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PunterTim:
Wow.It Becomes More Ridiculous When You Realize There Are Romantic,Loyal Guys Out There!
I For One Happen To Know One!

Lia Muhammed alert!

dacovajnr:
What for again? The Dog is dead..or can a Vet resurrect a dead Dog?

Damn! Am so sorry.


I hate issues like this.

Please don't tell me this posting has ended





Please NO!!!!!

RexKex:
OP, are you related to the late Sam Okwaraji

Who is Sam okwaraji?

Strawman:
Did you actually expect a lesbian or gay NL member to open up and explain this to you?

Well I just want to understand them. At least most of them wants to be understood.

I was watching a series by Netflix then a scene got me wondering about the so-homosexuals. In the scene a couple of ladies were having interxourse with a Love Machine, that's penetration.

Another scene on a series I watched in Spartacus these guys where having intercourse by penetration and they were doing it as if they were male and female.

If you're lesbian let me understand because if you're having intercourse with you fellow woman and you desire a Love Machine which is an image of a males organ for penetration then what's the idea of being a lesbian ?

Same thing goes for the gay, what's the idea of sliding your pleasure organ into a hole (anus) making it seem like its a vagina and and

Mehn this world is getting more whacked to decipher.

That some witches at my village are responsible for my predicament, when I turned atheist I realised me and me alone is responsible for my predicament.

I think man is going back to the stone age Christians call eden where everyone is naked but this time, free shagging for all noni.

Hmn na was o!

Miss placed priorities na im dey worry the babe

Op who no like good thing, abegi calm down

Na wa o

That's not good at all, check the vet again

Nkemp:
Truth is: I think you very confortable being unemployed. D saying goes that. When you in Rome act like a roman. In d career world. There's a professional look to every occupation. If I was an employer, I won't employ you. Am sure you very stuborn and always refusing to heed to advice and instruction. Thank God we in the Era of change, so please change.

Its unfortunate that you will shamelessly pick a lady that wears what is not hers because its professionally acceptable. what happened to natural hair? you go to church( most definitely) yet the same god you worship that created such hair you a human will want to change it because of a foreign acceptable idea of professionalism

the period this slave mentality will cease to exist in this part of the world will be the day hell freezes over.

you aught to be ashamed of yourself African hypocrite.

That's a good move

Have you ever wondered why any where there are Muslims there's always tension because theislims don't like to tolerate but to live good lives.

Double handedness at its peak.

PastorOluT:
Soon dear, but from ur words I can sense u aint prepared.

NB Word of advice, be prepared to meet ur Lord. Accept Jesus as ur Lord and personal savior today and live for Him daily

Keep your advice am good where I am

Its not only on nairaland we encounter women bashes and how to keep a man, get a suitor for marriage, e.t.c.
We even get these advises and bashes from our families , friends, churches, mosques, everywhere we turn.

I personally believe in this points

1- what you wear is what you are

If you're the type that like wearing skimpy dresses or coveralls (SU) don't expect the well covered and stylish gentleman to approach you, but the exact type you express. If you're confused then consider the toutish girl you see on the street.

2 - yourself

Who you are, what you are, your worth, your life. These are what you should think about everyday of your life if not you leave space for other people (and the foxes in sheep's clothing) to change and modify you into what will make you unhappy in life. You need to think everyday of what will be best for you not others cause your story is different from even your twin sister.

3- others around you


Sweet dreams are made of these
Who am I to disagree
I travel the world and the seas
Everybody is looking for some thing
[/b]some of them want to use you
[b] some of them want to get use by you

You know what I mean, everybody wants to get used in one way or another, you cab call it kindness , the person is friendly or a leach or just plain wicked the simple thing is if something doesn't have value then it loses its [b][/b]usefulness

4 - don't bother if he doesn't come

Strive to be happy, everyone wants to be loved but not all of us gets what we want, so will you kill your self because he doesn't come?
Even though he does do the right thing but do not treat him like he's a do or die affair, biko you matter gone ate the days of the prince who battles the dragon for his love princess. Madame anya sa!

5- be independent

Don't wait for him don't let him feel that you're a leach, rather you have to let him know that though you can take care of yourself he should pick up the tab as a [b][/b]MAN! Yes I said it am not a beyounce its girls that run the world, no, neither am I a feminists rather I am of the school of thought that we should be prepared whenever the man misbehaves because he thinks as a man he cab do whatever he likes. If he doesn't pick up the tag then you pay your portion and gracefully leave him there with the mind that you've left a stingy burden. He's not your dad so never demand or request (except its an emergency) but you know he should have it on Monday that a lady considers gifts as shows of affections.

Forgive my jumbled write up its my mind pouring out and automatic typo. And I hope you think about them and please critisize anatically for the ladies and logically for the guys.

NOTE: its only broke and sexist guys that will disagree with these points and of course achaic feminist.

She even come get beta bf wei dey work as aeroplane pilot. She lucky walai.

Quite unfortunate.

MORNDEW:
its mostly lies on women to prove they are miss right.

Wrong it's both ways

Hmn, that dog eh.
Such an inspiration to those who think its the end for such a creature.

Mine is the part where Aragon in the final battle in return o the king raised his sword with the limited army begin him then he charged, oh lawdy I never ssease in tripping

Guy you no get fan o




E pele

Qualer:
if you have dreadlocks on your punanni as well, i will gladly be sucking it for you on contract basis

Right na so dem dey talk

smallgod:
It is absolutely sad isn't it? And you are right on this point: "but humans fail to love themselves so to love these animals are hard." That is real talk right there madam. How can you love an animal when you don't love your fellow human being?

Because the heart of humans are dark and wicked these animals are just straight forward they love you for no reason .

Una quarrel

Let's trash out the issues between u guys before you sign devorce ejo

I LOVE DOGS!!!

Mehn, am speechless

These animals just need one thing LOVE! Which they give for free but humans fail to love themselves so to love these animals are hard.

Really am dead speechless.

LoJ:
God gave us brains to use it on a specific sphere, which understanding our environment. The Brain - or at least the frontal brain - is not the right tool in order to understand things of the spirit. We cannot eat through the rectum, but it does not render it useless. There are tools in our body available for us to understand/grasp spiritual things which can be used by anyone genuinely seeking the Truth.

As for understanding God, I have already stated it is impossible. However, we can still relate to Him. Our ancestors did not fully comprehend the law of universal attraction of bodies as expressed as the Law of gravity, but they could still relate to it.


as a principle, I do not comment on religious sacred Books whether Koran, Bible, vedas, etc., neither do I believe they are necessary to truly serve God and come to the recognition of God. You are entitled to your opinions about those books, and I will not dispute them. Suffice for me to say that God is not limited to the pages of any book, but via a personal inner quest for the Truth. Besides, it is unfair to Judge God on the basis of what religions say about Him. God and concepts of God - as taught by various religions - are not one and the same thing. Thus religions Books of any kind may or may not be useful for spiritual ascent, but are not necessary for true spirituality.

Cheers.

Your opinion
Bye

What kind of a shallow thinking , brain missing and friend for mouth friend are you?

So because your friend has no father (in your writing in bracket "bastard" she has no worth as a person! Ah make amadioha deal with your agidi yansh.

She's a runs girl so you never hear an them dey get married to better guy we term " sort after ready made bachelors" while una wei dey deceive other man pikin dey form saint friend. Ah women don't suffer!

Walai receive sence. Biko

SaintHephzibah:
frail children of dust, whose glory fades away and they end up in the sands of the ground and grasses and bushes takes over their graves and their academic prowess, influence and worldly success does in the annals of history and none remembers them any longer, and a stranger take over the things they left behind on earth.
This is the generation of feeble men who can now speak contempting words against the Most High(blessed forevermore)
but the curse has been laid out which is :
Woe unto him that striveth with his maker (isaiah 45 vs 9)

Shoroniyen?