. Even the word of God acknowledge that prophecies might fail...

1 Corinthians 13:8 Charity never faileth: but whether there be prophecies, they shall fail; whether there be tongues, they shall cease; whether there be knowledge, it shall vanish away.
13:9 For we know in part, and we prophesy in part.
13:10 But when that which is perfect is come, then that which is in part shall be done away.

7. I'm not a synagogue member, but I have seen and heard Joshua speak about salvation in the Lord Jesus


8. Rubbish... Charity is the most important commandment
Christianity Etc › Re: T. B. Joshua Speak Of His Death Few Hours Before He Died by Jokerman(m): 7:10pm On Jun 20, 2021
Ken4Christ:
Then he doesn't know the Scripture. The Bible says he will sustain us with long life. Only the life of the wicked are cut short or believers who walk outside the will of God.
Clown.

Jesus died at 33... All the apostles save for John the beloved died before very old age
Sports › Re: FC Barcelona: The Killer Formation Barcelona Might Adopt by Jokerman(m): 12:35pm On Jun 20, 2021
Lol... Another uefalona quackery grin grin grin grin
Career › Re: COREN Registration Thread by Jokerman(m): 12:33pm On Jun 20, 2021
Can I apply for COREN membership?

1. I had my B.Eng 8-9 years ago

2. Had a MSc in Engineering

3. Already have. GNSE (Applied recently for MNSE), MNImeche, MIAENG

However the deal is I only practiced Engineering for 3 years. I have intentions of starting my own maintenance some time latet, but I wish to apply to COREN...
Science/Technology › Re: Humans Will Be Able To Reproduce On Mars, According To A Scientific Study. by Jokerman(m): 12:16pm On Jun 20, 2021
Lol....

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