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Politics › Re: Subsidy Probe: Suspects Warn GEJ To Stop Prosecution by jpphilips(m): 10:25am On Jul 27, 2012
dedeike: I laugh in Igbo language. grin. This is SHOPRITE OF LIES(SAHARAREPORTERS) own way of reporting the first and ever landmark prosecution of the oil cabal that has held Nigeria's oil industry to ransome for years.
Instead of congratulating the president and tendering an unreserved apology over all their failed attempts to hoodwink the public into thinking that nothing will happen, SAHARA SHOP OF LIES decided to come up with a concerted lamentation by the oil cabal. Very unintelligent.
Thatnothwithstanding, whether they sponsored or not, the truth is that they have been charged to court. And president GEJ is the first to do this to the oil cabal in Nigeria.
THE AIR KEEPS GETTING FRESHER!
once the guy secures his campaign funding evidence, its gonna be IMPEACHMENT!! IMPEACHMENT!! IMPEACHMENT!!!! AT LAST NIGERIA IS FREE FROM BLOOD SUCKERS
Business › Re: Shell: $5Bn Bonga Field Spill Fine Unjustified by jpphilips(m): 10:04am On Jul 27, 2012
all4naija: Dude,that is very funny of you! What is poor practices in what you've just explained? I can't imagine somebody who claimed to know what he his defending only to be mixing things up.

Poor practices in this case mean resorting to positions or practices that would put the area they are operating or workers in anticipated dangers. Like using equipments which are not in good conditions, nor taking the environment serious regardless of provided guidelines and regulations by the government of Nigeria.

Your argument is when oil spillage happens it is due to accident without questioning the causes and what measures have been in place to check the problems. Niger-delta has the worst oil spillage damaged region in the world. People who have traveled around the world working for Shell testified to the fact Shell does not operate in Netherlands the way it does in the Niger-delta region. Your mind is made up and I doubt if you would still grasp this piece of explanation
you know next to nothing what the reality is on ground, i don't feel sorry for you though because with the likes of beaf on nairaland, Niger delta environmental protection agency needs not to worry.

i flew from the offshore coast of the gulf of guinea through the creeks then back to ph, i saw almost a thousand blooms in the river, of course i knew someone was trying to clean something, perhaps shell or anybody, early this year i was privy to some inspections reports of various pipelines in the delta and guess what?

there has not been an operational pipeline explosion in thes country for the past 6yrs, like the other guy was advising you, IOC's don't spend billions to construct pipelines, award integrated maintenance and inspections contract to guarantee its integrity, still go in the middle of the night like you are suggesting to rupture it, it eludes common sense.

you have two options here; either you are interested in learning something you have not phantom or you enroll into Beafs internet warriors league on Naija delta campaign.

a review of Niger delta pipeline incidents for the past 6yrs have been recieved, no single case of explosion/integrity failure, few cases of ship/boat anchor and 90% cases of hot tap.

let me ask you, do you know why operation "pulo shield" have come back to life again? haven't you heard the number of illegal refineries being destroyed in the creeks? why is the federal govt. intensifying efforts to stop "kpo fire"?

shell alone loses 60,000bbls of crude to "kpo fire" on daily bases worth 6.3m usd. 60% of that money belongs to your Govt. your annual budget depends on that same money.

Now when i mentioned hot tap, these boys dive underwater just like an average sub sea activity, break the line and install permanent taps on it to guarantee the supply of crude to their local refineries.

because the method is unprofessional, they do not consider the MOP of the pipelines, in the end the tap fails and in some cases, the leak persist for weeks before shell or other IOC's detect it, in this case who will you blame? while pondering,

there are equipments that has been in use by most IOC's for the past 10yrs in Nigeria called "intelligent pigs" (please google it) which they use to scan these pipelines and reports sent to DPR.

the equipment has an onboard CPU and it gathers pipeline information using the MFL technology(magnetic flux linkage) (Google that also). with these, most IOC's can tell you easily what happened to their pipelines.

this equipment can even predict from the corrosion level of the pipelines,a time frame for the most likely integrity failure of these lines.

after researching on "operation pulo shield" and the intelligent pig please come back to Nairaland and tell me i am wrong. don't misconstrue my write up for the bonga case, i just gave you a head's up on your integrity B.S you were arguing above
Politics › Re: Arraignment Of Fuel Subsidy Fraudsters Adjourned by jpphilips(m): 7:31pm On Jul 25, 2012
mkmyers45: for the sake of all that is good and right...i hope this fraudsters are prosecuted to the full length of the law...
as if it returns the price of pms to 65naira. Why was this not done before the removal in part?
Or were they blind to this malfeasance all these while?
Romance › Re: I Am After His Money And He's After My "Assets" by jpphilips(m): 3:00pm On Jul 25, 2012
hammedkola: I wonder how this was on the front page..., Money for back, Back for ground
i still cant believe men like that are still out there, what happened to survival of the fittest?
Politics › Re: N13.4B Fuel Subsidy Fraud: 1st 20 Suspects Named by jpphilips(m): 2:45pm On Jul 25, 2012
Super1759: bros.why you betting your life on this kinda of matter.its like its not precious to you.just keep watching and don't judge by the past.mind you.nigerians aint sleeping anymore.
what have they achieved since they woke up?
Career › Re: 800 Sacked Mainstreet Bank Staff Protest by jpphilips(m): 1:10pm On Jul 25, 2012
Finland: use your head! He could use his good office to intervene before it turns to something worse.
how exactly? Your head is a smoke head, explain how 'good offices' reinstate sacked workers?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Copy Of My Suicide Letter If I Dont Get A Job Soon. by jpphilips(m): 9:41pm On Jul 24, 2012
Neoviper147: Dear world,
Dear Joblessness

You win, I can't take it any longer, and I know you have been waiting for this to happen. I hope it makes you very happy, this is not an easy thing to do, but I've got to the point where there is nothing to live for, graduated for 3 years and still no job, no love. All will and determination to fight on has left me. I feel calm and at peace and grateful that I can go to sleep painlessly. I feel justified in terminating a life which no longer holds any hope of having the essentials which make it worth living. I did desperately want to get a good job, have a beautiful wife, bring forth wonderful kids and love mankind. But now, I am defeated and exhausted emotionally by the situation of my Country, Nigeria.

To my Unborn child: My love for you would have had no limits, I grief that I could not meet you but try to understand that your birth would have made my life worse, life is too corrupt, seeing vision of a broken man. So, with my passing, all menace to your well-being has disappeared. Forgive me for the many mistakes I have made. Now that it is all said I feel at peace.

To my friends: Try not to grieve. I ask all of you, my dear ones, not to mourn my passing. Be glad I am at least free from the misery of the joblessness and intimidation and oppression. I have endured for so long and that at last I'll have peace and rest...This is no way to live either is it any way to die. I'm going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time eternity.

Goodbye, cruel world

Goodbye, God forsaken Nigeria

Goodbye, cruel destiny

You won.

I pray the Lord my soul to take. Amen. cry cry cry
lol, Nigeria is already over populated
Business › Re: FG Engages Ghana On 'Trade Discrimination’ Against Nigerians by jpphilips(m): 8:04pm On Jul 23, 2012
steph7: The area I stay in PH, power supply is relatively steady, once in a while we have 23 hours light steady , on a bad day 18-21 hours light and once in a blue moon 24 hours.its been like this for months and it only gets bad when there is a fault. Nigeria is gradually getting there, let ghana be dere forming
Crime › Re: Six Wives Raped Their Husband To Death In Benue by jpphilips(m): 12:55pm On Jul 23, 2012
afam4eva: They ra*ped him.
Rape? re u kidding? who was keeping the mojila standing? the women?
Crime › Re: Harassment Of Nigerian Female Students Needs To Stop by jpphilips(m): 12:17pm On Jul 23, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]My dear, how am I ajebutta?


The frequency of its occurrence does not and should not in anyway excuse it's unlawfulness.

Something needs to be done. Someone needs to bring men like these to the officials, they need to understand the degree of their crime.

I mean, am I the only one feeling the burn of it? Nigeria is fast becoming a savage society and nobody wants to care.[/quote]in case you are conteplating stealing a BB porche, think p0rn0graphy first cos you will end up a p0rn star unless it is not in Naija. beware!!!!!
Crime › Re: Harassment Of Nigerian Female Students Needs To Stop by jpphilips(m): 12:02pm On Jul 23, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]How many times will I read about Nigerian boys undressing and abusing a female student as a form of punishment?

This is not right, this is not justified, this is rap e!!

Before it becomes a normality, we need to put an end to it! Nigerian girls do something before your rights are stripped from you.


https://www.nairaland.com/993213/uniben-student-striped-unclad-stealing#11472423





[img]http://2.bp..com/-5TY5OpsItPQ/T-qK0t00qNI/AAAAAAAABgI/SDKtgybVQoo/s400/stop+sexual+harassment.jpg[/img][/quote]madam jobless, when will Nigerian ladies quit stealing phones? or didn't you read the thread? anyways after ranting online come steal my toothpick and i will make you a p0rn star with two me -guards giving you a 3 some.

you want to steal but you don't want to be treated like a thief, u aint serious
Crime › Re: Girl Disgraced Forstealing Blackberryin Uniben Hostel by jpphilips(m): 11:58am On Jul 23, 2012
[quote author=كلورين]Bois.. Smh
Looking for the slightest chance to take advantage of a girl.
Its unfortunate what she did, the punishment however is harsh and uncalled for.
Where are the security, they should handle things like this not students.[/quote]cover faced? disgrace? how?
Crime › Re: Vice Principal Kills Principal In Delta School by jpphilips(m): 11:53am On Jul 23, 2012
Chongaiman: May we never be intensely interrogated in 9ja because one might even confess to killing the Dead Sea just to get relief.
aka OC toture
Crime › Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by jpphilips(m): 11:03am On Jul 23, 2012
obakovich: d mumu no get village,when im don dey abroad dey dodge police im no go knw wetin dey happen here na
d guy is legit, he is a door man at bedeviled hotel new york, leave him alone
Crime › Re: Three "one Chance" Suspects Mobbed In Abuja (warning: Pictures Too Detailed)! by jpphilips(m): 10:18am On Jul 23, 2012
ode remo: nigerians are reall cowards, real woosy. right lets give jungle justice to obj= stole billions, bankole = stole billions,
odili= stole billionas, t.a orji,i.bb, gbenga daniel, akala= withdrew 5 bill. in 3 days, shall i continue?. ah i 4got the igbinnedons,iyabo obasanjo,tinubu. etc etc.
yea!! we are getting somewhere even Ghaddafi begged for his life, is the spirit that matters and we ve got it
Politics › Is Gov. Rotimi Amaechi In Coma? by jpphilips(op): 10:08am On Jul 23, 2012
I followed with keen interest the transformation agenda of Gov. Rotimi Amechi 's first tenure in office, it was greatly applauded and no doubt that man was an achiever, Good jobs like 105 health centers, renovation of all primary schools and dualization of roads were his landmark achievements

nevertheless, since he commenced this tenure, i have not seen or felt Amaechi again. Roads in rivers state and portharcourt metropolis are begging for attention, every where is flooded. loads of touts on the road under one Govt disguise or the other, comatose LGAs etc

please can someone please wake able Gov with a hot slap before he fails like his predecessor
Politics › Re: Oyo Lawmakers' Wives Harassed In London by jpphilips(m): 9:34am On Jul 23, 2012
Nashville: Nigerians in the Diaspora are playing their part. I wonder what the people at home are doing. Its time to hold these vagabonds accountable. I just cannot understand how this makes sense to anyone!! We need more protests of this sort AT HOME TOO!!
@ london they are nobody, in Naija, they have mopol escorts, where u wan start the fight? mopol or law maker
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by jpphilips(m): 8:51am On Jul 23, 2012
diesel86: @
billionaire wld u jst shut d fuckup the guy is giving tips to those
that uses honda cars, u dont need to announce to the whole world what ur
status is okay.....
status wetin? that walking poverty?
Politics › Re: There Will Be An Election Before 2015 - Bakare by jpphilips(m): 8:40am On Jul 23, 2012
Odunnu: You see nothing wrong in turning a pulpit into a political podium?
. . .and Yes! I'm not just GEJ's fan, i'm also his airconditioner and refrigerator. Damn!!
what do you stand to lose if bakare was right? the last time i checked, the PMS you bought for your car was one of the most expensive in all the oil producing countries, to add to that, you woke up with a rechargeable fan to spew this thrash, you are not even sure of making it out of that laptop alive, who knows, boko may have planted one bomb under your flat?

guy, please for the love of God, borrow a brain if you don't have one
Politics › Re: More Trouble For GEJ As Impeachment Plot Thickens by jpphilips(m): 8:31am On Jul 23, 2012
timmy1999: Make dey remove..we never gain anytin for his tenure..more nigeria jet out of d country,GEJ and his family keep spending our money as dey like..it seem pastor tunde pro
phecy will come to past
whatever the motives of the law breakers are, it will not be less noble to having an incompetent presido commander in thief
Car Talk › Re: Ever Had Your Car Stolen Before? Advice Others. by jpphilips(m): 8:02am On Jul 23, 2012
TCD: lol
it works for him,
Business › Re: FG Engages Ghana On 'Trade Discrimination’ Against Nigerians by jpphilips(m): 10:33pm On Jul 22, 2012
steph7: The area I stay in PH, power supply is relatively steady, once in a while we have 23 hours light steady , on a bad day 18-21 hours light and once in a blue moon 24 hours.its been like this for months and it only gets bad when there is a fault. Nigeria is gradually getting there, let ghana be dere forming
believe me, electricity is not the biggest challenge of enterprenuership in naija, what about multiple taxtion? Do you have the least idea how much companies are taxed? fIRS,SRS,LRS etc. Yet they cant fix a simple drainage,
Talk about insecurity, that your head office can blow up any moment like thisday newspaper, Or bad govt policies?
M0r0ns take turns in the administration of this country. electricity is close to the ebb of the oportunity cost
Politics › Re: Fire At Abonima Jetty & Atali Eneka Road In Port Harcourt by jpphilips(m): 10:47am On Jul 22, 2012
Eze Promoe: I live in Igwuruta, the neighbouring town. Earlier this year, that is March 17, 2012, a tanker fell at Igwuruta roundabout, and now it's Eneka/Atali. God what's wrong with Rivers State. Who knows where next.
when gov amechi swore with his left testicle that he will not do road repairs this second term, what do you expect?
The roads are so bad that you can only move around on suv's.
obiakpor local Govt is another complete waste of public funds, they cannot even fill a pothole, cannot change a single transformer, drainage nko? Everybody is waiting for NDDC thank God they have gone to coma now, so we are sleeping together.
What a country, dont tell me abt july rains, fill the damn holes with cement mortar and asphalt it later, dumb skulls.
Romance › Re: Who Gives More In A Relationship? by jpphilips(m): 3:01pm On Jul 21, 2012
Princess pee: All men knew the truth dat it is the women dat gives more in a relationship and even at that expense the men dont seems to appreciate her for that rather if she mistkenly fault he blames her and even compare her with his ex which is very unfair. Naturally men dont give in relationship rather the women pretend and forge ahead to keep her man even when friends are saying all sort of things. Men dont appreciate what they have until they loose it.
who have u been dating? beaf?
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dike Calls Ini Edo 'Desperate Old Cargo' by jpphilips(m): 2:58pm On Jul 21, 2012
Kayusfity: Zap THEM BOTH. SLUTS ON NAIJA SCREENS
seriously think your wife is better? excuse me!! with a wife whose face is like okro soup! its understandable why you hate on sexy damsels
Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy Posing Dead In A Coffin by jpphilips(m): 2:43pm On Jul 21, 2012
damilola15: Some publicity stunt.
He's trying too hard to stay relevant IMO.
sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad
wots the big deal about coffins anyways
Car Talk › Re: Ever Had Your Car Stolen Before? Advice Others. by jpphilips(m): 2:39pm On Jul 21, 2012
Phinga: Pls how do i engage pedal lock
simple, just buy the stuff, it has an hanger head and an umbrella leg, hook the short arm behind the pedals while the umbrella head hooks the steering wheel. you will be hearing a cranky noise as it engages, it is a pedal pad lock, cost btw 1,500 to 2,000 naira in ph. make sure you have the supplied keys before you engage
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Prophesied Colorado Cinema Shooting by jpphilips(m): 2:33pm On Jul 21, 2012
[quote author=ndu_chucks]This is a great marketing and/or advertisement campaign.

My own question for the good pastor is this: why did he and his congregation not pray about the inpending tragegy? He called upon the people of America to pray but I find it telling that he and his congregation did not halt the service momentarily to conduct a special prayer to avoid this doom.[/quote]if the victim like jakumo refuses to pray, is it the messenger that will survive its aftermath in far away Nigeria that will pray on his behalf? he that has ear let him listen
Politics › Re: JEPTFON Threatens Strike As Fuel Scarcity Looms by jpphilips(m): 2:17pm On Jul 21, 2012
Billyonaire: Why are you people complaining ? When we said Subsidy should be stopped, the uninformed went into the streets and protested, now the cycle continues. Subsidy has to be stopped for us to make any headway as a country. Make i shut-up sef before I get insulted my morons.
you remove subsidy then what? Jonathan will become a genius or madueke will become a pastor? why is common sense a luxury in Nigeria?
Politics › Re: JEPTFON Threatens Strike As Fuel Scarcity Looms by jpphilips(m): 2:14pm On Jul 21, 2012
Mayor Ogwo: I think it's high time we accepted the subsidy removal so as to suffer once and enjoy later, removal of oil subsidy is the answer to such a looming chaos...
so that the inept jonathan's administration wouldn't bother on corruption again abi? all contracts should be suspended because of course, corruption will creep in abi, in fact scrap Nigeria or better still contract it to Niger republic, and what happens to standing up to the monster called corruption?

next time borrow a brain before you post
Politics › Re: GEJ - Opposition Wants To Bring Us Down by jpphilips(m): 1:52pm On Jul 21, 2012
nebula9: U are already down
he that is down fears no fall
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Height Of Desperation!! by jpphilips(m): 9:44am On Jul 21, 2012
alienware: i love dat guy's gut ! What can u do with little or no capital in this country & why should u refer to him as a fool.
nikkyshyne is just a spoilt brat who just woke up in the balcony of his popsy's duplex after stuffing himself with cornflakes through out the night,
i envy him though, he has got no inkling hw the real world in naija works.

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