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REALITY101: Oh please. What you said up there sounds like horror to me... no offense. Not seeing your dad smile during your entire childhood, being mean on you and your siblings is the best way way to raise a child? Hmm no thanks dad. Whatever happened to father, son and daughter moment. I'm beginning to feel bad for your own kids already #justsaying

delors: Lolz. Don't get madt! Why the thing come dey pain you like boil. well, nor be everybody dey tell lie but we sabi the cooked up ones, like urs... But then, its funny...my opinion on it doesnt count, does it? But u self, arrange your lie well before u post am...BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YA!

Prosil: O.P i don laff throw way ma fone for ground,now the screen don break n u sabi say 3310 screen don finish for market. ;DO.P i don laff throw way ma fone for ground,now the screen don break n u sabi say 3310 screen don finish for market.

REALITY101: Lol op I played dead more than 3 times and I'm good at it more than my hamsters lol. At least twice more called 911..

I played a lot of pranks but the most cruelest one I got from my high school buddy which I played on my parents along with my little bro.


Mom and dad traveled to Naija and stayed more than they had promised. I was so upset and ofcuz I missed them but missed my allowance as well lol. So the day they were coming home finally, I plan the cruel prank with my baby bro. that we gotta caution tape our house so it looks like a crime scene few hours to their arrival.

I lied to Esmeralda our housekeeper when she asked whats with the tape around the house.

We sat down in game room watching thru the security camera. 40 or more minutes later my mom and dad arrived. at the sight of yellow tape around the house, even though the cameras got no audio sound I could tell they were pretty much emotionally devastated. They started calling house phone and our cellphones but we didn't answer. Next thing we saw was almost all our uncles, family members and my dad's lawyer.

Shitt got real when 6 LAPD , neighborhood watch, and state trooper's vehicles arrived in front of our house. Dawg that's when I knew shitt is beyond prank. At that point I didn't know what next to do. That was the day I knew Esmeralda was an illegal cuz she freaked the fucck out and told me she dead will be going back to El Salvador lol.

Shiit really got bad. My bro started crying like a little girl lol. I had to call my mom's cellphone to let her know what's up

Shitt was on local news. Bottom line, I was grounded for 2 weeks with no allowance for up to 5 months.

ogb5: I could not play pranks, who do I want to play pranks on?

One funny played by my friend was that he told his semi-literate father that the amoeba we were using for experiment in the lab jumped through the window and ran into the bush. And that the school said we should pay for it. The dad had to send the money quickly

dejijohns: lol... No mind d bro, instead mak e jst pop d qustn e dey dre dey dull...

Chillisauce: My brother used to be like the OP, but worse...he is usually the last position in the class and actually one of the biggest boys.

On day, he decided to change his position from 27 th put of 27 th to 2 nd out of 27 th.

He actually forgot to erase the " th" at the end of the position.

OmoH, see beating when Popsi found out.

He said it was his teacher who erased it.

So the teacher actually left it as 2 th out of 27 th,

He wasn't too smart neither

delors: Nor vex bros...but that time when I been young, na only black and white TV we get...the antenna dey our roof. You go need ladder take climb reach the frying-pan-like dish to adjust the TV...one person iside (near winder) to dey direct u while u dey on top ladder, sweating and shouting for response. (E don clear? No? Make i turn am? Right or left?) My uncle try that time , nor be small thing

adaobi123:

delors: Lolz. Funny! I can imagine the crooked look on your face when u were taking out the 2...looking behind ur back as u use ur spit to erase the 2...and grinning like a dare devil...Kids eh!
can't even recant mine...too plenty. Played dead after draining jar of milk in the fridge, implicated rats in fresh fish bites, poured rice away to hide my part in the reduced quantity, tore out hard to comprehend passages in my English Macmillan because of my lesson teacher who would beat S commot for SHELL to remain HELL...many crooked things as a kid and as a pupil...little devils we were then...

collynzo2: I think this is the first time your post has taken more than 1 line.

adaobi123: I took a envelope full of money and hid it under my pillow and my mum complained about the loss of money. She started weeping then I brought out the money and she asked where I found it, I said under my pillow. She then asked why was it under your pillow and I said it was a prank. The beating I received after.......

I was only 5

dani1luv: No pranks, even though I too chop cane! Was the sturbborn type and still stubborn

But I remember when I slept off where I hid during "Boju Boju" (Hide & Seek) game with my friends..

My mum nearly died!

ibkaye: Lied that I was pregnant LOOOL

ItsModella: Na where I wan start?

ebamma 3: Abeg. Were I fit buy garri for here?

angel TI: OP,OP,OPPPPPPPPP no kee me wif lafta o

I was agentle girl. Very obedient and intelligent so no pranks!

Lovebond34: ah dy tel u...cox suposin ur dad na soldier lyk mine...na ur grave u go dy fink o

yellowpawpaw: Chei!c as everybody is laughing like they inhaled laughing gas here!
Even my sometimes stone faced boss.

Op,u made our morning! Will think back and post

Lovebond34: Lol....mehn u get mind oo...if ah were 2 b ur dad...na tripple koboko u go get afta d resurection of ur dead

sholay2011: OP, you were really stubborn oo Wc kain prank be dat? I can't remember any for now.

Biim: Lmao naughty you

justsayemma: @ Op,he said June last year not dis year,btw june last year n dis year,do u knw how many lives was lost?if ur siblings or parents were killed,wuld u ve bin saying dis? In d past 7 days,more than 50 people has bin killed,death is death,it musnt b thro bomb.BH has killed 2 many people under his watch,so m not excited abt wat u r sayin + u r fake,else u won't he has succeeded in dsame June.