₦airaland Forum

IconicR:
And I used to think that old men don't have erection hmm

Lol 😂. An healthy man can still perform perfectly even at an age of 100 years as far as his health is good. All the dick needs is for blood to get there and it rises to the occasion 😂

winnah:
Good morning family, I never felt the need to do this, it's not like I don't know what else to do. I just need your opinion.
Am currently a Branch manager of one of the biggest indigenous retail company (supermarket) in the country. Some group of Indian investor bought over my company... And I was transferred to Abakaliki to open our new branch. my relationship with the new owners I won't lie, is great..
My net monthly salary now is 110k, I have an official car and I live in the company's quarters.
There's no hope for salary increment. In the next 10 years am not sure of getting to 200k. My fiancee is in pH, and we are hoping to get married by next year.. this places a lot of demand to increase my income so I can afford to take care of my family.

However, I have an offer with another retail company in pH with salary of 200k. The company has promised and increment upon my confirmation. I went for the interview yesterday.. when they saw my experience and everything in my CV they became anxious to bring me in... So they asked how much am expecting I told them 200-250k and they settle at 200k. Right they, the chairman asked HR to give me offer letter and that I should start with immediate effect. My pain now is that,
First ; according to the HR their budget for the position was 300k.. now I've short change my self.. I feel so bad.

Secondly; I don't know how to present this to my MD, how do I tell them am leaving.. and the notice seems short. As I met him yesterday with a lot of expectations and target from me, just don't know how to communicate it to him. How I wish they can offer me this amount. Is two weeks enough to do handing over...

Why are you posting the picture of your offer letter here?

You want the new company to rescind the offer? Delete that picture.

Do you know the reach of Nairaland? The new company could have seen this post already.

What is wrong with you? Are you a child? Pathetic.

squash47:
😂😂 that certificate will never be useful. I had it in 2016 when I was in 100 level, one lawyer and his crew posing as human rights activists, used it to inspire self confidence in us. Telling us to present it anytime police arrests or harrases us. 😂
Now, u be the judge, will the certificate ever be useful?

Present human rights certificate to Nigerian police? Lol

aimmoney9:
As a woman the easiest and natural way to increase your buttocks is as follows:

Put your two legs together while in a standing position and in a continuous manner use your hands to touch your toes, come up and go down again.....make sure to keep ur whole body straight.....

For the desperate do it 100 times (that is 100 movements of the above) in the morning and same 100 times in the evening.....

In one week nyash go plenty, if you want more you can do it 3 times in a day or more than.....

Benefits of this my exercise is that it also flattens the stomach at the same time....

As a man I was doing it to flatten my stomach but I noticed it was bringing out my butt that I never had or needed so I stopped immediately....that was when I discovered it......

Lol

No sorry to waste.

No fvcks given, none whatsoever.

My pities are reserved for those that really deserve it. Nonsense.

IconicR:
Skit maker at it again, I guess he'll not breath well if he isn't chasing clout. Rubbish

But seriously, why do you dislike Obi this much?

I read your attacks most times and I just laugh

Abi you dey under Tinubu salary?

Talk true now

Jennyclay:
just tell us you’re broke lazy man then we would understand

Shame on you!!! Shame!!!

Lol

Bloody leech. Just see how disorganized your room is

Jennyclay:
Please, let them strike . The hardship in Nigeria is getting worse

Dear men, If you’re in a position to help anyone Biko help them, some people are really going through a lot especially widows, single mothers and single ladies.

May God help us

You are extremely stupid. So only the femalefolk are suffering right? Pathetic.

Good for you. It's too late to cry now.

Sadly some ladies will read this and still repeat the exact same mistakes. And they wonder why people say they have fish brains.

Enugupikin:
What exactly do ladies mean by a God-fearing man?

It has always been vague to me

A simp. That's just the plain old truth.

jimmyolasun:
Craw craw 🤣😂

Wait! I see "my woman" for your post.. you mean you still dey gbensh woman with this craw craw shuuu!! Wait, you thrust small and scratch small?? Man!! And she allow you sweat untop her??😐😐

Lol, you be idiot

Kemadealadire:
I don't totally agree with this though. Is that why you guys what to be females so bad, guys with earrings, nose rings, plaited, braided and dreaded hair, leg chains etc.

So some guys wear leg chains? Lord have mercy

nlfpmod mynd44 lalasticlala front page please

mrrandomguy:
I was in a banking hall (UBA) recently and I observed that about 98 percent of the operations staff are women. I have every reason to believe that 50 percent of the other staff, excluding security personel and drivers are women. The other men I saw, including a security man, were all wearing Michael Jackson kind trousers.

It seems like you have to become an effeminate man to gain employment in the corporate world. This could explain why most men are obssesed with looking fresh.

I also observed that most universities now admit more femle students (espessially in the southern part of Nigeria) in order to be seen as gender friendly. The male students are left with other less-rewarding options like polytechniques or nothing.

This is good news for feminists and gender empowerment satanists, who have over the years being pushing for female dominance in the workplace and in the home by extension, because who controls the income controls the home. These satanistas are even trying to take over religious orders by setting themselves up to become traditional priests, pastors, even imams, etc.

It can also be seen that most unemployed educated youth are men. Many of whom end up taking up extremely toxic jobs, few end up driving Uber, okada or tricycle (rickshaw), the rest become incacerated, the more unfortunate ones die young.

Unfortunately for the men folks to wake up and help their fellow men, they are busy celebrating international womens day. These same men will employ a less qualified female because they hope to sleep with her. In the end, these randy men get setup with sex scandals like rape or sexual assault.

All these put together have serious implications on the family and the future of humanity.

Lol

tonicyril:
Will that affect the whole body?? Even to the neck?

Please go for a test in a good lab and avoid self medication. Cheers.

tonicyril:
What is uti sir

Urinary Tract Infection

IconicR:
Did you sleep with a prostitute

Good question.

People forget that they can still contract skin diseases just by skin to skin contact not just in the genital areas alone. Most think using a condom is the end all. I laugh in swahili

IconicR:
This life sha, I hate men who have this mentality that it's in their nature to cheat. He even brought it to his matrimonial home and was triggered from his wife's confrontation and eventually smashed her head 😭😭😭.
So much from someone that should be on his knees begging.

Imagine the disrespect. Cheating is bad but even if one should cheat why take the lady to your matrimonial bed? Pathetic.

The man is a disgrace to men worldwide. He should spend the rest of his miserable life in jail.

IconicR:
Why stress a man so much just because of a wedding. If I had my ways nobody will know I'm married sef 😂 but it can't happen sha because it's going to be a very loud one due to some reasons beyond me . I'm with the man on this, she should genuinely apologize to him or she leaves the marriage.

Nice one. It seems you ate good breakfast today or your boyfriend gave you some good ***** last night, hence the good mood

I feel the ladies father was very greedy and wanted to use that opportunity to grab everything at once. That was too bad of the father in law.

decatalyst:
Women only or lesbians only😏😏😏



Una think say Una dey play us😏

Lol, No mind them

Na lesbians go full there

chisomkachy:
Recovers 2.7 million pills of Tramadol, 62.29kg Cocaine, Ephedrine, Loud; seizes over 13tons of skunk in 4 states



https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv4fX7QMk7E/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

She is even smiling. No remorse at all. This must be a hardened criminal

FutureIsFemale:
If and only if a woman is allowed the chance.

Please shut up. You talk like a bloody illiterate.

IconicR:
What makes op thinks everyone must experience any of these? Mtcheww

Must you contribute? You that was born after 2000. Nonsense.

godwinstringed1:
When you speak to some people, you interact with energy. If the person's energy vibrates at an enormous level, your energy level taps from it. Your lower vibration (vibe), however, interacts with theirs such that if they're not careful to replenish their energy, they'll drain the charge on it (all depending on how highly they vibrate).

Anything lust may look pleasurable, but it's like you're blunting a knife. When you lust against money or flesh, your energy's knife edge sharpness reduces. Unfortunately it worsens from time to time without you even knowing it.

Thanks for this explanation. It is much appreciated.

godwinstringed1:
Porn lowers your energy vibration without you noticing. Stop it.

Please explain further

FutureIsFemale:
No matter what this David does, it can never take away the stains on his garment. I just pity him.

Shut up your dirty mouth

This story is fake. You think those devilish and fetish money doublers would allow you leave with their 500k just like that

naptu2:
Jubril A. Gawat @Mr_JAGs



https://twitter.com/Mr_JAGs/status/1689703502585466880

This is good. Those trucks are a menace.

IconicR:
Cultists what do you guys gain from such lifestyle? You don't like freedom, why did you choose to live your life on the fast lane? I'm talking to the ones here on nairaland, please answer me? 98% of young men from Delta and Edo states are cultists.

98%? Where did you get that figure from?

You sure say you well so?

IconicR:
Some of these guys that sleeps with their cousins are here on nairaland and they'll rush here to type and condemn such act, they know it's a disgusting act but they keep doing it. That's the hypocritical world we live in

You better not delete this moniker like you always do. Stick to one moniker. Troublemaker

I think they are a perfect sponsor for Chelsea.

After all a greater majority of Chelsea fans are chronic masturbators and porn addicts

sol2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kiy2qAvUJ2k

At least you better small pass Iamdbull

BRATISLAVA:
This kind of man would've had loads of red flags. He was not always nice to her. She just never wanted to acknowledge it when it happened.

Very true.

I also find it hard to believe that she dated this animal for 5 years before marriage and never noticed these animalistic traits.

I am forced to think this is another one of those made up tales to drive Nairaland traffic.