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Career › Re: 200 Thousand Minimum Wage Breakdown By Chatgpt by JuanDeDios: 6:31pm On Jun 06, 2023
oz4real83:
You want to spend 40k\month on food in today's nigeria shocked. To cook an average pot of stew and soup will cost more than a quarter of that 40k and these will last for just a few days excluding rice and eba\semo\whatever shocked. I went to a primary healthcare in Edo state about 3 weeks ago which is supposed to be the lowest form of health provider after having symptoms of malaria, I paid N300 for card, N7, 500 for three tests and N15, 500 for medication. Totally over N22, 000 for just malaria treatment shocked. This op and his chatgpt break down na trash.
I doubt you know what a breakdown is. A TOTAL was given for the AI to work with. If you gave it N500,000 you would have seen different results.
Family › Re: Subsidy Removal : What personal Adjustment are you making? by JuanDeDios: 9:50pm On Jun 05, 2023
QuinModah:
With the removal of subsidy, how are you adjusting to?
What are you doing differently to cut cost in the fuel hike?
1. Reduce purchase of fuel consumption & the number of times the generator is put on
2. Buy a power bank
3. Applying trekking when applicable
4. Farming
5. Buying only necessities
6. Alternative means of income
7. No more hangout with the girls

Let's hear yours
1. Buying two stabilizers and repairing the one I already had (to avoid turning on the gen during the frequent episodes of low voltage)
2. Buying a power bank for the laptop
Family › Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by JuanDeDios: 3:19pm On Jun 05, 2023
EriMma1:
Wnat kind of question is this?

You've not figured and worked out how to have your privacy, you're still talking about having sex so you can produce another child in that same small space. This time around, you won't even have time round the clock.

People should learn to plan before jumping into marriage and not after rushing in and getting stuck in a tight corner to avoid all this kind of stories that touch. This is how children learn bad things and spoil from an early age.

Let them forget about having fun for now and work on getting a bigger space with separate rooms for their children.
Another 20-year-old who sees the world from her narrow prism and wants everyone to live by her standards.
Family › Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by JuanDeDios: 3:18pm On Jun 05, 2023
garriAndsugar:
I know you are the family friend here
How intelligent of you.
Career › Re: ‘I Rely On Sex Work To Survive,’ - Policewoman by JuanDeDios: 2:31pm On Jun 05, 2023
Image123:
folly. It is wrong to be owed salary but it is more wrong to prostitute your body. There are so many people in different spheres of life being owed, it is never an excuse.
The narrow prism of the religionist. Life must be so easy when the world is so black and white.
Politics › Re: Dangote's Fuel Monopoly Risks Soaring Petrol Prices - Joe Ajaero by JuanDeDios: 7:11am On Jun 05, 2023
richidinho:
Dangote refinery will start work in 2025

Forget the lies they are telling you, that refinery is still @ 65% completion
You dey mind them
Politics › Re: Support My Father - Tinubu’s Daughter, Folashade Tells Nigerians by JuanDeDios: 10:15pm On Jun 04, 2023
ManirBK:
https://dailytrust.com/support-my-father-tinubus-daughter-tells-nigerians/
I thought she already launched the Friends of Folashade (FoF) to do that.
Business › Re: CBN Devalues Naira To 630/$1 by JuanDeDios: 10:01am On Jun 01, 2023
domDva:
https://dailytrust.com/exclusive-cbn-devalues-naira-to-630-1/
Half measures. Eliminate the damn dual window.
Career › Re: Civil Servants, Military To Experience Delay In May Salaries by JuanDeDios: 8:50am On Jun 01, 2023
GeneralPula:
Our correspondent gathered that this was because Ministries, Departments and Agencies were yet to get debit approval from the Central Bank of Nigeria.

This CBN Governor ehh..
Seems the dude is still after Tinubu. Lol.
Politics › Re: The Moment Remi Tinubu Resumed Work At Aso Rock by JuanDeDios: 3:33pm On May 31, 2023
alabiman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzWEF2yoHdQ
Where is the moment the First Daughter resumed?
Crime › Re: Adegoke's Murder: Hotel Receptionist, Adesola Sentenced To 2yrs Imprisonment by JuanDeDios: 3:31pm On May 31, 2023
Phantom233:
Have you ever seen a convict being hanged in Nigeria? Where is Evan's the notorious kidnapper? Wadume nko, abi na pastor Clifford? Leave Nigerian judiciary cos it's a branch of nollywood. grin
Sir, hanging is not the job of the judiciary. The reason people are not being hanged is because GOVERNORS are not signing death warrants.
Crime › Re: Adegoke's Murder: Hotel Receptionist, Adesola Sentenced To 2yrs Imprisonment by JuanDeDios: 3:05pm On May 31, 2023
KunleAkingbadeh:
There seems to be a perversion in this judgement. It is more or less as if the girl was discharged & acquitted in this very complex murder case.

How can the defense Counsel & the Prosecution Counsel appealed to the court to tender justice with mercy on her own case in their respective Allocutus?

They said that she provided missing links to the hidden facts of the case and she took on a sober posture. How?

Is this not the same receptionist who earns over 100k monthly at her duty post?

Which 3-Star hotel in this part of the world, even in Lagos pays their receptionists over 100k monthly?

There seems to be a twist in her Judgement. All is well!
Also my first time hearing of the prosecution and the defence pleading together for mercy for an accused person. Hmm.
Travel › Re: Moove Is Impounding Uber Drivers’ Cars In Nigeria by JuanDeDios: 10:08am On May 31, 2023
seyicodes:
I remember when I was looking for car to work with like sapa wan kill me then , thank God i didn't go for this moove car. Na diẹ. 7 million for that smallest one and 9 million for the other one. 10 trips everyday kilode. I got the best deal of Toyota Corolla Sport Tokunbo for 4 million and 30k weekly. I no kuku bother registering with Uber. It's me and Bolt for life.
So why do you prefer Bolt to Uber?
Politics › Re: Gunshots Fired As SSS Alleged Siege On EFCC Lagos Office Continues by JuanDeDios: 10:04am On May 31, 2023
Bobloco:
Copy it and paste it on Google. You will get the answers you seek
Alright
Politics › Re: Gunshots Fired As SSS Alleged Siege On EFCC Lagos Office Continues by JuanDeDios: 7:44am On May 31, 2023
Bobloco:
"Mr Tinubu’s many controversies, from perjury, multiple identities, corruption to documented drug-trafficking, are also beginning to embolden the country’s darker instincts, with politicians, officials and security operatives, making a show of competing for who is the baddest gangster."
Where is this quotation from?
Business › If You Work At A Bank, Please Come In by JuanDeDios(op): 10:46pm On May 30, 2023
Please what's a FORM A REQUEST?
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Directs DSS To Vacate EFCC Office Immediately by JuanDeDios: 7:08pm On May 30, 2023
lhordspy:
Very nice.

The era of government agencies behaving anyhow, unprincipled and sordidly are over. We now have a proactive government, who is anything but nonchalant nor 'deaf', that can take control and will take control of the country.

The days of unchecked bad policies, unruly behaviours from governmental organisations and agencies are over.

Let it be known, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu is incharge not deciding-cabal.
I hope so. This is a good one.
Politics › Re: SSS v EFCC: No rivalry, we are only occupying 'our' facility - Afunanya by JuanDeDios: 6:39pm On May 30, 2023
Dialpad:
Lol ... the hunter gets hunted, the EFCC should be scrapped.

Duplicate functions with other government agencies
Who is the EFCC duplicating? Nobody, especially the police, takes the police serious. ICPC doesn't much other than issue a statement every now and then. EFCC's the only agency politicians fear a little.
Politics › Re: More Photos As Ex President Buhari Arrives Daura, Katsina State by JuanDeDios: 7:48pm On May 29, 2023
LordviccoDaGuru:
more photos
How long before Aisha returns to Dubai? Just wondering.
Politics › Re: Fuel Subsidy Is Gone - President Bola Tinubu by JuanDeDios:
NgeneUkwenu:
"The fuel Subsidy is gone. It is unjustifiable.....we shall rechannel the funds to education and healthcare....."

Bola Ahmed Tinubu...




https://leadership.ng/breaking-fuel-subsidy-is-gone-says-tinubu/#:~:text=In%20the%20first%20policy%20directive,the%20wake%20of%20drying%20resources.
Lol. Probably a smart move doing it today. Labour won't have time to strategise.
Politics › Re: Alex Otti Sworn-In As Abia Governor, Ikechukwu Emetu As Deputy by JuanDeDios: 4:07pm On May 29, 2023
Highlife217:
Future President of Nigeria
If he runs Abia well, why not?
Food › Re: Went To Hilda Bacis Restaurant To Eat. Pictures And Prices And Review Included by JuanDeDios: 3:29pm On May 29, 2023
Donedeal1:
Next time try swallow with edokan ikong

Or semi with bitter leaf,

Talking from experience though.
People eat semo with bitter leaf. Interesting.
Food › Re: Went To Hilda Bacis Restaurant To Eat. Pictures And Prices And Review Included by JuanDeDios: 3:26pm On May 29, 2023
sukkot:
So I went to see my gurl Hilda Baci to see what she got cooking. had to empty the bank akant just to bring yall this content. the place is alright, the AC is very strong, its small and cute.

The food prices? A bit on the high side for like swallow eaters like soup starts from 5000 naira. Just the soup alone without the meat and swallow. the rice i bought is 1500, the fish 2000 and malt is 400 for a total of 3900 naira. the food was straight up garbage. TAsted horrible. I could only stomach half of it till i abandoned the rest. I give it a solid 3 out of 10.

The positives are the AC is very cold and the malt was very cold. would i go back ? nope
5k for soup is pretty standard in Lagos once you go to a proper restaurant. Sorry about your experience with the rice.
Food › Re: Went To Hilda Bacis Restaurant To Eat. Pictures And Prices And Review Included by JuanDeDios: 3:24pm On May 29, 2023
Mom007:
You went to a calabar woman's restaurant and ordered rice? Not really their strong suit you know... undecided They are known for their soups though this ones sound ridiculously overpriced. If you want great rice meals, our mothers from the west have that on lockdown!
Oh, really? I'll give them a try.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Strictly for singles ready for something serious & Marriage by JuanDeDios: 7:00am On May 28, 2023
wumi2017:
Hi
Hello
Foreign Affairs › Re: Germany Slips Into Recession As Inflation, Higher Interest Bite by JuanDeDios: 2:21pm On May 25, 2023
Good line for Lai Mohammed or whoever replaces him - even Germany is in recession, but thanks to Buhari (or Tinubu), there is no recession in Nigeria.
Business › Re: Refinery: We’ll Ask Dangote To Sell Forex At Good Rate — Emefiele by JuanDeDios: 2:08pm On May 25, 2023
orisa37:
EMEFIELE IS MANY TIMES A "COUNTERFACTUAL ABRACADABRA".

DANGOTE'S COMPANY MEMORANDUM OF ASSOCIATION DOESN'T INCLUDE SALE OF MONEY AND FOREX.
Lol. You sef see am.
Business › Re: Refinery: We’ll Ask Dangote To Sell Forex At Good Rate — Emefiele by JuanDeDios: 1:51pm On May 25, 2023
seborrhic:
This dull looking dunce has come up again with another of his stone aged economics.
If the refinery will bring in foreign exchange,as is claimed,you don't need to force or beg him to sell at favourable rate.As long as the dollar is entering the market,it will sell at good rate because this time around Dangote won't be the only source of foreign exchange,there will still be majority and substantial earnings from sale of crude.
The only message this dullard wants to pass is that goverment should quash the subsidy regime because of course it would benefit the likes of Emefiele substantially because I bet anything,he has a financial stake in this refinery,aside the billions of dollars he made the CBN to pump into it.
The other day the fraud told people Dangote has started repaying loans from a refinery that hasn't sold one single litre of fuel.
Isn't that his sole expertise - Stone Age economics?
Family › Re: I Am Not Getting Attracted To Her Sexually by JuanDeDios: 5:30am On May 25, 2023
taylor89:
Konji go soon kill you

God no go let me see anything wey go make me knack two times a month, i dey even Fvck my babe on hospital bed with injection port in my hand

Me wey Fvck dey hungry per second

Very soon you go dey come out for T-Junction dey shout I wan knack oo I wan knack oo

E don do me before, if I sneeze like this sperm go come out, if I run my sweat go dey drip like Ogbono, my spit na spermatozoa

Even Tinubu knacks Remi more than that

Anyways pray hard bcuz I don witness over 8 people wey konji kill
grin
Family › Re: Husband Flies 1st Class, Makes Wife And Children Sit In Economy - Is It Right? by JuanDeDios: 6:58pm On May 23, 2023
Freelancerr:
No be crime now 😂

Na normal thing
Putting the kids in economy, yes. But the wife being is FC while hubby is in EC is not normal. Doesn't sound right at all.
Romance › Re: Love Letter A Male Student Wrote To His Female Teacher by JuanDeDios: 1:25pm On May 23, 2023
erai30:
I forgot to wear my helmet before reading the letter, now I'm having serious headache. Olodo has fallen in love with his teacher, should be the title of this letter. angry
Not such an olodo - well, it depends on what class he is. Yes, he needs to learn punctuation and improve his grammar, but he spells well and he understands paragraphing. He also understands the concept of negotiation - that you promise/offer something valuable to get something valuable.
Politics › Re: Buhari Commissions New Customs Headquarters In Abuja by JuanDeDios: 1:19pm On May 23, 2023
b3llo:
This week to 29 May will be all about commissioning
Yes. For completed and uncompleted projects. I'm sure even foundations and MOUs will be commissioned this week.

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