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MISSCONGENIALITY:
I'm not nice o. Make person no think say i nice when I'm no where close to nice.

If u like men u deny am na ur consin.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU'RE A NICE LADY. QED.

plusfield:
Wole Soyinka is not and has never been a man of his words. Believe him at your own peril. This is the man who told the world that if Trump becomes the president of the United States, he would publicly tear his US passport. Till date, who has seen him do so.

The Afonjas can not keep to his word.

That's how all of 'em are.

Let me go and hang myself at the gallow before they'll come for my HEAD

misscongeniality. She's a nice Lady.

I can't Wait to meet her one day.

tit:
Are you joking?

He's not joking.

Pharaoh4rin:
Laye laye. Some people in Nigeria currently are angry for no reason.

Someone gave me Airtel airtime of 1k. I don't use Airtel. A young haggard looking guy wanted to buy same Airtel of 200 bucks from a shop that's close where I was buying fruit. I told him that there's Airtel airtime I gat but don't need. You may use it. Oboy! See how this guy change it for: that I look at him as abeggar or what? And that I should not judge him by his look, blah blah blah

I was shocked, including some person's within. I apologized and was about to leave before an army officer reclaim the card and thanked me loudly.

So my brother, 4get d insult but you made me laff shaa

the Guy's story made me laf too.
I was down at the office because my boss scolded me and I saw his comment and it makes me to over come my gloomy mood I was in because of my boss.

samonak:
Your death no far again oh!

Pharaoh4rin:


You just make me laff for the first time this week

na wet in I tok wey on ehnukiny kom dey insult me.

Bro, wet in I tok na bad tin?

God1000:
NATO is gradually getting involved in this war

they should have done that long ago. They abandoned Ukraine.

ehnukiny:
CC
Daniel7543:
JONSYN7154
Adverting your idiosyncrasy & you lewdness .you are evil & vile from a cursed generation ..May the Lord humble you & revive your soul from hell fire .

Ehnukiny, holy holy.
Go and make heaven make I see.

Fuckyoumod:
yes ooh ...
Normally her husband goes out early to work, a manager in a bank.

So I decided to play around with her, I loved her like mad, I treated and pampered her like a baby, I knew what she was lacking from her husband.

At some point she wished I was her hus., She get husband but I was her command in chief.
So that day we were supposed to meet around 10 a:m at my place. Hotel was too risky...

She called to know the Items we needed to keep ourselves ok without any interference.
This is our routine, we made sure there is food, fruits, drinks, wines and other edibles.

I won't lie, at some point she became madly in love with me, gave me everything I needed. Kinda busy now.

To be continued...,....

Lol. Where art thou? Com and komplit dis story.

Biglittlelois:
Let's know how many scorpios there are and how many men we've stung

I am October 24th, share yours

BTW, we all are destined for greatness

Waw!! You're October 24?

Am October 23.

Fuckyoumod:
I swear, married women have good and sweet pussies. I wonder why their husbands cheat.

I dated 4 married women in the past, not until her husband almost caught us. I totally lost interest in single girls. Single girls fvck a lot.

You were almost caught? Abeg gist us make we laf

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Where was this happening?
Abi I've been the only one not aware of the happenings around me?
I'm confused right now.

confused and confusion can be. Lol

Nickymezor:
Tom, Jerry dey vex me jare...Jerry sabi find trouble

my favorite cartoon?

No fall hand o

saucerence:
Abuja

go to St Catherine specialist hospital at wuse 2 and get treated. ASAP

IT WAS NOT SEX THAT DESTROYED SAMSON...

Calm down and listen.

Extra marital /pre marital sex ofcourse is discouraged, but we need to get to the root of what really disarmed Samson.

Before that fateful day, Samson had sex partners in almost every city he's been to ( just as many today)

Samson's fall was progressive but one thing destroyed him completely. Read on to find out…..

All the mistakes Samson made prepared him by weakening him for that final fall.

Remember: if you fall in the day of adversity, your strength is small.

WHAT THEN HAPPENED TO SAMSON.

The same mistake Eve made, by revealing to the serpent what God told them.

Thrones are preserved by secrets.

Kingdoms are secured by mysteries.

Destiny is guarded by codes.

The moment Eve gave serpent the secret, she handed the code of the garden to the enemy.

There are covenant secrets you must defend with your life.

God is God because of secrets, there are a lot we still don't know about God.

Every nation has their secret service agency.

There are offices, companies and ministries you can never work in, until you are initiated into their secrecy, to preserve their secret.

Every destiny has a code and that's the secret of their success.

Joseph made same mistake, when he revealed to his brothers more than they deserve to know at that moment.

Stop talking too much.

Stop talking to everybody.

Stop talking about everything.

There are things God tells you that are meant for you only.

The damage the enemy couldn't do to Samson through sex, the moment he revealed his sacred covenant secret; they finished him.

Nobody should know your covenant code with God.

Preserve your spiritual ticket to Kingdom mysteries.

He that dwells in the secret place...

You cannot dwell in the secret place, until you are initiated into divine secrecy.

When Paul was caught up into the third heaven, he said he heard things which are not permitted for man to say.

If you have a leaking mouth, you are not qualified for power...

Hell-rufai, did I hear you say you will bring in mercenaries?

When Jonathan brought the mercenaries to fight boko haram you and your fellow northern brothers condemned him that he's killing all the northers.

Now the monster you and your northern brothers formed have turned against you and your people you are crying.

Don't you know that what goes around comes around?

Enjoy the insecurity while it last.

ayo6hammiey:
Met her in 2010.... I toast her from then till 2017 when she finally agree! 2018 we got married and now she's the mother to my very lovely daughter!

congratulations Bro

Laturuturu:
Omo it seems the world is about to end with all this strange things happening

no mind that OP wey dey lie like lie Mohammed

Laturuturu:
I had similar experience some years ago when I pick up Osama bin laden. Lo I didn't know it was him. We got talking along the line , he was such a nice man.
Then I said something about American pizza oh he got so angry and disappeared.
That was when I knew it was Osama bin laden

me I even wine and dine with Anini yesterday at ijebu-ode.

Nmezor:
Its Nmezor, Happy Sunday

OK. Same to you

MadamVanessa:



ESN is high time to deal with this animals immediately. South east is not south west they used as shooting and killing practice.

am telling you. It hurt me when Igbo don't retaliate.

Nmezor:
How nice of her, get well soon Mr Ibu

Mmezor, its been a while.
You've not been picking my calls.

SandraIkuboR:
Hmmm

wetin?

MISSCONGENIALITY:
No one feeds him. Just two of us. But then it's good to socialize your dog. Make it understand that out there there are other peaceful people who do not want trouble so that when you walk it, it won't show any agressive behavior. A good dog should have a balanced temperament.
My uncle who happened to be around few months back when he first saw my dog he was like I've spoilt it with too much petting. But when she acted at night, he was proud of the dog. I introduced him to the dog and they became friends but I'm the one that gives her food. He spent two months and the dog was usually the first think he touches in the morning. Be bought alot of treats for her and called her all kinds of sweet names because he discovered how smart and intelligent she was.
This was a dog that lived withe in the house till she was 6months. She doesn't pee or poo inside. Ever since she moved to her own house, she has never peed inside.

it's because of the training you gave her.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Our guys will always chose submissive ladies with no brains maybe because most of them can't match up with a high IQ lady. They believe a lady with high IQ will challenge them and they will appear dumb most of the time.
But real men with high IQ will go for women of high IQ because they know the value of such women.
They know that a woman with high IQ can still be submissive around a responsible man who knows that women should be treated right. But a submissive woman may never grow and IQ let along having a high IQ.
Won't respond to men with low IQ who may decide to call me demeaning names cos they feel attacked.

You're right.

It's Judah's kiss. Ask the master (Jesus) he'll tell you what the kiss mean.

Mineralzz:
Hello everyone.
Am an active member on this forum, I've have my main account but I wish to remain anonymous, i just want to hide my identity and i will deactivate this account as soon as I get a solution. I'm so heartbroken right now

I thought my fiancée was different from every other guys, despite his gentle and innocent face I never knew he was a liar and a cheat

He's fond of connecting his laptop to his smart TV (65 inches). What displays on the laptop automatically displays on the smart TV screen. See what happened, he went downstairs to pickup something, So I wanted to see a movie on Netflix, while I was looking for a suitable movie to watch, a message popped up from Facebook and it stated "Whr are U? Check ur phone...6 missed calls "

At first, I wasn't triggered to open the msg but what drew my attention was the "cry emoji". When I opened the msg my heart melted, I was crying . Their secret affair has been going on since April last year. A married woman with 2 kids, I checked her profile I saw her kids and husband photos everywhere, she has visited my fiance at home several times, I saw lot of romantic messages.

I videoed their chat conversations as evidence, thank goodness his TV screen is wide enough for the blind to see. The moment he came inside he noticed my mood has changed, he was smart enough to know I opened his msg. He's started begging me, he said he can explain. Explain what?

Am on my way home now feeling devastated, heartbroken and sad . I plan to upload the video on Facebook and tag all the woman's friends until her husband sees it. I will also send the video to instablog, Linda ikeji.. Honestly I feel dejected and heartbroken. Help I don't know what to do .

by uploading it what will you gain?

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Only dog owners and lovers can understand her.

I concur

Ahmback:
Moral of the story?!

No moral of the story. He just blab Nd wrote nonsense.

Viiiam:
Since I got into college, there's this young lady in my class who's sort of like the class clown. She's loud, intrusive, and constantly makes insulting jokes or biting sarcastic remarks about people which is intended to be "banter" for some reason. And lately, it seems I've become her main target. Now im a naturally a quiet guy who mostly keeps to himself. I'm not quick witted or jokey. And her hyper attitude is a major put off. For my first two college years, I've taken good care not to get on her bad side, so as not to become the butt of her jokes. So this basically started in my 3rd year. Since I hardly ever speak in class, when I do speak, she starts heckling me, or make jokes out of anything I say. She does this EVERY SINGLE TIME. At first I shrugged it off but it seems the more I ignore her, she tries even harder. I've watched her get into a verbal fight with another girl before and she absolutely broke her down to the point of tears. I know getting into a battle of words with her will only aggravate things and make me lose my temper and act irrationally in public. She's much smaller than I am, probably the smallest in my class, but I don't dare attack her because she's a girl. She's a nuisance to me at this point and I don't know her to deal with her. I confess I've had to intentionally miss some classes because I don't want to encounter her. She's basically made me her new target and I don't know who to talk to about this because nearly everyone in this school thinks bullying doesn't exist. Plus there's this idea that if you tell on others bullying you instead of handling it by yourself, then you're soft. Especially if you're a guy being targeted by a girl. I'm totally miserable at this point. Last night was the last straw. I got a call from a private number and when I picked the call, it was supposedly one of my closest female friends who's in another department in my college. I wasn't surprised it was a strange line because she had told me sometime ago that her phone got stolen. She asked to meet in the school cafeteria and I obliged. I came out that night and sat in a corner of the cafeteria with my phone in my hand, using it. After close to 30 minutes I didn't see her, I phoned the line she used to call me and it didn't go through. An hour passed and this lady bully from my class entered the cafeteria with a bunch of her friends, both guys and girls. They sat about two tables away from me. I refused to make eye contact and remained fixated on my phone still trying to contact the girl who called me. After some minutes, I started hearing giggling and snickering from the table of the bully. I didn't want to look up but, it started becoming distracting. After I while, I decided to glance towards their table and I met them staring right at me, grinning and giggling and pointing. My heart sank into my stomach and I felt so ashamed. It felt like I was in middle school. They didn't even care that I saw them,they kept making fun of me from a distance, albeit in hush, but still somewhat audible tones. After some time I got up and decided to leave the cafeteria. I refused to look at their table. One of the guys there kept calling my name, then the bully girl said something, I didn't hear it clearly, but whatever she said suddenly had all of them bursting out laughing uncontrollably. I felt like a little boy being picked on. It was so embarrassing that I cried silently in my room last night. I started making up theories in my head - questioning if perhaps the call I get was a prank from these people. I didn't know what to feel. This girl is just a thorn in my side and she's so unreasonable. Constantly in Joker mode, it's difficult to have a serious conversation with her. The experience last night, coupled with many other bullying experiences I've had in the past has honestly made me to consider suicide. I'm not proud of such thoughts, but it's how I've felt ever since last night. I've always had this feeling that no one likes or understands me. I try to be social but it sometimes feels like I force myself on people. People don't seem too eager to engage with me. In my life I've had probably just 4-5 really close friends and that's it. I don't mind being an introvert, it's just that when I do crave to be social, it doesn't work out the way I want. I'm feeling really low now and just wanted to get some advice, both on this woman and life in general.

Warri guys no dey una school ni? Go hire dem make dem Yab her for class in front of everyone den u go Kom Laf her die dem she go avoid you like Lepper.

Do this and thank me later.

ShaqFu:
Congrats to them and congrats to Nigeria. Cheers.

Don't allow Buhari to call them on phone o if not.....