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Even people wey no get pass #10k for account like me go follow react

LillyVal:
If you have a daughter or a sister who's grown, always check on them. Give them money now and then to buy pads, under wears, and maybe toiletries. Females sometimes would never ask for these things from us, but they genuinely need them. They might ask from the wrong persons.

If you have friends/relations who are students, call them sometimes, check on them. If you have #500 or #1000 give them. Life as a student sometimes gets really tough. Your kind gestures to them, goes a long way in helping them keep to a positive line.

Men, if you have friends who are currently jobless, call them sometimes in solidarity. When going for a hair cut or shave sometimes,make them come along to get a hair cut or shaved too, while you pay.

When recharging your phone, do recharge theirs too. It may be nothing to you but sure means a lot to a jobless or poor fellow. Their ego wouldn't allow them to ask for it.

When your friends are into business, patronize and support them even when it means adding a little tip for them, please do it. It wouldn't cost you much.

Instead of buying beer for your friends, why dont you buy them food?

Sometimes, our friends, colleagues and maybe family,go through a lot but wouldn't dare tell us. Please give a helping hand today.

*My September tips for humanity*

True

Only 4?

He has a long way to go.

tundchip2:
i really don't know what to say than, Study Harder and pray. Just focus your mind on what you want to achieve and as long as you keep working to achieve your goals, it'll happen. And BTW my sister also had this problem, she wanted to study medicine and surgery at UI but she didn't meet the cut off mark at first and the second time. The third time, she put human nutrition and dietetics as her first choice but she later met the cut off. She graduated 4 years ago and now she's doing well and above expectations, what am trying to say in short again is that Sometimes God does wonders in Forms you can't expect.

By the way,
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If you're interested send me a message on 07081928623

What kind of membership?

You're already fine... You didn't have to extremely edit those pictures.

Your lower lip, that the original color abi you rub uhé?

And Don Jazzy get massive crush on Riri.

Lamanii22:
What's your major? Like you speak or type amazingly well... Like I'm tripping.. For real ..

Trip bawo!
Babe calm dan read that thing well you go see so much grammatical errors.
Baba dan carry dictionary gum body.. you dan dey yarn 'I'm tripping'
Trip ko, Triplets ni

Lol.

marvelous000:
I want to be sincere with you as a man; you're in a precarious relationship, and you shouldn't be much emotionally invested in that relationship.
be circumspect with your dealing with him, while trying to make him concede emotionally and commitment wise. if he equivocates, then start making plans to jump ship, while approaching the relationship with stolidity until you see the end.

if it turn out palatable-fine, but if it turn out awry; then you'd be better equipped to handle heartbreak in any form it might rear it head.

because by his demeanor, there isn't a palpable ground to reach a conclusion whether he loves you or not. but there's something surreptitious and oblique about him, which is why you've got to be careful.

Dude, are you a lawyer or something?
The already confused young woman will just get even more confused with all those strange words you wrote up there.
Woh! You ended up not communicating at all.

Lol

Rekhina:

Even the blind ,deaf and dumb knows Men are embodiments of problem 100times devilish than Jezebbel herself ,Look around the world 2 see the truth about them !

We need someone who will expose their ways i would have written a better topic but am the busy type ! Let down your pride and liberate depressed ladies

That they might shout "that Priceless Yes O "

When I hear 'Men' generalized like that...

I panic.
I have only brothers biko. Try to narrow it down to the exact ones that touched your tiger's tail.

Your 'baby' eat suya, eat suya, eat suya soteeeyyy she chop reach 5k.
Lol.
And the '... he's from the North. I don't want to get stabbed' part. Omo this gave me a good laugh. Lol.

I know I have avoided confrontations with cobblers and Northern obioma guys before cos we grew up hearing how they 'carry dagger in their pockets'

The fear of the North is really the beginning of wisdom.

I no geh any advice o.. na laugh I come laugh

I like crime series sha.

On a serious note, everything you listed is doable.
Especially the comparing the call log thing, especially if the number the person uses is properly registered.
Sheyb a thread earlier said something about how 9m improperly registered numbers will be banned.

You go to bank to do BVN dey ask you to thumbprint
You try to register your line, you'd have to thumbprint and take a picture.

When it's time to use these data, they'll go radio silent.
Smh

This driver go turn 007
He's obviously highly motivated.

Just dey switch gear dey go my brother.
Sha no forget say na human beings u carry for motor.

Jeez.
Wtf is this?
Wtf

When's the purse coming to Nigeria?

alexola20:
Married men don't use fingerprint or face ID.
We use either very looooong password which we change from time to time or crazy pattern that we sometimes forget or 6-8 digit PIN.

You had to stretch the 'long'

Most times the girls you see as spoilt...
Are not really half as bad.

My one time really flashy roomy is proof.

What's wrong with first sons?

Lol
This is hilarious.

See how this boy is always laughing in all his pictures.

E know say en life dan sure.

tillaman:
that is correct

Are you a farmer?

Callertunez:
crazy spells... Seems Game of Thrones made your adulthood fun... Stark

Yes o my brother.
I'd say 'Tospringe,.Tospringe' yet doors won't open. Lol.

I like GOT... But I never rewatched episodes like I did with Merlin.

Way different from the norm.
I like

Dammit!
I hear say Pig farming dey bring money sha

Anything can cause Tribal war on Nairaland.
Smh

There's no proof all of those women were prostitutes.

At least Mrs. Precious wasn't a prostitute. She was a mother and an entrepreneur.

But then... Everything wey bite for night na mosquito

The kinda crime that happens in PH now sef, the devil would be shocked.

PH's security problem is at the worst level now. I don't think it can go any lower than this.

Dear heavens!
I pray this be true.

Merlin and Prison Break are two series that made my childhood fun.

I'd watch some episodes over and over. I even knew the how to say some spells back then; just that they never worked for me

You'll miss these days when you get to our age.

OP you dey craze o
That's an Ex beauty queen.
Married with kids.

This man must be a die hard fan but f Epic movies like Vikings, GOT and Last Kingdom.
See the kinda names he gave his kids...
Thoroughly unique
I Stan.

Seriously man, the NPF needs you.

Here is a scenario where seeing too many crime series can be beneficial.

Except our crime fighting system is no where half as efficient.

A good fingerprint database would have helped catch whomever is doing this, cos he must have left them around somewhere.

Besides, this feels more like ritual killing. Nigerians are barely wired to kill just for the fun of it.