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Forum Games / Re: Eye Test: How Many Tigers Can You See In This Picture? by joshrare(m): 10:26pm On Jan 21, 2018
MrRichy:
I only saw four
grin
MrRichy:
I only saw four

oga....
you are just in a hurry
Family / Re: Is My Sexual Preference Unholy? by joshrare(m): 10:23pm On Jan 21, 2018
desreek9:
Some men are just unbelievable, see what her husband made her do, and she holds strong to her belief, smh

don't judge yet, its just a one side story
Religion / Re: 4 Reasons Why Most Men Look Outside The Church For Wife by joshrare(m): 10:08pm On Jan 21, 2018
ubunja:
i love threads like this...really.
OP nice one. men go outside coz thats where the freaky sluts are. and to fvck a church gal the freaky way porn has trained us will bring God's curse on u coz u just poluted His child.
good post bro.when u find time can u do a post on why sluts come to church to retire? an indepth post.
thanx

my guy on point....
you nailed it,...
Celebrities / Re: Chioma Rowland Cooks Crabs For Davido After His Video Shoot by joshrare(m): 8:56pm On Jan 21, 2018
Ishilove:
Is this the school they sent this stupid girl to? Her mates are learning how to be independent in life but this one has camped in man house receiving deek wey go still taya am. She thinks dating a celeb is an achievement in life. I pity her life. Another babymama loading.

....somethings happened due to lack of opportunity
Romance / Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by joshrare(m): 10:43pm On Jan 19, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Go girl don't mind them nah craze dey worry them cool

I'm sorry to say this oooo

That gal is brainless I don't know about you but......
lemme educate your for free, with an assignment at the end.....

The balls are the factory where the spermatozoa(sperm) are manufactured.... I'm sure you have received enough of it and you will notice that its always cold.. The body temperature is higher than than that of the sperm hence its taken far away from the body(saggy)....ok...


Now..assignment...
observe your boos ball on a cold day, I mean very cold days and see if its saggy....

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Crime / Re: Delta Pastor Arrested For Charming & Abducting 21-Year-Old Lady by joshrare(m): 10:19pm On Jan 19, 2018
Bhelamblog:
A self-aclaimed pastor, who is said to be top prayer warrior in church has been arrested in Asaba, after a 21yr ild girl who was declared missing, was found in his shop..
News breaker Prince who shared the photos said when they saw the girl, the pastor had charmed her with 'touch and follow' as she couldn't leave the pastor's presence and followed everywhere he went, and he kept on shouting that God revealed to him that she's his wife.
Adding to the troubles the church even refused him to be arrested. Before police came..
Read prince's post below!


News from Ebiwali--https://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2018/01/told-me-she-my-wife-pastor-arrested-for.html?m=1


Baba God.....
if your son never ready to come back fully come rapture the entire earth,..Abeg send am come Nigeria first make him rapture us here, make we know say Nigeria don comot....

This country don tire person abeg God, Reason am we nor fit continue for Nigeria again....
Politics / Re: “I Am Not In A Hurry To Do Anything” – Buhari by joshrare(m): 9:49pm On Jan 19, 2018
He just confirmed that he's clueless....
Crime / Re: 6 Dead Bodies Of Fulanis Killed In Taraba Discovered By Security (Graphic Pics) by joshrare(m): 9:45pm On Jan 19, 2018
xedyl:

Don't give up on Nigeria.
why shouldn't he? I bet you have given up yourself...
Romance / Re: 10 Things That Sexually Entice Women But We Won't Tell You by joshrare(m): 10:12pm On Jan 18, 2018
Preciousgirl:
1.Guys with muscles
2.Guy wearing boxer shorts with his kpekus bulging through
3.Hairy chest
4.Guys with bow legs
5.Red lower lips
6.short guys (yes, this will amaze you)

7.6 packs
8. Male body odour

9. Baritone voice

10. Guys with big nipples

Yes, now you know cry kiss kiss
which tips are you referring to @no 10
Romance / Re: My Best Friend Is Planning Marriage With My Ex-Boyfriend by joshrare(m): 2:54pm On Jan 18, 2018
Green222:
Update on the topic.

The stupid heart shredder has dumped the brainless idiot who called herself my friend. She came apologizing and pleading for forgiveness. I have forgiven her but things can never be the same with us.

The guy don collect him share Waka!Lmao!











Now I get it......
The guy donated for you and your friend.......ok
He collect from you too na, imagine for 7years.
But God too gallant sha, one person bang that hole for 7 years and you gat nothing to be ashame of...Na wa

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Phones / Re: How To Save Whatsapp Status To Your Gallery 2018 by joshrare(m): 10:12pm On Jan 10, 2018
ok
Religion / Re: Church Using POS To Collect Tithes And Offerings. Right Or Wrong? (Picture) by joshrare(m): 3:21pm On Jan 07, 2018
I'm praying for my church to buy one....I can' avoid those ATM queue
Crime / Re: Terrorist Don Waney Finally Gunned Down By Nigerian Army (Graphic Photos) by joshrare(m): 3:09pm On Jan 07, 2018
aguiyi2:
Evil begets evil.He reaped what he sowed.Nkita ara.My worry is that there are more criminals out there waiting to take his place.

1000% true
Health / Re: Doctor Sleeps With Married Lady During Abortion While Husband Waits Outside by joshrare(m): 11:11pm On Jan 02, 2018
hooklover:
Doctor Sleeps With Married Lady In Consulting Room, While Husband Waits Outside.

I have always heard of doctors sleeping with their patient but there are no evidence as ladies always keep it secret.

Yesterday I was with my married friend and as we were discussing I brought the topic up.

She did not hesistate in telling me it was true as she has experienced it in a hospital in town portharcourt..

She went for a D and C according to her with the husband to the hospital after 3months.

They discussed and agreed a fee of 30k.First installment of 15k was paid.

She was led to d operating room were the doctor undressed her stark naked.Before she knew was happening doctor brought out dick to insert.She tried resisting but he told her it was normal procedure to open vagina to relax the muscles.

After argument he had his way had sex with her and performed the d and c .

Cleaned her up and took her to meet husband and he told husband all was well and she should be back in a week time.

After a week she went for check up and he made love to her again in his office.

Shevcould not help it but sized the balance of 15k that the doctor was suppose to collect.

Thevdoctor did not even ask of the balance.


I begin to wonder if many ladies do enjoy sex with doctors or are forced against their will to have sex not just for Sand C but any other health matter.

Husbands are u safe with ur wife seeing a male doctor when in this case his wife makes love while husband is in waiting room...

Share ur your experience

did she give her husband the balance of 15k?
just curious tho...
owo too sure
Education / Re: Mathematical Gurus Please Help!!! by joshrare(m): 1:54pm On Jan 02, 2018
IamGoke:
This one na beans na!
softer than beans faaa
Na Noodles
Education / Mathematical Gurus Please Help!!! by joshrare(m): 12:18pm On Jan 02, 2018
factorize the following equations
I) a^2-5a+8
2) y^2-8y-20
solve the following equations
a)2/x=9/2x-1
b) 5/3x-1/6x=2
Music/Radio / Re: Top 10 Nigerian Songs 2017: Top 30 Most Popular Music In Naija by joshrare(m): 9:23pm On Dec 30, 2017
NLProblemChild:
Bet9ja has ruined my life
You still have a life bro..... you can quit or stick to 5odds maximum
Music/Radio / Re: Top 10 Nigerian Songs 2017: Top 30 Most Popular Music In Naija by joshrare(m): 9:21pm On Dec 30, 2017
taylor88:
Wizkid Manya should be at no 1









Even if am dead play me that song i MUST wake up

Good one there bro, that song is a hit......

let's try it, drink sniper and let's wait for four hours and let's see if manya can do the magic....

#hellonyourmind
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girl Takes A Selfie With A Love Machine At The Background (Photos) by joshrare(m): 1:37am On Dec 30, 2017
ufuosman:
See as she wor-wor
you don't blame her ryt?
Romance / Re: Things That Girls Must Stop In 2018 by joshrare(m): 7:29am On Dec 27, 2017
unapapadeycraze:
No be you talk say you be chartered accountant nanana? You act like a street miscreant.
you on point brother
Religion / Re: The Number Of Private Jets Bishop Oyedepo Actually Owns - Leke Beecroft by joshrare(m): 11:30am On Dec 25, 2017
hulk616:
Lies. They bought the fifth one this month No fuel
hahahahaha lwkmo badt guy
Romance / Re: Lady Who Turned Down Boyfriend’s Marriage Proposal On Her Birthday Writes by joshrare(m): 11:17am On Dec 25, 2017
Airforce1:
Mumu, She wants to trend ...


Na the fool wey publicly kneel down propose to you I blame .

the dude just want to publicly make up for his mistakes and continue in secret.......
must a guy kneel down to propose?
Religion / Re: Gloria And Mike Bamiloye, Their Children, Damilola, Joshua & Gift Bamiloye Photo by joshrare(m): 11:04am On Dec 25, 2017
ishawuru
Religion / Re: Ifeoma Vivian Emeka: Born Again Burns Her Hair Extensions, "They Are Demonic" by joshrare(m): 10:56am On Dec 25, 2017
loneatar:
Daughters of Jezebel commenting above cheesy I love my girlfriend with her natural hair
sorry bro.... you are just stingy Aka aradite....you don't want to pay for hair

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Romance / Re: 5 Reasons Why You Are Still A Single Guy by joshrare(m): 10:03pm On Dec 21, 2017
Kevosky:
1. You don't have money 2. You are broke 3. You don't have a source of income 4. You are jobless 5. You are wretched.
In summary, If you no get money, hide your face.
badooo na you I find come... I don see you....
Health / Re: 7 Lessons In Hygiene Some Women Need To Learn by joshrare(m): 8:08pm On Dec 20, 2017
some girls dirtiness sha...I remember trying to woo a babe...Omo d odour from her hair almost send me to d next planet.....

na wa ooo...does it mean her nose is blocked
Politics / Re: Buhari Blaming Since 1984 - Twitter User Shares Jan '84 Sunday Herald Headline by joshrare(m): 9:37am On Dec 20, 2017
sarrki:
Stimulate boiz
Dead on arrival
Even wike ,okowa don fence Atiku
Truly Atiku can't win pmb in Adamawa
Atiku worse waste than garbage
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Undergoes Cosmetic Surgery, Says She Has Been Ashamed Of Her Body by joshrare(m): 11:38pm On Dec 19, 2017
modernWays:
Now i can comfirm some women are not born with human's brain but fish.

Standing naked in front of doctor because of what exactly?

doctors are humans just like tonto!
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Undergoes Cosmetic Surgery, Says She Has Been Ashamed Of Her Body by joshrare(m): 11:37pm On Dec 19, 2017
dafeyankee:
Chai.

Whoever blocked/Censored the pictures of Tonto' s Bweazt, may your Christmas Fowl get lost and never be found.

Amen!!!

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Health / Re: 10 Health Benefits Of Cucumber by joshrare(m): 9:57pm On Dec 16, 2017
please,,what is cucumber sef?
Romance / Re: She Wants Me To Buy Her 66k Phone, But Doesn't Want Me To Touch Her by joshrare(m): 3:23pm On Dec 15, 2017
MostBanned:
I thank God for my Cellphone


That's all i can say
i thank God for gulder
that's all I can say

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