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HealthRe: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by josite: 6:04pm On Aug 11, 2016
SycophanticGoat:
His dick or his balls?? huh huh huh
u dey ask again.his balls will fall off &his dick will shrink.
HealthRe: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by josite: 5:52pm On Aug 11, 2016
LOL.jus go and collect your tally at vgc cemetery.the only alternatiive is for u to keep saying "by his stripe i am healed.she didnt infect u,na the thing wey u no know how to chop infects u.

my broda ,u fall my hand O as u come dey shake now,is your name no more OBOWUNMI.THE GREAT OBOWUNMI.abi obo o wun e mo ni?senior tile.

rather than shake,jus take the next senior title in the OBO DYNASTY,move from OBOWUNMI to OBEBO.u don enter am.
PropertiesRe: Building A Block Of Four 3-bedroom Flats -my Journey. by josite: 7:47am On Aug 08, 2016
why 30k stamp duty on land receipt.stamp duty of such a huge amount should be paid on deed of assignment. a receipt is not an evidence of title .it is an evidence that you paid 30k for the land .
PropertiesRe: OUR Cctv Installation With Pictures.. by josite: 6:18pm On Aug 07, 2016
cant these cameras be hidden away from public view so the person didnot know he is being watched?
Car TalkRe: Lagos Woman Drives Off With LASTMA Official Hanging On Her Car Bonnet (video) by josite: 5:57pm On Aug 05, 2016
one must really be careful with these untrained lastmas.what if he dies,the poor woman will face what she didnt bargain for.next time please just drive the lastma into the earest police station.that is what i did.
HealthRe: Jos University Teaching Hospital Blocked By Protesting Health Workers - Photos by josite: 9:37pm On Aug 01, 2016
this is not murtala muhammed way or has jos changed this much within the 5years i left.
EducationRe: OAU: The Most Beautiful Estate Among Nigerian Universities by josite: 8:12pm On Jul 31, 2016
betterABIAstate:
Op won't show us this one
. This is my block o. Room 11,awo hall. Will never forget the day I came out of the room to discover my stove and pot of soup left on fire in front of my room has been stolen. I'm surprised the building has further deteriorated. Ican still remember my roommates, esho and tokode, now medical doctors, toyin ola dipo the kegite, Taiwo oladimeji, Sanya outplacement, yerima Abdulai.God bles u guys. One of us, great awoites , niyi adeyemi was buried two Fridays ago. We were both elected members , judicial Council in awo hall common room, Nov 1987.i just remember we were being sitting allowances. Ife was really a great experience. Can't see students Union building/forks and fingers.
PoliticsRe: Dogara Bribed Appropriation Committee Members With $20,000 Each – jibrin by josite: 8:21am On Jul 31, 2016
cktheluckyman:
I think this fool should quit making a fool of himself. Does he have any proof for any of this?
u are the real enduring fool. Trust me
FamilyRe: The Son My Late Dad Had Out Of Wedlock Locked My Mum Out Of Our House, Pls Advis by josite: 8:02am On Jul 29, 2016
Out of wedlock and u are inside wedlock. He is right in locking all of u out so all of u can be outside the locked house. Yeye dey smell. He is the Dawodu.U beta beg him. Na phase one u see o. Phase two is coming
PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode: Nigeria's 3rd Mahdi & Last Of Amalekite Kings by josite: 10:41am On Jul 26, 2016
bigot or not.im yet to see buhari arresting anybody who has not stolen one naira from the nation's treasury.ive conceded all buhari will do for us is fight corruption and that is enough for me.the cell mates doing nite vigils in prison,were they doing night vigils in their homes ehen free and if they have done vigils correctly ,jesus would have shown them how stealing money meant for all is wrong.
PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode: Nigeria's 3rd Mahdi & Last Of Amalekite Kings by josite: 10:37am On Jul 26, 2016
why cant this femi returns the moneys that belongs to the federal government and dust his certificates and earn legitimate work or are political campaigns by our constitutions expected to be funded from the national treasury?.if others are returning the ones they took ,you are just riskingyour life thinking any court wil help you retain the loot. please be wise
PoliticsRe: Alexander Akenzua's 7th Birthday: Omosede Igbinedion's Ferrari Party For Son by josite: 9:41am On Jul 26, 2016
this is too shameful and it reflects on the time and the people who are docile enough to have this kind of person with no worthwihile values represent them and im very sure the poor boy is embarrassed because he knows he has a father who has been locked out of his life and who he really longs for .i say hapi birthday to the boy nonetheless.please ask your mum ,where your father is?
SportsRe: Samson Siasia Robbed In Atlanta Hotel Car Park by josite: 7:07pm On Jul 25, 2016
knxpin:
Thief's are everywhere, they burgled my house 4times in Chicago till I installed ADT security system.
I live about 3 blocks from Obamas house so it's not as if I live in a ghetto. Criminals are everywhere like Ajegunle.
kindly tell me more about this ADT SECURITY SYSTEM
Christianity EtcRe: CAC Abule-Ijesha Members Fight As Pastor Is Thrown Out Of Church In Lagos by josite: 5:38pm On Jul 25, 2016
Before these scenarios became rampant and widely publicized,we foresaw and we foretold it that our churches are developing members who goes to church every Sunday but are not in any way spiritual.How can one in dire need of a tonic for the soul be ministered to in this atmosphere?. We were told to give sacrificially to expand the gospel,put the gospel in telecast and these moneys meant for gospel were used to establish fee paying universities.Now one is asking us to bring more money for the telecast.are the fees from the universities not enough to fund gospel telecast. expect more of these in days to come.it started decades ago in a Methodist church in somolu,the then vicar made an error whole addressing the congregation,he said "owo to ko je...."rather than "owo ta ko ko" & the entire church went into fisticuffs.
CrimeRe: SS2 Student Stabbed To Death In Lagos During A Football Match by josite: 7:50pm On Jul 19, 2016
Bolustic:
The ripple effects of cultism in secondary schools nowadays. You see those bad boys at every school's inter-house sports events with small bags across their necks, check those bags, it's either machetes and knife or other injury inflicting device.
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The sadder phenomenon is that politicians(government) and parents aren't helping matters.
funny enof ,its been the same story from the 680's in lagos,who remembers UTC cutlass and the mosakus raiding interhouse sports and senior lit in lagos in those days.
CrimeRe: Man Killed For Stealing Laptop In Lekki, Lagos. Photos by josite: 7:44pm On Jul 19, 2016
the moment u choose thieving,u chose death.
NYSCRe: Corper In Court For Having Sex With Married Woman by josite: 7:17pm On Jul 19, 2016
idupaul:
That thing called marriage has never made sense

Its for really stupid people
stupid only comes in when u dont realise marriage has evolved into negotiated settlement.
PoliticsRe: Okupe To EFCC: I’ve Heart Problem, Please Don’t Detain Me by josite: 1:27pm On Jul 17, 2016
why cant he just ask me to sell the new house he built in iperu and give the money to effc ad retain his peace.didnt he know it is the blessings of GOD alone that maketh rich and add no sorrow.
RomanceRe: Could My Fiancee's Uncle Be Sleeping With Her? by josite: 3:22pm On Jul 16, 2016
this uncle pays her school fees and you are yet to tell us what u do for her that entitles u to get to where her uncle definitely is getting to.do u need to be told that this uncle is not paying her school fees for free.
HealthRe: Some Dangerous Mistakes We Make While In The Toilet by josite: 12:18pm On Jul 15, 2016
U DIDNT MENTION HAVING SEX PUTTING PRESSURE ON THE TOILET SEAT WHICH CAN BREAK ANYTIME.
FamilyRe: 8 Signs A Marriage Won’t Last, According To Divorce Lawyers by josite: 4:28pm On Jul 03, 2016
if they have contempt for each other then divorce is imminent cus contempt will make the spouse team up with the enemy or even sleep with the enemy of the other spouse.

Why marriage endures till the very end is a knowing that one cannot be complete without the other ,which even pastor chris and his ex were unable to attain.accepting marriage is commitment and not a feeling makes all the difference.now spouse leaves the moment they no longer feel they are still in love .
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Idris Arrives Delta In The Jet Of NPF - Photos by josite: 4:01pm On Jul 03, 2016
slimthugchimee:
Check my d.p i already made it at a very young age, so am not at your level
yes o,i know u wella,uve made it on nairaland.dont mind them them.
PoliticsRe: Army Sacks Musa Mustapha Bature Who Had Sex With Colleague’s Wife by josite: 1:28pm On Jul 02, 2016
tearoses:
My dear just dey look o!
She probably blackmailed him
or he didnt follow through with his promises
or she discovered that he was seeing other girls so got angry and decided to expose him
or maybe one of the mans girlfriends found out and decided to expose her so she quickly spilt the beans
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

Which guilt?
She went in the morning and back again in the evening then suddenly felt guilt.
You think this is her first time
Those men know who exactly to approach with their nonsense
is she the only married woman in the barracks?

Na God catch the randy lieutenant
His mates are fighting in Sambisa forest, he is fighting to unhook woman's bra's in his office
Stupidd man
have mercy now bra unhooking has more gains than sambisa.lol
PoliticsRe: Army Sacks Musa Mustapha Bature Who Had Sex With Colleague’s Wife by josite: 1:24pm On Jul 02, 2016
Zedoo:
Err notion one; correct! Not married yet!
Notion two; I laugh...in Swahili...@not so busy.
Its not even about being busy its about facts and decisions... Once she goes against it....whether or not there is an affair, in my mind ill take it there is an affair...so either way...male doctor ▶ problem (esp when u visit alone) infact lets even be honest any male visited alone will always raise my eyebrows and in my mind oh I go take am say e dun happen... Doesn't mean ill develop hrtache over it...its jst me. Dont trust NO ONE!
lol.story.in actual life do u know any body's wife that is not being extra bleeped.jus pray to have a smart wife who knows the 13th commandment." Thou shall not be caught ".this young officer real sin is he was cuught those that sat in judgement over him were not caught. Thas the difference. Jus secretly do your DNA test on your kids and free your wife.
PoliticsRe: Army Sacks Musa Mustapha Bature Who Had Sex With Colleague’s Wife by josite: 11:12am On Jul 02, 2016
claremont:
A medical personnel has a duty of care for his/her patient, and in this case, this Doctor abused the duty of care. He has paid the price by being dismissed from the Army, it's now up to the Medical and Dental Council to strike him off the register.
funny enough,duty of care could be defined to include giving the patient what he or she really longs for.
PoliticsRe: Army Sacks Musa Mustapha Bature Who Had Sex With Colleague’s Wife by josite: 11:08am On Jul 02, 2016
bemnickenzie:
I wonder why a man will have the heart to sleep with another man's wife... Woe unto him... I wonder why a married woman will sleep with another man... Shame on you
my broda,it is by grace u stay away from them ,some packaging and bad timing/weather can make any man commit.u no dey here say konji na bastard.
PoliticsRe: Army Sacks Musa Mustapha Bature Who Had Sex With Colleague’s Wife by josite: 10:51am On Jul 02, 2016
Bitterleafsoup:
Doctors why? I remember something like this happened to me, claim to be checking for lump ib breast by rolling my tips in his finger. embarassed
u jus made me want to do that,will u change over to my specialist clinic.
PoliticsRe: Army Sacks Musa Mustapha Bature Who Had Sex With Colleague’s Wife by josite: 10:48am On Jul 02, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Army Sacks Musa Mustapha Bature Who Had Sex With Colleague’s Wife by josite: 10:46am On Jul 02, 2016
Zedoo:
More reason why my wife will NOT visit a doctor alone... And please her gynaecologist cannot be male... Pls....But women sef......na anything wey stimulate Una Una go spread for?
Sad thing is it all falls back on the guy at the end of the day...
lol.im sure u are not maried and not so busy,the decision to have sex with another man is that of the wife and once she decides to do that,u just have to pray u never get to catch her.
PoliticsRe: Army Sacks Musa Mustapha Bature Who Had Sex With Colleague’s Wife by josite: 10:45am On Jul 02, 2016
fucking another man's wife without consequence is not for the ordinary man.why couldnt he have sought counsel of many of the generals around and especially that of obj.

u dont Bleep a wife with tender conscience.u Bleep the one who show evidence she is already a pentagon.lol

life goes on,young soldier,there is a hospital in namibia needing your service,i can give u a note to dr lorren in that hospital,hope u will ask her for permission before fucking any one's wife while in Namibia.

u are so lucky den no jail u or the hubby no shot u dead.

best option is to read ur bible often and leave them alone like i always do.

brighthen up.
PropertiesRe: Help! I Saw This On The Document Of The Property I Want To Buy. by josite: 5:59pm On Jul 01, 2016
Go to the family head or the king of that area and let them sign along the selller assigning the property to you for the number of years they have left..don't take a sublease,take an assignment thereafter go to lands and apply for extension of your grant to 99 years and thereaftet get a c of o in your name.I will take 500k for all these.since land use act comes into effect,all freeholds are converted to 99 years lease. In practice you apply for an extension when your 99 years is up or even when it remains forty years.
PropertiesRe: Help! I Saw This On The Document Of The Property I Want To Buy. by josite: 5:49pm On Jul 01, 2016
Go to the family head or the king of that area and let them sign along the selller assigning the property to you for the number of years.don't take a sublease,take an assignment thereafter go to lands and apply for extension of your grant to 99 years and ithereaftet get a c of o in your name.I will take 500k for all these.

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