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Sports / Re: Nigeria’s Kelechi Iheanacho Breaks World Record In Premier League History by Jokkarm: 4:57pm On Dec 31, 2016
Iheanacho meaning what is needed. We are the record breakers , we dnt pick at last we pick first.
Carry on my brother

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Crime / Re: Fraud Alert! Gtbank *737# Is Very Risky. by Jokkarm: 2:36pm On Dec 31, 2016
13,800 For what naaa? Is like they are using upur money to maintain their internet mast .
You should meet the branch manager if he fails to act please raise alarm

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Crime / Re: Fraud Alert! Gtbank *737# Is Very Risky. by Jokkarm: 2:32pm On Dec 31, 2016
I think Gtb has insiders that help defraud people their hard earnings . I noticed that each time I get alert in my Gtb account , i will be receiving those fraudulent massages that I should call a number that my ATM card has been blocked though I will call and curse the idiot which he will cut the call because he knows am a bad market for him .
Gtb authorities should take security serious , they should trace any complain to know the root cause .
Thank you .

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Career / Re: Abia Teachers Can’t Cash Cheques Issued By Govt For July Salary by Jokkarm: 2:21pm On Dec 31, 2016
Jokkarm:
I hope you are ok.
My room mate just traveled to my state Abia , he called me that he was so ashamed the way the roads are in aba , even now there is dry season not raining season.
Career / Re: Abia Teachers Can’t Cash Cheques Issued By Govt For July Salary by Jokkarm: 2:18pm On Dec 31, 2016
I hope you are ok.
My room mate just traveled to my state Abia , he called me that he was so ashamed the way the roads are in aba , even now there is dry season not raining season.
Travel / Re: (photos) Speeding Truck Falls At Fidiso, Ibeju Lekki, Lagos by Jokkarm: 2:09pm On Dec 31, 2016
Government should make a law that will regulate speed limit of all vehicles with the town especially , also at the express . The rate of road accident this year was so much to the extend that you will be afraid to enter public transport . If this measure is not taken , RIAD accident will not be reduced .
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky left with red eye after bae slaps him, smashes his iphone (pics/video) by Jokkarm: 2:03pm On Dec 31, 2016
Check the other apartment

Events / Re: Nigerian Lady Weds Her Oyinbo Husband In Lagos (Pics) by Jokkarm: 1:24pm On Dec 31, 2016
My sister carry go , I trust you . We no de carry last . Recession or no recession we must be in front
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Magu Not Sacked - EFCC; Presidency (Read Tweets) by Jokkarm: 1:19pm On Dec 31, 2016
Recieve it !!!!

Politics / Re: The Best Performing Governors In 2016? by Jokkarm: 9:28am On Dec 31, 2016
Am bode is the man no aguement. Followed by fayose of Ekiti

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Politics / Re: N25bn ETF: Lagos State Government Distributes Offer Letters To 150 Beneficiaries by Jokkarm: 9:25am On Dec 31, 2016
These people above look like people who have been working and living very fine . This programm does not suppose to be for them , it should be for your graduates that are not doing anything . This one is like pouring water in a river.
Romance / Re: "I Am Walking Into 2017 A Proud Virgin" - Nigerian Lady Says (Photos) by Jokkarm: 9:19am On Dec 31, 2016
Please Oga how you know your sister own ? Please explain . Else, the new EFCC boss we use your case resume work as investigation
Romance / Re: "I Am Walking Into 2017 A Proud Virgin" - Nigerian Lady Says (Photos) by Jokkarm: 9:16am On Dec 31, 2016
I believe you , I once had A friend at 23 she was a virgin but at your 27, settling down should be your priority because you need kids and a man .
I wish you good luck

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Romance / Re: "I Am Walking Into 2017 A Proud Virgin" - Nigerian Lady Says (Photos) by Jokkarm: 9:08am On Dec 31, 2016
I believe you because I once had a friend at 23 she was still a virgin. I surgest you get married because 27 is much as a woman , having kids and settling down should be your priority for the new year .
I wish you the best of luck

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: See The Mail That Was Sent To My Friend After Her Interview At Awe Poly by Jokkarm: 9:03am On Dec 31, 2016
No organisation will request for money , at least I have gotten jobs in three company even as a contract staff nobody will ask for money .
If they ask for money that means they are hungry , they can't even pay salaries when is time to pay
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: See The Mail That Was Sent To My Friend After Her Interview At Awe Poly by Jokkarm: 8:59am On Dec 31, 2016
No genuine organisation will ask you to pay money before they employ you . Your email is a scam , may be a scammer got access to your email . I will surgest you print the email and go to that office , show them what you got and you came to confirm because you dnt understand .
Politics / Re: Joe Abah Complains About His Innoson SUV Is Giving Him Wahala by Jokkarm: 11:49pm On Sep 15, 2016
Oga joe or whatever , do you know how many car that get problem on daily bases or yours is not car ? Must you come here to fool your self ? Gwagon, range rover , etc gets problem either new or old , so why are you sounding like a bush man ? Please if you can't fix it , but another one . You dnt need to act like uncivilised man .
Business / Re: Shopping Center In Aba, Abia Flooded by Jokkarm: 12:09pm On Sep 14, 2016
Are you ashamed of the post ?
Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Terrorizing Enugu Communities Arrested By Security Operatives.PICS by Jokkarm: 3:06pm On Sep 12, 2016
Instead of killing them or putting them in jail , send them to sambisa forest to go find chibock girls . Is better. If they find them better, if them meet boko , na their wahala bi that .
Sports / Re: Susan Kanu Iheme Is Dead (Kanu Nwankwo Mother Dies) by Jokkarm: 2:52pm On Sep 12, 2016
I feel for you bro , take heart . Like the ibo adage says ( obu nwa na Eli nne, obughi nne na Eli nwa ya)
Just take it as a nature call.
May her soul rest in perfect peace .
Celebrities / Re: Bolaji Ogunmola: I Am Blessed With Big Boobs, I Can’t Date A Poor Man by Jokkarm: 1:25pm On Sep 04, 2016
That big load in your front will only require crane to jack it up because I doubt if is still in the right direct . You can as well pad your boot as you want since you dnt like the size God gave you , but the day it will explode you go cry if you had known.
Instead of things that will impact on the citizens you are bussy deceiving people with a dirty words .
Fashion / Re: This Lady Was Bounced From The Immigration Office For Wearing This Dress (photos by Jokkarm: 12:06pm On Sep 03, 2016
Biko nu , this woman should be sent to Kenya for flying competition .
Phones / Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Jokkarm: 11:53am On Sep 03, 2016
The last time I visited Kenya monkeys were among their population as a country , so that s why their women can fight always because of man

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Phones / Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Jokkarm: 11:38am On Sep 03, 2016
Because of this I am coming to contest as Kenya president next year.

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Phones / Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Jokkarm: 11:32am On Sep 03, 2016
Just imagine Kenya insulting Nigeria , Kenya is not up to one of our local government they have the mouth to insult Nigeria .
Kenya is the only community you will see a married woman fighting on the road unclad like The one that happen last week.
I am looking forward to hear from them this weekend for their drama .

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Phones / Re: Just Bought Itel It1556 5000mah Phone. Review Follows by Jokkarm: 4:44pm On Aug 30, 2016
Please guys , free him let him enjoy the did dividend of a new phone
Sports / Re: Usain Bolt Invites Women To His Hotel Room (photos) by Jokkarm: 11:07am On Aug 26, 2016
Bolt why you dee carry ashawo,? or you wan finish the whole money with fucking , don't you have responsibility in your country? Can't you go home ? Well they will suck you till that thing Brazilian girls say is too small go come they like niddle na that time your eye go open .
Politics / Re: Dasukigate: EFCC To Arrest Jimi Agbaje In Port-harcourt - Elombah.com by Jokkarm: 6:32am On Aug 16, 2016
Must you announce it before you arrest him. Or is just to cause media embarrassment . No wise man will read this and still wait to be arrested .
Since we started these arrest , nobody has been prosecuted and jailed. Or they are all innocent .
We want to see looters serving their jail term so that other politicians will learn from it .
Events / Re: Fake Chevron Staff: Wedding Cancelled In Eket By Bride Over Lies - Facebook User by Jokkarm: 4:48pm On Aug 15, 2016
Please not every man , just that when the real man to the single lady they dnt want him because he s not made yet , that s why the guy used what that lady wanted to hear and deceived her .
Dnt be surprised she has been eating the lady in and out before wedding and the lady has been rejecting real men that came to marry her .
So this is the result . Now she has a dent, no man will hear what she did and still want to marry her , I knw her friends were the people behind this gossip, now those her friends will ran away and still go and laugh behind .
Events / Re: Fake Chevron Staff: Wedding Cancelled In Eket By Bride Over Lies - Facebook User by Jokkarm: 4:47pm On Aug 15, 2016
Please not every man , just that when the real man to the single lady they dnt want him because he s nit made yet , that s why the guy used what lady wanted to hear and deceived her .
Dnt be surprised she has been eating the lady in and out before wedding and the lady has been rejecting real men that came to marry her .
So this is the result . Now she has a dent, no man will hear what she did and still want to marry her , I knw her friends were the people behind this gossip, now those her friends will ran away and still go and laugh behind .
Events / Re: Fake Chevron Staff: Wedding Cancelled In Eket By Bride Over Lies - Facebook User by Jokkarm: 4:40pm On Aug 15, 2016
Cococandy, why did the lady not find out everything about the guy Before she agreed to marry him. I think the lady is just interested to I hear that slogan " I will marry you "
As old as she is , she allowed her self to be deceived by her lover. She should be ashamed of her self .the girl am dating knws what I do and what I dnt do , so I can say the lady is incompetent and too desperate .
Events / Re: Fake Chevron Staff: Wedding Cancelled In Eket By Bride Over Lies - Facebook User by Jokkarm: 4:31pm On Aug 15, 2016
So madam, na chevron you want to marry not even the man, thunder go just fire you and God go come punish you join. Keep waiting for chevron staff.
Onye ara ki bu.

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