linearity:


I wonder why anyone will spend money to put a door and a key in their house or a fence and a security man with a gun or even travel in an armored vehicle.

They should just use the money to buy food and feed the poor.

Nonsense ingredients!

gambojimeta:

He says guy is using a phone from the West

Google Android: American
Apple iOS: American

Just like the hypocrite Belarussian president below with is giant apple computer

RichDad1:

Coming from a Nairaland war analyst, armed with an Android phone and probably bonus data.
No reason for NATO existence indeed.

NwaAmaikpe:





Sentiments aside, unlike Erling Haaland, Victor Osimhen is just a lucky, consistent fluke.

oilPUSSY:
Very beautiful woman like me

1x2x3:
What he bought may be for the office of GIRLFRIEND. Once you leave the office, you drop the properties of the office for the next candidate .

orohbiro:
You bought her gift then she break ur heart or u guys have quarrel or she rejected ur proposer u went ahead to collect your gift u are a weak man not a strong man.
In fact u not a gentle man u are not qualify to be a man in the ist place.
If u are doing that u should stop it is embarrassing

orohbiro:
You bought her gift then she break ur heart or u guys have quarrel or she rejected ur proposer u went ahead to collect your gift u are a weak man not a strong man.
In fact u not a gentle man u are not qualify to be a man in the ist place.
If u are doing that u should stop it is embarrassing

orohbiro:
You bought her gift then she break ur heart or u guys have quarrel or she rejected ur proposer u went ahead to collect your gift u are a weak man not a strong man.
In fact u not a gentle man u are not qualify to be a man in the ist place.
If u are doing that u should stop it is embarrassing

Bestiee01:
Some men really do have terrible choice in who they sleep with.even if konji wan kill me,I rather masturbate than sleep with this ugly, shapeless mofo.

Karemarealty288:


See the idiot here typing out of frustration.

Nigerialabalaba:

Hahaha..with all dos bleaching cream, artificial hair, fake eye lashes, fake nail ,pancake, lipsticks, etc yet u still dey pretend say u no see am, walahi , u fit lie for Africa aswear2gud.

I like her o, as a strong widow, she try but she don old and she no get work, period. She used her prime to dey chase or allow old men chase her so tey at 50 she don quick old and still no get job despite on top plenty money her papa,late Chief Onoh, take send her go school for 9ja and Uk . Chief onoh go dey regret and turn for hin grave how her daughter don turn. abi u go fit compare her to Helen Prest-Ajayi? if u win beauty contest, e no mean u go turn to ashewo.

dis go teach dos oloshos wey dey form celebrities today wey tink say dem go fine for ever, na so dem too go old like bianca. go learn beta work, ashewo no be work o.

Go see d likes of Kate Henshaw if u dey look for old, pretty wey con get work for hand, no be dem wey be ashewo at 50 like Bianca, according to Ebere obiano. If she get work, ebere no go dey call her ashewo. nobody go fit call Kate Henshaw or Helen Prest-Ajayi ashewo even as dem two no get husband and dem be over 50 years.

I like dem beauty and brains not beauty, brawn and zero brain. tufiakwa!

Mynd44:
Putin used a lot of lies as excuse to invade Ukraine.
America used lies to attack Iraq
Now America is lying to plunge the whole of Europe into a war.

The heavy industries that produce arms must sha sell

SandraIkuboR:
I'm the chick he bought the house for

So,it got to nairaland....Wow

OdogwuBlog:
In Nigeria Today , We have Over 50k Hotels and Guest Houses , Serviced Apartments are not Included.

Let's Assume that the Total Number Of Rooms (Including Suites) Available For People Staying In Hotels In Nigeria is 3 Million Rooms.

Like we have 3 Million Rooms In Total Of All the Hotels and Guest Houses In Nigeria !!!

If People Can Die In Homes , Hospitals and Other Places.

Do you Know how many People Die In Hotels Everyday , Just In Nigeria !!!

Oyaa Ask Your self , what did the Hotel Management Do to people that die in their rooms.

You Think they will call the police and lock up their hotel because 1 person die !!!

When ever you hear a news of Missing Person that was eventually found dead along the road , with or without any missing parts .... May your heart be open to come and read this page again !!!

After ABBA KAYIRI , Hotel Business is one of the most deadly business in Nigeria Today !!!

Northernblood5:
I said it here that useless Nigerians will go to war with dick instead of Gun when they are allowed into Ukraine to fight for them.

This is exactly the reason why those IDIOTS where crying racism. They wanted to have Access into Poland in other to rape those innocent good looking ladies and sell drug to the men . Pigs, kill them as fast as possible, [b]Useless blacks pigs called Nigerians that love taking advantage of someone passing through pain to rape or dupe the person.

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jaxxy:
Putin will regret ever invading Ukraine.

dre11:



https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/breaking-ukraine-willing-to-be-a-neutral-state-says-official/%3famp

CoalcityBoi:

I see someone peeing over and over again.

Denying Southeast Presidency would escalate the agitation for Biafra which would definitely consume Nigeria.

U can't go extra mile to keep us in Nigeria and would not give us the sense of belonging

QuinModah:
Domestic Violence Is An Accepted Nigerian Epidemic
Domestic violence is a funny problem because everyone online fights against it and indoors dey practice it

Domestic violence is not an issue of today its something that is done regularly in our society and its often commonly overlooked , there is no Nigerian that hasn't seen a man beating his wife , from neighbors to friends even movies show it, its a common thing here, when kids or young boys see men beating their wives they accept that its the way to handle issues , the fact the social media has made it possible for people to reach out Doesn't mean that it will stop , its normal to nigerians so stop hoping for any change , instead be observant

The problem is the women not the men b4 u eat me raw hear me out

Antelope when know wetin lion be has no business staying in the same house with it - jude 2017

If a woman is dating a man , it only takes one incident for her to know that he is a violent person , maybe one day she annoys him and he insults her or slaps her a normal woman with brain in her head will run away from that relationship no matter how hard the guy begs but when this happens to most women they will stay because of love or they are desperate for marriage if he is rich , they will be hoping that he will change over time. When you marry a man that has slapped u b4 or is quick to insult u , expecting marriage to change him is desperation my sister

If u know that ur man is hot tempered and you're desperate or u love him them learn to handle him , dont talk back at him when he is angry , become a sheep after all you're the desperate person , if ur brain they work u learn to live with it

When u see news or stories of a man beating a woman , don't be deceived the man didn't just beat her for the first time that day , he has been doing it for a very very long time , na that day own u hear

Most women will talk bad about it but when it happens to them they are quiet , the common nigerian thing of no be my matter people go hear

Conclusion; Nigerian society encourages it , even our leaders beat their wives , ebonyi state governor , if a random man beats his wife and he is arrested , he wouldn’t be convicted because even if its a crime they dont see it as one , police will tell him to calm down and na woman she be , in short they will call the beaten wife and advice her to learn to respect her husband

This is us , its the way we are , when we now see threads about it , guys that beat women will be shouting no its wrong as if they are any better , all na internet holiness


its simple my sisters

From you're mad to a slap to push to punch to beating to knife to strangle to I will kill you till he eventually kills you

The domestic violence thing isn't an individual problem its a Nigerian problem

if a man slaps u, insults u or gets angry easily dont marry him run as fast as ur legs can carry u

Tomilola360:
only a mad man would not be supporting putin

ijustdey:


SOURCE

Iyaebe:
Money is not the basis for my liking or dating someone, I will date such guy if he's decent and upright and help him own a zoo

brutal1:
Don't feel bad, most of us that grew up with our parents living in a face me and face you practically watched the process of the making of our siblings, there was just one bed and that's for the two of them so we had to sleep and the floor and me I even love to peep until my dad gave me a deafening slap one night...i still have this sharp pain in that part of my neck and ear till now as a result of that everlasting correction so dont feel bad...you can avoid looking them in the eyes for days but it will go away....also it is unfair on the part of parents to deprive themselves of fun because of the children in their own house ooo...i have two boys now and i know how difficult it is because these my own boys are investigative journalists...they work hand it hand ...if you put one to bed ...the other will be up...if you know how much carry over we get now ..im sure your parents must have been praying for the rain because you guys wont allow them do it when they want to ....and there comes the rain..(do you know how happy they were when the weather started changing?...you just ruined nature's gift for them) ...and you still went there at that time but u sef nor try ...wetin u dey find sef? What exactly were you looking for that you cannot wait till this morning??, it's no big deal...it is what it is ...they still continued after you left okay...wait, how did you think you got here ??

posty56:
you talking as if moving out is that easy,I hate myopic minds like you, you Know whether he can afford rent, you Know whether he's emotionally natured to be on his own ?, you know whether he's financially stable? abeg leave am make en grow jor, na una type they cause unnecessary pressure for youth

Mercychen:
Your parents are careless.
How can they leave the door open when they know they have a grown up like you in the house?

I hope they've learnt their lessons and would be careful to lock the door next time.

As for you, you lack etiquettes. Learn to knock next time before entering a place.

It's mid night and heavy rains and I hear the sound of glass breaking and my car horn....

Picked up my phone touch and a stick, ran straight to my dad's room to get the main door key, opened his room door; and boom.....I saw @$@$$#@$$2@#$_@.

The really annoying thing is that I froze for like 3 seconds with touchlight in hands (wasn't with my glasses so really didn't see well) until my mum screamed at me to get out.......I feel so embarrassed and how do I get that image off my head......

It's my bad habit of not knocking before entering that put me in this situation but you can't blame me......am in my 20s and have never seen my Nigerian parents intimate with each other plus I was raised in a semi Deeper Life family so am sure you understand how shocked and embarrassed am currently feeling.

Just had to share this anonymously on Nairaland probably to get it off my chest......

celinajumbo11:
2023 PDP Ticket: Wike & His Right Of First Refusal, Port Harcourt Boy Mentality By Senior Fyneface



https://www.blueprint.ng/2023-pdp-ticket-wike-and-his-right-of-first-refusal-port-harcourt-boy-mentality/

Nyascobar1414:


Wtf... China is richer than USA...
Stop living In fantasy bro...

The world revolves round US...

Nyascobar1414:


But as you tok am finish...
You come resemble Olodo...

Tell me any country that is richer than America...

If not for US aid...
Malaria and typhoid for don turn you to dust...

Why you no wan get sense olodo