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Damn!
She's not backing down.

Davicjoe:
See how decent she looks then. Who go believe say na dat Uche Jombo of that day don turn asha****

Shut up!!!
Afo ojoor

Please how much is treadmill

GrabHisBalls:
There's a girl in every woman, just as there's a boy in every man, but as one ages, you tend to naturally drop girly/boyish behaviors and take up those of women/men. This isn't up for debate. Time is the determining factor.

Life doesn't have to be so serious Everytime.

Lol...
You guys are hilarious.

Erm...
What happened to his earnings?
Abi he wasn't paid lasan?

This lady get mind Sha.
She no even say make she blur am or even use nipple strip.
She showed everything

See mind.

ShitHead:
Some of them even use hammers to remove teeth.

Lol. Them don use hammer remove ur teeth bfr

Lol...
I dunno y I find this funny.

Maldini212:
When oyibo first came to Africa ,,,no documentation,,, now we wan enter their side they are telling us to get visa

I wonder oh

pDudd:
I know a few illegal immigrants in my neighborhood who are Nigerians. One particular lady introduced my wife to the party life. Now my wife has gone astray and parties every weekend. I have decided to call ICE on her and her family this weekend.

Lol. This cracked me up.

I swear this looks very very very painful.

Moneywirer:
it's his time and his subscription is still very fresh. In less than 6yrs from now, his subscription would be almost or completely exhausted.

Lol... You are such a kill joy

Offpoint:
20? my 25 years old younger brother looks younger than what I'm seeing in that picture.


Maybe to much shots from angry players has affected his facial looks.


Anyways, his forbidden fruit looks healthy.

Which one is forbidden fruit again?

tillaman:
Looks good from the top!
Looks Like a low budget Camelot

Lol. Chai

So, 100 years from now, we will also seem 'old school' to our great grand kids

This matter is like having a bee on your scrotum.
You can't kill it.
You can't leave it.
You can't move either.

Who the heck knows how the bee got there.

9jayes:
In our Constitution we have freedom of expression which means you are free to run mad in as much as your madness won't affect others.

Elzakyzakky madness is affecting others so he should remain in prison.

Lol... Free to run mad.
This your analogy sef

Teaveapoet:
She already has four children and she doesnt Even what this. She is still going to be the mother.

Na so. It's easy to say you don't want a child, while it's still in the womb. Wait till she gives birth, and takes just one look at the baby... she'll realize she can't give it up.

akaahs:
Kai white man life is just like a programmer. Every thing just fall into place like movie. Just 24yrs nd they are married already. Hmmmmm

I dey tell u.
What are the odds that a 24 yr old guy here would be ready for marriage?

Oh Chim o.
Ogbodo kpoga oku aghara aghara.

See wetyn one onye amu ma for carry chop for Naija.
By the time the family for dan buy olive oil for special prayer and burning of the 'evil' animal... Baba for dan cash out.

No one noticed anything throughout the treatment?
Jeez. This kinda negligence is massive.

2dice01:
lols thats the gospel truth my friend

wonder why Satan has through woman first in the Bible

its seems you got the experience more than me

Local girl doesn't know squat!

eni4real:
See as she is blushing

Is your blush missing?

Keeping the child... Not an option man.

Erase this chapter of your life.

Don't do this to your wife.

Teaveapoet:
I read everything. If you really need that child you need to act fast. Either you visit her parent and explain to them yourself. Please take your wife along. She will only give birth to the baby then you and your wife take care of it.
If you need my help looking for people to talk to her don't worry, i can help you.

Gon be hard for a woman to just give up her child.

2dice01:
women run this fúcking world


most men are the side chicks these days

Lol. You don't say

Are u speaking from experience

NwaAmaikpe:



Why do we let fear get us so confused that we don't realize when our prayers have been answered?

I know how much IVF costs, I understand the psychological and mental trauma of being in the TTC phase let alone waiting that long in it. I also know the joy of having an offspring of your own.

While I admire your sexual prowess, I also praise your devotion to your wife, but in Nigeria, there is a saying that a man who can go 20 rounds in bed without a child to show for it is impotent.
A wife who can't give her husband a child has no moral justification to be mad when he gets it outside because she was not married to come and watch Telemundo.

So as an elder and an apostle of procreation, I will first congratulate you on your exit from the impotent club.
I'd also concentrate on you and your wife in my advice and not your mistress.

This life is a personal race, preserve your lineage first.
That woman must not do anything to that baby, record those calls and send to a lawyer who will compel her to sign an undertaking not to jeopardize your investment.

You need not be worried about her husband. She shouldn't be too.
Who even says she'd be having the baby in his house?
No one knows tomorrow, his speedboat may capsize or the rig he is working on might collapse.
So she should not take a permanent decision because of a temporary concern.

So accept full responsibility of the child, don't even consider it being a prank to extort you.
The closure of you being able to impregnate a woman will give your sperm the confidence it needs to penetrate your wife's ova and in no time she'd bear her own kids.

Maybe you shouldn't let your wife know yet.
With time, water will find it's level. It always does.

With all the possible sad endings in this story one of which being you hunted down by her husband if this goes south, the only thing that gives me joy is that there will be someone to call you daddy.

Lol. Na real wa

elotajohn1:
I almost bought this phone oo.... Thank God for my life My Brethren

Your Brethen abi.
Lol

This has become so bleeped up