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Sports › Re: Mourinho: 'Klopp wanted meat and got fish, He didn't like the menu' by Jokerman(m): 12:03pm On Oct 21, 2019
Jose the 3rd greatest coach ever after Alex Ferguson and Rinus Michels

The special one
The only one
The funny one
Romance › Re: Has Anyone Here Dated A Deeper Life Girl? by Jokerman(m): 9:12pm On Oct 20, 2019
skultrick:
You lie, she isn't a true member.
Why would you say so, and who made you a judge??
Romance › Re: 24-Year-Old Man Weds His American Fiancée In Ughelli, Delta State by Jokerman(m): 9:46am On Oct 19, 2019
Scammertophyta
Sports › Re: Messi Officially Rated As King Of 21st Century Footballers by Jokerman(m): 11:11pm On Oct 18, 2019
Another insecure Barcelonian list

Imagine Xavi ahead of Delima or Zidane.. Or even ahead of Deco
Sports › Re: Ranking Of Golden Boot Winners: Messi The 1st To Claim This Award For 6 Times by Jokerman(m): 5:11pm On Oct 18, 2019
Iretii0511:
Ok. But you must agree that both Ronaldo and Messi are the greatest ever and no one is better than the other. Only then can we be friends.
Pele, Maradona > Messi and Ronaldo

Anytime Anywhere
Sports › Re: Ranking Of Golden Boot Winners: Messi The 1st To Claim This Award For 6 Times by Jokerman(m): 5:09pm On Oct 18, 2019
biddostandard:
Its been certified you are a wet slowpoke,messi has won the playmaker of the century,won 5 most assist award in LA liga beating off ozil,inesta,xavi di maria in numerous occasions ,dont forget he was also the best playmaker last season with the most assist
So because he won playmaker award or won assists, he's a midfielder??

So Henry that won assists in EPL or CR7 that won assists in UCL, are midfielders??

Messi fan, when did Messi win playmaker of the century... Lie a little please!!

Will you call Hazard a midfielder even though he wins playmaker award??
Sports › Re: Ranking Of Golden Boot Winners: Messi The 1st To Claim This Award For 6 Times by Jokerman(m): 1:36am On Oct 18, 2019
PopeFlatino:
Shut up if u don't know wat to comment...
Lol... After catching farceLONA fan... He wants to run away
Romance › Re: Coded Runs Is Lit!! by Jokerman(m): 8:07pm On Oct 17, 2019
What if your gf had caught you??
Business › Re: Which Viable Business Can I Start With N150k To N200k? by Jokerman(m): 8:05pm On Oct 17, 2019
Abeg guy no use your savings play virtual o
Sports › Re: 'I Never Need To Leave The Best Club In The World' - Messi On Ronaldo's Proposal by Jokerman(m): 10:36am On Oct 17, 2019
I love this picture of Messi grin

Sports › Re: Ranking Of Golden Boot Winners: Messi The 1st To Claim This Award For 6 Times by Jokerman(m): 10:17am On Oct 17, 2019
PopeFlatino:
U should try to read my comment well before asking this question..The formations displayed always shows him in advance roles but if u watch Barca matches u will discover he is more of an AMF and SS
Liar... He always plays CF, SS, LWF and RWF
Sports › Re: Ranking Of Golden Boot Winners: Messi The 1st To Claim This Award For 6 Times by Jokerman(m): 1:10am On Oct 17, 2019
PopeFlatino:
cheesy u are d liar here ...Messi is more of an attacking Midfielder,Winger and supporting striker to Suarez if u don't know..the formations u always view in livescores might show him as a striker which isn't real...so he is right
Can you show us any team of the season in which Messi was featured as a midfielder??
Sports › Re: Ranking Of Golden Boot Winners: Messi The 1st To Claim This Award For 6 Times by Jokerman(m): 1:09am On Oct 17, 2019
biddostandard:
are you daft or blind with bitterness the guy posted winger/midfielder which messi is but he isnt a striker (centre forward)
Oga shut it... As Messi ever won any midfielder award or ever been put in the midfield even in Laliga team of the season??
Sports › Re: Ranking Of Golden Boot Winners: Messi The 1st To Claim This Award For 6 Times by Jokerman(m): 8:21pm On Oct 16, 2019
unbitchable:
He is a natural winger, started as a winger but was pushed forward by guardiola.
I agree to this.
Sports › Re: Ranking Of Golden Boot Winners: Messi The 1st To Claim This Award For 6 Times by Jokerman(m): 8:16pm On Oct 16, 2019
unbitchable:
A midfielder/winger scoring goals for fun.
Oga Messi is a forward. Stop spreading lies
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Wins 6th Golden Shoe Award (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 8:05pm On Oct 16, 2019
Everything in Barcelona?? angry

Once Ronaldo wins one with Juve, he has surpassed you o Messi

You can't be scoring against eibar, huesca, leganes all the time and winning
Sports › Re: Who Poses More Danger: Messi Or Ronaldo? (With Photos) by Jokerman(m): 2:41pm On Oct 16, 2019
bayelsaowei:
of which messi still scores as much as he does...so what next??
Lol.... As Ronaldo still assists as much as Messi does since messy is labeled "the assist Kong" shocked
Travel › Re: Lagosians Turn 'Spidermen' To Pass Flooded Road (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 1:08pm On Oct 16, 2019
Assuming Lagos makes the kind of money other cities like New York, Dubai, Cape Town, Nairobi, Alexandria, Beijing etc makes yearly, Lagos could have gone far ahead of them
Sports › Re: Ronaldo on 700th goal: I don't go looking for records, they are looking for me by Jokerman(m): 12:00pm On Oct 16, 2019
Let's take a look at Ronaldo's CV grin

Man utd (individual)
EPL golden boot
European golden boot
EPL best player
UEFA best player
UEFA best forward
UCL golden boot
Ballondor
FIFA best player

Real Madrid (individual)

Laliga golden boot
European golden boot
La liga best player
UEFA best player
UEFA best forward
UCL golden boot
Ballondor
FIFA best player

Juventus (individual)

Serie A best player


Portugal

Euro best player (2nd)
Euro silver boot
UNL golden boot
Sports › Re: Who Poses More Danger: Messi Or Ronaldo? (With Photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:46am On Oct 16, 2019
Laughing at Barcelona fans

Dribblers always have more footballers tackling them

Checkout Hazard of Chelsea or JS park of man utd then or even Ronaldo of Man utd or Ronaldo delima

However to me though, Ronaldo is more of a danger coz of his eyes for goals

Goals win games not dribbles
Travel › Re: Python Killed At Flooded Lagoon Estate, Ogudu Orioke In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 11:24am On Oct 16, 2019
aysuprano:
Photoshop
Zoom in in the snakes head and tail
Its pure Photoshop
It's not Photoshopping bro... In fact the snake was seen live... This morning I wore boxers out of my house for 5 mins till I got to the mainroad
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Rated Second Youngest National Team In The World by Jokerman(m): 9:52am On Oct 16, 2019
sunnychibs:
Good





Qatar 2022 is ours if only Gernot will replaced.
Qatar 2022 is for Portugal.. The legend must win the world cup
Politics › Re: Why Are Nigerians Tolerating Buhari? by Jokerman(m): 8:14pm On Oct 15, 2019
Hofbrauhaus:
Just fold your hands and watch zombies suffer. Nothing gives me greater joy than seeing zombies use an alternate account to beg for food online.. When people think they are doing you, without realizing that they are doing themselves.
Jesualovesyou aka Buhariguy doesn't even have subscription money.. LOL
Lol.... Jesuslovesyou still dey?? grin
Health › Re: Things That Can Weaken A Man's Erection By Dr Olufunmilayo by Jokerman(m): 7:24pm On Oct 15, 2019
Gbese
Sports › Re: Ranking Of Footballers: From Goat To Overrated By Sportbible by Jokerman(m): 5:05pm On Oct 15, 2019
eni4real:
Just tell me one thing that Maradona has won the Griezmann has not won!! Stop quoting nonsense!!
World Cup golden ball
FIFA player of the century award
Sports › Re: Ranking Of Footballers: From Goat To Overrated By Sportbible by Jokerman(m): 5:04pm On Oct 15, 2019
mystical109:
do u know that Maradona played for Barca and guess what, in his two seasons he didn't play nada
Yet Argentine Maradona > Argentine Messi

Napoli's Maradona > Barca's Messi
Business › Re: Ever Bought Something Of Inferior Quality Unknowingly? Share Your Experiences. by Jokerman(m): 4:42pm On Oct 15, 2019
My first time of going to computer village

Bought a fake Nokia N8 and I was happy, till I got home to charge and switch on the phone grin
Celebrities › Re: Top 100 Nigeria Best Rappers Of All Time by Jokerman(m): 2:27pm On Oct 15, 2019
abbey621:
I'm not disputing what you just said, in fact I know nothing about rap but abeg name one of Mode 9's rap song that you are confident will survive the decade or even the next 5 years? I'm waiting................................................See that's the thing, rapping without being a brand is like Olamide before his breakthrough, nobody sabi e papa! You think Pac, Eminem, Biggie, Nas and so on would be labeled top tier if they just spat hardcore rap without balancing it with gbedu that made sense? How can you call someone the best when majority of your country people no sabi any of his songs? How can someone be legendary when 10 years from now, the name "Mode 9" would only be remembered by less than 0.1% of his fan base? Lol best rapper indeed grin grin grin
That's why we had Dagrin
Sports › Re: Ranking Of Footballers: From Goat To Overrated By Sportbible by Jokerman(m): 11:49am On Oct 15, 2019
mystical109:
pele is not among top 10 of most trophies won by a player, he is not among the top 10 of most awards, cr7 is not in top 10 of most assists, most trophies. Non of the players you mentioned have up to 30 trophies. And non of them won MVP in every tournament they played. Thank u
Can you tell us any tournament Pele played that he wasn't MVP??

Can you tell us any tournament Maradona played that he was MVP??

CAn you tell us any tournament Zidane or Delima played that they weren't MVP??

Can you also tell us how many players have more career assists than CR7
Sports › Re: Ranking Of Footballers: From Goat To Overrated By Sportbible by Jokerman(m): 11:35am On Oct 15, 2019
eni4real:
You are picking the best of the bunch..

Pele played against this particular ones once in 100 games considering the fact that he played in his native land throughout his active careers!!

Baresi was a 80's defender tho
Bobby Moore : Hope you are not referring to 66 World cup tho!! Brazil crashed out of the group stage!!
Pasarella was a 70's and 80's defender too. I don't know how relate to Pele
Beckenbauer was a great defender of the 70's but he offered more than defending.. He was a total player and that is why he won the Ballon d'or!!

I repeat, Pele played with average defenders in the 50's and 60's... Before Nigeria even gain independence.. Abeg.. Drop the hype!!

Everything evolved! ! All Sports and football will not he an exception...

If Athletucs were to be like football, I am sure many sprinters of the 60's will claim to be better than Usain Bolt grin
If Maradona could play against them and still excel, I see no difficulty for Pele... Ordinary Zanetti and Cambiasso marked a peak Messi in 2010, he couldn't do a shingbai
Sports › Re: Ranking Of Footballers: From Goat To Overrated By Sportbible by Jokerman(m): 11:34am On Oct 15, 2019
eni4real:
When you have the best teammates in the history of World cup, you can record 5 assists..

When you have a teammate(Jarzinho) that score in all games of the World cup, you can achieve anything...

Put Pele together with Dante and Jo, let see what he will achieve with them grin grin
Oga shut it jare... Sanchez used clowns to win COPA America... Stop making excuses for Messhit grin

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