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Car Talk / Re: What Is The Average Price You Spent On Fuel In A Day? by Jpblessed(m): 8:02pm On Jun 30, 2023
It depends.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants Sex Everytime We Meet. by Jpblessed(m): 7:52am On Jun 27, 2023
Come to me, i promise i won't demand for sex and i will also take care of you.
Animegirl:


We haven't done anything but he keeps on asking. He is my first love, I haven't dated before just recently. I'm 24 years old.
Romance / Re: What Did You Study But What Are You Doing Now? by Jpblessed(m): 4:46pm On Jun 25, 2023
I studied mechanical engineering but i'm into tech
Romance / Re: Newlywed Bride Advises Single Women To Avoid Men (Video) by Jpblessed(m): 4:39pm On Jun 25, 2023
Deceivers, why did you get married, i pity the gullible ones.
Education / Re: Solve This Easy And Yet Tricky Question by Jpblessed(m): 7:18pm On Jun 23, 2023
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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Recounts How She Was Blocked By A Guy She Tried Wooing by Jpblessed(m): 2:24pm On Jun 23, 2023
Dey play
Meerahbel:
Rule 1 NEVER woo a guy no matter how cute or the feelings you have for him
Rule 2 Give him subtle signs
Rule 3 DO not forget 1 & 2

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Health / Re: Sola Ogungbe: SEAP Microfinance Bank Manager Commits Suicide Over Unpaid Loans by Jpblessed(m): 7:55am On Jun 17, 2023
Better oil dey your head, na when things don spoil finish na im dem go dey form yeye sympathy, but when e be dey red dem no go look ur side.
NobleSeed:
If he had shared this issue with his friends, maybe somebody would have come to his aid.
na so una dey talk.
Who knows of he told you people about his predicament,no be Nigerians again? Na them go blame am pass.
Why will you be giving out company loans to people, you know how Nigerians is bla bla
Very funny set of humans
Rip to him.

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Romance / Re: I Have Breast Ptosis. Why Are Women With This Condition Shamed? Even When.... by Jpblessed(m): 2:36pm On Jun 14, 2023
advanceDNA:


Baba no vex....vawulence is needed from time to time
LOL
Romance / Re: I Have Breast Ptosis. Why Are Women With This Condition Shamed? Even When.... by Jpblessed(m): 12:31pm On Jun 14, 2023
Did you graduate from the school of vawulence?
advanceDNA:


Dont mind them...they like claiming victims over petty issues...

The moment they heard of the medical anomaly of women not having hymen..all of them started claiming they dont have hymen.

Carry rotten fish smelling pvssy around..and be calling it condition....


Now..they've gone to look for name for this one too to make it a condition ..to have excuse for when boys don press am finish... modern women ..i just tire for thier BS
Romance / Re: South African Ladies Don't Do Butt Enhancement (pictures) by Jpblessed(m): 5:48pm On Jun 10, 2023
Samantha124:
Well, I'm a mermaid..🧜🧜🧜
I love south African mermaids
Romance / Re: South African Ladies Don't Do Butt Enhancement (pictures) by Jpblessed(m): 5:21pm On Jun 10, 2023
Samantha124:
Can you prove that I'm neither a mermaid or a man disguised as a woman? undecided undecided undecided
This is beyond me,can we take this conversation off this space?
Romance / Re: South African Ladies Don't Do Butt Enhancement (pictures) by Jpblessed(m): 1:41pm On Jun 09, 2023
So long you are not a mermaid or a man disguising as a woman, we are good to go.
Samantha124:
You don't even know me... grin grin grin
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Signs Electricity Act 2023 Into Law by Jpblessed(m): 10:53am On Jun 09, 2023
Ok12345:
We have been having 4 days interrupted light here since last month in lagos mainland oo
What's happening?
The light choke oo
Na when the bill show you go know how far
Romance / Re: South African Ladies Don't Do Butt Enhancement (pictures) by Jpblessed(m): 10:10am On Jun 09, 2023
You are a beautiful, will you marry me?
Samantha124:
Yes.
Romance / Re: South African Ladies Don't Do Butt Enhancement (pictures) by Jpblessed(m): 11:04pm On Jun 08, 2023
Samantha124:
I foresee Nigeria vs South Africa war coming... grin grin grin

But let me run for my life before I get caught in the crossfire...🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️
Are you a south African?
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Has Ass Worshiping Fetish. by Jpblessed(m): 9:51am On May 26, 2023
Next time fart or poo into his mouth, he will be forced to stop, he might be doing it for some rituals or just exhibiting the animal instincts in him .

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Business / Re: Tony Elumelu: "I Only Follow Femi Otedola And My Wife On Instagram" (Video) by Jpblessed(m): 2:00pm On Apr 27, 2023
And what should we do with that
Romance / Re: Nigerian Women's Back Side Photos and suggestions by Jpblessed(m): 12:57pm On Apr 20, 2023
Wetin you go see for inside yansh wey no be shit.

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Romance / Re: My Partner’s Betrayal Has Pushed Me To Depression , Please Help by Jpblessed(m): 6:51pm On Apr 19, 2023
Zonefree:

A girl and her wretched family are using you to play ludo and you're trying everything possible to forgive her undecided

I love that you're losing weight and falling sick day by day. It's a good sign for others to learn not to be like you. You're a disgrace to humanity and a waste of space.

A bandit is valuable than you! Tueh!
The maestro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 16th April 2023 by Jpblessed(m): 3:34pm On Apr 16, 2023
pYquote author=adedayoa2 post=122551149]Nottingham too? Lol[/quote]yes, they're a relegation threatened team and will be playing at home.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 16th April 2023 by Jpblessed(m): 1:21pm On Apr 16, 2023
Arsenal have some tricky ties starting with west ham, Newcastle, Brighton, Nottingham, if they can win these games then they will be champions, but they will definitely lose to man city, no sentiments.Then on city's part, they have pretty winnable games except for Brighton.
Nairaland / General / Re: Meet The Most Beautiful Nigerian Girl On Facebook (pictures) by Jpblessed(m): 10:20pm On Mar 31, 2023
She try but my woman fine pass this one
Health / Re: How Can One Treat A Smelling 'Private' Please? by Jpblessed(m): 10:10am On Mar 27, 2023
My dear, some are beyond treating infections, some needs deliverance.
Rokiat:
Proper hygiene is key.

Let her keep it hair free waxed or laser. Laser is even better completely hair free. Best investment ever.

She shouldn’t use soap down there it will only upset the ph balance. But she should definitely keeps the surrounding clean, in between the labia. Let her get dove baby wash just for that but only for in between the labia not the vaginal itself the vaginal only water will do.


Also let her wash with water every time she use the toilet, not toilet roll, actual water to always keep it fresh.

Let her also keeps it moisturised with nice body butter mix with almond oil it smell great. Treat the kitten like you would treat your face, delicate and with proper care.

Twice a day bathing no compromise, like minimum.

Last but not least let her drink chlorophyll, like literally she wouldn’t have one body odour she will smell like water like nothing no joke.

This is my routine and my man wonders how come I don’t smell like at all at all, not even after a gym session.

Women have to take hygiene very seriously, smelling good is even better to me than even looking good.




If none of these works then she may have an infection and she needs to be checked.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Face Chelsea In Champions League Quarters, Man City Meet Bayern by Jpblessed(m): 8:32pm On Mar 17, 2023
Madrid, benfica, napoli, man city for the semis

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Romance / Re: Do Not Send Her These Hot Text Messages It Will Get Her In The Mood Fast by Jpblessed(m): 1:41pm On Mar 16, 2023
All this long epistle for toto.
Romance / Re: "I Dumped My Ex-boyfriend Cos He Wasn't Good In Bed" - Actress Jennifer Uzoma by Jpblessed(m): 1:20pm On Mar 16, 2023
Young man tried his best, can a bottomless pit be filled?
Politics / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Endorses Governor Sanwo-Olu For Second Term by Jpblessed(m): 2:12pm On Mar 15, 2023
Sanwo- olu na egede man?
Politics / Re: List of The 24 Labour Party Governorship Candidates (Photo) by Jpblessed(m): 3:18pm On Mar 07, 2023
Lp winning abia 90%, enugu 60%, plateau 55%, lagos 50%, rivers 55%( i wish they had a candidate like magnus abe or dumo lulu briggs), cross river 60%,benue 45%. Only if governorship election will be holding in edo state, it would've been 95% chances.
Politics / Re: Rivers: Labour Party Adopts PDP Guber Candidate, Fubara For March 11 Poll by Jpblessed(m): 2:27pm On Mar 07, 2023
If this is true, then the election is between SDP and APC, PDP will not win rivers.
Politics / Re: APC Should Be Begging Nigerians For Forgiveness, Not Campaigning - Mr Macaroni by Jpblessed(m): 7:55pm On Feb 03, 2023
[quote author=SMARTMOTORS post=120610163]I need 3 sure odds tomorrow to stake 100k...10% will be yours after winning[/qquoteBrentford England 1 union Berlin Germany 1

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