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Damn shit

This very road that has just been finished a minute ago. Imagine how much this fire will weaken the just concluded road.

Problem no dey finish for Nigeria

Daft people punishing the mentally bright people with their daft policy makings

Nigeria is a shitty hole

People. It's people in my mind but others hear FIFU.



Speaking for Buhari

This snake hardly bites. ones it sees you, it will run so fast that you may not even see it. It lays egg.

The earliest the division of nigeria, the better for the south.

Arsenal on red card.

Okpari

This Chinese country done tire everybody

Odunlade Adekola has been ruling the meme world in Nigeria until two days ago when paw paw's album of meme became took over the cyber space(lol)


So who is the king of meme right now.

Like arsenal like NIGERIA. Their president keep getting worse as they are changed. If God can save us from buhari, arsenal have nothing to fear

Onyeasi:
Well said. Mothers, generally women.


For the first time in about 11 years ago I joined nairaland. Today is the first day I made first to comment.

Make Una show me love

Onye asi, continue

daniwise:
Only u Colorado and Arizona.U well so?

No mind him, that's how they send mumu people to their early graves.

One idiot will now wake up and try mixing that shit after reading what he wrote up there and end up breaking his/her parents heart.

It will surprise you that that guy who typed that thing no dey smoke cigarettes. Devil is just using him to kolo other foolish ones.

lkillbrokehoes:
She's a terrible liar and a clout chaser, she probably wanted Donjazzy attention and she got it and lastly that car ain't worth 2 million not to talk of 5 million, the car also isn't her's, she snapped on someone's cars, all these indomie brained slay queen's self.

So you expect her to pack up the whole 5milla to buy a car, how then would she fuel it?

You have a typical small yahoo boy mentality.

No offense please!

post=96984399:
Let me truly check and confirm this

LOL, you must be knew in Nigeria.

If you want to know how big this banks extort from their customers, just go through your transaction history for the past 6 months.

They make you believe that buying airtime from your account is free. Lol, they charge unseen #4 anytime you recharge from your account.




6 months before the expiration of your ATM card, access bank would debit you for a new card. But when you get there after the old one must have expired, they will charge you again for atm that you already paid for. Na so I change am for one of their customers care. I asked her how possible it is for them(access bank) bank to make a new card for me if they had not charged me for it.

I and my people will not be included on the list.

.... Chai which kind wahala be this Buhari sef

Smellymouth:
Has ole been sacked yet?

For. What?

Claudiusdeux:
Buhari is bad, and yes he lied, but let's not pretend that GEJ was better.

Under GEJ, the same insecurity was harrying the North, and most of his supporters then were blaming the North and attacking anyone who criticized his government then for the bad security

It was under the same GEJ that the Boko haram thing grew from small thing to large monster.

And before you start...like I said, Buhari has failed too. Infact, he should be held responsible for the mess up North and all over Nigeria.Especially with all his fine promises. But GEJ...when bombing was the order of the day in many Northern cities? GEJ when the same herdsmen crisis was the order of the day too? Nooo...

Till we leave this PDP and APC alone... Nigeria will never prosper.

I am too hungry to keep discussing Nigeria matter. You and I know they used terrorism against GEJ's government. But they forgot that what goes round will always come around

The monster they made, is now hunting them.. Though, it's still part of their gimmicks

I dey pity messhit

The GOAT/CR7 Will make camp nou uncomfortable for him tonight.


Awon bet9jas, make sure you play CR7 to score more than meshit tonight. Stake high and change your life, you can do me well if you so wish.

Bet wisely.

Buhari: If you managed change regime, come see how NEXT level go be.

Odumeje na prophetic comedian.

Igwuo mmiri, igakwa egwu oku?

You swim in water, can you do same in fire?

Orekaa gi gwogwo!!!.

We were swimming in GEJ's good governance but we jumped out into Buhari's hell fire.

pocohantas:
Even without weapon. I fear that gender pass LION. Everything on their body is a weapon.

Everything as in everything?

How is short time there?



Yeeeh. Lala someone just slapped me

hyduffy:
Fake News..
The bandits only went there to pray, and they left peacefully...

No they actually had a misunderstanding with other prayer warriors but it was settled immediately. No live lost, no sign of blood.

tesppidd:
Why my brain low like this?

Most of Nairalanders are also in confusion.

Not just your brain, everything about you. Starting with your name, even sounds stupid.

peacekante:
Our national journalist are all lazy. Very few of them has that ability to do the right thing and carry out investigational journalism. All are brown envelope journalists

Mr forget it, nigeria is not a shithole for nothing.

This morning I watched salami on AIT morning program, saying that they would have shown the video from CNN's account but can not do so because the NBC will sanction them.


This should tell you that even many victims of the lekki incident are scared to speak up. You and I know how it's going with DJ switch, imagine an ordinary man on the street. If a whole government of a country can pay hoodlums to attack its citizens, why wouldn't same government pay a regular agbero to delete a commoner in the street should he or she speak too much?


With lekki shooting, I can now believe 900% that northern government are behind boko haram and herdsman for their own foolish gain.

samwash:
But Orobo dey carry many sickness follow body.
Sometime lepa live longer, it's just a fact not really true.
But in all moderation & good standard of healthy living is the key.

Sometimes is not all times

samwash:
Congratulations sir.
Mr Ibu, you don dey age ooo
All this your fat, you nor really need ham again, you need to really work on weight as you celebrate many more years in good health & prosperity.

Guy life is too short, allow him to enjoy himself.

Lepa dey die, orobo dey die. All die na die

If orobo die its fat

But when lepa die, no one will mention bone. Una well done

And people go watch am o