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RomanceRe: Is This Real Or It's Photoshop? by JudgementHammer: 1:00pm On Dec 16, 2015
If na photoshop dem no go gather around him like that na. Sorry her. Or him-her/her-him
FamilyRe: My Mum’s Affairs Embarrass Me by JudgementHammer:
The funny thing is if u tell ppl say ur mama dey dabaru ur marriage, dem go say shut up, how u go dey talk bad thing abt d person weh carry u for womb for 9months. Make una see now how mama weh born person dey constitute problem to her pikin.

Does she not have snrs that she can listen to in d family? Maybe u shd tell someone that she can listen to. Or tell ur siblings..I believe they are reasonable and upright too, u ppl shd co-operate and object against ur mother's flattering. When u gang up against her actions, fear go catch her.
FamilyRe: 14 Reasons To Know A Real Gentel Man! by JudgementHammer: 10:07am On Dec 16, 2015
Lol. Op. Wch website u go download all this lesson from

U said if u cannot make her ur wife, don't make her a mother. What if na she dey whine waste come ur bedroom because u get small change for atm. Wetin u go do?
FamilyRe: Guys If You Like Sex Dont Marry A Virgin Marry A "Slut" by JudgementHammer:
chichi234:
My advice to guys who like sex is NEVER to marry a virgin but marry a girl with correct sexual history. Sex is very important in marriage. A slut wife will satisfy all your sexual needs. Virgins most of the times reject alot of sexual fantasies as unnatural. Virgins will say no Bloujobs Anall sex or even dooggystyles.
Lol. U gat a point sha. Whatever makes a girl a virgin till a reasonable age will also make her think versatile sex styles are immoral.

I've seen an SU who ran to d sitting room the 1st day her husband touched her after wedding it took a lot of counselling from their pastor and his wife b4 she knew she was now free to let her man explore her.
RomanceRe: Guys,what Will Be Your Reaction/action In Your Gf/wife Slaps You. by JudgementHammer: 8:34am On Dec 16, 2015
northvietnam:
Gf is just temporal, no serious commitment..
your Wife is the mother of your children , your helper, your bedmate , your supporter. ur sister, ur friend , ur mother .
she shares ur pains and gains...

thats the deference
Good. The op talked abt gf not wife. U said if ur wife slapped u, u'll go on hunger strike. So now what will be ur reaction to a slap from ur gf.
RomanceRe: Guys,what Will Be Your Reaction/action In Your Gf/wife Slaps You. by JudgementHammer: 8:27am On Dec 16, 2015
Decker:
If my girlfriend slaps me, I won't slap her back or try to reply her assault, because if I do, I might hurt her, so I will just be a gentleman and walk away, plus I am not an advocate for hitting women. I have never hit a woman before and I have vowed never to.

Although, I don't think I would do anything that would warrant a slap from my girlfriend, but if I somehow did, then she would have to apologize to me for slapping me, and I will try not to repeat whatever prompted her to slap me.

I would also warn her never to try such ever again.
Lolz. Ur prayer shd be never to find urself in relationship with a woman of rude character. If ure this upright, then u don't deserve a woman of rude character who can slap an upright man. Simple
RomanceRe: Guys,what Will Be Your Reaction/action In Your Gf/wife Slaps You. by JudgementHammer: 8:21am On Dec 16, 2015
talktonase:
A man that hits or strikes a woman has successfully sold his manhood!
Okay. But a woman who hits and strikes a man is of good womanhood character right? undecided
RomanceRe: Guys,what Will Be Your Reaction/action In Your Gf/wife Slaps You. by JudgementHammer: 8:19am On Dec 16, 2015
northvietnam:
if my wife slap me, I will just walk away & embark on hunger strike for 2 weeks
What's ur difference btw a wife and a gf
RomanceRe: Guys,what Will Be Your Reaction/action In Your Gf/wife Slaps You. by JudgementHammer: 7:55am On Dec 16, 2015
Her mood changed..mtcheeew. Joking about slapping ur bf shd actually be curtailed b4 it goes public. I like d response u gave that joke

Newton's 3rd law of motion says "to every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction". So if it really happened that she slapped me, I will give her an equal and opposite slap. That's for a gf

But if it was my wife that slapped me, honestly for 2days or more I will still be in d shocking suprise of what gave her the boldness talkless of thinking on how to react.
RomanceRe: Never Been Approached By A Guy by JudgementHammer: 12:21am On Dec 16, 2015
sage2:
Which one be official b.f again?
I wonder o
RomanceRe: Never Been Approached By A Guy by JudgementHammer: 12:19am On Dec 16, 2015
profojah:
Wait.. Na ur pusssy dey under that bum Short? shocked one white-like thing under.@dp abi my eyes dey see double.
Lolz
RomanceRe: Is Smoking A Sin? by JudgementHammer: 12:02am On Dec 16, 2015
Lwkmd. Anyway me I get 1 question..

Is fvcking pusssy a sin?

..Cus fvck and pusssy is not in the bible
RomanceRe: How To Attract Ladies by JudgementHammer: 11:52pm On Dec 15, 2015
11) Do money ritual.
RomanceRe: A Relationship Coach In The House Should Please Explain This. Am Confused! by JudgementHammer: 11:48pm On Dec 15, 2015
Gasout:
Haba bro! Take it easy. U started well bt, d last line of ur comment is absurd!
Lol. I no mean to insult u at all. I was just trying to say na dat kind guy dem dey find..ritual/quick money guy. I had no intension to abuse u.
RomanceRe: A Relationship Coach In The House Should Please Explain This. Am Confused! by JudgementHammer: 11:16pm On Dec 15, 2015
Gasout:
" NO! Friendship first. I'll remind you of your proposer if the relationship is gonna work; i'll also let you know in due time if the relationship would not"


That was the reply I received from a lady I approached last month. I'm really confused with her reply. The question is ' what does she mean by her assertion? ; for how long will I wait? what should I start doing to win her heart? 'I don't get!'

Please, I need a relationship expert in this great forum to explain to me what she really meant by her assertion


Cc: lalasticlala
Lol. She has many men in her hands. Its d one with d quickest money that the proposal will work with. So go do money ritual.
RomanceRe: Is It Right For Husband To Seize the wife Phone? by JudgementHammer:
figur8:
Hi nairalanders,am new and happy to op here for the first time.i bumped into nl some months ago since then i have been addictive,i haven't gotten a job yet.my husband noticed and warned i spend more time with my phone lately.i always make sure everything he needs is ready before he comes back from work.so yesterday when he was watching football,i was bored,i open nairaland to see what is trending.he notice and took the phone from me.i first taught he was fibbing and he will later give me back,until he took it to bed and work this morning before he released it this evening.i got into a small argument with him.nl do you think he's right for him to seize my phone?
Lolz. Funny. I'm sure there's more to this story than this. If he siezed ur phone when he was fully occupied by watching football, then he didn't sieze it bcus u were pressing it at d time he was watching the ball. He probably siezed it bcus d phone has been distracting ur attention from him in previous times and he was fed up. The siezing was a result of accumulated frustration that he's been having from ur addiction 2 d phone. Not bcus of d ball
RomanceRe: I Don't Wish To Get Marry by JudgementHammer:
Op. I really understand you. I'm from a separated parentage too and I stayed with my mum and in my own case I don't have siblings..I'm d only one so no one to call my own. If I tell u I've not even met some of my uncles and aunts b4 u may not believe. Even the ones I've met, I don't really know them well. I once thought like u especially when no girl seem to understand d depth I'm coming from

But I enjoin u, don't be discouraged. U'll find ur own woman. A woman who'll understand she's in ur life to complement ur wounded soul and make u better and not the ones who expect a perfect man that will make them shine teeth always. And u'll have a blissful marriage. Liven up!
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala Dancing To Psquare's 'Chop My Money' - Video by JudgementHammer: 8:52pm On Dec 15, 2015
Dance on mama
RomanceRe: Women...the Only Thing They Know Is Money! by JudgementHammer: 8:38am On Dec 14, 2015
Op which point are you trying to make.
RomanceRe: How Man And Woman Can Make Each Other Happy (photo) by JudgementHammer: 7:09am On Dec 14, 2015
PussyMechanic:
A contented woman can be satisfied. A wealthy businessman was asked how he's being coping in marriage inspite of d numerous engagement he has. He said he's going higher always because his wife is at peace with herself. He added that the earlier a woman admits that no man can meet all the innermost desire for love that a woman has, the better for her.

The problem is that most women have unreal desires that they think is possible. That's why a young girl who's willing to have a man in her life for marriage is better than a lady in her late 20's or early 30's who has had widened desires without a fiancee yet. When a man begins to stuggle to do all that is listed in the pic for a woman, he will unconsciously idolize her and neglect himself, ambitions and family.

Ppl say behind a successful man there is a good woman but in my terms I would say behind a successful man there's a contented woman.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor And Native Doctor Stripped Unclad In Imo by JudgementHammer: 6:49am On Dec 14, 2015
Lol. He forgot to share some of the juju powers with his wife as settlement.
RomanceRe: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by JudgementHammer: 6:37am On Dec 14, 2015
petkruz:
He must work in an oil firm
He must be very tall
He must be huge down there
He must have 6 packs
He must be a pentecostal or catholic
He must be fluent in english
He must be fair in complexion
He must be a graduate from a federal university
Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar
He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko
We must open a joint account
He must call 4times a day
His teeth must be white so we can kiss well
He mustn't be mummy's boy
He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month
He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets
His must be living alone
He must be very romantic
We must have candle light dinner twice a month.

Any questions?
Are you kidding?
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by JudgementHammer: 12:44am On Dec 14, 2015
Didn't even know something that concerns me like this exists on NL. Happy I found it sha
RomanceRe: What Does She Mean When She Said She Needs Milk? by JudgementHammer: 11:26pm On Dec 13, 2015
That milk that flows from ur manhoood
Christianity EtcRe: COZA Church Gifts Widows Materials (Photos) by JudgementHammer: 8:58am On Dec 12, 2015
mbulela:
Is this how you normally reason? Or this comment was the product of an infrequent mishap?
How old are you sef that makes u not understand what life is about. Tell me how golden bangles and bracelets meet the essential needs of a widow or u think being a widow stops the covetousness of a woman? The same covetousness that their husbands couldn't satisfy when they were alive wiould now let loose at widowhood. Is it not covetousness that makes a widow whose husband died only 2months ago to start having affairs with different men at same time and none is legally tied to her in re-marriage.

Being a widow is supposed to be a sober status but that's not what we have these days. Some of those widows would steal necklaces just to feel among.
RomanceRe: 5 Characters Of Introverted Guys In Romantic Relationships by JudgementHammer: 11:32pm On Dec 11, 2015
petkruz:
No way,i'v gone down that lane before! Introverts are very hard ppl to deal with.My ex was so bad that he never went out with his friends a whole year,he hardly forgives,when i'm hanging out he frowns,he doesn't like my friends coming around. The only thing that interests him is reading and sex,everyother thing was irrelevant.
Lol. How long will u remain childish. U like to eat meat alone without the bone. Life is not like that. Well its not ur fault, u did not have a brutal childhood that leaves a permanent effect on ur mind forever so u may not understand what yields intoversion let alone complementing it.

Like I always say, life has 2 sides. It is the side life shows to u that u'll know and think others too would know forgetting that when life shows its front to u, its d back its showing to someone else who has an entirely different view and personality from urs.
BusinessRe: Naira Finally Crashes To 260 Per Dollar, Its Lowest In 42 Years by JudgementHammer: 10:52pm On Dec 11, 2015
This is why the rich keep getting richer and d poor keeps getting poorer
Jokes EtcRe: When You Later Caught That Stubborn Rat (Hilarious Photo) by JudgementHammer: 10:42pm On Dec 11, 2015
Demmocrats:
My guy, the only Arsene wenger

How far?

Any new food menu or market tips wink wink
Lol. I like your follow up
Jokes EtcRe: When You Later Caught That Stubborn Rat (Hilarious Photo) by JudgementHammer: 10:34pm On Dec 11, 2015
Demmocrats:
Op bad belle, even if its Jerry you caught that mouse doesn't deserve the treatment.
I trust jerry. He smart pass this. Dem no fit catch jerry like that

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