₦airaland Forum

LagBlogger:
There are 3 ways I know;

1. Be born into a rich family or be connected to rich benefactors who can hook you up with a life changing job or contract.

2. Hustle hard, make small money, save like crazy then invest wisely. Maybe in 7 to 15 years time you'll become rich. Almost any legit biz can do it but it is not the easiest way. Good examples music, acting, business, trading crypto etc.

3. Become an evil money chaser i.e yahoo yahoo, selling drugs, scamming people for fake jobs, fake pastor, politician, runz girl or other evil runs

Modified: A poor igala woman that came to Abuja to fry Akara. She is the bread winner of her home. Has started building in her village and has bought the house she and her family live in.

It is possible to hustle and make it in Nigeria.

Correct. But these can only make you enough to be comfortable. All those who have attained true wealth in Nigeria are linked directly or indirectly to the government treasury.

donphilopus:
Abubakar Momoh.

I see. Esan and Bini better "double their hustle", as they say on the streets.

okosodo:
So DSS is the automatic attack dog of any APC president. To think that DSS is the American equivalent of the CIA. Them really destroy this country

It's not.

Racoon:
Happy for Prof Pate. He is a thorough bred. Kudos to Tinubu for that but he is still seating on a fraudulent electoral mandate. Thank goodness former Atiku Badaru and Gandollar didn't enter that list.

I doubt you can wish away Gandollar from our present polity. I'm sure dude will come back in some shape or form.

donphilopus:
Cool. Oshiomhole now takes everything that comes to Edo State to Etsako.

Which is the Edo name on the list?

wallex1983:
If this is the much awaited list, then it should have come since May 30th.

Nothing intriguing to me.

I agree.

CheerfulGiver:
Allow the car run till the fuel light comes up, buy 13.5liters, reset your odo. Drive the car and report back with the mpg observed once the light comes on again.

Mail me at giveranonymous77@ gmail.com and I'll add you to the telegram group

I'm adding you to the telegram group because we are currently discussing the mpg issue right now. God knows I'm not typing all that here.

Ok. Thanks.

CheerfulGiver:
One question.

What is the average mpg of your Camry? I'm not asking what the manufacturer said. What's your 2009 Camry avg consumption?

No idea. Don't know much about cars. How do I check?

dapotemi:
If your car is in good condition, you should demand btw 50k to 60k weekly...Everywhere is stew now according to report...

Raw2:
Depends on what car you gave out or are planning to give and what's the actual mpg for the car. Note, I said actual. Which means your car can be delivering mpg which is below manufacturer's avg.

It's easier to know how much a driver should pay if you have this info. He may actually be spending more on fuel because you gave him a bad car. 40k a week maybe fair or wicked depending on what kind of car he is driving for you.

Car owners fail for many reasons which they are not aware of due to their ignorance.

Thank you.

It's a 2009 Camry. Good condition.

Nice2023:
Military is now needed.

There is no law and order any more in this country.

What have u gained since the adventure of agbada politics?

They all steal at random without fear knowing that there is room for negotiation(plea bargain) but during the military they were not like that.

No kidnapping,no bokoharam, no bandits,no yahoo boys especially the ritual ones.

Just forget it,Nigeria needs cleansing honestly.

There was no law and order under the military - crime was rampant.

Looting was invented by the military. Back in the first and second republics, politicians stole 10% of contract money. IBB institutionalised corruption and today's politicians learnt from them.

I can give you names of people that have been jailed for corruption since 1999. Give me names of people that were jailed under the military.

419 started in 1991 under the military - so what are you talking about? According to Sgt Rogers, even the government itself (Abacha) was doing ritual killings during the military era.

The problems that lead to the start of kidnapping in Nigeria, the neglect of the Niger Delta, were created by the military.

When I hear folk like you calling for the military, I just shake my head.

Urheadmaster:


Bomboclats.

Bola Ahmed Tinubu ministerial list is all about the return of past crooks

Na so we see am o.

Raw2:
I practice what I preach. This is my gross for Monday and Tuesday, plus 5k offline yesterday.

If you're still complaining it's because you don't know what the fück you're doing wrong and you're too fücking proud to ask.

Dey play.

Please how much is being returned to the owner these days? If you give a person your car for Uber?

Banuso99:
Bazoum is nothing but a puppet of the imperial France. He should resign and leave government.

Alright. Let's see what Wagner will do once they start running the country. You people ain't seen notin yet.

Farmguy:
I honestly appreciate the democracy we have as a nation. But his stats are true.. Looking at infrastructural development alone.... The military government did well compared to what we have now

If you ask my grandmother (who died last year and was not literate) who the best leader Nigeria ever had is, she will give you two names - Awolowo and Obasanjo. Awolowo because of one vaccine he brought that eradicated one nasty childhood disease when he was the premier or Western Region and Obasanjo for GSM phones. But were Awo and OBJ really spectacular for these things they "brought"? No. Those things would have come at the TIME they did irrespective of who was in power.

richidinho:
Niger = Nigeria

God When?

Before you quote me ignorantly remember

The millitary built 4 refineries, the democratic govt built none

99.9% of our national assets were built by the millitary but sold by the democratic govts

They conducted the most free and fair elections in the country but our democratic govts are struggling to conduct just one that is acceptable by the people

Where does one even start with this analysis? You think the military are better? Ok o.

West Africa. Back in the 80's. Sad.

I'm sure Wagner will soon show up in Niger to complete the circle.

My friend's driver wants to start taking his car for Uber. He say's he'll be returning N30,000 per week. Is this a good idea? Is Uber/Bolt still a good idea?

pocohantas:
Funny thread. Men and women would marry themselves if they deem themselves compatible and "in love".

I have male and female friends in the UK. The major problem I see is they are overly cautious of themselves and no relationship would ever work where both parties are trying to be "smart".

Touché!

Racoon:
Samson simply desecrated his calling as God's beloved even as a Nazareen and belonging to the Levitical Priesthood order. May I never sacrifice my calling for pecuniary gain. What a lesson to genuine believers.

Was Samson a Levite?

ahnie:
A man man was caught on CCTV camera this morning stealing a jumbo loaf of bread, which I believe he wants to feed his family with.

He was thoroughly beaten and disgraced,they had to call his wife to witness the show of shame.

Some people said,he has been caught several times in the act.that he's a kleptomaniac.

I feel instead of going thru that channel of lifting the loaf of bread, he should have simply asked for help from friends n relatives.

I believed they would have come thru For him, and he has a respected aura.

Please, what does the bolded mean?

gaby:
Guinness books need to document this feat.

I agree. Twin-athon.

ebukajay184:
Goodluck Jonathan Joins World Leaders At International Leadership Conference (Photos)

Nigeria's ex-president, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan joined other world leaders at the international Leadership Conference in Phnom Penh, Cambodia, IGBERETV reports.

Photos from his attendance shared on his Facebook page were captioned;



https://www.facebook.com/100044268826121/posts/pfbid04ddwyEcp797mwPL27SHzb74JADWWJ8PEwPQKGBcqpWoma8m6x83FsAiuTAKnGuBnl/?mibextid=Nif5oz

I wonder what Mr Jonathan knows about peace, democracy and development. Well, he does know a bit about democracy.

TheOldGods:

No point boiling for 24hrs, you still achieve the same boiling point. Water can never go above 100 desgrees. Boiling for 24hrs is just wasting gas

ppogba:
You do not even need to boli the devil himself for 24 hours.

Anthrax na iron?

Lol. Ok.

Kenneth4u205:
Sound untrue to me . Nothing can survive boiling water on earth.

I heard anthrax has to be boiled for 24 hrs. The thing has strong head. It's not the first organism to resist heat though.

copyrites:
https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/nigerias-ibori-petty-thief-governor-prison-2023-07-21/?taid=64bab2b51dc5750001acbb57&utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter

From Petty Thief to Governor to Prison to Political Godfather to Possible Future President.

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??




The lawyer hopes you get into trouble.
The doctor hopes you get sick.
The police hopes you become a criminal.
The landlord hopes you don't build a house.
The dentist hopes that your teeth decay.
The mechanic hopes your car breaks down.
The coffin maker wants you dead.

Only a thief wishes you prosperity in life.

Are you a thief, sir?

Asking so I can start praying for you for wishing me prosperity.

Kcfresh2103:
Heritage bank of all banks
This one shock me enter bone.

Access nko? Another yeye award.

This thing is going to cause loss of jobs and economic recession.

FSBoperator:
Same useless Jew house that endorsed Buhari ?

How did they endorse Buhari any more than they endorsed Tinubu?

Bonjelomo:
Racism

Infobase101:
Blacks always at the receiving end.

Really?

luckedesiri:
... And yet he was humbled by wagner boss that he fled Moscow.. Make una deh whine unaselves

You dey mind Putinistas. I'm reading and laughing. The image of Mr Putin they have in their heads is that of a six-year-old kid who thinks his father can defeat a lion bare-handed.

sholay4star:
Oil dey your head joor

Oil no dey. Small water sef, I doubt.