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LordviccoDaGuru:
shut up what do you know?

thoollz:
If I hear. All these people that can't give u just 2 odds to better your life. It's guess work and guess what, Corona isn't leaving with this growth rate.

Righteousness89:
There is No Big Deal in this Pestilence being wiped out..

GOD ALMIGHTY has the Ability to take it out in a Twinkling of an Eye..

But there are things that need to be done!

We all as Inhabitants of the Earth needs to Amend our ways! We need to Repent and Ask GOD for Mercy. We need to Repent from all the Abominations, Killings, Abortions, Immoralities, Lgbt, Wickedness and Unrighteousness !

Listen to Me, All the Researchers and scientists and WHO and all that looking for Cure Without Repentance, it is a Waste of Time! Even if a Cure comes, A Greater Plague , Virus and Pestilence with Hit the World..

I Advice Nations, Leaders and Presidents to call their Citizens for Prayers of Repentance and Mercy to GOD Almighty..

Chamber2000:
Can you see how his Face mask look like a cup of bra.


My title is


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Miner13:
we have recorded more cases than ghana yet ghana have started disinfecting there public place.which types of leaders in this country blessed with?

Miner13:
we have recorded more cases than ghana yet ghana have started disinfecting there public place.which types of leaders in this country blessed with?

crackkhaus:
If not for the fact that these pastors, reverends, and priests love to see themselves as authorities, what stops your priest from joining you and your intended in the presence of only parents and siblings?

This could be done in the church still, or in an open space.

A large gathering of so-called faithfuls/believers serves no purpose beyond fanfare.

KaideeGee:
You had beta have that baby oh
It is beta 2 be guilty of incest dan 2 be guilty of incest and child murder

Nomanlike:
Good morning Nairalanders..

There's this gal I want to break up with. She has always been kind to me and we loved us. But the thing is I'm a graduate who's trying to put his life in order and I don't think I can afford anything called concrete relationship right now.

She's in 200 level and you all know how these students girlfriends can be especially when we are not assisting them financially.

At first I thought it was a fling until she got serious. I want to remain focused and not have any gal emotionally attached to me. I want to break up with her but the thing is she loves me so much (I know cos she let me read chats of niggas asking her out, picks every call if we are together and speaks with freedom and she tells niggas I'm the main guy)

She might not understand if I tell her the reason for break up is I want to stay fully focused and not think about my gal taking dick etc..
Brothers how best can I break this news to her ??!

Cheryph200:
Know through her calls and whatsapp.. I didn't ask her and I use scope leave her

joshjc:
Other states governors are making pronouncement and taking drastic measures to curtail the spread of covid 19,I've not heard anything from edo state government,all he cared about is relection

YungMike:
Uncle, calm down.
God told TbJoshua before he told you.

Waiting for 27th March..........


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sexylassie2:
Who cares about general impression, my life is my life.

Emjoe67:
There is need to be careful bearing in mind how most ponzi schemes manage to reinvent themselves and still end up duping many. However, MBA FOREX and Menzgold or GCCH mentioned here are into different financial businesses. Menzgold and GCCH were into cryptocurrency (something for which I have long had a personal reservation). MBA FOREX on the other hand is into online forex marketing, this is a well known business where experts are known to thrive very well. So just assess your risk tolerance level and decide. Afterall, there is hardly any business that is risk free.

ArmaniUhuru:
When I hear people say school na scam, I just shake my head. Las Las school na scam, but you go later go forge certificates take contest election.

cRobo:
I killed myself

cRobo:
I killed myself

seangy4konji:
foundation ko

parapet ni...

if not for sake of marriage...wife weh be say dem don knack 2 times a week for the pasy 15 tears of her life by boyfriends and parol na hin need foundatioon...

donstan18:
Foundation indeed! 99.849% of those who got married as a non-virgin once slept and had sex in a hotel, so there's nothing new.

Sleep in the church if you want, Marriage wey go cast go cast.

Karemarealty288:
She is using you....use her back by suggesting 3some with a guy....

Rarefayol:
She said she will pass the night nd go the next morning, but I have to send her Tfare wic I did.... So she finally came... that night and stood in front of me changing her clothes... Mehn I was like everytin don sup for me oo.. After changing her clothes, I got her sometin to eat... Wen we lay on bed I took move, she decline... I was surprise how would she possibly decline nd she was supposed to go back the next morning...

I persisted but she insisted that she's not running away I should chill until later in the mid night.... Lol I swear I was awake from 11pm to 3:30am I was hard already after seeing her naked early... Around 3:30am or so I took a move again she decline.... I took move again nd she stood up nd grabbed her bag nd ask me to open the door, I did... I was like weytin dey worry diz one... Boom she headed for the gate outside... nd I left my room rushed out to meet her outside, so I can help her open the gate, I know she won't be able to open it. That was how she left

justnock:
Seven countries NOT to migrate to from Nigeria; Cambodia, Somalia, Yemen, Bangladesh, CAR, Burundi, Papua New Guinea.

GOFRONT:
Where is Tony Tetuila??
Tony Tetuila is in the best position to advice..

Kallmerb:
You go use this one learn to always Look away

9jaBloke:
You should have told them to send #200 card

Back in the ol' days, I was at a Globacom concert with 3 of my road dawgs. We called ourselves 'the Goodfellas', i think we were in 300 level.

Among the people seated in the row before ours was a young lady and a guy we presumed to be her boyfriend. Suddenly, she started searching herself then exclaimed that her Glo recharge card was missing. After another round of searching, she declared the card stolen, turned around and started raining abuses on the four of us. This went on for hours and the least insulting word she used was thieves. Her yeye boyfriend even had the audacity to place a curse on whoever stole the card. We were so embarrassed and angry because we were sure that the culprit wasn't among us.

As the concert came to an end, accuser and boyfriend got up to leave and lo and behold, the missing card fell from somewhere...I think it was caught up in her dress. She started apologizing, I was too relieved to stay angry but De Niro was having none of the apologies. I had to physically restrain him from hitting the lady.

The unapologetic boyfriend, instead of borrowing sense and disappearing with his woman, stepped in to defend her. Omo I free De Niro o, everywhere bust in 5 seconds. Dem beat the guy so tey the babe leave am run.

NB: a recharge card was a big deal in those days. The lowest denomination was #750 I think.

xmanco42:
yes in my primary 2 when I had a quarrel with 2 girls they reported me our aunty ,they say I said the aunty private part is smelling. I cannot never forget the beating that day. the heart of ladies have been wicked since the day of eve. majority of people have taken advantage of me because I stammer. how I wish I can see those two girls again. only God knows

chycco:
you begged her to eat, she said no
you beckoned her to rest, she said no

you begged her again, she said no

when has eating and resting become so mandatory?

BTW wetin carry you leave you delicious food, Waka go carry your hand touch her shoulder.
Ask people who mind there business,they always stay out of troubles.

sorry bro, you had to learn the hard way.

ambassadorgozie:
6th of January 2020 is the day I won’t forget. I work as a personal assistant/secretary to my boss who happens to be a former politician.

My boss came to work with her housemaid for her to help in sweeping, cleaning and tidying up the office being the resumption day. She instructed us on how to go about it before she stepped out from the office promising to come back in the afternoon.

We started the work immediately until afternoon time when I decided to rest and eat. While eating I beckoned the grown up housemaid to come and eat or at least rest before she continues the cleaning but she declined. After like an hour, I told her to rest small, she declined yet again. This prompted me to go close to her in order to convince her to eat something or rest.

My worst mistake and nightmare was attempting to put my hand on her shoulder in my stupid bid to convince her. Immediately my hand touched her shoulder she started shouting continuously that I want to rape her, that she will deal with me; in fact that I will get sacked. At first I told her my intention, but she wouldn’t hear me, I then resorted to pleading, I even knelt down begging her that it wasn’t my intention to rape or grab her. She couldn’t stand my talks and pleading, she called the boss immediately telling her that I want to rape her. We narrated everything to the boss, (a lawyer), when she returned. After hearing from us she said she has stayed with her maid for couple of years, thus she trust her, and it may be true that I wanted to rape her or lure her for sex. She couldn’t see my explanation, pleadings and even crying. She said she has two options; either to call police for me or to sack me. That’s how she later sacked me that day.

I have been devastated and depressed since that day, not because of the sack but the allegation and accusation that was not even on my mind. The worst is that as an introvert I have no one to talk to, I am damn down.

Notes: 1. I have no intention of raping, grabbing or having sex with her
2. I will not be so stupid to rape or have sex with the housemaid in the office knowing that the boss will come at any time
3. I have not raped anyone or plan to do so in the future because I know is morally and legally wrong.

daddytime:
Dem go soon say na one woman turn to the snake after enough prayer.

Lala been want come do "breaking limits" but dem break him head.

gideon286:
I'll advice every beginner that wanna go into this to start with the hot on demand products i listed above because;

1. They are light weight products and their shipping cost is less

Let say if you wanna ship 10 products the penis enlargement cream; each is not even up to 1kg, infact 2 combined shouldn't be up to 0.3kg;

Proves:

Lets say you wanna buy 1kg of nail, imagine how heavy that usually is but 1kg = 0.5 pounds weight

Remember 1 pan weight is

So 0.3 x 10 = 3 kg

3 × 365 = N1,095 lets say everything is around N2000.

So you shouldn't be scared of shipping cost.

rentAcock:
No offense bro, when I read the part about you not having a laptop I thought I could gift you a laptop I have sitting around. But then I decided to check out your previous posts just to make sure you aren't trying to use style to get free stuff online and I noticed you spend most of your time on Nairaland romance and dating sections.
If you are really trying to broaden your skills and increase your online revenue, I swear you will be on fiverr, upwork and several other freelance threads right here on nairaland. If you are really determined, you can find people willing to teach you for free, some are even willing to raise money for a basic laptop to get you started but instead you spend more time on romance threads where the OP is asking for girlfriend.
My advice to you is to browse freelance threads on nairaland, join facebook and whatsapp groups with like minds, take cheap classes on udemy and Lynda. I kid you not, I know several guys earning over N5,000,000 a year just on freelancing sites. You may start out making just 80k a month, but it gets better, it sure beats being dead broke.

WIZGUY69:
In as much as i don't like this babe, i go wish fvck her sha