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TV/MoviesRe: Policeman Opens Car Door For Ozo In Viral Video (Photo) by kalvoken(m): 10:22pm On Sep 23, 2020
Shellsploit:
Nothing special...
That police officer can be his brother, cousin or inlaw...


Between... See how nairalanders jump into conclusion.
grin grin

BTW is not BETWEEN. It's BY THE WAY.
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Laycon Emerges Head Of House For Final Week by kalvoken(m): 11:16am On Sep 23, 2020
Abalado:
If laycon did not win,,BBN house must get burnt by Lagos agberos,,,I trust my people
You can imagine, worst of it all, coming from an female.


If you are to sketch the drawings/plan of the bbn house, can you do it?

And here you are boasting of how you riff raffs will burn destroy the building. As if you can purchase ½bag of cement.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wolves Vs Manchester City - ( 1 - 3) On 21st September 2020 by kalvoken(m): 6:47pm On Sep 21, 2020
Kennethjoe929:
Man City will scatter Wolves
Beware of records, the highest result for city's draw. Wolves no dey use eye see city for their home.
FamilyRe: If This Is How Women Smell I Don't Think I Can Live In Same Room. by kalvoken(m): 6:18pm On Sep 21, 2020
Mstick:
Why do you guys get pleasure in embarrassing women?! I know how many smelly men women meet but you don't see threads upon threads about this.

The lady you're having consensual sex with smells and you come online to post about it, it not only shows how immature you're but also how DIRTY because you keep on having sex with her instead of helping her.

You just embarrassed yourself. Hope you know whatever infection she has that's causing that smell you also have it too.
You see the rants from those children just like the Op, are the proven ways to know a teen yahoo boy. After so much Colorado abi na kolorado, they can't make anything meaningful in their expressions than to insult the body of creatures who without them, they can't live.

Your mum is woman, your sisters are women, you may definitely have daughters who are going to be women. Yet, you spend your whole time daily, incurring curse on your head in the name of making jest of women.

If you wish to troll Nairaland females, there are other ways to that, other than to keep exposing you mumu nature to the whole world.

It may surprise you to know that most of them are probably drivers to oga's wife/daughter or personal assistants to one woman or the other. Yet they spew trash about them every seconds of their myopic life.

CultureRe: The Best Ogene Musicians In Igboland (videos) by kalvoken(m): 9:27pm On Sep 20, 2020
Afam4eva:
Go and slap your Father. Dingbat.
Guy it hasn't gotten to this. I don't know how old you maybe but, you don't in any way have to involve his parent.

It's very childish of you
CultureRe: The Best Ogene Musicians In Igboland (videos) by kalvoken(m): 9:24pm On Sep 20, 2020
post=94138452:
Beautiful.
We have always love Ogene music from day one.
Loving to the ears and beautiful to the souls.
Some talk about love, money , goodness and every thing that teach you about life generally.

Reminiscent times,
Let's go dance to some before bed time rn.

Ogene, ogene, ogene ro ro.... ogene cheesy wink cheesy

Here are some latest Ogene music for your listening pleasure..

Ogene Ndi Igbo
Ejyke Nwamba · 2020

NKWA
Ogene · 2020

Aja Wele Wele
Ogene · 2020

Ogene Egwu Igbo
Ejyke Nwamba · 2020
Osi n'ogini

CultureRe: The Best Ogene Musicians In Igboland (videos) by kalvoken(m): 9:20pm On Sep 20, 2020
Juliusmalema:
how does this transcend to ogene musician in igboland?

You listed ogene musicians in Enugu and dubbed it igboland as cover up..

The title should be the best Ogene musicians in Enugu state.
So who owns ogene music in igbo land?

I guess maybe portharcourt people?



Oge ENUGU is ogene and OGENE Enugu. If in doubt, ask flavour, the ijele of Africa and phyno. He's from Anambra.

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CelebritiesRe: Kanayo O Kanayo And His Family At His Call To Bar Ceremony (pictures) by kalvoken(m): 9:35pm On Sep 18, 2020
Whobedatte:
Clem Ohameze
That man too na jagaban when it comes to acting ritual films.
SportsRe: Osimhen: I Can’t Wait To Face Ronaldo by kalvoken(m):
thesicilian:
Ronaldo is just a player. Until you face him, then you'd know he's more than that. That guy is a war. He's indabosky!
The liquid metal grin grin



On the other hand, I read that bayern has buried a team alive in Germany tonight, someone should tell them that MESSI is not in schalk04 abeg


8-0
PoliticsRe: Bobosky: Wike Pays N30M Bounty by kalvoken(m): 9:27pm On Sep 18, 2020
Juliusmalema:
Used during elections, killed after elections.

Before 2023, he will Raise another one before next election and silence them after that.
We are not talking about Kaduna State sir
CelebritiesRe: Kanayo O Kanayo And His Family At His Call To Bar Ceremony (pictures) by kalvoken(m): 8:02pm On Sep 18, 2020
grin grin grin


If you just employ this man for your case, you don win. Who Wan challenge am?
Not even Tony umeze

Unless you call on that man(clement something m). But they are twin brothers, so it's not gonna yield anything.

Okay, seek the service of chiwetalu agu in collaboration with patients ozokwor(mama g, a.k.a sussan) They can challenge him.


Chiwetalu agu, the only man that killed all his friends and enemies and was left with no one to kill. He said, won't I turn to my children like this? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Moment Old Chinese Parents Reunited With Son After Missing For 38years(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 7:18pm On Sep 18, 2020
I can't even imagine the sad joy they are feeling at the moment.


Denied of 38 years of family love. Haba.


Thank God for them.
BusinessRe: FG Apologises For Asking Bank Account Holders To Re-Register by kalvoken(m): 11:56am On Sep 18, 2020
tesppidd:
Not for everybody. Obviously misunderstood.


Nothing to see here, except you're a wailer.
Mumu, it's best to lock up when you know nothing about the issue being discussed, than to keep rubbing mud on your already polluted face.

Zombie.

So you now know more than the criminals who just came out to own up their intended fraud.
CrimeRe: U.S. City To Pay ₦4.6Billion To Family Of Lady Murdered By Police by kalvoken(m): 2:43am On Sep 17, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
I'LL PICK THE NPF OVER THESE GUYS BECAUSE AT LEAST, YOU CAN BRIBE YOUR WAY AND STAY ALIVE FOR YOUR FAMILY.

IN THE UNITED STATES, A DAY WITHOUT BULLYING AND KILLING INNOCENT CITIZENS (IRRESPECTIVE OF COLOR) IS A WASTED DAY FOR AN OFFICER IN THE U.S. THERE'S NO ARGUING THAT THESE COPS BET BETWEEN THEMSELVES FOR WHO WILL SHOOT THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF INNOCENT PEOPLE DAILY.
May you not have a personal experience with those black men in black, before you see reasons to why you should edit this your comment before you do.
TravelRe: Ebonyi: "This Is My Soon To Become Airport" - Umahi by kalvoken(m): 9:52pm On Sep 15, 2020
OVB123:
Who will use the airport at the end, the people that are selling gala on the major street in many cities in Nigeria.
Nope, those dirty owo awa da littering the most cities in Nigeria.

Useless cretin.
PoliticsRe: Updates On Developments In Kaduna State (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 7:27am On Sep 14, 2020
Sammy07:
They embezzle to so something, what about your southern governors?
LOL, if you had sense, you should have known that you don't steal money from me to take care of me, but as a zombie you are, I don't expect you to be ever reasonable.

PoliticsRe: Updates On Developments In Kaduna State (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 7:21am On Sep 14, 2020
Sammy07:
I repeat shame on West, South and East.

The northern leaders will embezzle money and will project developments into thier respective states.

But Southerner leaders will embezzle everything.
imagine, Provost using 36million to build 2 toilets in deltahuh
Mynd44
See mumu talk, I am ashamed to the fa t that we share this forum with your type. They embezzle and channel the fund to projects. Northern states ought to have been more developed than Dubai right now, being that these northern Muslims(.a.k.a religiously perfect ones) buhari, abacha,gandollar, dasuki, maina, buruntashi, hell-rufia, and many more useless names that I can't type, all came from there.


I'm mostly surprised that a jihadist like you people would celebrate embezzlement. wow, truly the sharia law is meant for low lifers.

Please tell your Arrewa brother not to force hell-rufia on us, we have known his true colours.

HealthRe: Does Anyone Have Car Sickness/allergy? by kalvoken(m): 4:49pm On Sep 13, 2020
ciro11:
I think the smell of fuel worsens the nauseating feeling. At least that's what my sister who throws up 90% of times she travels by car made us understand.
Body system differs
HealthRe: Does Anyone Have Car Sickness/allergy? by kalvoken(m): 4:48pm On Sep 13, 2020
SirMichael1:
Injesting a petroleum product? This is madness.

The smell alone can cause some to throw up.
I think the only problem will be the scratching on the lips
HealthRe: Does Anyone Have Car Sickness/allergy? by kalvoken(m): 4:13pm On Sep 13, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:
Sip or smell? cheesy
Sip, I have witnessed different cases while journeying. And the women(most victims) never or had a reduced cases.
You can ask any long trip drivers, they know. More about such cases.

There's another case another one that has to do with riding over big water areas(bridge over water). I had a friend who out of fear of onitcha Bridge, never traveled outside beyond onitcha kn land.
EducationRe: What Moment Do You Consider Fun In Secondary School by kalvoken(m): 3:44pm On Sep 13, 2020
pocohantas:
Closing time was fun. I would use my transport money to buy adoyo, tasty time and basilo. Sometimes I give myself a treat to triangle (fanyogo). I will na trek from Okota to Abaranje. Me that planned to wash my school uniform, sun would have gone down before I reach house sef.

When my mum asks why I came home late, I tell her it was my turn to sweep the class.
Omo see raw lies.
HealthRe: Does Anyone Have Car Sickness/allergy? by kalvoken(m): 3:03pm On Sep 13, 2020
Always take a gallon filled with petroleum along with you, sip whenever you feel like throwing up.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Debt Hits N31trn – DMO by kalvoken(m): 7:10pm On Sep 09, 2020
grin grin grin grin


A. P. C!!!


Why is everyone keeping quiet now. Next level has not even began fully.

By the time the dead ma walking is done with us all eh, you all that voted him would have quenched(in fela's voice)

Mr integrity has finished all the yam in the barn, he's now borrowed yam excess yam even when his land is no more farm worthy.


Dj play me starting something by Michael Jackson and akon, because those that want change are gonna start seeing something.

Also, give me sleeping dog by lucky dube, I need to forget about naija matters.

Christianity EtcRe: Do Dreams Really Matter? by kalvoken(m): 9:47am On Sep 06, 2020
MrOjay1:
Dreams matter as they serve to warn us of future occurences but other times it might just be a manifestation of your thoughts before going to bed.

So in this case,you must have been thinking of eating peppered snails before going to bed that's why you were picking snails in your dream.
What I see when am asleep are mostly what I thought before I slept.

But some will see dreams and it will happen within the shortest period time. It all depends on the Joseph(the dreamer)

CrimeRe: 50-Year-Old Ex-Convict Caught Raping 4-Year-Old Girl In A Bauchi Mosque (Video) by kalvoken(m): 8:34pm On Sep 05, 2020
Hope he is not more breathing?

How much is joy soap in your area that you chose to ruin the life of an innocent girl, instead of private serviceshuh

With that propeller that their people are known to carry about. I can't even imagine the pains the toddler must have and is going through.

Nonsense!


On another note: IBRAHIM GARBA, next time, just write in Arabic. If we don't understand, it will make more sense than we not to understand when you wrote in English

CrimeRe: Man Killed 2 Women, Stored Them In Freezer For Years In Uk(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 3:56am On Sep 05, 2020
domino4211:
angry
I hope they weren't virgins when he killed them because it will be a huge loss to leave this world with their palm trees untapped..
Lalasticlala this comment deserves an equal ban as the man's jail term.
FamilyRe: How Do I Handle This Kind Of Woman? by kalvoken(m): 8:45pm On Sep 02, 2020
Bluntguy:
You are seeking for advice now because you don't have money in your pockets at the moment. Once you receive your pay now, she will welcome you home warmly and you will forget you ever asked for advice concerning her.
Now here is my advice:
Be patient till the next payday, you will soon smile again. Olodo!!!
I swear your name says it all. You are just telling the truth bluntly. This is the true colour of every married man.
PoliticsRe: Enugu Civil Disturbances: Ugwuanyi Promises To Get To The Root Of The Matter by kalvoken(m): 6:38pm On Sep 01, 2020
No be that woman again, he done do finish be that

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CelebritiesRe: Niecy Nash Marries Jessica Betts, A Woman, 6 Months After Divorcing Her Husband by kalvoken(m): 9:23am On Sep 01, 2020
Mowsid:
That gender that squats to pee fear them. That's all grin
Wata ah say about hauza Muslims?!

Za sfuats to fee zoo.

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