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ViceGovernor:
The guy is so detailed in his description.


Since nobody wants to say it I will 😏
Op na human part you dey find for ritual

lol 😂

Go and beg the landlord. You were very wrong to destroy the pumping machine.

Violence never solves anything in this life we live in. We should learn to take a step back when in anger so we don’t do silly things.

God forbid, what if he called thugs on you and you were beaten to death or something else?

Go and settle issues with him, remove pride. Or you pack out of the house. It’s that simple.

scoobyblogspot:
Bros.. How can you be desperately looking for a job at the mortuary? I have never heard this before in my life

The story tire me I swear🤣😂🤣

This country as a whole suppose dey on Netflix as a comedy series🤣

Mohbad's father's actions was just senseless.

cococandy:
Women if you are in a position to improve yourself, don’t do it so that you don’t mistakenly surpass your man. That would be too woke and unnatural. It goes against nature.

If you’re already married and an opportunity comes your way that will make you more money but unfortunately it means your income will now be higher than your husbands income, reject the opportunity. Or get divorced. either way it will ensure you are not in a marriage where your income can exceed your man’s.

Carefully curate your life so that you can have money but never more than him. If you’re getting paid for something and it turns out it’s going to be a bigger check than what’s he’s getting on his end, refund some of the ;Dmoney. God forbid you earn more than him.

If you have a business and get a chance to expand your operations, don’t take the chance. How are we going to explain it? That you defied the natural order of things and sort to grow yourself and your career?

Y’all are so mind numbingly xtupid with these threads and responses. May God protect women from marrying their enemies. Enemies of progress

Sarcasm at it’s finest. Coco you never disappoint

IVORY2009:
What consigns UK with our issues in Nigeria, she should be extratides down to Nigeria to face the music.

It's extradited not extratides by the way

darealez:
Every action has a reaction. He beat you, you reacted by arresting him. He's reacting to the arrest, and you will have to react to his reaction. Sounds like the beginning of Armageddon but I honestly wish your home well.

Just to state the probable.., if he gets a good job today, he's likely gone forever.

You should talk to a counselor...and if you're a Christian, I'm open to introducing you to my counselor.

You said it all.

NiceUpper:
Oga, every case is not scam. I have posted the address of the compound above. There's nothing to hide to scam. I'm very real. If the person reach there, he can call me to come there and I will go and meet him and we would ask around together from if I was living in the house or not. I totally understand you guys stand. Scammers have spoilt it for genuine help seekers.

Why are you using a new nairaland account? In your predicament you should not have any shame so I expect you to use your real nairaland account to ask for assistance.

Only scammers use new accounts.

This country is a joke.

ahnie:
Marriage get stages.

The lovey-dovey stage

The why re you coming home by this time stage

The see finish stage

The banter stage

The no sex stage(na only that one dey pain me)
The no money stage.


The stage where he go dey go hang out with friends and succulent side chicks :Dyou go turn for bed tire dey anticipate his return...lolz


Then the king of them all .....The shege stage

Abi O

Persephone1:
May we not marry a boy man

Dear Op, may people have an adage it is: Aiki lo kabo ile ejo , ka tun sore. It means we don't come back from court to become friends. Arresting your husband may be right or wrong but what happens when he is released?
If you were arrested as a wife, will you be happy with your husband and let everything go back to normal when you are released?
Especially in this part of the world.

If you still want a happy marriage after a dispute, police station should not an option. In the sight of the law, you are right but culturally you are not.

Get elders to speak to him, I hope he listens. May God help you. This matter deep i can't think straight self

The only reasonable submission I completely agree with. Nice one.

IconicR:
Say it louder same you guys reprimand me each time I make silly comments

Lol

When you say sensible things I always praise you na

Likewise when you say silly things I attack you as well

Today your head is calm

IconicR:
It is very necessary to ask but apply sense to whatever story they'll tell you.
If it's a man, you should ask if his wife left or he pursued her, if it's the former run away from him but if it's the later you can give him a listening ear and try him out.
If it's a woman and her husband chased her away then ask questions and apply your sense because no man chases a good woman away from his life.
And lastly you can't hear the true stories from the individuals involved, apply sense.

Nice one.

No be Toyota Corolla I see say dey recover so?

Abi my eyes dey pain me?

Righteousness2:
If you are conversant with happenings with events on Earth, things as these will not come as a suprise.

Dubai has an abrahamic house that houses a church, a mosque and a synaguoge.
The UAE is a major player and centre for their one world religion.

The world is being primed for the
New world order
One world religion
One world government
One world currency etc

Don't be deceived with all that. There is no salvation for Humanity except through JESUS CHRIST.

Most important, prepare yourself and all around you. The RAPTURE is upon us. JESUS CHRIST IS COMING QUICKLY.

Please shut up.

omejeb:
Thanks a lot sir,I will be going for a confirmation test by the month end..and I have questioned the lady I had sex with she told me she too feels scared and haven't had sex after since she gave birth as a single mom

If you believe the lady or any woman that tells you that rubbish then you are the most gullible person on earth.

omejeb:
Please how accurate can hiv test detect hiv within 10weeks of exposure...i have done two lab tests one at 3weeks after exposure then the other was at 10weeks after exposure..

10 weeks is not enough. The minimumexposure period to get an accurate test result is 12 weeks (3 months).

Na wah

ahnie:
Kajaard you're viewing,mind contributing to the thread.

Nice seeing you around.

Lol

For me I don't bet and don't think I ever will. But I do understand why some men do it.

You see just like alcohol or smoking, betting has become an addiction to some. The thrill of easy money is difficult to resist. Some after getting some easy wins become hooked even after a series of frequent losses, they still hold on to that belief that their lucky day is not too far ahead. To me I see it as gambling and will never advise anyone to go into it.

For others, the present economic challenges has pushed them to gambling with the hope that a windfall might come (which never happens).

zed7:
That drink doesn't look open. You should know that refreshments are served in most public functions.

Death can happen to anyone. Even some athletes die young sometimes, while some people who smoke, drink and live carelessly can live for ages. Who are we to judge?

All the same it is advisable to watch what you eat or drink once you start getting old as the body's resistance declines.

Verokeena:
You guys just have wahala
Didn't you see the water beside the malt..

Be quiet.

Islie:
Army Brigadier General Falls, Dies While Running During 2023 Annual Physical Training Test



https://saharareporters.com/2023/08/21/breaking-nigerian-army-brigadier-general-falls-dies-while-running-during-2023-annual

See him drinking malt drink ( a sugary and highly carbonated drink). For people above the age of 35 all you need to be drinking is water.

beetruth:
Hisense smart tv almost new 43inches also available for a quick sale 130k

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90k

Kobojunkie:
Which God? He don provide finish for those who had just a set of twins finish?

Lol

nifemi25:
Does that means she invited the boys to her parent home for 2 some...... this is definitely an upcoming hookup babe...

Correction: she is already a hookup babe

siofra:
One of my friends posted this. But hers was 10 years. I just laughed because all of us will still reach thirty. Even though we're in the same age range, I told her no one will remain young forever, better humble yourself now and enjoy your youth.

So you are indirectly trying to tell us that you are less than 20 in age? We never asked for that information. You are no different from your friend.

AdeoyeAdefemi:
Good Morning All

I got my dream job in a financial institution, I will be resuming on Monday.

From your experience, kindly share the things I must and must not do in a professional setting.

NB: This is my first professional job hence the reason for the question.

1. Don't involve yourself in office politics
2. Stay away from office gossips
3. Don't date a co-worker. It never ends well

I have zero pity to waste on this. She deserves whatever mishap that has happened to her body. Pathetic.

winnah:
Good morning family, I never felt the need to do this, it's not like I don't know what else to do. I just need your opinion.
Am currently a Branch manager of one of the biggest indigenous retail company (supermarket) in the country. Some group of Indian investor bought over my company... And I was transferred to Abakaliki to open our new branch. my relationship with the new owners I won't lie, is great..
My net monthly salary now is 110k, I have an official car and I live in the company's quarters.
There's no hope for salary increment. In the next 10 years am not sure of getting to 200k. My fiancee is in pH, and we are hoping to get married by next year.. this places a lot of demand to increase my income so I can afford to take care of my family.

However, I have an offer with another retail company in pH with salary of 200k. The company has promised and increment upon my confirmation. I went for the interview yesterday.. when they saw my experience and everything in my CV they became anxious to bring me in... So they asked how much am expecting I told them 200-250k and they settle at 200k. Right they, the chairman asked HR to give me offer letter and that I should start with immediate effect. My pain now is that,
First ; according to the HR their budget for the position was 300k.. now I've short change my self.. I feel so bad.

Secondly; I don't know how to present this to my MD, how do I tell them am leaving.. and the notice seems short. As I met him yesterday with a lot of expectations and target from me, just don't know how to communicate it to him. How I wish they can offer me this amount. Is two weeks enough to do handing over...

Seun
Mynd44
nlfpmod
Lalasticlala

Mods please take down the picture of the offer letter the naive op attached to this post. Let’s protect his new job since he obviously doesn’t know the implications of his actions. Let’s prevent his village people from smiling. Thanks

Paulyaweh:
Mods please take down this post before this guy will lose his job and any employment opportunities

The op is extremely daft. I have never seen someone that doesn’t use his brains like the op.

How can you put your offer letter on a public Internet forum? SMH 🤦‍♂️