₦airaland Forum

werepeLeri: Darn. What kind of English is this? Even Dame will never speak like this.

Abeg shut up. Yours is worse/.

DAMN? So you don't know ileke di is the head of oshodi touts - female wing.

swtchicgurl: where did you get this information from? smh!

marry at 28 and more? Trival! We are talking of a LovePeddler and muderer,killed so many kids n took in for many chaps, a bitch. U both must c a true MOG for deliverance from hardship as a result of d wasted kidz' blood. Ambivalent- both harsh n true.

One truth that all men are so powerless to say,though know is, the enormous POWER and influence a woman's oily virg.ina wields over us,men are helpless at it. The next thing is, issues as these ought not be discussed by the female folks 'cos they ' ll never in all their life feel like us. My sincere apologies to all the ladies.

ogugua88: Nigerians suffer from severe lack of prioritizing. I can't even advise my friends to go home, let alone bring a whole Brazilian leader and his delegation of businessmen. We have no shame.

Brazil vs Nigeria friendly was called off because of bombings, and rightfully so. Now we should clap because a Brazilian delegation is coming? The north is in total chaos for Christ's sake.

Nigeria is like a leaking pipe, riddled with holes. Rather than GEJ to repair or entirely replace the pipe, he puts a bandage on one of the tiniest of holes. Business first. National security later. Well done.

my pretty nwanne, you got my heart dripping blood with this comment of yours. Well, knowing too well you are not resident here, the situation in the north is one of delibrate effort to destroy the new foundation of hope of our dear country by a few brasen hussy's, they don't care how but wish they make governance frustrating for GEJ, they have exelled in cajoling many to their silly state of pity but not my type. WITHOUT any apology, the north can tear themselves apart for all I care, in as much as the innocents are safe. Acn is an opposition, why are the yoruba's not harming a moth. Silly islamic punks...

Ileke-IdI:
This is the best time for Yorubaland to make a tourist zone.

No oh,wait untill acn produces ur magic president!

I served in the north, as a xtian oh,if NYSC ir done twice n am posted there again i will hurry towards the north immediately as i did the time i served,with my hell ailing tummy, even in the midst of crisis, mum cried a whole river with angry siblings calling from abroad i still went n here is my silly as5, typing this shyt. I will LOVE to go again, even Maidugiri.

shymmex: WTF is global warming?

Another fraud to rip people off.. If they care about global warming that much, they would have stopped gas flaring...

How old are you again?? You sound like my 12years old sister.

you are the biggest existing FOOL on planet earth. I am an expert in this field of study n will beyond every reasonable doubt show how bigotry has made u a deranged 'acn' sycophant. You punks will never get it, these are the said learned punks from yorobland with the said highest level of education in nigeria,what a pity! Why our universities rank high in dumbness . Your arid skull is evidence enough there is global warming. Imbalance in ebb n flow of seas + desertification of the north, scanty rain falls, sharp temperature as seen on world temp slope etc. Stop deluding ur emptiness calling that wise post a '12year(s)' old. Chei,yorobland graduates,na wa oh. These are the sleepwalking zombie acn foot soldiers!

aweaweawe: may dis our leaders think say we be fool,can't dy just remove this man,he sucks.
Vote 4 B.R.F as president(2015).

NEVER!

bright007: Ouch!ouch!dat must have hurt u so bad like å
trailer loaded with rods just stepped on ur scrotum/blokos.
But sorry dear...ur allah cant suck my blood.

my brother,you got me laughing hysterically.

clemmonce: MOST PEOPLE THINK DAT JONATHAN IS THE MOSES NOT KNWIN DAT HE IS THE PHARAOH

if your father waz president what would he have done. Make sure u give details on how ur dad would have handled a faceless enemy. Most of u would obj this obj that. If obj could not handle millitancy n yar' adua could not end it i wonder why grown-ups n reasonable adults keep blaming GEJ, OBJ was even coniving with millitants to mak money. Such waz the decay n u pips r lousying about here.

I will for no reason accept such. God forbid it. Never! They will assume they picked u from d slums , cleaned n made u.

Normal to see naive n careless rants all over the thread. We have hausas/fulanies in every street in d s.east . And also any hater of peace could as perpetrate this callous act knowing too well what it will lead to. If bombs are planted in the s.east by massob if they(bombs) are found in d s.west who will be accused? Opc? I'll leave that to the likes illeke di, to ponder on cos as she affirmed, bombs will in no time be rocking the s.west. Think n post. Out!

Rocktation: Hmmn.....i dunno about that. But some actually work out though.

any bitch can be transformed into a good wife,my belief. Capt. Noble N. a friend of mine just got wed on the 7th of april 2012 to a lady he saw, loved n proposed to the same day they met just last year. To me a woman could be bad but a wife in a good home + 'near perfect head' hubby just got no choices...

Rocktation: Another one;
I had gone bridal shopping with a friend, and this other dude's sister works at the shop. She got our numbers like a normal rep would, before she started asking about some personal stuff.

Like the good girl that I am, I responded well, with the feeling that she's customer-seller bonding. But I was confused a bit, because I wasn't the actual client. She asked about my faith, state of origin, and a few other stuff like that. At a point, I began to feel like she's a lesbian even. Only for me to start receiving calls from a certain man, from the next day, that claimed he was too shy to woo a woman on his own.

Well, along the line, he insisted that I gave him my parents' address that he did not have time for courtship and all. But It just seemed too odd and so I told him off, before he begins to get used to the idea. His sister actually still calls till date....hoping that I'll change my mind someday...weird.

I've a few other escapades, but lemme stop here abeg.

ofcourse i percieve you are graced with beauty internal n outward,i know u'll loose the last battle to my ghetto winning as5,lol. Its divine they lost so i'd win. *bloats*pants*nods in approval*

Pukkah: What kind of a ignorant, weird, strange, bigoted and paranoid statement is this? Are you a misanthrope?

Even at that, who told you that all the victims are Hausa/Fulani? This post from you is highly embarrassing to say the least.

pukkah, u r just foolin ursef,u want to be called a good man,to hell with u n ur uselesnesssss! People say they want to destroy themselvs n u r forcing them to live,useless hypocrite u sure are. Go to the heat of the crises with a white flag waving peace,there u'll understand the heart of the children u r praying for. As if the if the north is completely destroyed n ectares of land allocated to u 4 farming u'll reject it. Monkey...

We must get to the root of this matter, f.lawan,as far as am concern is in no way honourable and should be saddling his donkey to jail. He spent up the money or laundered it abroad for his unborn kidz while his senseless northern brothers are wastingtheir precious lives. One way,some way,one day,some how,the eyes of the northern muslim youths must open to the atrocities of massive enslavement by their heartless leaders.

jessMena: If dey shud try it,we will chase all d northerners in lagos because without a spy in lagos BH will not b able 2 attack successfully....to every northerner in d south,east N west pls don't harbor any BH member,don't even let any suicide bomber sleep in Ʋя house 4 Ʋя own good.

this is word. Don't mind d other ageless fools going about their tribal campaign.

addey: Bro you are an educated illiterate.

Gov. killed 100 BH while dey succeeded in Killing over a thousand dat 10% and if you score 10 over hundred ur a failure.
Those dat where arrested how many have been prosecuted.

How many attack hv u heard in US after sept.11. To remind you Osama was killed last year after he has been running all the years.

One of the top leaders of al-Qaeda was killed by a US drone last week.

May be u are on of this fanatics that don't think wit there head.

Your bro chief security said PDP is the brain behind BH wat did he do.

We vote for him so as to lead us but if he will keep crying when ever there is National issue to be attended to den he may step aside.

so as to allow u step in, ryt? And if pdp is bharam it implicates u as well cos there is pdp in ur backyard n we c no difference b/w d pdp governd states and d acn. Besides we r talking general overhaul of d corrupt system n not the sluty emergence of ur acn dream president,1 shit dream u tribal bigots in d west always re-stumble into. I dnt know y u think u r knwldgeable enough to go about calling ppl uneducatd when u show an extreme propensity of a hostile n petulant cave man. U need to evaluate ur baseless assurance. Thanks...

If we don't carry out an all black attired protest with at least 5million protesters to vastly outnumber 400 k police in this country, then force our way into that aso coven of witches then am afraid cos with time we'll have just nada left to the common man. These idiot leaders must all be lynched in a bloody revolutionary style, else, mhn! All these nL bullcraps will get us no where. My heart is so heavy n am dumb at this point. Why am i a black n a nigerian at that, at my age av already suffered from the evil arms of corrupt fools who I keep on my radar, waiting for judgement day just as 'wicked' as Buhari, to pay back relentlessly what these fools did to me cos i declined their callous n greedy offer!

AngelEbi: dnt worry ur head abt me, i am sure he wuld satisfy me cos what he doesnt knw, i wuld teach him. N for ur info, some people likes to be different.

Angel now take ur pen n wryt down the following,its kuming frm the master himsef . For perfect sexual performance the do's n don't's.
The don't's
1)don't ever give him sugar in any form: tea ,juice,malt or soft drinks
2)avoid starchy foods like eba,akpu,bread, snacks n rice. If he must take rice allow the rice to cook 'till done but with plenty of water then filter off the starchy water 3)no chocolates,milk or bread.
The do's
1)he must learn to starve in the morning n about uhm, 11:30 a.m. u give him a proteinous meal like beans.
2)use wheat or plantain flour in place of eba n akpu.
3)feed him always with unripe plantain, either roasted, porage or pepper soup.
4)as bevarage,use wheat bread, refined bottled honey n mushroom milk instead of chocolate , sugar n fatty milk.
5)exercise
don't mind 'haters n loosers' i believe ur story dats the only reason why i write this,don't doubt what u knw naught about just give my recipe a try n have a fun filled marriage life. With this record he myt break our 12 r***d* record... Gudluck ebelemi.

realsammie: " tell ur allah to go f.u..ck ifself " hehehehe. so na NON LIVING THING dem dey worship.
LWKMD..

that CRYPTIC guy will kill someone here.

tigerleggs: Among Legislooters, Facrook and Otedollar. Who be the thief naa. I'm now confused.

please do me well to remain confused forever,you hear?

IMO we need more of such institutions in Nigeria,one that loans out money without interests,one that will propell a fight against poverty,one that helps meet the needs of the citizenry without any straining interests.the micro- finance banks would have been useful in this regard but the paltry sum they offer is just too meagre to even console the poverty-lost-battle. And such institutions should be orchestrated to strictly patner with locally fibred products only,this would help bolster our economy.

Blemex: Mtscheeew.., asee

Blemex u fyn die o,knowing u wudnt b a bad hump.

Noor28: My husband is 2yrs younger,im regrettin it,wish i cn change bk d hands of time.

you are a helpless fool, i mean what were you thinking before,plus the marriage is not old yet.this should serve as a deterent and warning to all the young fools who are deaf to wise words in the house.you can date an older lady but don't think of marryin her. Marriage is a 50 -70 year project that involve no senseless emotions. Be wise young brothers,less than 25s,please just be.

feelamong: So are you getting married to him or to his age?

blow whistle if your lips must wag aimlessly. Lol.

coolted: i am so sure he intends to expose otedola

be driving your lambogini mumuni in your fool's paradise inu?

Ileke-IdI:
Where is Otedola now?

If this story is true, we need to find out how long he's been bribing and who else he has been bribing. Lawan might end up being not guilty, but that will not make Otedola's hand any cleaner.

'sting operation' with the sss, not bribery please. Otedola is 100% free.

alj harem: Are you minding them, this Igbo people are just causing hate and bigotry in this country.

a friend of mko from kaduna reported how mko paid for the cost and influenced the sinking of 2 40-footed containers of the holy bible. You are calling igbos. Slimy bitchy cretin,a finger battery controled zombie like you.i won't blast the entire yorubas cos it aint fair, for now oh.

Imanuelle: I thot he(otedola) once stated dat lawan collected $620 in 3 different instalments?
Dere is more to dis story!

there is nothing to no story safe for the unnoticed rot in your brain and cognito,ahah! What is hard to understand here self. Thief lawan farouk collected $500k and one chap of his', mr emeluo collected 2 installmen tal pays of $100k and $20k. People like seeking useless attension. 'There is more to this story' Indeed.

mjconcept: Wetin we go name dis movie

political american money

Silva79: Pls guys,i went through d list and i saw zenon oil among the names of d offenders. How could he have collected the so called bribe and included d name of his company? And y is otedola bragging bout d so called mess?

you are refering to the first released list that out before Otedola gave lawan the sss seialised $620k bills. After this bucks exchanged hands, the second list was released. Here, forte and zenon oil were no where near,get it?