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Sports › Re: Messi Does Not Deserve Argentina Criticism- Aguero by Jokerman(op): 10:10pm On Apr 28, 2020
chiboy1116:
Barcelona were the best team when Messi started ? Lmao , u just can't stop saying bs bro .
Messi started in 2005 bro...the year ronaldinho won world best, the following year Barcelona won UCL, so yes he's right....
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 9:25pm On Apr 28, 2020
Fucsheetup:
Thats your inference due to your religion which I could care less about. I’m just making it clear to you that stars and the planets that orbit them (Solar systems) come from nebulae.


P.S again.. The sun is a star
Lol... It's not a matter of religion. Even scientists agree that God created all things...

Nothing in this world was a result of explosion of some gases grin...

God created the Nebula (whatever name scientists decided to call it) and all things. No wonder we have this song

"All things bright and beautiful, all things great and small, all things bright and wonderful, the Lord God made them all"
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 9:11pm On Apr 28, 2020
Fucsheetup:
Oh my word. Nebulae are not explosion from dying planetery bodies. Can’t God have created the nebulae from which your solar system was born? How do you believe in a solar system but not believe in the birthplace of one? How dumb can you be?
Some dying stars form their own nebula. However from your explanation, we have come to agree the God created all things nebula (the suppose birthplace of stars and the sun too)?
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 9:01pm On Apr 28, 2020
GodSaklek:
That's the problem of we black,earth age is 4.5billion years old,our solar system is also 4.5billion years old because everything on our solar system exist the same time, don't believe the nonsense u red on bible, believe in what u saw and what is happening during Ur existence not those ones before your existence..
What happening in my existence is proof that God created all things, even when I look at what man has invented with the brain God gave him, I praise God the more
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 9:00pm On Apr 28, 2020
GodSaklek:
Bra, if u don't believe in theory, evolution, science etc, then why do you believe in technology, how do you believe that if u buy Recharge cards, u can talk people u don't know their whereabouts, u can use smart phones, watch live events on TV in your house, travel to abroad with flying plane..
Bra, Our earth is 4.5billion years old,and our solar system is also 4.5billion years old, definitely everything in our solar system exist at the same time, scientists have machines that calculate the existence or age of anything on earth, don't believe in nonsense u red in Bible, even those people that wrote it are the same whites..
I don't argue the timeline of our solar system. My only argument here is God created all things, and science actually corrobates this facts...
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 8:59pm On Apr 28, 2020
GodSaklek:
If u don't believe in science, then why do you believe in technology, how do you believe that if u buy Recharge cards, u can talk people u don't know their whereabouts, u can use smart phones, watch live events on TV in your house, travel to abroad with flying plane..
Bra, Our earth is 4.5billion years old,and our solar system is also 4.5billion years old, definitely everything in our solar system exist at the same time, scientists have machines that calculate the existence or age of anything on earth, don't believe in nonsense u red in Bible, even those people that wrote it are the same whites..
Please use your brain
I believe God above science... Science still cannot conquer death except God wills it. Infact science is a gift of God to man...

Look at human beings for example, are you not amazed at the intelligent design?

Just the way man created all these inventions, that's how God created all things and gave man power to be like him...

Infact man is the best of all God's creation
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 8:56pm On Apr 28, 2020
beejaay:
Google is your friend... Our sun is a star like every other star you see in the night sky... Most of those stars you see at night are million of light years away and most of them are way bigger than our sun... Read about the formation of the star, trust me you will find it interesting
My Bible tells me God created the sun, the stars and set everything in motion...

All of creation is God's marvellous works.

I don't doubt the formation of all things, but I'm letting you know God set the benchmark of all things ...

He is the beginning and the end of all things
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 8:46pm On Apr 28, 2020
Fucsheetup:
What created the supernova then? Are you saying you don’t believe our solar system came out of a nebula?

Do you know how many nebulae there are currently spitting out solar systems like ours?

You definitely do not know what a nebula is.
A supernova is not a nebula
So you ridicule the marvelous works of God to a mere explosion of dying planetary bodies i.e stars etc or some "pillars of creation"? Science though grin

Can you see the solar system is perfectly designed by some intelligent being billion and trillion of light years ahead??

Think lady. Think.
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 7:00pm On Apr 28, 2020
Macsjebs:
But all through the Bible only cities and countries of whites mentioned na, why didn't nothing take place in any black nation when the Bible was written...the same whites gave you the Bible na and you believed without any inquiry
The Bible mentioned Ethiopia bro
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 6:56pm On Apr 28, 2020
kingxsamz:
Okay grin
The creation of man, light, the solar system..which is the basis of all science was made by God...hence, he's the author of science, and he gave man power to subdue(learn, adapt, invent, innovate) the Earth
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 6:54pm On Apr 28, 2020
Ochuksbaba:
Guide which people??
The same Joshua and Caleb whom the Gibeonites scammed .

So Queen Amina,Uthman Dan Fodio,King Napoleon ,Oba Ewuare 1st that ruled their people depended on a Bible shei?
Israelites. God's chosen people...
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 6:53pm On Apr 28, 2020
Ochuksbaba:
lolzz,,,Joshua and K-leg u mean ,,can u prove it ?

If mere ten commandments can be written on a whole block of stone,,imagine how many blocks or tablets of stones will be needed to contain all four books allegedly written by Moses.

Yet d book of Joshua couldn't record how d stones we're carried across or safeguarded during the wars against the canaanites,,

It's all lies and mythical stories, nothing more
Buh you believed Canaanites existed or even Egyptians or probably the red Sea grin

Just give it up bro.... You can do nothing except acknowledge God's word in the end, if you want to be truthful
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 6:51pm On Apr 28, 2020
Fucsheetup:
Do you understand English? Your god created you but your mom did the reproduction on Earth, the same way a nebula is just like a womb pushing out stars.


P.S The sun is a star.
I know what Nebula is i.e Orion etc...

Our bone of discussion is that God created everything, and not some supernova bullshit
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 6:28pm On Apr 28, 2020
Ochuksbaba:
Where u there when he was doing the breathing??
Moses that wrote the creation fiction in the book of Genesis was born thousand of years after in the book of Exodus,so how did mosco know and recorded the creation?

If u blab that he was directed by God,what did he write the first four bible books on?
Remember he had no paper ,he was in d wilderness .
God gave him commandments on stone tablet ,he didn't enter Canaan and no record of stone tablets where Moses wrote d books were said to have been carried over d River Jordan into Canaan

Africans think,thinnnk,, emancipate urselves,for how long will yall enslave ur minds with the white man' fabrication called bible
Lol.... You didn't know Joshua and Caleb carried them into Canaan ?? How do you think they were able to guide the people??

God's creation isn't fiction... It's real
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 6:06pm On Apr 28, 2020
kingxsamz:
grin grin grin
Keep telling yourself that crap to make yourself feel secure about your beliefs...
Coming here to rubbish science while supporting a book that talks about food falling from the sky... grin
Clown.
God is the creator of science...
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 6:03pm On Apr 28, 2020
Fucsheetup:
A nebula is the birthplace of all stars, eg Your sun.


The Hubble telescope is out in space taking pictures of these wonderments for your pleasure and you call it pseudo science?

For your information, the same technology that allows invisible waves carry your voice across the world to your relative abroad is the same that enables us to see these pictures taken light years away. Or do you think the stars you see at night are a hologram? Even if you do, you cannot refute the sun.
Lies. God created all things.... Stars, the sun, micro organisms etc
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 6:02pm On Apr 28, 2020
Niggmatic:
Evolution is no lies. You have not read enough. Or you probably have no capacity to comprehend that subject.

You need to broaden your knowledge base first.
All those homo bullshitz bro especially that in man....

For thousand of years now man hasn't changed physical appearance only values, cultures etc, evolved
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 5:59pm On Apr 28, 2020
Salmom:
Have you even read the Bible critically? How can be book that atrocious and retrogressive be the word of an intelligent imperfect being?
Lol.... The book that has guided centuries and even up to now...

Moreover God is the author of science
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 5:51pm On Apr 28, 2020
kingxsamz:
Lol... Better to believe their theory, than to believe a book about talking snakes, talking bushes, men walking on water, sticks turning to snakes and someone living in a whale for 3days... cheesy cheesy cheesy
Don't you think?
Matthew 19:23.. hear from the creator himself
"With men these are impossible, but with God all things are possible'
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 5:46pm On Apr 28, 2020
beejaay:
See another olodo... Let me teach you small, the light you are yabbing about is the sun and its formation of the sun that gave birth to your planet, without the sun there can't be your planet earth so your light called sun have been in existence for millions of years before your earth was ever born... You need to drop your religious toga and learn...learning the scientific way of things doesn't negate the majestic of your God, if anything and if you are sharp it will only make you believe more in the majestic
How did the sun come about??
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 5:01pm On Apr 28, 2020
Fucsheetup:
GOOGLE IS NOT JUST FOR PORN
Lol... Nebula got me laughing sis. grin

Pseudo science though grin
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 5:00pm On Apr 28, 2020
Niggmatic:
Read up on evolution theory. It is not that difficult to do. You need more catch up to do.
It's full of lies with no proof bro... That's why I don't read much on it..... Especially when it comes to man....
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 4:59pm On Apr 28, 2020
Fucsheetup:
Acknowledging God does not disprove science. Every man with their own belief of how the universe works and was created. I wonder though, if you were born in the north you would be somewhere arguing on a different thread for Allah’s sake because your parents and your environment helped shape what you believe is anything and everything. Forever worship the white man for bringing you the true god and forcing your ancestors to rubbish their beliefs a hundred years ago. I guess you were lucky to be born into the right religion with the most authentic god.
Sorry I don't do religion. I'm only a follower of the Lord Jesus Christ.

Well acknowledging God does that disprove science, you are right...

My only problem with evolutionary science is the continuos lies
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 4:54pm On Apr 28, 2020
KingAzubuike:
But it's possible for an imaginary being whose existence we ain't even sure of to appear mysteriously and create man out of dust and create woman from his ribs abi.
If he's imaginary, how can peoples call on him from time immemorial??

Even devil, the father of pseudo science believes theres God
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 4:49pm On Apr 28, 2020
Fucsheetup:
The religious cannot be set free, they have to step out from that mental prison themselves. You are basically wasting your time.
How great scientists like Newton, Einstein Charles Presley etc can acknowledge God, I wonder why someone who use a dilapidated twisted little laboratory to conduct simple pendulum and titration experiment would think otherwise
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 4:37pm On Apr 28, 2020
dukeprince50:
There is evolution and we are a testament of that. Even as humans, we evolve to the effect of global warming
So Adaptation is now the same as evolution one evolution in the terms of physical appearance?
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 4:31pm On Apr 28, 2020
Kimbrielle:
But you know that this same bible has been edited and rewritten by different people grin
Shebi you also know that this same bible in some set of christianity has over 70 and 80 books while another set has 66 books.
How can a book written by cave men of past centuries suddenly be more knowledgeable and enlightened to people of this time.

Wake up and receive sense
This is because the word of God is true every morning, and many cultures develop their beliefs from what was written in the Bible

And finally because God is bigger than people or man
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 4:30pm On Apr 28, 2020
Fucsheetup:
Your sun was birthed by a nebula. You do realize you can believe that and still believe God is responsible for that action?
Nebula grin

Lady I'm not talking of Marvel's Thanos o grin

Or what's Nebula grin grin grin
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 4:29pm On Apr 28, 2020
dukeprince50:
man did not just appear, it's evolution, we have our ancestral lineage
Lol from the first homo erectus called Lucy abi grin
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 4:27pm On Apr 28, 2020
Kimbrielle:
Where did you get that from?The same bible that said the earth was flat and that people can be stoned to death and spoils for war?The same bible that said people should not marry outside their tribe or another bible? Are people still abiding by this.What fact has the bible proven that science has not gone beyond?


Apart from the bible and some manuscripts what other place can you get about their factual existence on earth?words of Jesus abi the words of John coming to pass.
Was it Jesus that talked about or wrote the revolution.I will even believe the wordsvof Nostradamus than that of the bible
God created man in his own image, to be like him, i.e do what he did. That's why you see inventions, innovation etc.. or before the Advent of science and it's lying theories, didn't man live and adapt and create little things??

Guess you've heard about Stone age and iron age??

Also read what God said

Daniel 12:4
But thou, O Daniel, shut up the words, and seal the book, even to the time of the end: many shall run to and fro, and KNOWLEDGE SHALL BE INCREASED.

So everything happening is because God allowed it.

Note: I agree the Earth is not 6000 years old, the Bible also confirms this. What we say is Land appeared 6000 years ago on the command of God...

Genesis 1:1-2 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

Science confirms that water was ubiquitous on earth before creation too i.e Cretaceous period
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 4:16pm On Apr 28, 2020
mansakhalifa:
Including "manna falling from heaven" and a couple of other jazzhuh
Lol... So you think a being that created something like man and breathed into him to live, won't be able to do anything??

Please answer?
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 4:14pm On Apr 28, 2020
Fucsheetup:
Lmao! DONATE YOUR BRAIN TO SCIENCE. You have no use for it.
The Bible is bigger than everything science provides....

The Bible is enough to live in this accursed world

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