₦airaland Forum

Haakeem:
What is blind date?

A blind na calendar wey di date na blind.

Prettygirl200:
Yeah

Nice charting with you ma'am.

Prettygirl200:
I mind ooo why do u want to send me dm. Our conversation should end here.

its OK. No wahala.

Prettygirl200:
Am in warri tooo around dsc roundabout but not brumeh estate.

its OK. Let me send you DM hope you don't mind?

Prettygirl200:
Yeah u??

Abuja. Where in Delta? I once work in warri.

Live at brumeh estate along DSC

Prettygirl200:
Same!!!!

You're in Delta state?

Prettygirl200:
Am not ready for marriage, before I will start thinking of marriage it will be 2028

Prayer House loading.

A blissful evening to you.

mcdokwe:
No be insult na, I'm saying you shouldn't go there

no wahala.

21 gun salute to you Sir.

Prettygirl200:
Sorry i don't do side chicks stuffs

Lol. No be side chick I dey tok o. Na marriage oo

Prettygirl200:
Eyaaaaa happy relationship life.

You wanna apply?

I can create space for you. There's still room to accommodate you.

truthsayer009:
Okay, so what? Did he sleep with her after you married her?

Haven’t you been sleeping with other women before you married your wife. Sleeping with a woman isn’t as special as you think it is.

Thank you my brother

mcdokwe:
Don't be silly!

Bros, e never reach to insult me na.

We be friends o.

Candidlady:
Ijust even stepped out from a prayer house. . Iam in desperate need of a husband

Lol. Am available.

You can apply.
No need of going to prayer House again.
Am your prayer answer.

abouzaid:
i dont understand why people still build houses in Abuja, most Igbos now prefer building in neighboring states while working or trading in Abuja.

Did I hear you say Igbo people are still building House? I thought they say Nigeria is a zoo country why are they still building houses in zoo?

Olasyke:
Fear women. Fear tonto dike.

he should fear "Toto Dike" not Tonto Dike.

Candidlady:


Your wife cfvkd up hitting you was something she shouldn't have done.

But since you also pulled a wire on her iguess you guys are even.


You paid iPo that followed you to the so called pastor's place. Amount unknown


your booked over night 17 thou'

You paid a sex worker 4 thou'

Sure you got high on some liquor and prolly got food. Amount unknown

How much is a bag of rice.?

Don't get me wrong iam not in support of what your wife did. Matter of fact Ihate lousy ladies


don't forget you have a kid... just hope it is not a boy child and if it is then ireally do not care whatever happens to him as a result of your toxic marriage/relationship

Because of the money he spent you're equatting it to the bag of Rice?

Don't tell me you're the type that visit prayer houses.

ObamaMessi:
Sure? you mean if i visit,i shall sure get package?

you should. Sir

ObamaMessi:
Do u believe they are the most beautiful?

Absolutely sir. You need to visit there and see for yourself.

Prettygirl200:
So as the topic implies am in a need of a boyfriend, when I mean boyfriend I mean real one, not all those broke ass redpillers ooo. He must have these qualities:


Must be rich
Must be handsome,
Must be tall,
Must be intelligent and above all must not have a body count that is above 3. Thank u!!

I have all those quality you mentioned, but unfortunately I have been taken by someone who doesn't request for all those quality you mentioned.

Middle belt ladies are very beautiful.

If I watch this video anything wey I eat make I belleful.

sukkot:
definitely NOT

you see?

I was told by one strong nairaland prophetess that am going to be the president next year. Lol

Brownygold002:
My eldest sis shaa @luchyvybes I hope u see this. Do u remember when u normally p** inside a plate nd smell it for hours? Omw!

pee inside plate? Hahaha

sukkot:
lol bros it is no secret that i am a spiritual scientist, a meta-physician and a seer amongst a host of other spiritual gifts

Lol. Then I need to consult you.

Will I be president of Nigeria next year??

Oya! Waiting for your answer

lovehelp:
Please kindly advise:

I am having a friend that I have brought the idea of marriage to. I have not concluded with her on my marital decision because of some issues. One of the issue is that she is 22, while I am 35. She is tall and she works. That age difference is a concern to me.

Please kindly advise on this

Bros, if you no won marry her hook me up make I marry her sharply.

You see better wife you dey use age dey as excuse.

sukkot:
so i am in lekki in this estate and i have many female neighbors.and almost all of them are witches. so they do sexual ritual magic and take mens destinies away but they see that am impenetrable because I understand the spiritual world. what these girls do they do on a new or full moon night especially when there is an eclipse, they will come by my window almost naked and be seducing me bending over etc. Now i just had another incident this new moon solar eclipse black moon that just passed april 30th, the woman saw me comng up the stairs and she ran out of her apartment at about 1 am in towel that was so high up you can see her coochie.i Know this full moon luna eclipse comng up 16th may has powerful energies and i expect another incident. so bascally what happens is that these are portal opening and power exchange days and If you fall for their seduction on these days and have sex with them, they will use your energy and life force and destiny to renew and revitalize themselves and you will see that they are progressing and buying new cars while your life falls apart. they have been targeting me but i have not fallen .

this life is diabolical. protect yourselves

How do you know all this? Op, am suspecting you.

sweetman2022:
Good day Nairalanders(specifically families in the house). I have a 17 year old relative who is looking for a family to take care of their children or home and in return stay and be accommodated. She is a good girl and will be allowed to go to work. She is a fashion designer. She will do house chores and take care of the kids in the morning and evening after work. You must reside in Lagos. Any other relevant information will be giving when we meet. If you need such services, you can dm me for further enquires.
Please @lalasticlala..help me push this to front page

What about her working in abuja?

Shadysen:
man, those people up north are too violence, all of them.

I disagree with you.

Not all of them

Where do you base?

Shadysen:
which of them is most wicked being?

Fulani. Real Hausa people don't like them.

When it come to fighting other tribe they use religion as the bonding force

Shadysen:
so Hausa na two types?

yes. The real Hausa and the Fulani

Shadysen:
you grown up in north that means, you are used to them and their language even food but not like us here in south, I am scared of those people, their doing are weird to me.

I understand. To me they're good to you if you understand their language.

Politicians now have put d deep and wide gape between none Hausa and Hausa.

drlateef:
What are we going to do about these wailers. Rain fall ,they wail, rain didn’t fall, they wail. What do they want

He's an IPOB man.