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Culture › Re: Is Black Magic Real Or Just Made Up To Scare People? by jpphilips(m): 12:07pm On Jun 26, 2012
purefella: JUJU REAL NO TAKE JUJU PLAY OO.,I KNOW OF A OPC GUY THAT ARMED ROBBERS SHOT FOR LIKE 6 TIMES AND THE GUY DIDN'T HAVE A SINGLE HEADACHE , EVERYTHING WE ARE USING ARE CREATED BY JUJU , AEROPLANES REMEMBER THE BLACKBUS , MOBILE PHONES THEIRS JUJU BEHIND IT , THE PILLS YOU TAKE NAH ALSO JUJU BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE AFRICANS ARE VERY GOOD AT USING IT FOR EVIL . IF PERSON TELL YOU SAY HIM GO BLOW YOU , IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT HIM YOU CAN STILL FIGHT THAT PERSON BUT IF NAH JUJU HE TALK SAY HIM GO TAKE KNACK YOU , MY ADVISE FOR YOU IS TO RUN WITH YOUR 2 LEGS COZ THOSE CHEAP JUJU WEY PEOPLE DEY CARRY FOR POCKET UP AND DOWN NO DEY GET ANTIDOTE OO!


@ canadiak and others na small boy dey worry una if you won know say JUJU dey go and sleep babalawo wife you will know thunderbolt is not technology and do you think the whites that are always after our old idols are dumbs?/,small boy like una you better take a deep research before jumping into conclusion of things , the pills you take daily do you think it's produce with water ?
How come we were taken to slavery by the white Men in an era when our juju was strongest?
Family › Re: thanks by jpphilips(m): 7:14pm On Jun 25, 2012
awoloto: Marriage! no way thats out of the question, i will happily remain single . I am not looking to get married again at all. yes i live in Lagos, and i am fully aware that no guy will look at my type(four kids).
i will happily remain single, as for intimacy, no, i have passsed that stage now and am very indifferent to it, i know i dont really want to cheat so , its not an option for me.i married a man who right from the start was never really interested in being intimate anyway,and had a very low sex drive, so its never been an issue for him.
thanks for the advise, agboma i will ponder over all you have said.
I have a good job, and am doing well for myself, so i am not idle, i also have a large supportive family.
Ijust have to continue to hold on to God for now, just dont know how long i can hold on for.
watch his best friend closely, your hubby is *GAY*
Romance › Re: After Romantic Weekends: How Much Should Girls Get? by jpphilips(m): 6:50pm On Jun 25, 2012
cantell: I wonder o! Some people sabi throway money.
Although the guy na jones im dey jones.
How can a brokeass nigger dole out 100k for one weekend?
**i fear oo**
Romance › Re: After Romantic Weekends: How Much Should Girls Get? by jpphilips(m): 6:48pm On Jun 25, 2012
luckgames: Dude,
I have other Question
If I came from Lagos to PH for a 2 weeks
Should I give her money on each visit or on my lat day leaving for Lagos?
I am just asking you to school me
the duration isn't relevant cos she is living off you for the time being so stick to RRP
Romance › Re: After Romantic Weekends: How Much Should Girls Get? by jpphilips(m): 6:42pm On Jun 25, 2012
luckgames: My question is what is the cheap way to go?
anything that rocks your boat haba!! your question wicked ooo, even transport you no wan pay, wot if she no carry "vex" money?
oya, every time she is ready to come, drive to her school after the weekend bring her back, is it cheap enough for you?
Romance › Re: After Romantic Weekends: How Much Should Girls Get? by jpphilips(m): 6:34pm On Jun 25, 2012
luckgames: My question is what is the cheap way to go?
guy, pay what is reasonable to be paid, at least TP is non negotiable for a student, for a working class, movies are non negotiable and functions too, if na PH girl working class, u fit service moto on a good Saturday or other small small kini cos they go keep body like dey no know anything for moto,you can get the tickets yourself if you like, if its close you can just bless her with RRP.
Romance › Re: After Romantic Weekends: How Much Should Girls Get? by jpphilips(m): 6:25pm On Jun 25, 2012
luckgames: So dude
What about #100,000.00 for the weekend pay the ashwao
What is the cheap way to go?
100k for a weekend? for one person alone or her community? haba!! how much will i pay my expertrates as per TGIF clubbing allowance?
Romance › Re: After Romantic Weekends: How Much Should Girls Get? by jpphilips(m): 6:14pm On Jun 25, 2012
KINGwax: sorry dude, i'm engaged. She's legit
All correct sir!!! i quiet!!
Romance › Re: After Romantic Weekends: How Much Should Girls Get? by jpphilips(m): 6:13pm On Jun 25, 2012
Jack65: Believe it or not, but all women can be priced. Yes everyone has a price tag. Some maybe 10K, 30K, 100K others even millions and some like you claim, a BMW or a house in Miami. These are all price tags, and because you maybe make more money than other average 9ja chicks doesn't make you any diferent. You are just not in a position to meet and or attract people with such money.
guy chop knuckle!!!!!

she think say beema and house for Miami na big deal for me when i was alive
Romance › Re: After Romantic Weekends: How Much Should Girls Get? by jpphilips(m): 6:06pm On Jun 25, 2012
luckgames: Hello I am here for the weekend
It will cost you #20,000.00
But I am not Ashawo
So tell us if you are not Ashawo why are you expecting him to pay for the weekend
Did you bring your food
Did you pay for Dinner
Did you pay for movies
O God You are Ashawo
AS A GIRL friend you should have no expectation of him pay you for the weekend
Do you need money as a girl friend?
the way the guy presented it was confusing to me too, but in this case where you stay in PH and your beb stays in Lagos schooling and comes from an average home.
her pocket money wouldn't be more than 30k a month as an undergraduate, then you expect her to buy airline ticket to come to ph and see you with what exactly?

don't tell me she has to use the bus cos if u re working, to sit for such long hours is tiresome and how exactly will you recommend it for someone you claim you love?

common sense dictates you pay for her flight to and fro and give her a good time still, sat movies or shopping wont be a bad idea if you are buoyant enough, for the so called independent ladies, for this my Naija? abi na another one?

even the ones that drive to the bf's house on weekends use style dey collect fuel money or she will tell you there is 20 liters in the boot(of course it means buy petrol for me). you will think she is using it for the Gen. while she pulls over to turn it inside the car on her way home, independent my foot.

An average student cannot afford to be visiting her working class BF every weekend on her meager pocket money over a long distance, practically impossible, i think that is what the poster is asking perhaps to compare what others give by distance.
nevertheless, your caption is confusing

where did this slang originate from? ph, lagos and Abj bebs use it a lot

**there is 10 liters in the boot**

OR

**there is 20 liters in the boot**


i used to wonder if it is permanent in the trunk, just like a spare tire or jack grin grin grin Naija girls eh!!
Romance › Re: After Romantic Weekends: How Much Should Girls Get? by jpphilips(m): 5:47pm On Jun 25, 2012
KINGwax: **mimicking**"sometimes 30k, 50k or 12k, these ashies are becoming damn expensive"
**spits** As if u ever gave a girl 5k!
I only assist my girl wit transport fare after gettin ready some beautiful gifts which even doesn't mean expensive but appreciated. And even d transport fare is when she wants it cos she's independent already! She'll be on by august now, her gifts are ready! Oh! Missing u sweetheart
and if her papa dey come Self-Service. for Nairaland come see her pikin picture for your post, your guess is as good as mine
Romance › Re: Is It Wrong For Girl To Ask A Guy Out? by jpphilips(m): 5:14pm On Jun 25, 2012
lalaosky: IMHO,a gurl shud not ask a guy out....now guys b4 u attack me,listen to me ist.a lady askin a guy out in naija z more likely to b considered cheap.in civilized world(europe et al),its not a biggie but if u observe such relationships,its usually headed for doom.if y'all watched FRIENDS WITH BENEFIT where MILA KUNIS asked a guy out, afta jes a nyt of sex,d guy SNEAKED out and gave a useless excuse for the stuff not working out...its shows evn in foriegn countries,it myt b a normal thing but it doesnt rily guarantee a blissful relationships most of d tym.we guys chase gurls.we r adventurous.it myt not b wriiten anywia but thats how it is...GUYS proposes to gurls not the way other way round...GUYS seeks gurls hand in marriage not the other way round...for d ladies,nomata how crazy in love u r wt a guy, dont say it bluntly(IMHO) bt tru body signs and behavourial patterns like someone suggested b4...if a guy truly loves u(plus those that cant woo u ist cos they r shy), he wil see those signs and open up to u...i dated a gurl that wooed me openly cos i didnt hv the moral to tell her NO so that she wont feel hurt and dat relationship cudnt evn last a month...so pls ladies, show him the signs and if he doesnt reciprocate it,den he myt b blind enuf not to see d feelings or in most cases, doesnt love u...its a safer to avoid being considered CHEAP..but if u rily hv to express it pls make sure he z well mannered&matured(permit to use this word) so that he doesnt end up paintin ur name black.
My 5cents tho.i stand to b corrected
Another DSTV victim, so guys that ask women out and dump them the next morning are what exactly? make a logical connection between a lasting relationship and the initiator of the relationship or keep quiet.
archaic champion
Romance › Re: Is It Wrong For Girl To Ask A Guy Out? by jpphilips(m): 2:25pm On Jun 25, 2012
[quote author=Becacia_Barbie]God created Man first, so therefore a Man must alwys make d move first! Nd again wt if d guy isnt interestd? Dt wud b shameful!!![/quote]And less shameful for the Man if the girl is not interested? fish brain
Romance › Re: Is It Wrong For Girl To Ask A Guy Out? by jpphilips(m): 2:14pm On Jun 25, 2012
ebamma: if u ask a naija guy out,he will be using u to leverage his pride,and will tell other girls who turn him down,that there is a girl who is even asking him out.
yea there are other girls to gossip your escapade with because you are probably in secondary school, dat opinion of yours count for Nothing
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Militants Earns More Than Graduates by jpphilips(m):
patriot2: firrst of all terrorists are not militants. Mend were militants while boko haram are terrorists.
The militants didn't use killing as a means of protest while the terrorist think it is a fair game to kill women children and unarmed men, and may I ask: for what ? The only reasons they have given so far seam to come from the brain of a nine year old child or a mentally challenged adult. If you want to say Mend people earn more than graduates tthen I will tell you this : they are being paid so that they would allow the government drill oil from the lands of their grand fathers. I think that they deserved it, because they [b]attacked oil installations, they didn't attack human beings, they kidnapped some people but never killed them, they always released them. [/b]The only time they used their guns was when they were attacked by the army and had to defend themselves. On the other hand boko haram keeps hiding and doesn't and can not defend themselves against the army. The only thing they do is kill innocent people, women and children and unarmed men.
who told you Mend did not kill women and children during their campaign? why was henry okah arrested after oct 1st bombing or were there no women and children involved?
The bold part of your post shows you are as dumb as Jonathan.
if you bomb an oil installation facility, what happens to the workers? they disappear? do you know how many people that are bona-fide workers in oil installations let alone 3rd party contractors at a time?

who told you that all kidnapped foreigners made it alive? was it your father that killed Margarete's husband?

Mend claimed responsibility for the attacks on Atlas cove, Afremo, Alakiri and Soku gas plants. call your sources to find out how many people whose lives were put at risk in lieu of the above attacks.

you could have declared MEND a Religious organization to paint a clearer picture of you cluelessness

MEND is a terrorist organisation same as Boko haram unless you have no clue what terrorism is?
Romance › Re: He Was Greatly Disapointed Afta 1st Intimacy Wit His New Wife by jpphilips(m): 11:09am On Jun 25, 2012
Dr Know: What a strange world; the abnormal has now become normal. Do you think every woman will be like you? There are still some good ones out there with there virginity still intact. We call them women of virtue.
"virtue" because of a piece of meat in between her legs? how does your brain function? clockwise, anti clockwise, or just paused?

so if she is an armed robber but a virgin then she is virtuous in your books? i will never forgive Nigerian politicians for the decadence in our eduction. Nigerian youths re finished
Romance › Re: Is It Wrong For Girl To Ask A Guy Out? by jpphilips(m):
[quote author=Lord_Reed]While it is not abnormal, women are better off being circumspect about how they act towards the opposite sex. A too friendly lady is usually seen as being 'loose' even if that is not the case and she ends up being treated as a common commodity because of that skewed perception. Ladies should treat themselves with self respect and the guys will follow suit.

If a lady has a inclination to a guy she should use her natural female coyness to attract his attention, mystery heightens the sense of chase for guys. Let the guy do the chasing but the girl should provide the impetus. Besides if a guy can't chase a lady I don't think he is worth her time.[/quote]speak for yourself Mr Man, i see women that cant speak for themselves as dullards and weak, if you wait for me to come and profess my feelings for you to accept, you seriously want me to believe you are in love with me? coincidence huh!! lol,

i wonder who believes those crap, if you have the feelings, come with it and i will take you serious, if you hide yours and i come, no matter how true, i most likely not gonna take you serious.

Romance › Re: My Fiancee Won't Allow Visits Or Intimacy by jpphilips(m):
Daresh: You see how foolish you are? The lady has a right to her body and must dictate her terms. No sex before marriagen finish. Do you have any idea of what marriage is you child? She is the master of her body till marriage and not before. When they go before God then he can claim her. I shake my head @ the fools on nairaland thinking they own anyone. Go and buy slave from the market, ode!
talk-in your teeth inside your thongs please!!!

marriage is our show, we engage, we provide the basics and welfare, we pay for the marriage itself as such we make the rules.
who goes before God to fork sugar daddies these days? who goes before God to fork the cute yahoo boy with a convertible?
you cannot be a driver in my bus the best you can get is a conductor. after flushing and aborting everything in your womb you want men to ""invest"" in a white elephant project? keep dreaming.

by virtue of marriage you have been liberated from all social umbrage, you answer a man's name while your mates are still hoping on God,you eat fat from a man's account for the rest of your life, you live large on a man's acct, he clothe you, shelter you till your death, buy you cars, make babies for you and you think the man does not deserve a piece of your cleavage that loads of un serious losers have feasted on during your youth?
pay for the Damn marriage and make the rules; you want to reap where you did not sow.
talk is cheap when the time comes, you go die dey wait
Career › Re: Tribalism In Nigerian Banks' Employment by jpphilips(m): 10:12am On Jun 25, 2012
[quote author=Kay-Dee]Most likely false.

I know the oil and gas companies work with the quota system which they declare openly, but I seriously doubt it is the same for other institutions.

That you must be connected or come from a certain ethnic group to get employed in an organization is a misleading impression. It may be the case in some instances but more often than not, people walk in based on merit.





I hope you don't hinder your chances yourself back because of this impression.

Asking for State of origin, LGA and religion is merely for statistical and demographic purposes.
[/quote]it will take you decades to realize how far Nepotism has ruined this nation, who told you there are no jobs? and why are people unemployed? where does the job appear from when a chairman makes a call?
the employed will tell you how overworked they are but the "right" person has not come to fill the void yet.
who are the right people? people with contact or people that knows the job?

the word "merit" has left the Nigerian dictionary like 2 decades ago, even the writers of the Nigerian constitution were not selected on "merit" so why hope much.

in every organization, there are only but a few peeps who are smart and innovative, the rest are mere clueless opportunist.

imagine a flight attendant insisting i must give her my boarding pass with my right hand and this furore grounded the whole process for 30mins, my annoyance being that she didn't mind when the oyibos before me gave her with left. in her thoughts her left hand culture is a requirement for boarding an aircraft lol

now tell me if the so called flight attendant even understands her employment letter, but make inquiries she must be "highly recommended" lol grin grin grin grin grin
Career › Re: Tribalism In Nigerian Banks' Employment by jpphilips(m): 9:52am On Jun 25, 2012
saintneo: The OP's post might be true. However, I can confirm to you that as an Igbo boy, I worked in FCMB(first job), I didn't know anyone in FCMB but I was in an executive meeting involving the MD of FCMB on my first week at work. Don't ask me the position I was then, it was all the favour of God, my intelligence and my wits.
pocket your braggadocio in your pants. when issues like this come up, use those demented wits of yours to figure out what happens with the MAJORITY not some on off event like your case
Romance › Re: She wants to get married by jpphilips(m): 10:20am On Jun 24, 2012
edakedkay: gosh! Here's another judgemental ijit. Tell me if you're righteous enough to spite another person. Why are people so judgemental? You all are a true case of "if men were God". Mind you i'm married with a child.
you really have time for that chimp in chains whose native doctor is posing as his pastor.

if Nigerians are as sanctimonious as they preach, i will be forced to believe that all the hotties on Allen avenue are all from Niger republic.
Romance › Re: She wants to get married by jpphilips(m): 10:08am On Jun 24, 2012
naijalodge: she is a murderer,who will want to marry a woman that has committed two(2) abortions?,lord have mercy on nigerian women....i think i need 2 stick with my current gurl which i know i disflowerd myself,that should be safer...aitee,time 2 take u serious..
and you deflowered her with what? carrot?
and the same process of deflowering her couldnt impregnate her? oh!! and if she takes in while deflowering her and she choses to ''take care of herself'' the way they say it den what?
your brain is overheating get yourself a radiator.

incase you dont know, 80% of teenagers are sexually active, 70% of the lot that has had a steady relationship beyond one year has had one form of abortion or the other, thats the reality on ground, if you cant handle it, face the monastry.
Romance › Re: She wants to get married by jpphilips(m):
sadyeek: Can u imagine marring this girl? 2 abortions and numerous flings?
God we pray for your guidance.
life is not exactly what you think it is, sh!!t happens
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Won't Allow Visits Or Intimacy by jpphilips(m): 5:26pm On Jun 22, 2012
vxtr: @poster,u shud be grateful to God for giving u such a girl, instead of coming here making unnecessary noise why dont u go ahead and marry her. It seems to me dat u re unsure of wat u want,marriage or free sex.common get a life and stop making unwarranted noise,i guess u dont really deserve her,u shud ve checked out other overbleeped girls on d street.i also ve a godly fiancee and she has told me pointblack dat no premarital sex.i respect and luv her more for dat,u knw wat we guys will never marry a girl dat open her leg cheaply to every dick&harry dat comes her way.i think ur girl undst dis and she is being careful.
you are finished!!!

she made the rules before marriage and after marriage, you come to Nairaland that she is the master. be careful the conditions you accept from women.
Marriage is your show as such you should make the rules not the other way round
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Won't Allow Visits Or Intimacy by jpphilips(m): 5:20pm On Jun 22, 2012
[quote author=~Cute pie~]To show dat u truly love her u've gat 2 respect n accept her dat way .if u are eager den nothin is stoppin u in legalisin it[/quote]has any of those "no sex b4 marriage" ever signed an agreement that she must conceive the first 3months since she claims to be "intact" like one m0r0n above said.
A marriage insurance will be a pre-savings from the girl which the bank will pay the man as soon as he fires for 3 months without result?

OR

will she pay for the marriage cost and let you fire for three months, if she conceives, u will pay back if not u will file for divorce?

the liability is so much on the Man's side, those women are just ambitious unfortunately, there are still gullible men out there
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Won't Allow Visits Or Intimacy by jpphilips(m): 5:08pm On Jun 22, 2012
andyanders: Well, mine worked for me. My wife never visited me or came close to me until I finished her marriage rights and I met her intact. We have been married for 15yrs and got 4 kids and never had any thing to regret. In fact she has been faithful till date and my friends use to use her to give reference as virtuous woman.
So all you need is ask God to take control. If you love her,allow her be, unless you want to disgrace yourself if you are equally looking for her two legs. Abstain from se--x if you love her and yourself. Sex is not love. Let the love be from your heart. I never dated my wife for one day. I thank God for the kind of woman God gave me.
your post could have made sense to me if you told us ur status as well, whether "intact" or "pirated".
if you were "intact" like you wrote of your wife then i cant complain, if you are not, then your wife is dumber than Jonathan.
whatever justifies keeping herself "intact" to be devoured later by a lowlife "you" that has perused all vital fluids of low life prost!tut@s both young and old should as a matter of urgent rational equity be removed through a successful neuro surgery
Car Talk › Re: Kia Owners Forum by jpphilips(m): 1:48pm On Jun 22, 2012
diehard: Kia is a good brand, but not the same Kia sold by DANA motor. Its not acceptable for 2012 Kia Rio not to have air bag, but the same Kia Rio imported from US or Europe all have air bags. The suspension system is so compromise just to make profit. I can buy a Kia but certainly not from DANA
Now you are speaking, most Nigerian money bags have failed to realize the difference between "KIA motors" and "DANA KIA". i will use a KIA product any day anytime but i cant use "DANA KIA" even in my dreams
Politics › Re: Cultists Kill Seven In Enugu by jpphilips(m): 12:34pm On Jun 22, 2012
[quote author=PROUD-IGBO]The idio/t that uploaded that gory picture of someone dead with his brains blown out should be banned for life. He's an emotionless arsehole!!! You don't consider the feelings of the boys family and friends that may be on this website and may see what you posted huh?

This is the downside to every immature idio/t having a ready camera on their phone. Even if the boy was a cultist, you have to consider his family and human decency, knowing that certain situations just shouldn't be photographed anyhow and spread all over the internet.[/quote]Go one side abeg, Nairaland pg is 18+
Phones › Re: Best Internet Plan For An Android Smartphone? by jpphilips(m): 11:23am On Jun 22, 2012
miko11: please can someone advice me on the best internet plan for an android smartphone on any network.
these network providers sell BB phones as such they favor BB internet plan. if you want good internet plan on your home network get urself a BB at least for now
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Doesnt Allow Me To Hold Her Phone Even For A Second by jpphilips(m): 10:18am On Jun 22, 2012
frankgreat: Thank God u said her fone...its her fone what are u luking for in it...did u leave anything inside? na we dey use our hand dey find watin no lost..why dnt u jst mind the relationshp nd leave d fone...den guess u dnt trust her cos u sef no clean..
another finished product of ikpungede
Politics › Re: Dying Suicide Bomber Tells Police: “we Are Doing God’s Work” by jpphilips(m): 9:53am On Jun 22, 2012
samkoro: If u heard me,I said moslems live in the pasts.The pasts(old testament history)was about wars of nations and Jehovahs anger on mankind,thus there was no salvation only darkness.

The new testament is about the coming of Christ sent by God as a messiah through which man can gain salvation and go to paradise of love and peace.

I challenge you to quote Christ Jesus and not old testament
say that to pastors that quote MALACHI 3 (old testament) to justify reap offs through tithe.

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