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Food › Re: Unveiling Peak Yoghurt 1 Litre Strawberry Flavour by JuanDeDios: 2:56pm On Jul 17, 2023
Capernum:
Who savings epp?

You motivational speakers are your still in business? Do you fuel your car like before?

But seriously, how do I save and buy yoghurt at the same time?
Lol at bolded.

Chill. I'm no motivational speaker - not that there's anything wrong with being a motivational speaker. I was just playing on the word YOGHURT like the post I replied to did.
Food › Re: Unveiling Peak Yoghurt 1 Litre Strawberry Flavour by JuanDeDios: 12:48pm On Jul 17, 2023
Capernum:
We know the price will be scary already. If it is more than 1 litre of petrol, it is expensive. I can't be buying fuel for 550 and buy yoghurt more than that. That yoghurt will indeed hurt. angry angry angry grin grin
You no go hurt if you save for it very well.
Politics › Re: IGP Egbetokun Withdraws Moblle Police Escorts From VIPs (see full list) by JuanDeDios: 10:18am On Jul 17, 2023
seborrhic:
Every IGP does this same rubbish.
Why can't this people come out with unique ideas for God's sake!
So they expect former office holders with means to be going about unsecured with rate of kidnapping and frustration in Nigeria?
The other reasonable alternative is a policy document that empowers private security guards to carry arms,so that they can be employed as guards by these set of exposed people.
I've been saying this since forever. As long as we don't have armed private security, people will do what it takes to get armed police escort. Even aside politicians, try forcing Burna Boy or Femi Otedola's children to go about unprotected.
Politics › Re: IGP Egbetokun Withdraws Moblle Police Escorts From VIPs (see full list) by JuanDeDios: 10:16am On Jul 17, 2023
fergie001:
SOURCE
They've started again. Every time, gra gra gra. As is these people don't need police escort.
Romance › Re: Photos Of A Cute Couple Who Met On Nairaland by JuanDeDios: 8:36pm On Jul 16, 2023
obembet:
God when huh when 😭😭😭😭? Stil Dot know why nairaland guys dey ignore me
With that beautiful smile? Are they blind? Let's chat in the DM jare.
Politics › Re: Oba Of Benin Visits President Tinubu (Photos And Videos) by JuanDeDios: 4:38pm On Jul 14, 2023
Interesting how Prince Ihenede carries Prince Aghatise along. This is a new approach, if you ask me. Good one from Oba Ewuare.

Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Denies Being Married With Four Children by JuanDeDios: 4:17pm On Jul 14, 2023
Bluntguy:
Rihanna is taken. He should stop waiting.
How old is Don Jazzy?
Politics › Re: Sit-at-home: Army Chief Orders Raid On IPOB Hideouts by JuanDeDios: 2:10pm On Jul 13, 2023
LeopardX:
Thank you. And when Finland concludes their investigation and it's discovered that it was a Nigerian covert operation that killed Ekpa, a resident in their country, what do you think will happen? Especially with Finland as a member of EU and NATO?
What will be the implication of this operation on innocent Nigerians, and even black Africans in general, relocating to the EU?

IMPLICATIONS. CONSEQUENCES. These are the reasons FG can't do shit about Ekpa in Finland.
There will be NO implications for Nigerians and Africans in the EU. And NATO won't bomb Nigeria. Stop catastrophising.

These things happen. Yes, there will be consequences - but it'll be mostly recall of ambassadors and all. At worst, a couple of sanctions. If I were the president, the main reason I'd hesitate is because of the political and rule of law ramifications of ordering a hit on a Nigerian citizen.
Politics › Re: Sit-at-home: Army Chief Orders Raid On IPOB Hideouts by JuanDeDios: 9:27am On Jul 13, 2023
Nwodosis:
Why can't the government hunt for Simon Ekpa abi na Ekperima the way they hunted for Nnamdi Kanu?
I wonder o. I'd send a badass NIA agent to go sneak into his apartment and do him strong thing in that Finland.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Army Arrests Fake Lance Corporal Inside A Bank by JuanDeDios: 8:21am On Jul 12, 2023
chrisxxx:
The Spokesman of Nigeria Army 6 Division, Port Harcourt, Lt.-Col. Ikedichi Iweha presented the fake soldier before newsmen in Port Harcourt on Tuesday.
So Iweha is now a Lt-Col. From Captain the last time I heard him "speaking". Go for him.
Food › Re: Another Nigerian Lady Starts 200-Hour Snail-A-Thon In Style (Pix, Video) by JuanDeDios: 12:05am On Jul 12, 2023
abobote:
Where will she get the snails for that

Anyway, I like congo meat
If you get wind of the venue, link me abeg.
Health › Re: What Can Be The Cause Of My Friend's Childlessness by JuanDeDios: 5:45pm On Jul 11, 2023
Righteousness2:
There is nothing wrong with your Friend. Her case is that GOD ALMIGHTY will be Glorified.

Medically, my own wife will not conceive talkless of giving birth. Today I have my child.

I have seen Women whose womb were removed and shown to them. Today they care mothers of mutiple children.

Take your Friend to THE LORD'S CHOSEN. THE GOD OF CHOSEN IS HIGHLY TRUSTED AND PROVEN To BREAK EVERY YOKE AND FILL YOU WITH YOU JOY
What if the friend is a Catholic. Can the GOD OF CATHOLICS do it?
Politics › Re: LP: Obi Not Planning 2027 Presidential Run by JuanDeDios: 9:33am On Jul 11, 2023
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Obi, Adebanjo's Statements Treasonable - LP factional Publicity Sec by JuanDeDios: 4:03pm On Jul 10, 2023
Cardozzo:
Who Else knows Slawomir is not a real Niggar?
Think about it
Even though the Edo boy keeps aligning himself with a particular tribe when he could have stood his damn neutral ground... Or better still play the peace maker between the two tribes at war Edo is more Yoruba than abakaliki is Igbo Get sense bro or better still show me Real evidence that Tinubu is not your president... I mean real proof
grin
Wait make Isekhure hear you.
Music/Radio › Re: Which Song Would You Sing At Karaoke's Night? by JuanDeDios: 12:32pm On Jul 08, 2023
helinues:
Of course , we all have our favorite songs that we can sing along to lyrically.

If you were to sing at Karaoke's night, which song would you sing to?

As for me

Nick Jonas - This is heaven
Rihanna - Rehab
Miley Cyrus - When I look at you
Harry Styles - Watermelon Sugar
Justin Bieber - Lonely
That's where I belong, by Andre
Travel › Re: Edo Woman & Her SUV Skid Off Muddy Sapele Benin Road, Plunge Into A Ditch by JuanDeDios: 9:30am On Jul 08, 2023
sultanofpigs:
This is the EDO State that Oshimoles Built. grin
If governor governed a state well, ditches will disappear? (No fan of Oshiomhole, just questioning your criterion for judging governance.)
Politics › Re: China, Nigeria To Build Device In Monitoring Earthquakes, Volcanic Eruptions by JuanDeDios: 1:08pm On Jul 07, 2023
phr0nesis:
Missplace priority. Two disasters that are least likely to happen in Nigeria is what these people are wasting money to monitor. The disasters of poverty, terrorism, poor medical facilities etc are killing Nigerians daily and no solution is yet table for that.

Nigeria is located very far from any tectonic plate (Areas with high probability of earthquakes occuring) and the last time I checked, the only volcanic mountains we have in Nigeria are considered to be extinct (Volcano that hasn't erupted in human existence and has low likelihood of ever erupting).
That's the part I don't get.
Business › Re: Banks Abandon Uniform Atms, OTC Transaction Policy by JuanDeDios: 10:05am On Jul 07, 2023
skywalker240:
I don't care

All I know is that


It will favour me and my Family 🤣🤣😂 grin
This one might not.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Raids Prigozhin’s Mansion; Humiliates Excile Warlord After Failed Uprising by JuanDeDios: 11:31am On Jul 06, 2023
meolaniyi:
Putin my man!
Uraaaaa
Should we be worried? I mean, I hope you're not a mass murderer too.
Business › Re: POS: CBN Engages Operators, Zenith Bank Cautions Agents On Transaction Fees Hike by JuanDeDios: 10:36am On Jul 06, 2023
TheFreshVanilla:
Pos money doesn't last 24hrs. Avoid it.
huh
Please expatiate.
Culture › Re: The Ugly Guinness Book Of Record Trend by JuanDeDios: 10:48am On Jul 05, 2023
Jaybee3456:
... see this ondo girl she slept off while trying to break the hilda's record ... or the other lady that slumped while doing massage...
True? Hilarious. Who has the link to these stories?
Education › Re: Mmesoma Ejikeme Gets Scholarship Sponsorship To The UK From Bitcoin Chief by JuanDeDios: 10:24am On Jul 04, 2023
datola:
Congratulations to the girl. She spoke well in that video.

But which one is 'attack on entire igbo race' On top watinghuh
Me sef don't understand o.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Embraces France In Early Foreign Policy Shift by JuanDeDios: 12:09pm On Jul 03, 2023
Senioreddy:
Way to go.
Tinubu trying to let the US and Brits understand that we can always pitch our tent elsewhere if you wanna play God
How are the US and UK playing God? What makes the French better for us than them?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Violent Protests Rock France After Teen's Death, Cars Burnt, 800 Arrested (Pics) by JuanDeDios: 12:05am On Jul 02, 2023
proeast:
France is now looking like a third world country. Any country with large Muslim population will always be at risk of violence.
Still a first world country though. If these riots took place in third world country, 857 would've been shot and another 765 detained in underground cells and tutored.
Business › Re: Naira Now Undervalued After Float, Bank Of America Says by JuanDeDios: 11:01am On Jun 30, 2023
Bidema:
Guys please when last did your country monitored American economy.

That's what you get when you depend on people for your daily bread
Lol. Anyone can monitor anyone, dear. If you read columns in BusinessDay or watch financial programmes on AriseTV and Channels, our own analysts review the economies, currencies and stock markets of the US and other developed countries every day.
Politics › Re: Marketers Project ₦‎700/Litre Petrol by JuanDeDios: 11:54am On Jun 29, 2023
visaclick:
Look at that fool saying nigerians are willing to suffer today. Tinubu’s people are really handling this PR very well and no wonder pictures of his son as he is always plugged to a powerbank, always online defending his father’s bad leadership schemes.
These policies aren't unique to the Emi lo kan crooner though. The Dubai bobo or the China statistician would have implemented same.
Career › Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by JuanDeDios: 11:50am On Jun 29, 2023
brainycaleb:
Bro... you're an Extremist! If you say you're saved, why be afraid of geckos and spiders? I introduced Geckos into my apartment and I saw a substantial decrease in the activities of small roaches in my home.
Even mosquitoes too. Don't listen to the fanatics.
Career › Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by JuanDeDios: 11:49am On Jun 29, 2023
N3TRAL:
Cover you food. Wall Geckos are harmless.
Thank you jare.
Career › Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by JuanDeDios: 11:48am On Jun 29, 2023
Cassandraloius:
American girls with attitude na 5 and 6.
Well, if you kill a gecko in my house, I'd be pretty upset too.
Celebrities › Re: Insults Won't Work Michael: Yvonne Nelson Replies Sarkodie's Diss Track by JuanDeDios: 6:17pm On Jun 28, 2023
Did she have the baby? Or she did the abortion?
Politics › Re: Abdulrasheed Bawa Moved From DSS Headquarters To Private Facility by JuanDeDios: 2:59pm On Jun 28, 2023
TemplarLandry:
cool He must not be tortured…
If he was indeed involved in that Naira "redesign" and confiscation business, his title should be Torturer of the Year. But I agree with you, no torture.
Politics › Re: Pulling Out Parade For Former Chief Of Army Staff Lt Gen Farouk Yahaya by JuanDeDios: 2:54pm On Jun 25, 2023
[quote author=naptu2 post=124026445][/quote]I see.

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