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byntwo: Rubbish old fools!!!

HORROR AND THE BLACK VAMPIRE

funkydot: @Op
What is all dis sanctimonious nonsense you have just penned that all your ilk here are celebrating?!!! People like you make me sick because you just take a look at someone and condemn then from your high viewing pedestal based on media representation wtf! Just because Goldie lived part of her life in the face of the public being an entertainer doesn't mean she can be trashed for whatever we deduce from her so-called lifestyle forgetting that most of our generalisation about these so-called celebrities are mostly based on assumptions and half-truths. Besides the fact that we found out Goldie was married after her death as well as her celebrated relationship with Prezzo, there doesn't seem to be any other scandal associated with her...now if you would be reasonable and agree with me that in between her so-called 'secret marriage' and dalliance with Prezzo there are a lot of grey areas that we do not understand and perhaps may never know nor is this really any business of ours.In view of the fact that the main man (i.e. her hubby) who should have felt slighted or wronged by this 'adultery' kept praising her really makes me wonder what exactly all this hullabaloo is all about! I believe each and everyone of us should examine ourselves to see if indeed we are living exemplary lives before this castigation of Goldie. For the records, I had no intention of holding brief for her because I could barely stick her while she was alive, perhaps I even said some mean words about her during the BBA episode because she came across as a needy and clingy lady not particularly my type of role model because I mostly admire strong women but this whole ish on her death and lifestyle is just totally pitiful so please let's put some sensibilities into our comments remembering she has loved ones that will be grieving her early demise. Just my 2 cents.

GBAM,KPAKAM! The poster is like saying Goldie's death was becos she was worldly. No matter how you feel about someone's behaviour, you must show penitence over a demise of a soul, and that to me is what every other person being condemned by the writer to me did. Op, you appear happy that death met Goldie and that her death was becos of the way she had lived her life? You may be wrong I believe.Wouldn't you have prayed she lived more than she did and probably get her life back and better as you are preaching now? Christ came for the lost soul, not a "claimed holier than thou" which you appear to be?

rokiatu: The problem with big boobs, they sag.


Not bad.

Don't defend ur smallish size. Big bosoms fit better, make a lady curvier and sexier. Whether they sag, good packaging with firm bra give them a good out look.

Monjerk: 1m cedi or 1m naira? Before I say any other thing. Anyway first 2 comment. Were is my award.

Look at you, are mocking Cedis or Naira? Cedis is higher than Naira now. Sit down there and be proud to make first comment.

Sniffa: Hot and passionate sex in a world where love is not easy to find.

Are u really a lady? Your signature says it all, I'm not surprised!

Haba! This is terrible to believe. Someone posted her pictures from the Grammys some days ago on Nairaland. Life is short. May her gentle soul rests in peace. Amen.

candygosh: I have more than three but I'd try to stick to three.
Here we go :
- wedding planner
- jersey girl
- good deeds
- other end of the line.(Really love this one)

Ur picture in ur profile says it all. What film is that?

passion007: I ran into an old friend...

'Izu, what's your PIN?'

'Oh, you're a BB user-- I don't have one.'

'Are you for real? idikwa backward!'

This happened about 3 years ago, and despite that I was using a mobile which cost three times my friend's Blackberry, he did insult me blithely 'You are quite backward!'

It hit me frontally: I had been caught up in the Android-iOS-?Symbian war that I had failed to notice the recent and rapid bourgeoning of RIM's Blackberry all around me; now I had to hear from an old friend that not having a Blackberry meant being backward. This puzzled me intensely, and so whetted my research. I became more attentive in the bus, in the park, in the bank.

Three Beautiful Girls with Blackberrys

I was getting back from the University one evening in a taxi with three young girls. Midway through, there is a beep and they all reach for their mobiles. One announces 'Kee BB'm? Ejirom BB'm! Echefum BB'm! Driver kwusi m, echefum BB'm'(Where's my BB? I don't have my BB! I forgot my BB! Driver stop me here, I forgot my BB!) I thought to myself, 'don't you just love to say BB?' The taxi pulled up, she whispered something to her friends and hurriedly got down. I thought to myself, my reserach in view 'I see...'

Blackberry has stolen the Nigerian phones market without much pomp or ceremony. I watched as the girls clutched their Blackberry which beeped every so often, and they had to type up a message--they seemed to be really having fun...

...I met a new friend on Yahoo! Chat

Blackberry is not just a mobile phone to the Nigerian. Yes, there's the sensationalism that comes with pinging--the only utility in so far as I can objectively assess-- but there is more. The Blackberry user expects that you be filled with respect, awe, even adulation when they announce they have a Blackberry--whether it has BIS or not seems irrelevant in the Nigerian situation. Even the monochrome screen versions are Blackberrys nonetheless and require no less respect. By now, my reasearch had taken a decidely other turn, the original research seemed humdrum and pointless now. The real reasearch was: 'Are Nigerians vain people?' The average Nigerian maintains we are not, but the facts remain that we are. We love attention, we love 'useless' little phones that cost big money, we love to 'spend money we don't have to annoy people we don't like'. While I'm typing this article, I'm on Yahoo! Chat. There's a beep:

'36qrt56p. What's yours?'

'Oh BB...I don't have one'

'emoticon: 'shocked' Izu you really need to get a life!'


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I like reading ur piece as it speaks my mind about Blackberry phones. Your diction was on point and I like the choice of words. Great write up.

Spending eight years in the university for a four years course and made a first class, a figment of imagination. I don't believe the story.

A masterpiece, priceless! Gbam. Dr Reuben Abati killed it. This is the best write up i have ever seen written by a serving govt appointee. Imagine the choice of words.I was blown away. Good job.

[quote author=Sunny_bobo]That was a ferocious upper cut professionally delivered on El-Rufai et al. Nice one Dr. Abati[/quote]And Chief Fanikayode, former media man to OBJ and later a Minsiter under him too.

Countless number of women go thru this be4 some of them get their suitors. It is called experience. It is good to be cautious about men, but being too cautious as not to loose your worth becos of s3x would make most ladies expire beyond marriageable age. To me both sexes exchanged their privacy in the process, but African mentality makes the men to pride themselves as having slept with the lady. Call it bluff, the lady also slept with him too. And the lady in question need to go on with her life and forge ahead rather than being heart broken. The right person wld definitely come to u, and some times depending how you keep yourself, the guy cld regret later for choosing the other lady.

Was it not the pardon granted you that now make you talk without respects. You could do worse.

So much of a muscle in her, she needs it.

Oh no! i goofed, what was i thinking? Well thank God there is no death in the accident. Thanks for the corrections too.

dick hardener: Briefly tell in your words. Just one not multiple listing....1,2,3 here we go. Without hopping around the bush like a rabbit and frugality with my opinion, I'll go straight to the point. I think it is SEX. Do not mistake pleasure for a sense of fulfilment as both have a wide margin of difference.

Look at you, very myopic about life and pleasure. No wonder, and curiously too, does the "Dickhardner" sobriquet got anything to do with this and you? I went looking for your face in your profile, but saw nothing. The elders would say where a child gets his hand soiled with palm oil as a result of pleasure of eating a sweet food, it will not be long to see him come with a hand soiled with blood from the same place, but the semblance of the colours of palm oil and blood would not allow them take notice timely and death can come unknowingly. You better learn and use your time well.

How can she know by this age of 16 that the husband does not know how to make love, agreeing or accepting that the man had been intimate with her? Which experience was she comparing the one done by her husband with? And what is the way or how was the love made with her anyway?, Tell us, becos the next suitor can face the same treatment.

Pls can anyone help me with what MILF stand for? I guess it is an abbreviation. Honestly please?

I'm surprised this post was done by a female, as a woman thinketh in her heart, so is she.

Tell me how can this girl- Sloane will be just 19years, with this kind of muscles? Becos of playing Tennis. We tend to believe everything about America. Wait till Armstrong die be4 u can be convinced. Hypocrisy of the highest order.

Chritianity indeed, and you both are dressed that way with ur booty almost naked and body shown in dat naked way?

Rubbish, what d hell is Blackberry? I wonder what Nigerians think about this phone. What is so special about it anyway. I hate the phone with a passion. To some it is the end of all phoneS. Talk of android, then we are in the same page, why not buy that for her.

190, U cld be suffering from the loss of an Ex and probably trying to share some sentiments that cures/suits ur wounds. My issue is, can u generalise this, when they are so many variables that are not constant? I don't think so.

Ikenna351: Engines are meant to be rebuilt, not replaced, hence, OEM & aftermarket.

That you cant source for original engine parts and having a knowlegeable mechanic that can rebuild an engine to factory, doesnt mean engines are not meant to be rebuilt. Engines are rebuild to run like new, unlike the used engines (tokunbo) which you do not know how the original user used it.

What everyone should be asking is the cause of engine failure or blue smoke from the car tail, which comes down to us, as the root cause, in most cases. How do I mean:

1. Run-in period, unless stated in the owners manual that the engine has been broken in before purchase (Ignorance)
2. Lack of interest in keeping our vehicles in good shape (Maintenance culture)
3. Bad driving style (Ignorance)
4. Bad/wrong engine oil
5. Removal and use of engine without the cooling system thermostat
6. Use of water only for the cooling system.
7. Constant spinning of radiator electric cooling fan(s) (Altering the factory connection).
8. Revving of engine at cold start
9. etc.

I wished I have time to explain what I listed above. If you dont know how you contribute in killing your engine, that means you will keep replacing or rebuilding your vehicle engine, over and over again. A vehicle that has been used outside the country for 15 - 20 years, by your fellow human being, as soon as it enters Nigerian shore, the engine dies within 2 - 3 years. Ever bothered to ask your self why.

I will prefer a 10-15 years old car, used in the western world, than buy a used Brand new 3 years old car used in Nigeria. Why? 98 percent of vehicles bought brand new in Nigeria suffer lack of running in period, which reduces life-span of an engine, big time.



Ikenna.

Ikenna! Do u know what? I really enjoyed ur write up. I just changed my peugeot 406 old model engine when i noticed on my car some of the signs u earlier mentioned. In my case the smoke was dark, but my engine oil level was never ok then. Just drying all the time. I gambled with the engine replacement since i was not sure of the state of the Tokunbo engine and it appears i ve got a brand tokunbo car.The engine started with all the things it came with, not even a plug was changed, except that new engine oil that was added. But i'm at a loss now as to why my temperature is always increasing beyond 90. When ever it happens like this, it's most likely the water level in the radiator has gone down which i will have to fill up back making it come down to normal temperature. But shortly after some days, the rise in temperature and water loss will happen again. Most annoying is that there is no where that i see water leaking. Pls can u help me with what to do about this? I wld be pleased to get ur tips on dis again. Thanks.

Hey House, pls can somebody help me out. I ve been trying to access the site but no luck. I also sent a text, but the reply i got was that result is not available for my candidate in the specified year. My daughter's No is 4290124-013. I wld be grateful for any help pls.

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Im so shocked there are still men with this kind of mentality.
I have six brothers and none of them think this way.
My brothers help out in the kitchen,help with some little things like sweeping the house and that does not stop them from being men
My elder brother helps clean his wife's car even before he does his own, and it still does not reduce him.
Oga i beg change your mentality.
I heart goes out for the woman that will call/calls herself your wife.
[/quote]I'm not surprised by all the attacks on me for speaking against this young lady in question,and the fact that these outbursts came from the women is just making or lending credence to all i ve said. Look i bare my thoughts to help u, and not to join the band wagon. Isn't the truth bitter? This is not a war of sexes and so it is better to balance the opinions posited here. Did this lady mention how sex has become in this family? Like i said, there are more things that she has not said, only painted what cld be easily condemned. I will just not want to raise further dusts and wait for my time. Good luck.

I think you are just lazy, perhaps naive too and living in ur past. Ur first pregnancy, and the heavens must fall becos u claim ur husband isn't caring enough. The ladies wld obviously support ur naivety, but that won't help u anyway. Ur husband may not do all u said, becos he is what he is while u are a melancholy, who prods for trouble where non exists. Do u think it is better to be single? Do u not know what is is to be a wife? This is common among underaged or inmature ladies who expects their husbands to praise sing for them becos they don carry belle. Who sai, na u be the first or wetin? Abegi. There are more things u ve not said but only painted the facts that u want us to hear. I advise u brace up to ur marriage and avoid anything that cld create bad feelings and crack to ur marriage. Marriage is not a bed of roses, if u hear other pple's stories u will come and praise ur husband. Keep quiet.

Let Peter and Paul make up the balance. I'm waiting.

Good, and i think those who have done post graduate courses and degrees in the affected universities shd drop their certificates as the universities are now unrecognised and not qualified to do so.

Delafruita: how does a company registered in 2010(after jonathan became president) suddenly becomes a recipient of a contract to import crude within just a few months?that means the company was registered with the fore-knowledge that an allocation was waiting for it.that eplains how marketers inreased under retardeen to 128 within just a few weeks.and some "laptops" are here defending jonathan.whether its senior Aig or junior Aig,the man's interest was conflicted from the beginning and a responsible president will immediately relieve him of his duties on that committee

The same Aig Imoukhuede is married to the daughter of Bank of Industry Boss, and with BOI ties to the CBN gets CBN fundings and intervention funds/schemes for access bank without any stress as other banks face. No wonder he is being linked to be the next CBN Governor. High level hipocracy of government and sham politikings.God wld expose them, its just a matter off time.