₦airaland Forum

Antai123:
I just hope I don't loose my business plan, as a result of this nonesense!... I wanted to do a particular transaction that is just at a give away price, but I can't transfer from Useless Zenith bank Account. Who brought us here

How does the naira redesign stop you from making your online transaction?

Holiness2100:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PKjjkGRtw0


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11700141/amp/Look-tonight-generation-green-comet-zip-past-Earth.html

Just seeing the topic on the front page I knew it must be you

The next thing is to now use your righteousness2 moniker to now relate this to the end of the world and drop an endtime passage🤣😂🤣

DSC7:
Omo the matter shock me ooooo.....


Out of desperation Babablu begin campaign as an opposition....😂😂😂😝😝😝


Vote Peter obi!!!

The guy don dey campaign against APC🤣😂🤣

Desperation at it's peak. Pathetic.

The sperm refused to be rejected by the device🤣😂🤣

That kid is going to be great😎

Na wah oooooooo

Is this really how to campaign? By insulting the competition?

I don't think I have ever seen Tinubu talk about his development plans in any of the rallies. Just insults after insults

Na real wah

Misterc:
Airforce1 launch him own bouncing baby girl late last year....
Iamdbull how far
No be for you to dey do skit now?
Instead of to dey jump upandan from one thread to another shouting " bull on this one"....
🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

Dbull on this one🤣😂🤣

The kind of mods we have these days is something else

Just moving every piece of trash to the front page

BluntCrazeMan:
Lalasticlala, Seun, Nlfpmod

My thoughts exactly. This country is just something else.

I thought before a report is certified official it means the uploaded details has being completely synchronised on the server and the data can now be said to be final?

So how come they gave out a report and are now saying it was different from the synchronised report? Makes no sense if you ask me.

praisecity:
So sorry for ur story but pls there is a different between jail, cell and detention.

If u are saying u are been put to jail which means curt din finish ur mater, and if u are been detained, curt still dey do ur mater.
But in ur own case u are been put to sell and not jail

I stand to be corrected

He was in a cell and not a jail.

Someone wrongly called him an ex convict earlier on this thread which is very wrong. Nigerians need to educate themselves so they don't sound like people without brain cells. You can only become an ex convict if you have been convicted by a court of law and sent to jail.

So he is not an ex convict. He was just detained in a holding cell.

Sammy07:
This lie no hold water Abeq.

1. Were you the only one that has that 'mistake'?

2. How did the school know the name that'll be given to the 'yet to be created state'

The school authorities had a soothsay r that could predict the future🤣😂🤣

It's her fault.

Why did she leave it where the dog could easily access it?

Valuables should be kept safely away from kids and household pets like dogs and cats that can easily destroy them.

Don't blame the dog for being a dog or doing what dogs do.

tobb:
I once said it that tinubu is campaigning like an opposition

He once said to the crowd at akwa ibom to take their pvc and take the government from them," I no understand this statement

Tinubu want to deliver Apc from Apc

The guy doesn't even know what he is doing anymore.

Dementia does that to people.

chisomkachy:
https://dailytrust.com/2023-im-in-talks-with-kwankwaso-obi-says-atiku/

Kwankwaso will definitely come but not Obi.

Obi is pulling crowds like you and bula blu drug baron so it would make no sense for him to step down for you.

Obitroy:
Pls people of nairaland if u sick don't come here for solution some people will even put fear in you that might kill
Go to the hospital and for u please this not HIV lymph node HIV lymph is like a growth inside your armpit
U can only feel it with you hands but this one is like a boil growing out said the armpit.not everything you see
You tag it HIV lymph

Nice explanation. It's always better they go to the hospital but no, they prefer to come meet us nairaland doctors. So it's our duty to put fear in them

Olasyke:
Tf is the hip enlargement

Artificial curves for our fake ladies.

Brush1:
Haaa doctor doctor. Stop scaring the poor girl.

I am not O. Let her just go for a medical laboratory test.

silvermania:
una own no dey pass HIV for nairaland...

But no be like I talk na bros.

Na just one of the symptoms. Oya no vex

lhordspy:
How is this a gaffe. Are you even educated to know the meaning of gaffe?

That was a banter not a gaffe. Go school, you say No. Na to come nairaland with Nzogbu Nzogbu.

Your work no easy I swear🤣😂🤣

kay1one:
What a day to be alive. Tinubu giving us back to back gaffes 🤣

He is the best skit maker in the country presently🤣😂🤣

Sabinus has taken a back seat🤣

Carmanbiz:
Make this election come and go please.

I dey tell you bro.

Everybody don tire.

This one is looking for Tinubu's financial contribution to his church.

We know them.

highchief1:
may u eventually get the HIV u wish ppl.that’s a small infection or irritation.I had this in October I cured it with about 30k..she must maintain serious hygiene,always clean that surface with spirit and cotton wool.she must see her doctor there are some strong anti bacterial injections they will give her.

You are a fool. He talked about swollen lymph nodes and I was given an explanation and an imp like you just jumped in with an insult.

Bloody set of illiterates on this degenerate platform. Pathetic.

Ishilove:
Anyone who supports Tinubu needs to have his head examined. The old man is suffering from early stage dementia and needs to be somewhere comfortable living out the rest of his blighted old age in as much dignity as possible. His handlers will keep dodging debates because they know he will make an absolute fool of himself, so no one should expect any interactive session from that quarter.

Only in Nigeria... What an absolute disgrace.

Ishi longest time😎

Lol🤣😂🤣

So you people really expected Mr Bala blu drug baron to show up? 🤣

Just look at the faces of the people around him, see how embarrassed they look🤣😂🤣

Do the crime, do the time.

Simple😎

stano2:
See the kind person matured educated men Dey defend on Nairaland

That's what baffles me.

Does Tinubu not have handlers?

Like seriously what's going on?

This is full scale dementia.

TheChameleon:
Swollen lymph nodes I think.

Might have become a cyst or keloid but I don't think it's a keloid. Might just be the ointment put on it.

Swollen lymph nodes is one of the symptoms of H.I.V.

She should go for a medical test and stop bringing medical issues to nairaland where she will get conflicting diagnosis.

The image looks like a keloid to me but you might be right as well. They also look like swollen lymph nodes.

cc:

lhordspy:
It is far more dangerous to be around or have disrespectful uncultured people as followers on social media. It can be equated to like being box in a cell with violent animals.

Those her followers are the average Nigerians you see on the street everyday.

That should tell you that Tinubu is not liked by a greater percentage of the population.

The evil people around him are just spending his money and encouraging him to go on a wild goose chase which will only result in dissapointment.