Rexmike:
Small time na u still complain.Encourage nonsense

its not nonsense

in my opinion,nose piercing makes a lady super sexy.a female friend of mine just did hers,it makes her smiles so lovely, i gave in when she made a demand, cos she looked irresistible, i felt like pressing her like a remote control, she looked charming,well my wife must get a nose piercing,nothing Will stop it

my eyes haveseen the wonders of Gods creation

skin 2 skin

alas, this is good news for lovers of skin to skin

jakandeola:
a fool at 40

Cyndy123:
Hi, sent u a PM. Plz reply, it's urgent.

hi

BiafranBushBoy:
Hustle in silence - unless you are an internet marketer.

Fidecoo:
, thank God for you.(I know that 1naira earn through legal means,is far valued than 10 naira giving)but pls, it's not necessary you bring down the picture to NL.you can even use just a caption to express gratitude.mind you,that amount might just be someone's income of 30mins. More blessings to our hustling. My opinion sha.

EngrMcDon:
Are You Alright?

yea

Ops

danielconstant:
Ask her and it shall be done

FortifiedCity:

Why aren't you on a mission to improve your barbing saloon shop and make it look better

Why not ask God rather to give you sense so that you can channel it to making your life better

I'm just wondering

I took an old Friend out today,wow she looked so radiant, I clldnt stop trippn like someone walkn on a slippery ground,well we reconnected via Facebook, her name came in as a friend suggestion , I added her and she accepted, oboy I got her number and WhatsApp her, she responded and that was how we started chatting, me and her use to Bleep steadily in 2013 until I got carried
Away like a stolen phone by another gal(blessing).
Blessing gave me cause to wonder if her great grand mother is minister for women affairs in heaven who has used her position to embezzle so much yansh, so much that all that the gals in that lineage have to do is reach puberty and yansh will be handed down to them like a baton in a relay race

I saw blessing one night after escorting my other gal,before i cld get my senses back I found myself following her like a generational curse from the village
I engaged blessing in a dialogue and she loved the eloquence of my speech and she smiled often as I teased her, As we walked I noticed the way her yansh was shaking like
Peter's faith when the Lord asked him to walk on water and join him on the sea of Galilee, as her yansh shook vehemently, I was able to understand the body language of her yansh And because I have a gift in decoding body language,I deduced that her yansh was saying( all
You guys staring at me like the answer sheet of a brilliant student in an exam hall,do u all have what it takes to squeeze me,smooch me,caress me and make me feel like a yansh that I am).
Hmm.m these with words sank in2 my heart like an anchor into the sea, and I wished I cld get a shot at her in my room, Right there on my ever reliable giant size mouka foam.
As I and blessing walked a woman beckoned at her from the other side of the road then she went over to see the woman and then i saw her shape from the distance and the sight of her voluptuous yansh made my dick writh with frustration, and i thought I heard a sound of someone clearing his voice and behold when I looked further I discovered that it was the spirit of lust and he smiled queerly and said, Israel if u find urself in a room with this lovely damsel,
What will you do? And I smiled like an actor about to finish off an evil boss in an action film.

And I replied the spirit of lust saying,if I find myself in a room wth her, and I give her all the signs and she starts forming, I'll go to the door and lock it tightly and put the key in my pocket lemme see how she will beat me and collect the key,I'll reach for her breast after bringing down her bra like the wall of Jericho
I will suck her breast like a butterfly suckn the nectar of a flower, while my hands will travel the east west north and south of her body smooching her from breast,to hips to yansh to laps and what have you,and if her guardian angel tries to defend her by fighting me, I will show him that my father God is the mighty man in battle and I am just like him, infact the way I will fight wth that angel it will be worse than when Jacob in the bible fought wth an Angel before his name was changed.
Not only will it be a fist fight, we shall implore the use of swords, Jack knife, daggers and we will scatter the whole room throwing things at each other ranging from remote, spoon,knife,plate,Bleep,shoes and anything throwable until I de-wing him and tie him to one corner of the bed and then I'll face her and pounce on her and tear whatever raiment she still has on and then I'll forcefully part her legs like the branches of letter Y
And I'll bring out my long and meaty cassava and insert it into her Toto like a charger into a charging port and I will not remove my prick until her Toto experience a sperm bath from my noble dick.
Well long story short, i dated blessing for close to a month and we fvcked few times and she infected me wth gonorrhea which I later treated by then my other gal had gotten admission but now she's a graduate, and we are meeting again.
As we ate I wondered in my heart if this gal can still part her legs for me and allow me a free passage in to her like the red sea parted for Moses and the Israelites to pass, I wondered further, can this gal still unhook her lovely bra and let my hands fellowship wth her lovely breasts like where two or three Christians are gathered, I still wondered,if this gal can still lemme squeeze and press her yansh like you press an agege bread to determine the softness before paying,
I still love her even though I cheated on her ,we all cheat so dnt judge me,i want her backcos her Toto is very sweet

tee59:
Are you on revengeful mission? You will not end well.

hi

damilola babatunde,she was the apple of my eyes

pocohantas:


That's the sad reality.
Personally, I don't do things with my age group.

Men marry down: it protects their ego
Women marry up: it tames their ego.

(exceptions apply).

i love most of ur comments, they're not far from the truth

more blessing s

tubaba,repping the Aye movement for good

Rayhandrinni:
Jona my guy I deh use eye find you since, you just scarce

The lords prayer reads "deliver us not into temptation" but today I was led into temptation like a common criminal led to the cell by a policeman,
Well, u all know to me to be a barber,I was heading to oshodi to buy a pad for my Xbox 360 I swapped with my friend wth my playStation 3
I got to the bus stop and behold as I stood waiting with other commuters, my powerful eyes caught sight of a very young gal, actually one would be tempted to think that she is an Angel who has missed her way back to heaven,cos she is fair, with long hair,her nose like the beak of a hawk, her shape would make a person think that the coca cola bottle was fashioned after her.
Well I could see the young men turning their neck from side to side like a working standing fan jus to view her curve
Well, I wanted to view her properly so i drew back a bit like the hairline of some one suffering from frontal baldness then I viewed her from the back.
wow,I was so delighted by the sight of her yansh and hip, immediately I began to ask the lord wat the inspiration behind the creation of such a massive yansh is, because believe me,if the trumpet had sounded at that moment when we were at that bus stop none of the men would have made heaven cos we were all lost with the sight of her lovely body,
Before long, a keke came and we all hustled for space and I was lucky to get one buh this beautiful damsel cldnt get ,perhaps it was her big yansh that weighed her down, I saw her eyeing my corner like its hot puff puff displayed in a show glass as if to say if she was fast enough she would have been the one occupying the spot.
So i saw that she really needed to get on the keke cos it seems she was in a hurry,so I asked her to come on board lemme lap her, well she was a little reluctant but she Obliged and that was when all my troubles began
The worst moment of my Dick's life was when she sat her soft yansh,on my lap,chai, it was so heavenly, I prayed that we don't get to our destination in quick time, but the keke driver was jus moving fast as if he's running his race of salvation to make heaven,then suddenly i noticed there was a heavy bulge forming within my boxers region,the bulge felt lengthy,meaty,warm, and throbbing, the bulge increased slowly but surely, upon my findings,I discovered who the culprit behind the bulge is, well ur guess is as good as mine. It was my noble Dick, the scent from her hair made her all the more appealing to me.
She was listening to music on her phone an humming the sounds, while i was lost in my own world lusting after her.
As we progressed with my dick fully stretched out like a measuring tape on the body of a client who needs a new garment the spirit of list whispered to my ears and said, Israel do u know that its jus a piece of fabric thats preventing ur preek from entering dis gals toto, chai as I heard that word I felt sober but I encouraged my self ,them she alighted and I got down too I quickly put my hand in pocket as if I'm walkn gentlemanly buh i was jus trying to hide my e,rection, then i felt slippery in between my laps,I knew already that I have released even without fuckn, then i approached her and put on my garment of washie and pick up lines,well she gave me her number after much beggn and persuasion, I will like to be her boyfriend, Id love to work in her farm right on my bed and earn her respect, so help me god

one corner

SmellingAnus:
hahahhaha you already You have a gold medal in pussy affairs...

abeg o, me is a virgin

SmellingAnus:
it was more like the opposite... She fuc.ked me very well... I think she was probably the only girl then that her appetite was more than mine... First fuc.k was more like a vigil till morning with small break time... After which, others too numerous to mention...

wow, I envy you

SmellingAnus:
Hahhaah funny you... I have had a similar experience years ago although she wasn't a classmate but years later we became lovers... She is even late now... Eremu... May your soul Rest in Peace...

hope u fvcked her well?

Prognose:

Ahahahahaha

Nice one op!

Blessing is still a tomboy o, but now she's married with 2 boys and works for the federal govt. Strong hardworking woman and very industrious. She settled in asaba. I'll show her this your story

rebirthforgoody:



You see your life

what?

rebirthforgoody:
Hahaha am the next person to beat the hell out of your lazy self

I only fight with gals on the bed

rebirthforgoody:
Hahaha am the next person to beat the hell out of your lazy self

I only fight with gals on the bed