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Romance / My Experience Wth A Class Bully,u May Share Urs by jonaifame22(m): 3:44pm On Apr 25, 2018
The name blessing itua rings a bell in my ears like its break time,that name sends shivers down my spine like fever symptoms.
There was this bully in my class, her name is blessing itua,she is a tomboy, the day she struck fear into the hearts of all the boys in our class, was when she gave our class captain "femi oloyede" a flying kick that tore his lower lip jus because he wrote her name on the noise maker list, he cldn't report cos if the girls hear they'll laugh at him
So I had an argument wth blessin itua the tomboy over a chair she claimed she brought into the class for a combined subject wth another class, so I told her I didn't know it was hers, so the boys in the class were putting pepper and salt in the matter and then blessing insulted my parents and I I replied her back insulting her parents too, then she hit my chest as she hit my chest the sound was so loud that the whole class became quiet as if the most feared teacher in the school has entered our class, I wanted to cry but I saw everyone lookn at me. And even my crush "Ronke ajakaiye" she looked like an Indian and I was crushing on her like a grinding machine crushing on tomato and pepper,as i saw ronke lookin at me all of a sudden the Bruce Lee in me was awoken and I mustered courage and hit her back, chai till today I still regret taking that decision to hit her back, so after I hit her the agric teacher entered the class, then after the lessons, my class mates started writing on paper while some drew boxing gloves on papers writing israel vs blessing, fight time 2pm, in my heart I was restless like a man whose wife is in the labour to for caesarian operation and finally the time keeper did his worst by ringing the closing bell, and we went outside the school compound and then my classmates and some passerby gathered around me and the gal as if we abt to shoot a music video.
Then she pushed me and I pushed her back, she drew a line and said if they born my grandfather well I should cross the line, even though I have no picture of what my grandfather looked like I tried defending his honour which till today tht decision has been one of the worst decisions of my life time.
Well, i crossed the line and then she slapped me, I swear her hand covered the side of my face and the whole of my ear when she slapped me like a big infinix android phone covering the ear of it's owner while receiving a call, then we began the fight as she grabbed me I knew I have made a great mistake challenging this tomboy of a gal in a duel, because I didn't are it coming so
Before long she raised me like an ibo boy raising a bag of beans in2 his store, I was high up in the sky like the shoulders of a proud person and behold,I knew she was going to hit me on the ground so i was calculating as I was still raised up in her hands how I'm going to turn my body mid-air so that i can land wth my sides and not any delicate part of my body, so i felt I was goin down like a plane descending frm the sky and next she crashed me to the ground, I laid lifeless on the ground as if, if I do like that she'll leave me buh I was wrong,rather she sat on my body and forced my mouth open and ceaselessly poured sand in my mouth, when I saw that the sand I was swallowing is almost close to three derica of rice I manage to fight back that was when my friend came in to fight for me, then another one came then we became three versus one and we fought her fiercely like a group of lion fighting a Buffalo, until one man came and sent everyone away.
The next day ,the two of my friends that fought for me against her missed school for the rest of the week and later sufraced the next week with their parents to report the gal to the school authority, after that fight that day, when I got home I cld not eat, I was jus too quiet, I was thinkn if I should call my sister to come and fight for me, buh I remembered that in all my fight wth my sister she has neva raised me up like the way that gal did so I jus locked up before she'll beat my sister too.
so I stayed at the balcony of our house in case if any of my friends wants to come and console me for the defeat,'ll quickly run down stairs to the road to meet them cos I didn't want any one at home to transpired in school,coa they do seee as a strong person especially my sister

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Romance / Re: We Did It Since Saturday And Ive Bn Beggn Her To Come N Take Postinor by jonaifame22(m): 8:39am On Apr 25, 2018
hadjipapiey:
Poo � on you tongue
undecided
Romance / Re: We Did It Since Saturday And Ive Bn Beggn Her To Come N Take Postinor by jonaifame22(m): 10:26pm On Apr 24, 2018
fuckerstard:
I didn't read all that tori, but instead of forcing her to take that drug. You might as well strangle her to death.
is it ur drug?
Romance / Re: We Did It Since Saturday And Ive Bn Beggn Her To Come N Take Postinor by jonaifame22(m): 8:26pm On Apr 24, 2018
rebirthforgoody:
Only one packet of condom could have prevented this lazy Nigeria youth lol tongue
lazy youth like you
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Install Games On Ur Ps 2,3,4 In Lagos by jonaifame22(m): 6:26pm On Apr 24, 2018
abiodunbright:
PES 18 is out for Ps 2 owners so contact me if needed
pls wat games do you have on ps2,I'll locate you and patronise u dis week, oned shooting games,racing hames like burn out, fighting games as well
Romance / We Did It Since Saturday And Ive Bn Beggn Her To Come N Take Postinor by jonaifame22(m): 10:22pm On Apr 23, 2018
Pls for those of u who know me offline, in case u see me strolling with any pregnant gal,pls bear In mind that it was not of my will.
Yes I fvcked her on Saturday, when she was in my house at night I vowed not to fvck her, we were chattn and laffn and I saw those dainty white teeth of hers that cld win her a life contract with close up toothpaste as a model.
As we played in the room as our body touched,my dick began to harden like pap hardening to form agidi as it is called in IBO land and Eko In Yoruba land, chai when I noticed that my penis is already partially Strong, the spirit of lust started to wrestle with me like Jacob wrestling with the angel from dusk till dawn before his name was changed.
Mistakenly my hand touched her breasts and a book of remembrance was opened in my heart of how soft her breast is, chai,this gals breast is the softest breast I've ever pressed since I've been born,and not to forget her breasts her big and they hang on chest in such am appealing manner like Like a ripe paw paw hanging from a paw paaw tree,chai I began to wonder like pasuma,then I heard a voice behind me and behold it was the spirit of lust, and he was encouraging me to go ahead and suck her breasts, I wanted to say no but her breasts where so appealing to me like party rice,my fingers broke in 2 her bra, and after a short battle with the hook of her bra which I eventually won,her breasts was free for me to suck,squeeze,caress and hold.
Her breasts are big and full unlike one stupid gal like that her name is mopelola,if u see that ones breast, they are so small that a suckling baby won't be assured of up to a cup of milk per day.
As my hands grabbed her breast my konji battery became fully charged as if it was charged with an original infinix charger of konji and dis resulted to a boxers destroying as well as zip spoiling,pant tearing and hymem rupturing er'ection and she Was jus laughing then she spread her legs like butter on bread as her pvssy was wide open like a university throwing it's gate open to students for school activities, then I mopped my soft lips over her pvssy as she whined and wriggled on the bed, I sucked her pvssy clean till we were both hearing squeaky sound like the one u hear when u finish taking ur bath and u are walking out of the bathroom with a a bathroom slippers
My penis was fully charged and ready to sink into her pvssy like the titanic ship sank in to the Atlantic ocean,finally I put it in and I remembered that I didn't wear condom,by then it was too late cos the Toto was already sweetn me, I promised her so many things due to the sweetness of her warm toto on my dick as I was fvckn her, so I decided that I won't release inside her but behold when it was time to release,she curled her legs around my legs and held me down and behold my sperm rushed freely In to her toto,.
I checked my drawer for postinor but it was finished, then she vowed to come back in few hours to take it buh since I've been calln her and she's saying she's tired of taking postinor cos it makes her period come late and heavy as well,and she assured me that if she gets pregnant her mum will take care of the baby cos she loves me and sees her future wth me.
I don't want a baby now cos I want to travel out first, as for money,its not a problem cos I work.

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Romance / Re: Pictures of black women with big boobs. by jonaifame22(m): 10:34pm On Apr 17, 2018
Wow!
Romance / Re: Between Me And The New Gal I Took Out Yesterday by jonaifame22(m): 9:42pm On Apr 10, 2018
cheesy
Romance / Re: I Love The Colour Of Her Dress, What Do You Love About Her? by jonaifame22(m): 2:32pm On Apr 10, 2018
I love the "W" in front of her trousers

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Romance / Re: 5 Ghanaian Ladies Tell Why They Will Attend Their Ex's Wedding by jonaifame22(m): 8:30pm On Apr 09, 2018
folake4u:



To roast bole and groundnut cheesy
and we will eat it together with my head resting on ur lovely chest
Romance / Re: 5 Ghanaian Ladies Tell Why They Will Attend Their Ex's Wedding by jonaifame22(m): 3:41pm On Apr 09, 2018
attend her wedding to do what
Romance / Re: Eight Reasons Why Morning Sex Is The Best by jonaifame22(m): 11:22am On Apr 09, 2018
midehi2:
yeah, thanks
okay,ure blessed have a good day
Romance / Re: Eight Reasons Why Morning Sex Is The Best by jonaifame22(m): 10:35am On Apr 09, 2018
midehi2:
how was your day?
it was great and urs,and hope ure at work already?
Romance / Re: Eight Reasons Why Morning Sex Is The Best by jonaifame22(m): 8:45pm On Apr 08, 2018
midehi2:

I mostly create sex thread but not saying how I fvcked and bn fvcked tongue
okay
Romance / Re: Eight Reasons Why Morning Sex Is The Best by jonaifame22(m): 9:34am On Apr 08, 2018
midehi2:
you can say it again. kiss
u see ur life,after ull be bashn when one creates a sex thread

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Romance / j by jonaifame22(m): 10:40am On Apr 07, 2018
if u no get money hide ur face
Travel / Re: My Regretfull Journey To Europe ( How It All Started ) by jonaifame22(m): 10:37pm On Apr 05, 2018
chai

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Romance / Re: The Detailed Adventures Of A Professional Lagos Prostitute by jonaifame22(m): 8:07pm On Apr 04, 2018
I love u already.

Nice post .

On behalf of myself and all men who love good sex and willing to pay if need be, we are glad to read this lovely piece

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Romance / Re: Hungerbad Came To My House Today... by jonaifame22(m): 8:36pm On Mar 01, 2018
of course, Hungerbad came to my salon, and after his hair cut he gave me a blank cheque to fill in any amount I want

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Opinion: Why Unemployment Is A Choice by jonaifame22(m): 6:28pm On Feb 20, 2018
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Romance / Re: I Need A Serious Girl For A Relationship (20-25yrs) by jonaifame22(m): 10:14pm On Feb 19, 2018
my brother,no be only you o, me sef I need
Romance / Re: (an Open Challenge) by jonaifame22(m): 7:51pm On Feb 16, 2018
tee59 has the right words for you, wait she's charging her phone she'll soon be here
Romance / Re: Wish Two Nairalanders and a Mod Happy Val's Day! by jonaifame22(m): 3:44pm On Feb 14, 2018
happy Valentine's day, tee59 and 1sharon, keep winning

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Romance / Re: When The Romantic Jonaifame22 Is Ur Romantic Barber by jonaifame22(m): 7:52pm On Feb 10, 2018
Twoclans:




Awwwwww so sweet. kiss kiss kiss
Jonaifame22 please give my crush a hair cut.

aiit
Romance / Re: When The Romantic Jonaifame22 Is Ur Romantic Barber by jonaifame22(m): 8:08pm On Feb 09, 2018
PureWaterNylon:
Guy How Much For Barbing. Make I Give You 70naira last
haha haha,/that's funny
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Huge Monitor Lizard Killed By My Neighbours Today by jonaifame22(m): 11:05pm On Feb 08, 2018
tee59:
Look at how hungry u all looked.
in as much as I like you,I hate you for so many things and dis is one of it,ur thoughts are Neva bridled, it's like a like a dog on the loose bouncing on everything
Romance / Re: When The Romantic Jonaifame22 Is Ur Romantic Barber by jonaifame22(m): 10:57pm On Feb 08, 2018
jonaifame22:
do u always look toosh before taking ur bath and doing ur normal morning grooming, well as for the shop, u van send me money from ur salary for ur teaching job
Romance / Re: When The Romantic Jonaifame22 Is Ur Romantic Barber by jonaifame22(m): 10:56pm On Feb 08, 2018
tee59:
That shop is not good enof .It shows u lack home management. Even dose customers of yurs, looked rough.
do u always look toosh before taking ur bath and doing ur normal morning grooming, well as for the shop, u van send me money from ur salary for ur teaching job
Romance / Re: When The Romantic Jonaifame22 Is Ur Romantic Barber by jonaifame22(m): 6:25pm On Feb 08, 2018
Chikita66:
My day has been splendid and yours?
work work work, thanks for askn

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