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Am very sure no girl will ever break my heart,bcus I don't put all my trust in any relationship. I just stay in it and always hoping for the worst(team safe mood no ni)

Trek from ayobo to egbeda in lagos around 8pm and got home by 10:30pm, bcus i paid for her manicure believing I will use my ATM but the only bank in that area Bleep me up that day..will never 4get that day.."NA once i apply my trekking ability"

DEPARTMENTAL CUT-OFF POINTS 2014 ADMISSION EXERCISE
AGRICULTURE
Agric. Economics. 44
Agric Extension. 40
Animal science. 40
Fisheries 40
Crop science. 40
Soil Science 40
Forestry and wild life. 40
ART
English and Lit. Studies. 48
Theatre Art. 45
Fine and Applied Arts. 40
French 40
Linguistics. 40
Linguistics/Urhobo. 40
Music. 40
Religious studies. 40
Philosophy. 45
History and inter. Studies. 45
COLLEGE OF HEALTH SCIENCES
Anatomy. 45
Medical Biochemistry. 48
Medicine and Surgery. 56
Nursing. 55
Pharmacology and Therapeutics. 46
Physiology. 48
EDUCATION
ALL DEPARTMENT. 43
Library and information science 45
Guidance and counselling. 45
Economics education. 46
Business education. 45
Computer education. 45
English education. 47
Political science education. 45
Social science education (social studies) 45
LAW
Law. 55
MANAGEMENT SCIENCE
Accountancy. - Nil
Business administration 45
Marketing. 45
Banking and finance. 46
PHARMACY
Pharmacy 50
SCIENCE
Biochemistry. 48
Botany. 40
Mathematics. 41
Physics. 43
Animal and environmental biology. 40
Geology. 50
Microbiology. 48
Chemistry. 40
Science laboratory technology. 45
Industrial chemistry. 45
industrial mathematics 40
SOCIAL SCIENCES
Business administration. 45
Economics 48
Geography and regional planning. 42
Mass communication 49
Political science. 48
Sociology. 45
Psychology. 44

osaxx: they are both pastor chris children....born christ embassy....

Abi this one don high..when did the church christ embassy start?..both of them are 2 times older than the church..dude

Prof Corruption:


What a clueless mediocrity!

You are the one who's clueless here,must they spell everything out for you to understand?. He just say it all. Don't resume before dec 4th and get sacked

excell12go: Thanks for this Mr President. I hav always known that the 'resume or be sacked' threat cannot work. Just pay them their outstanding salaries and get the Attorney General to sign the papers. I'm tired of sitting at home.

What's this one saying?..pay them for the work they didn't do. Where is that done in this word?..
Who will pay for the 6 months hostel rent have already been wasted. If they refuse to resume,sack them asap.

[quote author=Donalð Genes]This Asss-annal fans and their everyday false hopes-Do they possibly think they can win the Epl, you guys must be self-delusional for crying out loud, the Una dey craze for head? Winning EPL shouldn't even be on your mind, think about being the third or maybe una usual fourth position[/quote]Somebody should wake this guy up,he's still sleeping since 2012/2013 season,man u hv won the league for that season .this is 2013/2014 and arsenal is on top of the table,they are winning the league this season..wake up bro b4 u go kpuff for sleep o

That awkward moment when you lied to a friend just because you just want to be alone that you'r not at home and she/he ask where you are and you mention a very far place from your home and she say she's very close to that place..

That awkward moment when you are demn broke and expecting alert from your bank and your mobile network keep sending you promo and advert test

That awkward moment when you eat grass beans(igbo beans) and you slept off forgetting you have a text

Nawa o..must it always be engineering student(engine boys)?..

For those that choose delsu as their school of choice and have meet the admission requirement of their various courses but did not see their name's in the 1st and 2nd badge admission list. Go and check your name on the 3rd badge admission list on www.delsu.edu.ng . Good luck

Please can any one tell me a good place to learn auto cad. Am a pet and gas engr student,but want to learn auto cad which is essential in my field.. The place should not be around egbeda to ikeja. Thanks

ASUU STRIKE LATEST: At last Senate Pass Resolution To
End ASUU Strike
Mandates Mark to lead negotiation team Senate yesterday
passed a resolution asking Senate President David Mark to
engage President Goodluck Jonathan and officials of
Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) to end the four
months strike that has shut Nigerian universities since July.
Senate also appealed to the striking university lecturers to
suspend the industrial action to allow room for negotiations,
in order to resolve the stalemate.
Senate resolution to empower Mark to lead the negotiation
team with government and ASUU was based on a motion
sponsored by a record 108 members, who fervently appealed
to ASUU to call off the strike.
After an exhaustive debate of the motion, during which
senators agreed that the agreement ASUU signed with
government in 2009 was not implementable because of the
cost implication, directed its committee on education to liaise
with the Ministry of Education, National Universities
Commission (NUC), ASUU and other stakeholders on how to
proffer solutions and stem further strikes.
Mark blamed government officials, who represented
government to sign the agreement with ASUU. His words: “It
showed the level of people the executive sends to go and
negotiate with ASUU.
“The Federal Government should call those it sent to sign the
agreement because it was obvious those sent did not know
their right from their left and ASUU took advantage of that to
sign the agreement. It is obvious that it would be difficult to
implement the agreement.”
Mark also took a swipe at the acting Minister of Education,
Nysom Wike, for saying that the strike would soon come to an
end in a few months, adding: “The statement of the minister
was totally uncalled for and insensitive to the situation on
ground.”
He, however, pleaded with ASUU to shift grounds on its
demands and noted: “There is no winner and no loser as long
as the strike continues and nobody will win; all of us will
lose.”
Earlier, Senate Education Committee Chairman, Uche
Chukwumerije, in the motion informed his colleagues that the
major demands of ASUU, as contained in the agreement,
included payment of post-graduate allowance; teaching
practice and industrial training allowances and honorarium.
Other allowances being demanded by the striking lecturers
were post-graduate grants; external excess workload
allowances; housing allowance; sabbatical allowance; sick
leave allowance; injury allowance; provision of office
accommodation; car allowance and funding of universities.
Senator Olusola Adeyeye, who is also a former lecturer, kicked
against the demands of ASUU and explained that majority of
the allowances being demanded were frivolous and not
applicable anywhere in the world.
He said the economy of the country could not support the
number of universities currently in operation and advocated
for the introduction of education tax for all workers to fund
education, adding: “But we must not allow the money to be
consumed by bureaucracy.”

If u sit for delta state university post ume and you meet the cut off mark for your course of study. And your name is not in the first badge admission list,the second bagde is out.
Go to www.delsu.edu.ng and check your with your utme registration no
GOOD LUCK

Businesslocator: Op ur oWn good!!my happened this year march 2013.
My room mate emeka and I where chillin in mama kelvin joint. Which was a store very close to my hostel her gen was on bcus had no light 4 weeks peeps in abraka no as e dey b!!
I was chargin my bold 2 and playing wining eleven wit my roomate emeka a guy from anoda hostel was watchin movie on his on system too.
Time was about 9.30pm normally we dey stay dere reach 11pm when the woman close.
As I was gaming with my roomie I suddenly felt an urge to sleep!!so I stood up and headed to my room giving instructions to my roomie to bring in my lapi and fone when e is coming in.
As I layed down to sleep na so I hear boom
As a sharp warri boy I knew 4 sure it was gun shot!
At first I thought they had come to rob our hostel!!so I got up ready to jumb over the fence and disappear!!
The next tin I hear was "make una come o dem don shoot me"
I listened again and recognised the voice it was my roomie!!
I was shocked seeing blood flow from his body!!
He was pleading for help!!
All my padi 4 hostel where busy locking their doors!!
At once I gathered liver and ran towards him and pulled his shirt and tied the wound!na so I shout 4 help o b4 people begin come out slowly!!
By then my lapi and bold2 along with my roomie fone and neighbour lapi don enter armed robber moto!!
We later went to the police station got a report then headed to the hospital!!
I swear that day na GOd save me o na me 4 collect that bullet o!!!
DELSU na 4 strong men o but I love them anyway!!!#team delsu

Them collect me for G.U hostel river road for abraka too 3 years ago. them even shoot my leg miss. When I leave abk enter Oleh, I think say things done soft but na the worst place i go enter. For oleh no student arm robber wey dey pity boys o. Na strong rubbers wey dey fit run bank they there. There guns na die, dem dey run anywhere even inside sch self no safe. If you do anyhow,you go collect wella. But things are better now with army and mopol everywhere

Great delsuit..
what have you missed about school(abraka,oleh and awai).
As for me,I miss my guys in oleh, the great engine boys,my hostel(sunshine state).
all those law babe's wey dey form but them nor fine,I still. Miss dem sha.
My engine babe's wey dey hot.
Before I 4get yanga market fish(o boy I miss as I dey prise fish with those funny market women).
My abk guys wey sabi dey beg for card from oleh student,I miss dem sha
Hey ozoro babe's(base on 2go package),I miss dem sha

Mine are
Bread and yam
Beans and moimoi
But all those wan dey learn from the one wey happen for abraka hall wan night
My guy mistakenly use yellow liquid detergent cook the last 4 indomie wey boys wan eat b4 we go house(since we just finnish exam). O boy when the soap start to boil,na then we con notice am,we carry the indomie put for sieve,carry am go for tap wash am,then we smack am like that.

Rdduite: How old r u? I think u should rather focus on ur studies than peddling with fire that'l consume ur future & dreams!

Somebody is asking u something bothering her,u'r here forming I too knw. Did she say she don't read her book?..
Na so u dey read,na him u still dey as u dey
I beg go mob river

sinmisolaoluwa: lol....correct slap indeed...he should try dt with the choleric and no nonsense ladies...he will hate himself

I begee. Every girl get her mumu button,the no nonsense girl is even the easiest to get laid

[quote author=queen_of_sheba]Is this even supposed to work? That won't ever work on me [/quote]That what they use to say,as if they are hard to get but with just a mire touch,u'r under their skirt

[quote author=Prince_Nwokeji]In Deeper christian life ministry, popularily known as Deeper Life Bible Church, we care and love our living as well as those that died in the Lord. Because our hope is not only in dis world. We contribute,come out in mass and condole as when needed. Death is not the end of life, cos we still have life in Heaven.[/quote]Deeper life bible church are really trying in this case,I remember when my dad who's a member of the church died,they did everything necessary,they print the obituary stuff and the service of song programme was also printed by th church,appoint some member to travel with us to the village,write a letter to their branch in my village to conduct his burial,without asking a dim from us. They really relief us of some traditional stress. Thank God he's a member of depper life because those old village men would have finnish us with expenses.

rickie4us: it has actually happened to me. But in my own case, I borrowed 500 from someone, paid in 500 and used the atm to withdraw 1000

Your's is even better. This happen to me in sch around march this year .I have only #215 in my account,I have to borrow 800 from my stingy girlfriend to pay in to my acct, i told her I will pay her immediately when am back. I pay in the 800 to make my money #1015,wait outside the bank for the money to reflect,and I use my atm to withdraw #1000. When i later told her,she could not stop laughing at me.

berem: There's nothing outrageous about the money.The education sector needs proper funding.If our leaders can send their kids to foreign schools that are well funded,why should they not equally fund our own universities to meet up to international standard? The money required is small compared to the excessive looting going on in the presidency.

Did they build the foreign school under 4 year's?..they loot money in every country its not only in nigeria. We should condemn ASUU demand,its just to outrageous. Haba ASUU should be realistic I beg. Shooo

Dygeasy: OP, All These Bullets Wey Dey Your Post Follow Join?

I dey tell u broda. I think say na only me d bullet touch o

The president made some point clear about
1- ASUU being political about the strike
2- the reason why state own university also joined the strike
I agreed with the president on those issues because
1- ASUU being political about the strike- I believe the president is right,they can't just wake up one day and say all the problem in the educational system must be solve at once. It will take some time and the FG has taken a good step toward solving it,they have given some amount out and this is the first government to have done that since the agreement was signed and they did not say that is the only money they will give but with time they will still award more money. If its not politically sponsored why should ASUU still don't won't end the strike and why is NUT wanting to join the strike too. ASUU should appreciate what the FG had done so far and call off the strike and allow us go back to school.
2- the reason why state owned university joining also the strike- its a reasonable question ask by the president. State owned university don't have any reasonable reason to join the federal university on the strike because even if the all the money demanded was realised it won't get to them,they are not part of the plan. What are the state gov doing about there own university,must everything be taken to abuja for solution?.
To me I don't see any reason why state university should go on strike(especially my sch delsu bcus they are behind and should be working on meeting up with other school rather than joining a useless strike).
That's my own opinion and everyone is entitle to his or her own opinion

Every sector in the educational system are going on strike or threatening to go on strike,and our dear president is not just reacting to it at all. Since he sack the formal education minister, we have not heard anything from him. Someone should remind this man that education is the best tool to his 2nd term ambition.
The security is pumping money into don't need money,they politicians know themselves and those behind the insecurity.
Without education,president jonathan should kick 2o15 ambition good bye

harthonder: Why some fools ill always like to tarnish image of senator yerimah?
One of d best way to protect ur gurl 4rm rejected pregnancy,his to give-out early to a responsible man,once she mature enough,in other to save guard her from adult hood nature.

You are fool

Sunderland have parted company with their head coach paolo di canio after a run of bad result putting them in the 20th position on the premier league table.(Official)

I was listen to a radio station this afternoon,and this topic came up. I reason it within myself and found out that truly women hate themselves. Some of the reasons why i agree is that
1- a woman will always want the downfall of her friend or fellow woman,so that she can laugh at her
2- a woman will expose all the secret between she and her fellow woman if they have little misunderstanding
3- a woman will see her fellow woman taking a wrong step,or doing the wrong thing but she will never call her to warn or advice her
4- a woman can never defend her fellow woman when a man is saying bad things about her,instead she will add to it.
5- a woman will always take side when her friends are fighting,instead of trying to make peace.
Thank God of a man o!!...MEN ARE ALWAYS THERE FOR EACH OTHER..WE GAT EACH OTHER'S BACK