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Romance / Re: "Before Sex, He Promised Marriage But He Stopped Talking About It Now" - Lady by joshrare(m): 6:22pm On Apr 05, 2018
BossLaifay:
True!

It's because men are junkies for sex; women know this and try to use it to get love.

On the other hand, women are junkies for love; men know this and use it to get sex.

It's really a vicious cycle and a mess!

No, its not a vicious cycle. the cycle is vicious
Romance / Re: "Before Sex, He Promised Marriage But He Stopped Talking About It Now" - Lady by joshrare(m): 6:21pm On Apr 05, 2018
Imapearl:
I do not know why ladies think that their sex styles and body can keep a man
you can't keep a man that doesn't want to be kept

My dear the thing tire me oooo,, can't somebody just have sex in peace without promises? I mean the fact that I have sex with her doesn't mean I'm ready for marriage nah
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal University Lafia Recruitment 2018/2019 | 81 Positions | Apply Now by joshrare(m): 5:55pm On Apr 05, 2018
koolcat:
Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn’t that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.

What has that got to do with applying for a job?
Romance / Re: 7 Things You Must Not Tell Your Partner About You by joshrare(m): 3:23pm On Mar 27, 2018
The day i was chatting with my ex and she told that she was disvirgined at the age of 11,the phone fell of my hand. She wasn't assaulted mine you..it was her wish.....

From that moment I saw her as nothing other than a pleasure object
Investment / Re: 10 Categories Of People That Will React To The Death Of Sergei Mavrodi by joshrare(m): 8:18pm On Mar 26, 2018
What about those of us that wanted to invest in hmmm but were super broke and was left with our wishes....
Business / Re: Wedding Cake Of Fatima Dangote And Jamil Abubakar (Photos) by joshrare(m): 9:38pm On Mar 24, 2018
adetoroamos:
congratulations to them... I pray I find my missing ribs soon.
The one you are using now is the alternative ribs abi?

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Politics / Re: Dapchi Residents Wave & Hail Boko Haram As They Drop Off Schoolgirls (Video) by joshrare(m): 7:39pm On Mar 21, 2018
heendrix:
shocked
as much as I wana believe this story I still cant
who else sees this pic doesn't add up
How do u mean sir? coz those guys in that hilux have their face covered...
Business / Re: 3 Online Businesses That Can Make You 1 Million In 6 Months by joshrare(m): 7:35pm On Mar 21, 2018
ugojibaby:


You have to make a choice. It depends on you. You already have a brief idea about how it works, so you make your choice.

I am well grounded in affiliate marketing, so you can follow me or choose your path. wink

I just sent you a pm, it business intended not romance.
Please respond...
Thanks....
Travel / Re: 'It's Not Worth It'; Couple Who Returned From Libya Amid Suffering. Photos by joshrare(m): 9:46pm On Mar 19, 2018
Jochabed:
No matter how UGLY the situation in Nigeria is,its still by FAR!! Better than Libya

lybia wasn't their destination
Politics / Re: Nigerian Youths Can Vote On Bbnaija But Most Don't Even Have PVC by joshrare(m): 11:32am On Mar 19, 2018
ERORR404:
I don't just know what is wrong with my generation,they have the time to vote - out and re vote - in housemates,but most of them don't even have PVC for the Forthcoming general elections.
I'm 20 years old and i have my PVC locked and loaded,waiting for 2019 yet,my elder brother's friend who is in his early thirties,got no PVC, but is talking of who to vote back into the bbnaija house.

"LEADERS OF TOMORROW" undecided
know it now that your PVC is useless against a set majority and incumbent
you can use it as a means of identification though.



quote me at your own risk.
Religion / Re: Paul Enenche Dedicates Dunamis Auditorium In Minna, Niger State (PHOTOS) by joshrare(m): 1:11pm On Mar 18, 2018
dafeyankee:
I see.

So he left his Benue State and took the building far away from those Fulani people in Benue?

He should have built this Church in his State and God would have protected the building there lol.

One hater wailer spotted
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Workforce Massive Recruitment (100 Slots) by joshrare(m): 4:43pm On Mar 14, 2018
Na borno sure pass..... make I rush apply for that slot..
Crime / Re: Suicide Note Of Delta Banker Released By Her Husband by joshrare(m): 8:30pm On Mar 13, 2018
thorpido:
She didn't even think of the children,very selfish.
If bank work hard, leave am do something else and if na husband abuse,leave the marriage na.Why leave the earth?

no need...
she is dead already
Romance / Re: The Day I Discovered I Was Her Personal Pleasure Object (PPO) by joshrare(m): 11:04pm On Mar 11, 2018
tabtabtab:
Discovering this information is not as important as what you are going to do with it.

***In my opinion*** don't tell her you have discover anything and put on your best poker face.. Then arrange two or three meetings with her, and fu*k the life out of her brain then dump her like trash.

Now go ahead and rename her contact on your phone as "My Bitch"

Bros calm down...
you can't Bleep life out of any babe...
you can only widen her hole to the best of your ability, you dont know the size of her next client...

@op, do whatever pleases you!
Romance / Re: Poor Dirty Girls Are The Quickest To Broke Shame Guys – Twitter User by joshrare(m): 9:53pm On Mar 06, 2018
neezar:
Are u poor and dirty ?? wink

Jeeeeessssu

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Education / Re: FUOYE Students And Indigenes Clash (Photos) by joshrare(m): 9:30pm On Mar 06, 2018
Liberator007:
Stay at home? I would advise all students move to the school premises ASAP. The indigenes can strike at night. Clashes between students and indigenes leave behind victims, many who won't be alive to tell the tale. Ilaro still rings a bell. Dead men don't talk.

yeah bro...
Dead men tell no tales
Education / Re: FUOYE Students And Indigenes Clash (Photos) by joshrare(m): 9:28pm On Mar 06, 2018
simonlee:
I'm sure it was a minor incident but the students escalated it to the point of compulsory closure of the school.... sense will not kill me! grin grin

Always you and this your dog,...i think its time to give a calabar man your address
Travel / Re: 13 Places With Funny Names In Nigeria. Add Yours by joshrare(m): 7:58pm On Mar 02, 2018
Musheshe--Benin city
like uglybmusheshe
Nairaland / General / Re: See This Thing I Killed In My Room That Looks Like A Snake by joshrare(m): 12:47pm On Mar 01, 2018
Willexmania:
I Woke Up This Morning To See Something Move Quickly Across My Room. shocked
My Brothers And Sisters, At That Moment I Activated Prayer Mode. cheesy
After A While, I Summed Up Some Courage cool And Went After It.
I Saw A Long Thing Under My Book Shelf shocked (yes, I Read Books Too, My Life's Not All About Nairaland You Know) tongue
So, As I Was Saying, I Lifted The Shelf And This Thing Looked Exactly Like A Snake.
I Yelled, "jesu Kristi!"
I Picked Up A Shoe And Hit It. But Achieving This Feat Wasn't Easy.
This Thing Is Very Very Fast.
But I Finally Killed It. (pictures Are Below)
To Satisfy You, This Thing Is Called A "SKINK".
It's Not A Snake. I Did My Research And Figured A Lot About It. Skinks Look Like Snakes Except The Presence Of It's Claws. If It Gets Caught By A Predator, It Can Shed It's Tail And Regrow It Later. It Lives In Warm Habitats.
It's A Reptile And It's A Type Of Lizard. It's Population Is So Huge That It's Not Facing Any Risk Of Extinction.
That's It Folks !
See Pictures Below >>>
Cc Lalasticlala

I heard that this thing is poisonous...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ran Away From Interview by joshrare(m): 10:11am On Mar 01, 2018
Montez90:
you need to hear crazy question the interviewer was asking, like what church do you attend, which church activity do you engage in, for a management job embarassed

That's how they roll, looking for a way to collect someone destiny all in the name of giving you a job....
Romance / Re: "I Won't Marry A Man I Don't Have Sex With" - Nigerian Lady Reveals Why by joshrare(m): 9:15pm On Feb 26, 2018
kenir:
"and pretenders has had cases of breakup because of this" horrible! and people will not notice because "sex before marriage" is the topic

I actually saw it but I dont know whether or not she is correct because I am not an English graduate
Romance / Re: "I Won't Marry A Man I Don't Have Sex With" - Nigerian Lady Reveals Why by joshrare(m): 9:12pm On Feb 26, 2018
MhizAJ:


I just think it's messy and troublesome

It causes some kind of tension because of the hidden motives behind it sometimes

After you've done it, things are never the same. It just changes everything

It's just my opinion though or maybe it's just a matter of personal preference for me

I used to think that having sex and living together with a man makes one understand the sexual chemistry and learn the habits that may or may not get your partner upset and in that case decide whether you gonn marry him or not but i know better now and that's why some people are usually reluctant to have sex except in the context of a committed relationship


An ex cohabitant spotted
Business / Re: Firstbank Reacts To Rumours That Its Elephant May Swallow Customers Money by joshrare(m): 7:21am On Feb 26, 2018
9japrof:
Instead of the youths to stand up and demand structural changes and a mess to the swallowing going on, we only make jokes and create comedy skits with the harm befalling Nigeria

The youths are hungry, who structural change epp
Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke Asks: "Does Sex On The First Date Mean She Is Cheap?" by joshrare(m): 5:59pm On Feb 23, 2018
midehi2:
yes

To the guys it doesn't matter whether she is cheap or not.. what matter most is whether she is useful or not...one mans poison is another mans meat..some persons dont like stress.
The problem with some ladies is that they also have this lustful feelings and theirs is always extreme...

I remember a tp student during nysc, she followed me home after closing from school,I told her "young girl take off your panties, she told me girls not hot" only for her to come back later same day and take off my boxers...

when I ask her why she didn't allow me earlier.. she told me its her first time in my house
Romance / Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by joshrare(m): 9:11am On Feb 23, 2018
MhizAJ:
She tried

Ordinary 2 bedroom flat and he fainted
If to say na duplex nko

Funny enough this same man will still fvck different girls right in that flat that his hard-working girlfriend got for him

I don't think it's wise to invest in a man or do any thing good for/to them

That's d right thing to do to keep her pucci from exceeding the elastic limit before time, because if it does he will still go and fvck other babe
Business / Re: How To Make Money On Fiverr: A Beginner’s Guide by joshrare(m): 11:28am On Feb 20, 2018
Arsenalholic:
Check this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/3237273/how-make-regular-income-offering it remains one of the best 5rr threads on NL. People are crying that they want to make money, yet they waste their time reading nonsense on Romanceland and Celebrity sections of NL. Many of the threads on Nairaland business section have changed my life and that of many others. And not many of them reach FP, sadly.

Bros..EPP me nah, its painful subscribing monthly and wasting my data on fb and WhatsApp..
I'm tired of that shit
Sports / Re: Brazilian Football Match Abandoned: Nine Players Sent Off In A Mass Brawl by joshrare(m): 1:49pm On Feb 19, 2018
lexyman:
rule says after 4 red card to a particular team ... the match cant be continue. someone is not saying the truth .

Two were for players on the bench...
Family / Re: Baba De Baba: "I Can't Marry A Woman I Can't Beat" by joshrare(m): 10:07pm On Feb 18, 2018
donstan18:
Beating your wife isn't the problem, the problem is waking up from sleep after beating her to see yourself chilling with late Fela cuti, Sani Abacha, Tafawa belewa and taking selfie with your ancestors
cheesy

But wait o, i don't understand, you have a grown bushy hair covering your skull, how then did your sense manage to escape?

oga, please can you send me this picture?
the pix always crack me up
Romance / Re: Can You Surgically Kill Your Sexual Urge To Please Your Partner? by joshrare(m): 10:03pm On Feb 18, 2018
Blackfyre:
Hypothetically speaking, God forbid this happens to anybody.

My question goes thus, your partner be it wife or husband as the case applies, looses the ability to have sex with you one way or the other permanently, will you proceed to get a surgery so as to remove the sexual urges within you so as to not make your partner feel left out or inadequate. Also to show a form of love to him/her as we are in this together.

I am putting into perspective that circumstances can never change and that this is between a husband and wife which is believed shouldn't have another woman as wife nor should either have a side piece.

Will you and why?
Op, this topic is because you are idle and just wallowing in your thought
Romance / Re: Valentine's Day Funny Memes by joshrare(m): 9:08am On Feb 17, 2018
labanj1:
When you don't have a Val and don't also have money to watch Champions League.

That's the worst val experience...
pele
Romance / Re: Help! My Girlfriend Is Acting Like A Runs Girl. by joshrare(m): 9:13pm On Feb 16, 2018
delugajackson:
Good day, Romancelanders. I met this girl last November and things were going on well between us. But lately I've been thrown into a state of confusion as to what I got myself into. She receives calls from strange numbers and a few times, I've noticed a certain patten in her conversation, like "Hello - Yes, I'm fine - Okay, let me see if I'll have chance". and this goes for every other strange call she receives. Also recently, I found out she's been sleeping out late. Few days back, I slept out just to see when she will come back, and to my greatest surprise, up till about 2.00am, she didn't return. We quarelled for about 2days and she was crying and begging me to forgive her, that she went to see her friend, a female, though I know its all lies. To make matters worse, she has a particular friend that is a runs girl! Sometimes when they're discussing, they will talk all manner of nonsense, she will be mimicking how her friend moans during sex, and they will laugh about it. I felt embarassed and walked out of both of them.

I really don't know what to do right now. She cried and apologized for sleeping out, I could tell that she was truly sorry. I love her, but I hate what she does, and anytime I think of breaking up, we still find a way to get back together. What should I do?

Drink sniper
Romance / Re: N500k Each For Girls At Senators Party: How I Was Charmed, Used Many Times- Lady by joshrare(m): 9:01pm On Feb 16, 2018
Lloydfather:
NONSENSE. If she's not runs girl why did she agree to attend a Senator val party that will fetch her 500k.

In short some girls are stupid with their foolish claims. You already prepared urself to be f--ked for money and ur friend helped you make it easier and u are crying foul.

Give this dude a beer

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