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CAPSLOCKED:
I'LL PICK THE NPF OVER THESE GUYS BECAUSE AT LEAST, YOU CAN BRIBE YOUR WAY AND STAY ALIVE FOR YOUR FAMILY.

IN THE UNITED STATES, A DAY WITHOUT BULLYING AND KILLING INNOCENT CITIZENS (IRRESPECTIVE OF COLOR) IS A WASTED DAY FOR AN OFFICER IN THE U.S. THERE'S NO ARGUING THAT THESE COPS BET BETWEEN THEMSELVES FOR WHO WILL SHOOT THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF INNOCENT PEOPLE DAILY.

May you not have a personal experience with those black men in black, before you see reasons to why you should edit this your comment before you do.

OVB123:
Who will use the airport at the end, the people that are selling gala on the major street in many cities in Nigeria.

Nope, those dirty owo awa da littering the most cities in Nigeria.

Useless cretin.

Sammy07:
They embezzle to so something, what about your southern governors?

LOL, if you had sense, you should have known that you don't steal money from me to take care of me, but as a zombie you are, I don't expect you to be ever reasonable.

Sammy07:
I repeat shame on West, South and East.

The northern leaders will embezzle money and will project developments into thier respective states.

But Southerner leaders will embezzle everything.
imagine, Provost using 36million to build 2 toilets in delta
Mynd44

See mumu talk, I am ashamed to the fa t that we share this forum with your type. They embezzle and channel the fund to projects. Northern states ought to have been more developed than Dubai right now, being that these northern Muslims(.a.k.a religiously perfect ones) buhari, abacha,gandollar, dasuki, maina, buruntashi, hell-rufia, and many more useless names that I can't type, all came from there.


I'm mostly surprised that a jihadist like you people would celebrate embezzlement. wow, truly the sharia law is meant for low lifers.

Please tell your Arrewa brother not to force hell-rufia on us, we have known his true colours.

ciro11:
I think the smell of fuel worsens the nauseating feeling. At least that's what my sister who throws up 90% of times she travels by car made us understand.

Body system differs

SirMichael1:
Injesting a petroleum product? This is madness.

The smell alone can cause some to throw up.

I think the only problem will be the scratching on the lips

UyaiIncomparabl:
Sip or smell?

Sip, I have witnessed different cases while journeying. And the women(most victims) never or had a reduced cases.
You can ask any long trip drivers, they know. More about such cases.

There's another case another one that has to do with riding over big water areas(bridge over water). I had a friend who out of fear of onitcha Bridge, never traveled outside beyond onitcha kn land.

pocohantas:
Closing time was fun. I would use my transport money to buy adoyo, tasty time and basilo. Sometimes I give myself a treat to triangle (fanyogo). I will na trek from Okota to Abaranje. Me that planned to wash my school uniform, sun would have gone down before I reach house sef.

When my mum asks why I came home late, I tell her it was my turn to sweep the class.

Omo see raw lies.

Always take a gallon filled with petroleum along with you, sip whenever you feel like throwing up.

A. P. C!!!


Why is everyone keeping quiet now. Next level has not even began fully.

By the time the dead ma walking is done with us all eh, you all that voted him would have quenched(in fela's voice)

Mr integrity has finished all the yam in the barn, he's now borrowed yam excess yam even when his land is no more farm worthy.


Dj play me starting something by Michael Jackson and akon, because those that want change are gonna start seeing something.

Also, give me sleeping dog by lucky dube, I need to forget about naija matters.

MrOjay1:
Dreams matter as they serve to warn us of future occurences but other times it might just be a manifestation of your thoughts before going to bed.

So in this case,you must have been thinking of eating peppered snails before going to bed that's why you were picking snails in your dream.

What I see when am asleep are mostly what I thought before I slept.

But some will see dreams and it will happen within the shortest period time. It all depends on the Joseph(the dreamer)

Hope he is not more breathing?

How much is joy soap in your area that you chose to ruin the life of an innocent girl, instead of private services

With that propeller that their people are known to carry about. I can't even imagine the pains the toddler must have and is going through.

Nonsense!


On another note: IBRAHIM GARBA, next time, just write in Arabic. If we don't understand, it will make more sense than we not to understand when you wrote in English

domino4211:

I hope they weren't virgins when he killed them because it will be a huge loss to leave this world with their palm trees untapped..

Lalasticlala this comment deserves an equal ban as the man's jail term.

Bluntguy:
You are seeking for advice now because you don't have money in your pockets at the moment. Once you receive your pay now, she will welcome you home warmly and you will forget you ever asked for advice concerning her.
Now here is my advice:
Be patient till the next payday, you will soon smile again. Olodo!!!

I swear your name says it all. You are just telling the truth bluntly. This is the true colour of every married man.

No be that woman again, he done do finish be that

Mowsid:
That gender that squats to pee fear them. That's all

Wata ah say about hauza Muslims?!

Za sfuats to fee zoo.

Dreyton36:
Her kpekus go still they well

Unlike your sense.

Let me help you to pick it here.

decatalyst:
Compound iranu...

As community nonsense.

A girl is not with me, probably she's with those alhajis or maybe shit eaters, and you want me to claim she's with me? What if she didn't make it back, how do I deny that she was never with me before.


Ladie, beware! This is totally a different scenario with that of guys. Don't ever try it o.



OYA OP, RECIEVE IT.

SamEastson:
nyamri zimri, which of these Animals is the strongest of them all??

I feel pity for all these defenceless, clawless and fangless animals like Zebra, antelope, horse etc that have no means of defending themselves in the midst of these killer and predating animals.

A kick from zebra, antelope and horse na direct ticket to mortuary. Only that, most cats had mastered a means to dodge their kick.

sylve11:
who fit eat monkey and dog; go fit eat human being too.

EGUNGUN na express you dey o.

Don't let calabar people hear this o. It's just a blasphemy, yes it is. I have said mine

27Pushing30:
Per the bolded ... you’re stupid

Yeah, an average black man is.

Shit men.

Someone that's at the verge of giving up was brought before you, knowing very well as a professional you are, that life is irreplaceable. you had to standby and waiting till death finishes its biding for his life all in the name of police report, before you can do your best in Saving his life. Tueh!

Some of you may start blaming the law, but do you think a doctor would be jailed or sentence to death for saving anyone's life without doctor's reports? Well, I will leave the answer to you.

This country is just not fit any way. Starting from we finding happiness in things that ordinarily we should be sad, to how we just do anything anyhow, because it's Nigeria.

Men, someone should just take up the fucking trumpet from angel Gabriel and do the thing. Because, should a story like this involve any of my person(may God forbid bad thing). That doctor we experience what it is like to wait for police report.

Nigeria police of all the police in the world. That was how I went to get their reports when my mobile was snatched from me enroute pH, the lady on counter asked me to pay some amounts before she can refer me to the person that would give the report. And will have to go and get affidavit. I just told her that I will be back the next day, till tomorrow.

It's not just the politicians, we all are badly fucking this nation to coma. The politicians were once ordinary. Take that ape man in edo state for example. Once a leader of the labour union suddenly change at the sight of power.

Chika, rest on.

Lalasticlala play me DEVILS Work by Lucas Joyner.

Oga, what are you cooking na

sapphiere:
She has my type of body. Happy birthday great woman. Age gracefully.

Which body are you talking about? You dey make me laugh.


With your ofada body, you still have nose ring on you. How some of you ladies feel comfortable with that thing is really something else.

My God keep him healthy and healthy to live long ND enjoy the freedom he missed.

Explorers, is he ever married?

Nigerians are the okuku nti Ike, now we are not even listening while inside the pot of soup.

But when this heat coming from the fire under the pot finish with us, we go chin chun.

GuyWise101:
Please Advice Me

Please NLs advice me, I am serving my Oga what we Igbo people call (Igba boyi) now I am saving his money mostly from profit, I want to use the money to start my business when I am settled and it has reached 1.3m but my mind is telling me to show him the money while the other mind is telling me not to show him the money.

Please advice me on this.

Haba!

Your village people don finally catch you.
See you see village.

That was how Jay jay made them Germans to chop grass after he dribbled them, sotee they had no other option.


The highest dribble still remains that of Buhari's. As intelligent and smart as Nigerians always are, the old man finished them all.

How do you expect that someone who never finished primary school could reverse $1 to #1?

The man full time dribbler.

Zimri:
Wetin dey there?♠️♠️♣️

Baba dey fear? It could just be any specie of snake or maybe baby wild dog.