₦airaland Forum

Rahkman:
go and ask your father

I pity u.

bionixs:
Oga, face your karma and keep Igbos out of your mouth

why una too dey insult?
I ask because I don't know and I want to know and here you are insulting.

Guy na wa for you o!!

HardBishop:
Will they dare to attack any Igbo village in anambra? I know say we go walee their fathers.

I expect their benue men to do bulletproof charms, confront these motherfvckers with dangerous assorted rifles...bgive the military some days to takeover..
May God help them cos they're reaping the fruits of what their fathers did to biafran citizen during the biafran war

what do they do to the Igbos during the civil war?

This new neighbor of mine parked into our compound with his newly married wife. They were busy flaunting kisses every where. On the stair case, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound even on the road.
At times, they will kiss till the extent, i and my wife would think any moment they might get naked and ravish themselves.
Compelled by this recent development, i decided to spice my own love and sex life before my wife starts feeling somehow about us.
I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. I slowly tip toed passed her, heading for our bedroom.
I walked into our bedroom, and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor, and arranged red candles round our bed, placing some candles in the centre of the rug carpet.
I pulled off my cloth and wore a white and red trouser to match with the moment.
I was arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket, when my wife opened the bedroom door to see every where in red.
'Adam eeeeeeeh! Praise, you are now a ritualist .' my wife shouted.
She opened the door and ran out. I chased her behind to explain.
'Ene i can explain, stop!' i shouted as i ran out shirtless with just my red and white trouser"
I was chasing Ene with a red candle in my hands and i didn't even know.
Our new neighbors saw my wife zoom passed them in a flash. Moments later , they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them.
On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, chasing my wife behind....
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My wife's family and i, have been gathered for over 2 hours now. We are all receiving marriage counseling from Pastor Adakole... My surprise romance may have put me in trouble.
But then, i learnt something from this very experience. Fear anything red.

Kyase:
No sir
Kano

What's happening there?

Kyase:
We don collect

we collect wotoporously.

Are you in Abuja?

Kyase you dey watch the ball ba?

Godfullsam:
He actually wanted to build Nigeria the way he built Lagos but cements got finished along the line.

Builder of Lagos indeed

😅🤣😂😄

SoNature:
You have more logical explanation. Well done 👌

Cc JONSYN7154
No dey argue - this guy gave a more logical answer.

did I just read that Bala Muhammed build roads and fly over?
Guy dat man just dey build him personal house for asokoro and guzape and other places

SoNature:
That's FALSE; they all worked. However, some leaders enjoy media attention than others. And I ask why?

The last time I was in Abuja, the road network was the best in the country. Someone actually did it and that person was obviously not Wike.

when last did you visited Abuja?

Me am there and I am telling you base on what I am seeing. Many roads are being constructed.

Moyinoluwa35:
Film well scripted by the South Africa government

Am telling you.

How Abuja na?

SoNature:
Why is Wike getting a lot of media attention, unlike other FCT ministers after El-Rufai?

He's working unlike other ministers.

Dis one wey APC don donate to super eager I wont be surprise if dem loose the match because nothing good is associated with them.

Disgusting

bro4u:
Make dem try rubbish na, last time they did something like that their President came begging ... ShopRite on my mind

their office dey maitama for Abuja here I hope Nigerians will retaliate if dem try anything funny

dettolgel:
I dey europa. The thing is this is a faceless forum that is the joy of it. It I drop my number na im be say the cat is out of the bag. I no go fit dey knack some rude people akpoko for nairaland again. I hope say u understand my position.

no wahala.

I understand

dettolgel:
I used to spend the weekend with relatives for Garden avenue area

But my main base na 103 barracks before I come dey hang for Trans Ekulu. From Trans Ekulu I waka leave 042. I still dey visit I be show the ground last year.

where u base now? Let me have your phone number to call you now.

dettolgel:
My brother I understand you position I be 042 boy too. I love 042 and my mind no dey sweet for all the yeye things wey don dey happen for 042. Nobody want make their states be like Imo state for sure Even APC member wey dey support Hope them too no go want make their state dey like Imo state.

Where you be dey hang when you dey 042?

Okpara Avenue.

dettolgel:
Oag na true talk una. Una say make them jump then jump now you dey ask them why them jump. Abi una dey use them play catch 22?

y di tin dey pain me bi say na for enugu I graduate from o so I no won mek enugu bekom like imo state.

dettolgel:
Was it not from this your same mouth you people asked them to vote and go through the system to ask for referendum through elective representatives?

No wonder people say that Yorubas have tongue like snakes - speaking from both sides of the mouth.

Chei! U don finish me with your mouth o.😅🤣😂😄

I beg I won ask one question, mek una no vex.

Shey igbo people say na biafra dem want you dem kom dey beat the man again?

Na question I ask o mek una no kom for my head o.

Yes they should be paid.

Are they not paying other Pastors in other branch? Why is it different when it comes to the instrumentalists?

Some Pastors can be so greedy.

Zonefree:
Nice one Angola.


But, why dem add cutlass for their national flag?

na to dey cut Nigerian players leg but unfortunately di cutlass no sharp yesterday. 😅🤣😂😄

JasonScoolari:
Class act from the Palenca Neggras of Angola...

This is what the North Africans side, especially Morocco should emulate, not trying to be a radical nuisance anytime they lose. (Inclusive of their club sides)

Arabs are radical. The Northern Nigeria take a cue from them.

Any link to watch it?

🤣😅😂

jmoore:
If you provide a safe haven for bandits, that's an invitation for soldier ants.