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Teewhy2:
Nigeria been celebrated and talked about for something good. That shows Nigeria can still be great again.

I think this accolades ought to go for Nike, they design the jersey and produce it.....

scantee:
Sad Egypt concede a goal at 89mins, nevertheless they put up a Strong fight. Up Africa

just that they are 3 points down

dotbaba86:
are u a lerner

The real learner spotted

Whatever this is, whether a movie or a real life story... foolishness abound around them...
look at the environment where a 32m car is to buried so bushy. no form of human presence nearby apart from farms

decatalyst:
Seem you do not have an idea of what is called "breadwinner".

Especially when the breadwinner keeps winning

Kul3ger:
The sitting arrangement would've been applauded if the educational system was sane. No surprise say na only two times the moomoo lecturer come class throughout the entire semester.. Yet, they want students to perform miracle.

Why do Nigerian lecturers feel so "fulfilled" when students fail?

In the end, no jobs

For the ones that passed

Speakdatruth:
Why I con get feeling say we go lose this match

because we go lose

thesicilian:
Question: What do you do for a living?
Nigerian girl : I'm in a relationship.

This one killed me

prinsam30:
this team is not just ready at all say all, wetin dem go use their eyes see for Russia eh their mouth no go fit talk am

The super eagles just owe us one goal.... That is all they owe Nigerians

Femsyn:
I think this is a fantastic move, long awaited. Irrespective of the motive oppositions may think of it, I'm confident its a great decision.

Does it include public holiday?

Olalan:
Really men pretent not to be hurt when a breakup occurs but in reality men are much more hurt especially when the love was real.
These days girls seems not to love sincerely thus making a breakup so easy to overcome

Especially the money wasted

Cutehector:
And he thinks the curse will work... Confused fellow

Nor mind the guy joor, who send am?

Ferminist come and do your work

NwaAmaikpe:



Eminem rightly said, "when something seems too good to be true, they are usually opposites".

She has stolen that boy's destiny.
Everyone knows that witches in the south south do their meetings on top of the Oha tree.
Now see, the boy is eating oha soup with the evil lady closely supervising his every swallow.

The main reason I am suspicious is the girl's surname and the town in question.
Add 2 and 2 together.

Too much sense wee not kee me.

Please the times are bad in Nigeria
Nigeria is too evil for anyone to be genuinely concerned about a stranger.
Nigeria is too tough for anyone to be so kindhearted.
Say no to strange helpers.
Say no to unsolicited acts of kindness.
Maka ndi destiny hunters.

hey you..
been a while I actually thought too much sense has killed you.... but so good to see you here again
begging sense not to kill you

HBK do your thing..... if you know you know! Gbaze!!! who dey yarn? who dem be!!!

pocohantas:
How can he call that cheap?
He payed N20,000 just to ejaculate in a smelling stupid pussy.

How much is vaseline?

How much is the minimum wage of hardworking Nigerian youths?

The girl did her job and she has gotten paid.

On point bro...
Too much brain nor go kill you!

Headlesschicken:
If only that was been done, then majority of ladies would still be in dia papas house, cos truthfully that body count of a thing eh,can really spoil things, only d thought of how all them n! ggas must v smashed n licked up d honey pot n left for u to marry,damn.... Some things in life sha r really phucked...

Please what is body count?

antidisestablis:
Hello guys, I hope you are doing good, also i want to appreciate everyone that contributed to my last thread I created last year. https://www.nairaland.com/3803311/dont-trust-anymore

Pls read through the thread .
It is true saying when people say, 'a cheat is always a cheat' . After the last incidence everything returns to normal for us but early this year God reveal to me in a dream that my fiancee got impregnated by another man. This awakens my me and I decide to check what she is up to of a recent because our introduction is slated for this month.

To cut the long story short I discovered she has been cheating again with her ex not with the same guy of last year . They have met in the city where I reside now many times according to the recorded conversation between them. Though she told the guy she has chosen to marry me, she still professes her love to him ,also she calls the guy several times at times she spent over 20 minutes, I also discovered she hides her number when doing so. The guy was trying to win her over because he knew she is a relationship with me.

Also I discovered she saved the name of the guy she was caught with , with another name and she spoke with him recently.

I regretted for not dumping her last year, but I know God still loves me that is the reason he is revealing all these to me before we tie the knot.

My sis who has been making some preparation for our intro when I told her all my findings, she was heartbroken and devastated she said that was the least thing she expected from her, she said I should have told her when the last incidence happened.

I have not confronted her again with her all her escapades yet, I want to seek advice what's the best approach break up with her because I have made up mind to end everything between us. God bless you all

Weakling..Amature.....
you know what? Quit that relationship and work on yourself coz to me you are the problem here... You are not ripe for dating yet, irrespective of your age n status..
You can't confront her coz you are scared of losing her yet you run to nairaland for advice...

Abeg shift....
Buhari is still the president of Nigeria, that's a big deal

moscobabs:
Benin people have been flying on air before then.

Bini people, is it true

Hello..

Where are the whoever remove barca must get to the final crew please show yourselves

Opinion: The female contestants in bbn only go there for sex

kolawoleibukun:
Jumia is really growing

Total number of votes cast during Britain Got talent 2017 = 6.2million votes

Total number of votes cast during American got talent 2017 = 52.1million votes. American population is twice Nigerian population.

Mind you, most of the votes cast on either Britain or American got talent are absolutely free because you can vote on their websites & on the Apps without paying a dime.

Total number of votes cast during “Big Brother Nigeria” 2018 = 170million votes @ N30 per sms for a show that contributes absolutely nothing to their lives. Going by the figures, it will take America & Britain combined three & half years to organise a talent show to catch up with Nigeria.

It is neither a talent show or life enhancing or promoting show. A show where two adults are kept in a cage to freely give & take sex on National Television, while the organisers make more money from the youths.

If INEC organises general election this weekend and ask Nigerian youths to vote on their mobile phones @ N10 per SMS to elect leaders that will shape their futures & the country, they will ask Nigerian Government to credit their accounts 1st before they will agree to vote in that magnitude.

“Wasted Generation” ~ Prof. Wole Soyinka called them.

“A generation that play too much, sleep too much and engage in idle chatter and gossip" ~ Chief Obafemi Awolowo foresaw

“A generation of illiterate graduates” ~ Atiku Abubakar called them in 2016

A generation that are constantly not concerned about the deteriorating conditions of their senses & not bothered about their own future~ Osquare78 knows them.

“Idle youths who sit and do nothing, but expecting everything from govt free” ~Pre. Buhari surmised about them

We all must be wary of this generation.... they are the larger chunk of Nigerian population.

It is pathetic. 170 Million votes Multiplied by N30 = N 5.1 billion and the winner got N25 million plus an SUV worth N12 million a trip and electronics. Let us even assume that sms votes is 85 million, that will be N2.55 billion. So so sad...

where did you get your figures? If 170million voted on bbn then its not the youth alone that voted. 90% of my guys know nothing about bbn and gives no fvck abt bbn. 98% of the 10% of my guys that follow the show didn't vote coz airtime nor be free.. Bros give the youth some slabs abeg..
This lazy youth saga is an indication of a failed govt choosing the door of excuse as the way out.,.
Last year one swine like that calls the frustrated driver...Now is the turn of one Daura man ...

Who's next?

I can't even register, even when I decided to register to fulfill all righteousness......

comshots:
You can't use that comment on a girl you have not meet in za oza room.

That's true...
so on point

Earthbound:
....whatever happened to the old saying; 'Never spread your dirty linen in public'?

The girl's boobs pass Olympus has fallen, I swear nothing remain for there.

That's right; the boobs actually fell before Olympus

Earthbound:
....whatever happened to the old saying; 'Never spread your dirty linen in public'?

The girl's boobs pass Olympus has fallen, I swear nothing remain for there.

That's right; the boobs actually fell before Olympus

This woman won't get a third row seat in my church left alone going close to the altar.
she's welcome to church anyways.

bjayx:
Ur life wants to be ruined before, don't anchor on porn n masturbation... Better lives still do it.

100% on point

Actuarydeji:
Can you sell your B.sc certificate for #100 million? I believe there are some people that will love to keep it no matter the price.

Do you have a potential buyer?
I will settle you nicely

Josnac:
Lol..very true oo.
I remember encountering vehicles that'll be shaking violently at night during my stay at Awgu Enugu camp, possible soldier and ...
if you know, you know.

Badt guy..
Ex fellow coal kopa weldone air

deepwater:
Very true. It happens
The space is always there.

Back then, during my youth service to this country (I still can't come to terms that I served this country )

Those guys at mammy market, I mean the hair salons and mani- pedicure shops. Due to the small size of their business, they comfortably seal up their makeshift shops with thick dark cloths and curtains then put their wares just at the front of the shop to attend to their customers.

Right inside the the shop was a bed, pillow, standing fan, bucket and whatever you wanted.

You pay per hour to use the place, of course just on that same line you have the barbers shops with their music on - some little noise were helpful.

I actually had a room there, I paid for the whole time at camp as I needed to stay away from lectures and drills.

Hence till date I do not have any pictures from camp, i was always indoors. my uniform is still clean as snow. Recall, how I was outstanding at POP everyone else had torn uniforms



My son, obviously you have not gone for nysc yet.
Not everyone even goes to camp.
Three of my roommates never slept in camp for one day. They leave camp 7pm every night to return 9am the next day.

Some people slept in the mosque all day, no disturbance.

Did Davido attend camp in 2015


As for CDS, that shiit aint compulsory, just pay the dues to get the feds of your back...

If you know, you know

CDS dues? I didn't do no such thing, I do my CDs in my junction every CDs day and my name must be on the list at worse number 8.....

SingleDaddy:
Please i need matured advice?. This is a serious situation.

Did you get intimate as in, did you fvck her?

anaton:
They are mostly Chelsea fans.KTBFF

Conductors generally are Chelsea fans...






















..come and beat me, I am on my bed...