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PoliticsRe: #PMBInLagos: Guard Of Honour For President Buhari In Lagos (Pictures) by Jonakez(m): 12:42pm On Mar 22, 2022
you BIGOT, SE not INCLUDED underneath means nothing to the PEOPLE OF SE! They are already blessed by Almighty!! Let me remind you that it's God who says "I bless whom I choose to bless"!!!
""""You get my point now""""

God bless PMB
God bless PYO
God bless BAT
God bless Nigeria and patriotic Nigerians
God bless SW SS NW NE and NC[/quote][color=#006600][/color]
PoliticsRe: #PMBInLagos: Guard Of Honour For President Buhari In Lagos (Pictures) by Jonakez(m): 12:41pm On Mar 22, 2022
you BIGOT, SE not INCLUDED underneath means nothing to the PEOPLE OF SE! They are already blessed by Almighty!! Let me remind you that it's God who says "I bless whom I choose to bless"!!!
""""You get my point now""""

God bless PMB
God bless PYO
God bless BAT
God bless Nigeria and patriotic Nigerians
God bless SW SS NW NE and NC[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Lagos Generated More Revenue Than All Northern States In First Half Of 2021- NBS by Jonakez(m): 1:29pm On Feb 23, 2022
Allow Sea Port in the Eastern Nigeria to be FUNCTIONAL, and see THE BOOM... All concentration is in LAGOS, hence the high REVENUE. They know!




SW excluding Lagos make money pass SE in double. Adding Lagos will sink SE further and give them plenty reason to wail. Whenever they want to attack Yoruba they first ask you to remove Lagos as if Lagos isn't part of the 6 states constituting SW oo. Same people won't tell SS to remove both Rivers and Delta.

Anytime we tell you SE isn't bringing anything to the table, this is what we really mean. Reason why their people can't stay back home, spreading like sardines across the country for livelihood.

So where all these 'superior tribe', 'we're rich' bla bla nonsense coming from? So who are the superior tribes now? grin[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Governor Oyetola Visits Ejigbo, Ahead Of APC Primaries (Photos) by Jonakez(m): 11:31am On Feb 15, 2022
Nonpartisan1:
Osun is APC and APC is Osun.

Adeleke can continue to dance for the entertainment of ipob cannibals.

I Stand Wherever Our Leader, Mentor and Daddy Tinubu Stands
...

Yorubas are betrayals; Betrayals are Yorubas!
Check what Yoruba means!
CultureRe: Turbaning Ceremony Of Hon Chibuike R Amaechi In Duara Kastina (Video & Photos) by Jonakez(m): 10:39pm On Feb 05, 2022
I can't AGREE LESS!

post=109978485]Buhari’s candidate for Next president??


lipsrsealed[/quote]
PoliticsRe: 2023: Peter Obi Stands No Chance And He Knows It - Deji Adeyanju by Jonakez(m): 5:16pm On Feb 01, 2022
[But would you SUPPORT REFEREMDUM TO BE CONDUCTED FOR Easterners SO THAT YOU AND FANS OF "ONE NIGERIA" would enjoy your NIGERIA?
PoliticsRe: Relief As FG Releases Over N13 Bn For Construction Of Umuahia-Ikot Ekpene Road by Jonakez(m): 12:19pm On Jan 12, 2022
You dey mind the scallywag!
PoliticsRe: Suspected Fulani Herdsmen Storm 2nd Abumere Ojigbelu Camp In Ovia North-East Edo by Jonakez(m): 10:30pm On Jan 03, 2022
What happened to KWARA? Till date, Kwara State under Funani Caliphate!
GO BACK TO HISTORY!
Abeeegi! Afonjas, go and sit down!
PoliticsRe: IGR: Lagos Leads As FCT Beats Rivers, Kano, 33 Others by Jonakez(m): 9:42am On Nov 10, 2021
Why won't Lagos get high IGR when all investment is there?....when the "wicked power that be" chose to suffer other states, particularly EASTERN NIGERIA, by allowing only ONE SEA PORT in LAGOS to be functional?
It's SO UNFORTUNATE!!!
PoliticsRe: Appeal Court Declares Jerigbe Senator For Cross River North by Jonakez(m): 6:47am On Jul 31, 2021
You are SO CORRECT!
BusinessRe: Pictures Of Obi Cubana's Hotels And Clubs by Jonakez(m): 7:02pm On Jul 19, 2021
YES!
RomanceRe: My Relationship Is About To Hit The Rock, Pls Advice , by Jonakez(m): 7:54am On Jul 18, 2021
What you should do is this, just try and get yourself a female FRIEND.. But don't be serious with her.. And make sure she knows about it .. Then wait for her reactions, by then you guys will resolve it PERMANENTLY... Either she leaves.. Or you quit!
SportsWe Will Give Out Two (2) Gazette Football Clubs That Will End In Draws~ Bumper H by Jonakez(op): 6:02am On Apr 09, 2021
HI GOOD PEOPLE, WATCH US GIVE OUT TWO (2) GAZETTE FOOTBALL CLUBS THAT WILL END IN DRAWS THIS WEEKEND ,APRIL 10TH 2021.... HOW MANY ARE INTERESTED TO PLAY IT?

PoliticsRe: Sandra Eze Sanzye: 'Bourdillon’ Ordered My Removal From TVC, Says Journalist by Jonakez(m): 12:10pm On Oct 17, 2020
Yaribas hates IGBOS for what I don't know.....
Always bitter, envious, jealous and full of hatred against IGBOS....
it's quite unfortunate and disheartening!





Why are ibo people like this?

YVC hired gave you a job to do and opportunity to progress in life regardless of your tribe or ethnic affiliation, but you got sacked because of your unprofessional, immature and irresponsible behavior when you walk off the set and a nationally televised live show all because you couldn't suppress your bigoted and tribal sensitivity.

TVC that hired you in the first place did so regardless of your tribe is a serious and professional organization with image and reputation to protect, they don't need tribe and ethnic sensitive people tasnishing their reputation, walking off a nationally televised show and making them look like a kabukabu organization.

You can not do this on CNN, FOX news or any credible establishment and not get fired on the spot, your manager don't even have to talk to the director or your maked up Bourdillon before firing you instantly.


...but as usual with ibo people, Tinubu is always responsible for their misfortune and horrible personal decisions when in fact the same Bourdillon as you insolently stated gave you that job and opportunity in the first place.

You ungrateful and ethnic bigot, you don't deserve that job and I'm glad you got thrown out.

Good riddance.[/quote]
PoliticsRe: APC Denies Plans To Replace Sanwo-olu With Abiru In 2023 by Jonakez(m): 9:04pm On Oct 04, 2020
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Let the lagosians decide for themselves![/quote]Wouldn't you rather say LET TINUBU DECIDE FOR HIMSELF...
BusinessRe: Nigerian Bank Disobeying My Late Father's Directive. PLEASE HELP!!! by Jonakez(m): 4:32pm On Sep 01, 2020
I have been in this issue before. It was the same LETTER I GOT BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO GET MY LATE FATHER'S MONEY IN HIS ACCOUNT ..I will advice you to proceed to court to get the LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION... By getting it, you'll be able to access the money immediately... Do just that...
Call me here, I will advise you more.... 08064425362..
Forget the LAWYER STUFF..
PoliticsRe: Dogara, Adamu Adamu And Tinubu Held A Special Meeting In Abuja (Photo) by Jonakez(m): 9:01am On Aug 10, 2020
[My dear, the non functional ports in the Old Eastern Nigeria is the reason people troop in LAGOS... It is the reason Lagos thrive
. Without it, Lagos can't stand it...

Stop PRAISING POLITICIANS...
HealthRe: Please Help Me, I'm Suffering From Staphylococcus by Jonakez(m): 2:24pm On Aug 08, 2020
Call me here- 08038434394. I will give you a herbs to take care of it permanently. Be assured....
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija Housemates Emerging Top 5 On The Show by Jonakez(m): 1:08pm On Jul 25, 2020
Where are you located?
HealthRe: HELP: How Do I Manage Bleeding Hemorrhoids? by Jonakez(m): 3:15pm On Jun 17, 2020
You need to boost your GLUTHATION.... REACH ME HERE- 08064425362 ON WHATSAPP.... I will tell you the SUPPLEMENT TO GET FOR YOU TO BE FREE IN 90DAYS... GOD IS THE GREATEST HEALER! I WONT ASK YOU FOR A DIME! BE ASSURED.
BusinessRe: Court Restrains Dangote, Police From Interfering With BUA Mining Sites by Jonakez(m): 12:17pm On Jun 15, 2020
Reach me here on WhatsApp - 08064425362. Thank you!






Iruobean:
May God help us. Sometimes I just imagine when things will be alright in this country.



Meanwhile I am a crypto Trader.

I buy bitcoin at good rates and my payment is instant. A trial will convince you.
CareerRe: Access Bank To Cut Staff Salaries, Retrench 75% Of Workers by Jonakez(m): 11:08am On May 01, 2020
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Hello Bro... Good day.. Pls Intimate me the more.. The stuff/site is asking to be paid in Bitcoin with $29 for a start (minimum). Pls drop or inbox me your contact phone number... I want proper orientation!...


Those of you begging bankers money, you see it is not easy anywhere in Nigeria. That is why I recommend online dating for people who need financial assistance. White people have good hearts. They have pity. They will help you if they have. You never know until you try. If it is only $500 the person sends, this is N200,000. Imagine what N200,000 will do in your life now.

This is what I did last year December when I was broke. I got a white lady through online dating and begged her. She help me and I opened a betting shop that is feeding me up to today. If I did not do online dating in December, by this lockdown, I would being eating sand. Don't just eat all the money you get. Start something small.

For those people sending PM and asking me which dating site I used, it is Bit Mistress. See the link in the pic below[/quote]
CareerRe: Access Bank To Cut Staff Salaries, Retrench 75% Of Workers by Jonakez(m): 11:07am On May 01, 2020
Hello Bro... Good day.. Pls Intimate me the more.. The stuff/site is asking to be paid in Bitcoin with $29 for a start (minimum). Pls drop or inbox me your contact phone number... I want proper orientation!...
HealthRe: White Tongue After Unprotected Sex: Please Doctors In The House I Need Your Help by Jonakez(m): 11:30pm On Apr 14, 2020
Reach me here, you really need to be on 90 days supplement I'll prescribe to you.. But it's very costly... But be assured that you'll come back very normal and healthy,by God's grace... 100% assurance
NB, the supplement is not just ordinary supplements you can get in any pharmacy... I can only order for it...
.... Joe is my name- 08038434394
HealthRe: White Tongue After Unprotected Sex: Please Doctors In The House I Need Your Help by Jonakez(m): 11:29pm On Apr 14, 2020
Reach me here, you really need to be on 90 days supplement I'll prescribe to you.. But it's very costly... But be assured that you'll come back very normal and healthy,by God's grace... 100% assurance
NB, the supplement is not just ordinary supplements you can get in any pharmacy... I can only border for it...
.... Joe is my name- 08038434394
HealthRe: I Have Been Having Itchy Penis For Over Six Months by Jonakez(m): 4:21pm On Apr 03, 2020
I'm very sorry for what you pass through. It's quite unfortunate... But sincerely speaking, what you need now to get rid of that is HERBS.. .. it will get rid of it, by His Grace.. Call me on this line 08038434394...
My name is Joe.


quote author=Feranchek post=88052515]Good morning house. For over 6 months now, my penis has been itching me. I've been to different hospitals for help (BABCOCK teaching hospital inclusive). I've also tried different pharmaceutical stores around me, yet no solution. I'm deeply worried.

PLEASE doctors in the house, what help can you render a brother here. Thanks for your assistance.

Anonymous.

Mods please push this to front page to further help his condition.[/quote]
HealthRe: Help: I Have premature ejaculation. by Jonakez(m): 12:04pm On Feb 19, 2020
Call me here 08064425362... I will link you to a man young man that will help you get rid of that... He'll give you roots and herbs, then you'll thank me later.. . It won't cost you much... And I won't collect a dime from you..
HealthRe: A Friend Needs A Help On His Leg Challenge (Graphics Photos) by Jonakez(m): 6:53pm On Nov 29, 2019
Place him on CELLGIVITY for a period of 3 months... Let him START with one (1) month first.. A pack is sold for 28k... It is ONE MONTH DOSE... or he can REACH me on my email... jonakez@yahho.com..

A friend has been going through a health challenge on his left leg for over a year now.

He ran 4 different types of tests on the leg but the outcome of the tests is a fungal infection.

It started like a small boil, after it got bust, little by little it turned to what it is today.

It doesn't pain him but only scratches him

All recommended drugs prescribed to him all this while have not yielded any positive results.
Even some recommended local ways too all to no avail.

No one knows were help come from, that's why I decided to help him post it here.

Any suggestions that will help him will be appreciated.

Thanks[/quote]
FamilyRe: My Husband Dislikes Me by Jonakez(m): 6:51am On Nov 09, 2019
Good morning, I wish you could reach me via 08038434394.. I understand your plight as a woman.. Its not easy as a woman. . I will help you out by His Grace.. There's NO problem that God can't solve.. Feel free to reach me...Be rest assured all will be fine...




amarachi06:
I have been married for 6years without a child. it has been the worst time of My life to be married without a child.

Anytime we argue, he will shout at me with scorn and hateful words but he can never speak to his family members that way.

lf l try to talk with him over some issues or advice which will benefit us, he will shot me down, only for us to suffer later.

l have tried to Know my wrong to him but he doesn't wanna tell me. l am in deep pains cos he has told me "that anytime l want to leave, that am free to do so".

On Monday, he came back around 12am, and l was worried till that time. He came back without explaination and l asked him, whether l am that invisible to him, and his reply was "if l am tired, that l should leave". l now replied, "if l have a child, will you send us out?" he didn't say anything but l know that his attitude is cos of that.

The day l had my Last miscarriage was in 2016, and the tears l had in My eyes was not about my baby but knowing that l will Not be loved again by my husband.

l am tired! l almost went Into depression, and sucide, cos of his attitude to me. l don't Know how to handle him, cos my presence irritates him.

Please Sound advice.
FamilyRe: My Husband Dislikes Me by Jonakez(m): 6:49am On Nov 09, 2019
Good morning, I wish you could reach me via 08038434394.. I understand your plight as a woman.. Its not easy as a woman. . I will help you out by His Grace.. There's NO problem that God can't solve.. Feel free to reach me...Be rest assured all will be fine...
EducationRe: Ogedegbe Destiny Osayi, UNIBEN Law Graduate Bags First Class In Law School by Jonakez(m): 10:01pm On Nov 08, 2019
lexy500:
Please I really need someone's help.
My mum Is suffering from glaucoma. She discovered this last two years. She was told to do surgery then but because of the fear she has concerning anything surgery she opted to receiving prescribed medications(eye drops and drugs). Recently however, she has been complaining incessantly about her sight deteriorating and I'm really scared coz I don't want my mum to go blind. So we went to d doctor who told us to do surgery before...but we were told it was too late for surgery and she just has to keep managing her sight like that...please I sincerely need some advice from the opticians in the house. Please is there a possibility of getting glaucoma surgery two years after it was diagnosed.
Please call me here, 08038434394... I'll tell you what to do... She won't go blind in Jesus name, Amen

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