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TV/Movies / Re: Fztvseries Has Been Shut Down By Fact UK For Copyright Infringement by justaqad(m): 6:53am On Jul 04, 2013
nothing last forever..
especially free things... grin grin grin grin grin
Phones / Re: Not Even Mtn Can Stop You From Browsing by justaqad(m): 6:41pm On Jul 03, 2013
I hate to say this, but I have been dealt with.... My joy only lasted 30 minutes. Sorry for keeping you guys on Code Red... I am on the lookout for possible work around..
Phones / Not Even Mtn Can Stop You From Browsing by justaqad(m): 5:43pm On Jul 03, 2013
Mtn Magic sim is back......
worry not if your Magic sim has stopped working, there's a workaround now.
tested and confirmed...
Religion / Re: Man Says He’s Been To Heaven Four Times, Draws Map by justaqad(m): 2:18pm On Jul 03, 2013
and he aint richer than Bill gates yet.. abi heaven no get treasures? grin grin grin grin
if God is still in his youth, i wonder if Angels will still be in cradle... grin grin grin grin
mehn this is the main reason i am avoiding "WEED"

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Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 10:06am On Jun 28, 2013
guys come on will ya'll stop fighting

Oya

Droido6 and Reality101 make una shake hands grin grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 4:29pm On Jun 26, 2013
REALITY101:

Oh please. What you said up there sounds like horror to me... no offense. Not seeing your dad smile during your entire childhood, being mean on you and your siblings is the best way way to raise a child? Hmm no thanks dad. Whatever happened to father, son and daughter moment. I'm beginning to feel bad for your own kids already #justsaying

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Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 12:55pm On Jun 26, 2013
The_Matrix:

ROTFL...GUy na real Basterd
I remember back then in secondary school, I was a truant, my pranks were so smooth and when i lied u could never catch me. The problem however was that my Dad was way way smarter: For every lie i told, he knew the end. He always beat me like a local drum (at a point I wished he'd just drop dead or the police would arrest him sef for a crime he knew nothing about). My day of victory however came one night when i crept out of the house by 1am to go and watch a neighbor play Contra on Nintendo. After watching for 3 hours i came back only to find the door locked. I feared the worst cos if it was my dad that locked it, he may kill me with his dane gun. Well when i knocked the door around past 4, lo and behold twas my dad. I told him i was sleep walking and saw my self walking on the road going to school. I couldn't believe he fell for it, and took me to a Sabbath church for prayers grin grin grin... I juss dey laff the mumu prophets

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Badooooo
Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 12:54pm On Jun 26, 2013
delors:
Lolz. Don't get madt! Why the thing come dey pain you like boil. well, nor be everybody dey tell lie but we sabi the cooked up ones, like urs... grin But then, its funny...my opinion on it doesnt count, does it? But u self, arrange your lie well before u post am...BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YA! cool

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you too de find trouble i swear
Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 7:24am On Jun 26, 2013
Prosil: O.P i don laff throw way ma fone for ground,now the screen don break n u sabi say 3310 screen don finish for market. ;DO.P i don laff throw way ma fone for ground,now the screen don break n u sabi say 3310 screen don finish for market.

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Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 7:24am On Jun 26, 2013
REALITY101: Lol op I played dead more than 3 times and I'm good at it more than my hamsters lol. At least twice more called 911..

I played a lot of pranks but the most cruelest one I got from my high school buddy which I played on my parents along with my little bro.


Mom and dad traveled to Naija and stayed more than they had promised. I was so upset and ofcuz I missed them but missed my allowance as well lol. So the day they were coming home finally, I plan the cruel prank with my baby bro. that we gotta caution tape our house so it looks like a crime scene few hours to their arrival.

I lied to Esmeralda our housekeeper when she asked whats with the tape around the house.

We sat down in game room watching thru the security camera. 40 or more minutes later my mom and dad arrived. at the sight of yellow tape around the house, even though the cameras got no audio sound I could tell they were pretty much emotionally devastated. They started calling house phone and our cellphones but we didn't answer. Next thing we saw was almost all our uncles, family members and my dad's lawyer.

Shitt got real when 6 LAPD , neighborhood watch, and state trooper's vehicles arrived in front of our house. Dawg that's when I knew shitt is beyond prank. At that point I didn't know what next to do. That was the day I knew Esmeralda was an illegal cuz she freaked the fucck out and told me she dead will be going back to El Salvador lol.

Shiit really got bad. My bro started crying like a little girl lol. I had to call my mom's cellphone to let her know what's up smiley

Shitt was on local news. Bottom line, I was grounded for 2 weeks with no allowance for up to 5 months.


chaiii
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Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 8:49pm On Jun 25, 2013
ogb5: I could not play pranks, who do I want to play pranks on?

One funny played by my friend was that he told his semi-literate father that the amoeba we were using for experiment in the lab jumped through the window and ran into the bush. And that the school said we should pay for it. The dad had to send the money quickly

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Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 8:38pm On Jun 25, 2013
dejijohns:
lol... No mind d bro, instead mak e jst pop d qustn e dey dre dey dull...

See me see wahala ooooo.... Hmmmm
C wetin adaobi de cause
Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 8:37pm On Jun 25, 2013
Chillisauce: My brother used to be like the OP, but worse...he is usually the last position in the class and actually one of the biggest boys.

On day, he decided to change his position from 27 th put of 27 th to 2 nd out of 27 th.

He actually forgot to erase the " th" at the end of the position.

OmoH, see beating when Popsi found out.

He said it was his teacher who erased it.

So the teacher actually left it as 2 th out of 27 th,

He wasn't too smart neither sad

Classic... lol
Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 8:32pm On Jun 25, 2013
delors:
Nor vex bros...but that time when I been young, na only black and white TV we get...the antenna dey our roof. You go need ladder take climb reach the frying-pan-like dish to adjust the TV...one person iside (near winder) to dey direct u while u dey on top ladder, sweating and shouting for response. (E don clear? No? Make i turn am? Right or left?) My uncle try that time , nor be small thing grin

Lmfao... Guy u don finish me. Lol
Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 6:58pm On Jun 25, 2013
adaobi123:

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Abi ..
But not his fault sha
Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 6:53pm On Jun 25, 2013
delors: Lolz. Funny! I can imagine the crooked look on your face when u were taking out the 2...looking behind ur back as u use ur spit to erase the 2...and grinning like a dare devil...Kids eh!
can't even recant mine...too plenty. Played dead after draining jar of milk in the fridge, implicated rats in fresh fish bites, poured rice away to hide my part in the reduced quantity, tore out hard to comprehend passages in my English Macmillan because of my lesson teacher who would beat S commot for SHELL to remain HELL...many crooked things as a kid and as a pupil...little devils we were then...
Spits..... Lol
Like you were there, I had to ignore my toothbrush for days for maximum effect..
Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 6:40pm On Jun 25, 2013
collynzo2: I think this is the first time your post has taken more than 1 line.

Have you been stalking her?

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Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 6:39pm On Jun 25, 2013
cool
adaobi123: I took a envelope full of money and hid it under my pillow and my mum complained about the loss of money. She started weeping sad then I brought out the money and she asked where I found it, I said under my pillow. She then asked why was it under your pillow and I said it was a prank. The beating I received after.......

I was only 5 cry

This one don pass my own ooooo
Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 6:37pm On Jun 25, 2013
dani1luv: No pranks, even though I too chop cane! Was the sturbborn type and still stubborn

But I remember when I slept off where I hid during "Boju Boju" (Hide & Seek) game with my friends..

My mum nearly died!

Lwkmd
Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 6:35pm On Jun 25, 2013
K,k:
None.. Fear no let me even think am

Lwkmd
Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 6:34pm On Jun 25, 2013
ibkaye: Lied that I was pregnant LOOOL

And how did the episode end?
Hehehehe
Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 6:33pm On Jun 25, 2013
ItsModella: Na where I wan start? grin grin

Anti modella cant wait to hear yours
Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 6:31pm On Jun 25, 2013
ebamma 3: Abeg. Were I fit buy garri for here?

How many cups you wan buy?

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Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 5:36pm On Jun 25, 2013
angel TI: OP,OP,OPPPPPPPPP no kee me wif lafta o

I was agentle girl. Very obedient and intelligent so no pranks!

hmmmmmmmmmmm
mo be you drink your father sprite reach half come later fill am with water and small sugar?
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Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 11:06am On Jun 25, 2013
Lovebond34: ah dy tel u...cox suposin ur dad na soldier lyk mine...na ur grave u go dy fink o

lol..
thank God he was not a soldier..
well if he was a soldier another prank for follow na..
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Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 11:05am On Jun 25, 2013
yellowpawpaw: Chei!c as everybody is laughing like they inhaled laughing gas here!
Even my sometimes stone faced boss.

Op,u made our morning! Will think back and post

waitingggggg
me wan laugh at your dad's mood too
hehehehehehe
Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 9:10am On Jun 25, 2013
Lovebond34: Lol....mehn u get mind oo...if ah were 2 b ur dad...na tripple koboko u go get afta d resurection of ur dead

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u bad ooooooo
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Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 8:33am On Jun 25, 2013
sholay2011: OP, you were really stubborn oo grin Wc kain prank be dat? I can't remember any for now. embarassed

i was...

every body did a prank. i am sure you would remember..
your own fit bad pass my own oooo
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Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 8:32am On Jun 25, 2013
Biim: Lmao naughty you grin

lol.. i had to survive that fiery koboko oooooo...
besides my teachers thrashing was still fresh on my mind..lol
Family / Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 7:30am On Jun 25, 2013
was reminiscing about my childhood days and i remembered i prank i played on my parents, really funny but it wasnt funny..lol
growing up was fun for me, had everything i wanted.
no chores to do, the only thing i was forced to do was read and eat.heheheheheheheh,
i was a stubborn kid,block headed too. until a petty gift from my Mom to my Teacher changed me for good.
back then parents used to visit teachers at school to know the welfare of their kids academic perfomance.
my end of term score card was quite predictable, 28 out of 30.
i was unbeaten in that run.my mom especially was furious and so disappointed that she paid us unexpected visit.
well before her visit my dad had promised to beat the black outa me if i ever maintain my standard(hehehehehe)
well at the end of the term, as usual my position was 27 out of 30.. hmmmmmm. i remembered my dad's promise and my heart sank.
well i did what i had to do.i thought of erasing 7 and presenting them with 2nd position, but i had a rethink cos no one would actually believe i came 2nd.
so i took of 27... well they were fool proof..lol
later that night exactly 11 p.m. my dad had actually bought KOBOKO for my sake. he snuck into my room and i knew there was trouble. i couldnt run, so i had to think fast.
Alas the perfet prank came to my mind.
whoooop whooop whooop came the sound of koboko on my dear back.i did not twitch nor groan in pain.. i played dead.(lol)
my dad was shocked to high heavens he thought i was dead.
Omo see cry.....(he actually shed my tears) soon afterwards my mom joined and it was kinda getting outa hand.. then i screamed
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
drop yours lets unwind

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Crime / Re: Cynthia Osokogu Was Chained & Strangled To Death by justaqad(m): 10:32am On Jun 22, 2013
Sunehri_145:
The late Cynthia was allegedly drugged and murdered in Cosmilla hotel,
this ought be enough for the public, why stating the drug used?
Sunehri_145:
a Pharmacist who sold the Rophynol drug to the alleged murderers,

Sunehri_145:
The inspector further disclosed that investigation revealed that the defendants ground a Rophynol drug into a powder substances,mix it with water and injected it into a Ribena pack which was given to late Cynthia to drink.

even Inspector de teach awon boys how to use the same tactic on others..
i thought infos like this are supposed to be classified?

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Fulfilled His Promise by justaqad(m): 10:21am On Jun 22, 2013
justsayemma: @ Op,he said June last year not dis year,btw june last year n dis year,do u knw how many lives was lost?if ur siblings or parents were killed,wuld u ve bin saying dis? In d past 7 days,more than 50 people has bin killed,death is death,it musnt b thro bomb.BH has killed 2 many people under his watch,so m not excited abt wat u r sayin + u r fake,else u won't he has succeeded in dsame June.

so whats your point exactly?
na crime say boko haram attacks don reduce abi wetin be una problem self?
do not let sentiments cloud your sense of reasoning,
truth be told Nigeria is winning the war against terrorism.....

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