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Politics / Re: EFCC Raids Ambode's Residence [PHOTOS] by joshrare(m): 11:01am On Aug 20, 2019
Rubbiish:
Hmm
There is no gainsaying there are some spiritual traces to ambode mishaps.
Fashola was never on d same page with tinubu after leaving office, but was never humilated in such Manner.
Were is party grace?
No member of APC that have no corrupt case, but party grace dey cover them, what happened to ambode grace? His wife took it away...

See wetin ambode wife cause?
Even inside church u can't respect urself, u are not d governor, just his wife. But had to force your husband to sack an innocent man of God unjustly because of her pride. Ambode should go find that man of God and apologize to him. What he did to him was very bad, and this is a lesson to men that allow their wives to dictate for them.



Are you for real? who is the man of God that was sacked and what lead to his being sacked?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool vs Chelsea: UEFA Super Cup (2(5) - (4) 2) On 14th August 2019 by joshrare(m): 2:15pm On Aug 15, 2019
post=81260495:

For just one match una don dey dislike Sallah already?!
Alabi laughing at you CHELSEA haters right now! cheesy cheesy wink grin cheesy
Red Tomatoes loading.
Una Red pot of soup go over full tonight!
Sorry oooooo grin cheesy wink

Red tomato/soup isn't for me.
rocks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool vs Chelsea: UEFA Super Cup (2(5) - (4) 2) On 14th August 2019 by joshrare(m): 8:49pm On Aug 14, 2019
Astark:
Ronaldo is better than stupid salah and mane combine.

I dislike this sallah ehn, he always mess up
Politics / Re: 184 Doctors From 7 Countries Write Buhari Over El-zakzaky (Names) by joshrare(m): 3:51pm On Aug 12, 2019
E don set for naija
Politics / Re: Timi Frank: Jonathan Was A Better President, Nigerians Should Apologise To Him by joshrare(m): 10:33am On Aug 11, 2019
GEJ was an idiot! he's the reason Nigeria is where it is today! He knoweth what to do and refused to do it.
Sports / Re: Messi: It Would Have Been Humiliating If Nigeria Eliminated Us From World Cup by joshrare(m): 8:06am On Jun 04, 2019
Aderewah:
While Ronaldo was scoring hatrick against Spain, this dwarf is happy he beat a country with coaches that are being owed salaries.

Salvage
Politics / Re: Shekau Reads Boko Haram Ideology, Recites Nigeria’s National Pledge In New Video by joshrare(m): 8:00am On Jun 04, 2019
Rednaxelot:
But they have killed this guy several times

yet he's still breathing... Nigeria we hail thee
Culture / Re: Benin Traditional Worshippers Embark On Acts Of Purification And Sanctification by joshrare(m): 2:55pm On May 18, 2019
daddytime:
If these curses laid are to include yahoo boys/money ritualist and human traffickers, then I'm sorry to say that the population of the youths (both male and female) are hugely about to be decimated in my dear Edo land..

shocked

That may not see the light of the day because of the traitors in the palace
Romance / Re: Why Is It That Women In Their 30s Claim No Sex Till Marriage? by joshrare(m): 5:14pm On Apr 14, 2019
lefulefu:
thats not true. some of those ladies who use d no sex b4 marriage gimmick do so to give the guy d impression dat they are very decent but then they have another guy in secret that will be regularly oiling their engine while the mugu they have as fiancee wil be waiting for wedding night.na d normal racket.

on point bro,..

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Romance / Re: Why Is It That Women In Their 30s Claim No Sex Till Marriage? by joshrare(m): 5:11pm On Apr 14, 2019
TOPCRUISE:
Very simple. Because the ones they had sex with in their 20's jilted them and thereafter went after other women. So that experience have made them wiser. They are aware that men are so adventurous. Once they have sex with them they move to the other person

And they have to stay for over ten years to know that?
Health / Re: Vagina Overheat : Why Women Must Stop Wearing Tight Cloths - Doctor by joshrare(m): 4:31pm On Apr 09, 2019
Buharimustgo:
Most Nigerian women dont even know that,they keep twerking smelling pussy all around.

I dey tell u

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye And Bukola Saraki's Handshake That People Are Talking About by joshrare(m): 12:15pm On Mar 21, 2019
luvkidtemmy:
Yesterday was a plenary session in the Nigerian Senate house where chaired by the outgoing Senate President, Dr. BUKOLA Saraki where the N30,000 Minimum wage was approved

This photo emerged after the session where Senator representing Kogi west senatorial district Dino Melaye had an handshake with the Out going Senate president.

This hand shake has caused an uproar and some Nigerians won't stop talking about it.

Source: http://9japosh.com/photonigerians-wont-stop-talking-about-this-handshake-between-dino-and-saraki/

HBK

if you know, you know!
Romance / Re: Lady Sends DM To A Cute Guy She Met Online. See What Happened 1 Year After. by joshrare(m): 11:27am On Mar 21, 2019
Rozaytee:
ehn we no send u... Cuz u are broke na

Are you around abuja? we can have a drink together if u don't mind...
Romance / Re: Lady Sends DM To A Cute Guy She Met Online. See What Happened 1 Year After. by joshrare(m): 11:25am On Mar 21, 2019
Rozaytee:
ehn we no send u... Cuz u are broke na

chaii
she's so pained
Health / Re: Akwa Ibom Ranks Highest In HIV/AIDS Prevalence Rate In Nigeria by joshrare(m): 4:25pm On Mar 16, 2019
BrokenCock:

Na true oh! Benin gehz dey learn where igbo girls dey nah! Both abroad and home, dem dey rep. Go Dubai, go Italy... Come Abuja sef, come go even maiduguri

That's true logically, this is because the population of Igbo's greatly surpasses their landmass, hence they are spread all over the world spreading their legs...but then, this agbor people sha I hail them

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Health / Re: Akwa Ibom Ranks Highest In HIV/AIDS Prevalence Rate In Nigeria by joshrare(m): 4:22pm On Mar 16, 2019
vickydevoka:
Y is dat light skin gals always go into prostitution. Dats y most Imo n calabar enroll into it cus of de are light skin. Though am customer I no go lie. I no fit come de beg my fellow human being for pu*sy wen I fit pay effortlessly

I haven't tried that shit called pro.....2012 December I got high on alcohol so I could taste them for once. immediately I got there met with one of them, alcohol left me and liver failed me....
Romance / Re: Slay Queen Travels For 6 Hours For Sex With Bragging Guy, Got Disappointed! by joshrare(m): 9:03am On Mar 13, 2019
fykes:

If she's not already

@least for now, she's someone's girlfriend or fiance. later they will say we only need them for sex...
Romance / Re: When Was Your First Heartbreak And How Did You Handle It? by joshrare(m): 9:13am On Jan 23, 2019
Emmzy201:
My birthday was yesterday 21st of January which was supposed to be a very happy day for me ended up in me being depressed right now.

I met this girl at a mall seven months ago and it was love at first sight, she was the first girl I would ever love and give my whole heart to, she acted really nice and very caring and I also made sure she never lacked anything and we've never had any arguments till now. This girl told me she was a virgin and would like to remain one till marriage and I have always respected her decision, I have not even thought of going down there at all since we started dating and was even happy to have found a good wife material.

Fast-forward to yesterday which was my birthday, I received many mails from friends and family congratulating me and I saw this particular strange mail. I wanted to open it then but left it and replied other mails. I later checked the mail and what I saw almost made me die of heart attack.

The mail contained nude pictures, pictures of her having s*x with a guy that his face was blurred and screenshots of s*x chats of my supposed girlfriend. This was the girl that was supposed to help me out in organizing the party and she took an excuse from me to see someone, she was even the first person to wake me up with an SMS and a call. I didn't know how I found myself on the floor crying. How will I be able to handle depression that's eating me up quickly.
I need advice in other not to do something silly to myself or the girl, even sniper now looks attractive, am on the verge of running crazy now.

Ignore my typos and other mistakes please

Don't mix the sniper with water or soft drink...it tastes better without mixing... Talking from experience
Romance / Re: Lady Sends DM To A Cute Guy She Met Online. See What Happened 1 Year After. by joshrare(m): 10:12am On Jan 18, 2019
Rozaytee:
ehn we no send u... Cuz u are broke na
E pain her
Romance / Re: Lady Sends DM To A Cute Guy She Met Online. See What Happened 1 Year After. by joshrare(m): 12:46pm On Jan 15, 2019
Nathan2016:


The kind of ego nija girls get. I never see am. The only way they respect you if they know you have money. Most of them just get pride like mumu. meet them one on one and get to know them, the only thing they can offer is seex

Lots of them are just pretty empty gallon

With a blocked brain
Romance / Re: Lady Sends DM To A Cute Guy She Met Online. See What Happened 1 Year After. by joshrare(m): 12:40pm On Jan 15, 2019
Naija babes only DM you to ask for something ranging from recharge card,money ,money money.
if a naija babe DM me,I will either block her or not reply because at the end they will surely beg....
Nigerian girls are beggars....
Argue with your left thumb

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Romance / Re: Man Breaks Up With Girlfriend Of Three Years Cause He Has Never Seen Her Angry by joshrare(m): 8:56am On Jan 03, 2019
Nice move bro, i once break up with a lady like that, she is always calm no anger no matter what you say or do to her. breaking up with her was not easy but the almighty God helped me. Such people are very dangerous their anger is always extreme and they are very deadly.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Weakness Do You Plan Overcoming In 2019? by joshrare(m): 12:29pm On Jan 01, 2019
Hobbybear:
wanking 4 times in a day. So so addicted. God pls help me!
Are you for real?
Romance / Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by joshrare(m): 8:34am On Dec 21, 2018
Rot in jail motherfvcker, it is the best place for you @the moment, enjoy stay.

happy jailing grin cheesy shocked

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Celebrities / Re: Lilian Bach Shares Cleveage-Baring Photos by joshrare(m): 9:25am On Dec 19, 2018
ishowdotgmail:
Falling breast
actually, it has fallen
Education / Re: Senate Passes Bills To Establish 10 Tertiary Institutions. by joshrare(m): 9:41pm On Nov 29, 2018
obi4eze:
angry

Unless something revolutionary and radical happens, this country's future is bleak.

Imagine creating more higher institutions when the ones in place are poorly mismanaged and inadequately funded.

Education is expensive and needs adequate funding to make it affordable for the common man but the avaricious cabal is just interested in embezzlement.

When will all this end?
strike
Romance / Re: Ladies Share Some Of The Worst Things Men Have Done To Them, Very Interesting by joshrare(m): 2:39pm On Nov 15, 2018
Thank God for this thread. ladies please keep sharing the worst things guys have done to you..
I have to gain experience and do same to other girls. Na them dey teach us.
Events / Re: Pick Your Date Of Birth And Connect With Your Birth Mate by joshrare(m): 2:32pm On Nov 15, 2018
yungmoney447:
March 15
why march people like money like this?

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Romance / Re: Girl Gets Unexpected Surprise After Asking Ex-boyfriend For Airtime by joshrare(m): 2:19pm On Nov 15, 2018
[quote author=KingLennon post=72981101]Invite her kum house kum give her better lashing then give am 100naira make she kari buy airtime. Girls and begging ehn....[/quo
correct guy!
I like your style and I'm trying to learn it... female beggars are too much on my contact. I don't know maybe that's the punish my village people gave me for not serving Amadioha....
how can I reduce them?
Romance / Re: Girl Gets Unexpected Surprise After Asking Ex-boyfriend For Airtime by joshrare(m): 2:06pm On Nov 15, 2018
Alwaysking:
Nigerian girls and begging, it's just like 5&6.

bros ehnnn... the thing is so tiring
Romance / Re: Lady Celebrates After Her Ex Can't Get Married To Another Lady Over AS Genotype by joshrare(m): 4:03pm On Nov 14, 2018
LuciferPreeqson:
So she has been monitoring the dude who has probably forgotten about her in the midst of many pussies.

She obviously still has feelings for him.
Eiyya...


I thought feminists said women handle rejection well? grin


*spits angry
That's their style
Romance / Re: Ladies Share Some Of The Worst Things Men Have Done To Them, Very Interesting by joshrare(m): 3:56pm On Nov 14, 2018
MasterRahl:
angry
So what's the worst thing I've done to a lady?

My ex left me for another guy who promised to marry her. The mother of the said guy opposed the marriage due to her height (she never wanted her son to marry a short woman). Bae came back stylishly. I devoured my pound of flesh and reverted the relationship to a platonic one. That's not bad anyway. Is it?

correct guy....

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