₦airaland Forum

SamuelLoch:
Front page tins. Lemme give you two reasons why it would hit front page, One, it's Lala's favorite. Two, Nairalanders just have a way of pushing snake thread to the front page.
Snake lovers, what type of snake is this?

Omonigeriarere:
They like ogogoro too much

Plenty wives if the opportunity presents itself

They like breeding like rats

To cap it all, they like enjoying themselves in the midst of women to boost their ego.

Officialgarri:
You mean those lazy men in Benue can no longer drink Bossman gin

Mystique8:
What goes around comes around. Continue

DaddyRochie1642:
Oga to Slap you and that your Neighbor dey hungry me

Romanoff:
How will these liars identify those without 12 hours supply?

Nackzy:
Hello Nairalanders,

Please my dog has a lot of Bugs on the Body, Please what can i use to remove the bugs, they are sucking blood from the Dog, thereby not allowing the Dog to Grow as it suppose to, From sad experience i don't want to use Sniper or all those chemicals, cos that was what killed my friends Dog.

I need something mild but effective...
Thanks, don't mine my errors

Ugaboy:
Greetings Nairalander, I found this bird at 5a.m, when I was tiding up the compound.

Does anyone know the name to this bird...I will like to help it stay alive or probably make it a pet.

I know it might look very small or to take care of, I don't mind...and I don't see it as a waste of resources, please any idea.

fati2001:
so you want me to click?

Preciousgirl:
Yesterday, I sent my male friend a harmless MISSING YOU message on WhatsApp around 6PM. At around 8 pm, I received a call from his wife with insults, calling me Ashawo. I didn't utter a single word because I meant no harm at all. My friend called this morning to apologise on his wife's behalf; is such a message too strange?

bewla:
fiction or story

dnawah:
u don win o!

dnawah:
and you join only in 2016?

fati2001:
okay

mamaafrik:
okay,click the vip option,you'll fill you credit card info and cash will be debited from your account for the number of days before your vip expires,the questions is even if you are able message ladies,will they be able to afford VIP and reply you when it requires cash??

mamaafrik:
They intentionally limit the access to other to one day at first and later say you will need vip to chat people up,this is to lure you into paying for VIP option.

SirMichael1:
Hello Good afternoon Familanders. This is very long, so please bear with me.

I’ll start from the root. Well, in my church, there’s usually a committee for the married men where most times we can proffer solution to the issues or need of the church members and other times organize get together monthly within us (married men) just to foster unity. Since we're like 20, different men host the get together. Therefore, it's spaced out for 1year and 8months.

It all began last Sunday when I was chosen to oversee the next get together which comes up this Sunday after church. When we (my wife and I) got home after church, I told her about it and she immediately asked, “who would do the cooking”? I was taken aback as the question sounded strange. I replied her saying, since she did the cooking the last time, I figured she’d do it this time.

She got angry and said there’s no way she’ll be going through the stress of cooking for 18 to 25 men and that I better know what to do concerning who’s going to handle the cooking. I tried to calm her down and reminded her of how I assisted her in the kitchen by pounding the yams while she made the soup -two soups actually and that I was going to help her this time. Yam is quite expensive so we’re not pounding this time, just Semo.

She remained adamant and said there was no way she would do anything, that the work stressed her so much and she won’t partake in any cooking and that I better go find anyone to do the cooking. Thing is, I understood the fact that the work was stressful for her because she was 5 months pregnant then and it was her first time.

Yesterday at work, I kept pondering about a solution and a thought struck me. I called her from work and asked her, "how about I get one of the women at church to offer you support?". She blatantly refused and still held on to her words.

My mind hasn’t been settled since morning because I got hold of a caterer and she told me that she’ll charge a thousand naira per head, that is approximately 20k. Truth is, the get together came at a wrong time and considering the prices of drinks, the cost of the food stuff, meat, ingredients, etc. I really can’t afford a caterer right now.

I’m at a cross road now. I don’t know what to do because it’s causing a rift between us. I thought of bringing a church member to assist on that day without informing her so she wouldn’t surprise me and leave the house but I fear that if she comes, my wife might not join her in the kitchen and the woman will begin to feel a certain way (thinking of how ungrateful we are). Then again, who will purchase the food items? I’ve just been confused. I really need insights.

Note: I said I'll help her make the swallow, she just needs to make the soup.

Sexmate10:
See ur life, buhari second brother mumu

Nadaken:
Islamabad, Allahmabad

All na same Allah.

Abuja peeps maiduguiri don reach una domot o, that's why i can never be an abj resident

majamajic:
To be released November next year !

Hope Nollywood crew are listening ,
Not ' that movie we went to shoot in enugu last week is out oo !

CrazyCrane:
IS IT WRONG TO HAVE PICTURES/VIDEOS OF YOU AND AN EX WHILE WITH A NEW PARTNER?

Please,i would like to read view(s) on this...if it's wrong to still keep memories of you and an ex on your phone,in form of pictures,videos,chats,SMS while in a new relationship. Do you think your new partner would be indifferent to it if they knew? or throw in a tantrum? or it's none of their business?