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Politics › Re: Crowd At Buruji Kashamu's Burial In His Ijebu Igbo Home, Ogun State by kalvoken(m): 4:08pm On Aug 09, 2020

NaijaRoyalty:
Na woman dey the first pic or woman

Yes na woman, no be woman.

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Politics › Re: Wike: I Have Great Respect For Tinubu But His Comment On Edo Crisis Shocked Me by kalvoken(m): 10:57pm On Aug 08, 2020

Please we the masses need to declare total lockdown on political movements, the shock Pandemic is spreading faster than we ever thought. Shock/Buhari disease has been recorded in PDP, anyone who ever had contact with any of the infected persons should endeavor to electrocute his/her self.

It's better to be electrocuted than to be shocked.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Hyundai Dealership Employed Dog As Sales Person With I.D, Desk In Brazil(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 12:07pm On Aug 08, 2020

bhella10:
A stray dog[i][/i] Look up stray and stop embarrassing yourself kid

Oga, did you know that it has been proven that 99.9% every violent is caused by wrong tone of voice?

Romance › Re: Funny Video Of Oyinbo Man And His Yoruba Bride On Wedding Day by kalvoken(m): 10:56am On Aug 08, 2020

This video is stale na. Happened long ago.

Or I forgot this is naira(Nigeria)land

azmanaty02:
If he's not careful, his wife's people will mine his skull

How are your parents coping with you guy?

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Hyundai Dealership Employed Dog As Sales Person With I.D, Desk In Brazil(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 10:49am On Aug 08, 2020

Akhirastriver:
Agbako

LOL. I don't know what it means o

Politics › Re: RE: Appointment As Special Assistant Women Affairs (unmarried) by kalvoken(m): 8:00am On Aug 08, 2020

GboyegaD:
Good they cleared the air but why are we so backward in our thinking? Provided she is a woman, what has her marital status to do with the office? Are single ladies not women?

Same way you think it takes only a woman to render such services.

Thank God you said WE.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Hyundai Dealership Employed Dog As Sales Person With I.D, Desk In Brazil(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 7:52am On Aug 08, 2020

Explorers:
They said the initial plan was to simply provide the dog refuge, but his ability to greet and interact with customers earned him a promotion.

Showroom manager Emerson Mariano told media outlet that the feedback for Tucson’s customer service in the store has been extremely positive, and he said the environment in their organization has improved thanks to the dog’s “very caring and docile nature”.

Mariano said that many customers returned to the store even after having purchased a car just to say hi to the dog and give him gifts.

The dealership named the friendly stray Tucson Prime and hired him.

They even gave him his own ID card and everything.

Can you imagine! Customer stopping by just to say hi to the dog even when they don't wish to buy anything. I just hope someone shows this to every of access bank customers' cares. Those aged and unmarried-looking women can be mean and aggressive while attending to people. Always ready to vent their anger on their customers.

On the other hand, the dog should be happy he didn't play such a rough stunt in Nigeria, the company manager would have called on any agberos nearby and pay them to snipe life out of the dog. The agberos would then make dish/covid-19 cure out of the dog.

Forget, oyibo no be Africa.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Hyundai Dealership Employed Dog As Sales Person With I.D, Desk In Brazil(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 7:36am On Aug 08, 2020

WIZGUY69:
I don’t know what this people are trying to achieve, but it doesn’t make any sense. With the loss of jobs here and there, they are employing dog to do what exactly? If they pay the dog salary, who will collect and spend it?

Mcheeew

Guy if truly you are a wise guy as your name suggests, you would pray to turn dog rather than wailing.

Did you read anywhere that's in Nigeria the thing happened? So which job loss are you talking about?

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Hyundai Dealership Employed Dog As Sales Person With I.D, Desk In Brazil(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 7:33am On Aug 08, 2020*

Explorers:
You're right about the pay, but the dog has a nice place to stay now and feed.

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Christianity Etc › Re: You Are Inside A Woman's Private Part - Female Pastor Tells Man by kalvoken(m): 3:55pm On Aug 07, 2020

OkuFaba:
Ebuka destiny dey flex inside woman Toto

You are a total mad man

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Family › Re: Husband Faints In Labour Room by kalvoken(m): 1:28pm On Aug 07, 2020*

This man can never boast to be a man where his wife is. She would just show him this picture.

The wife should enlarge the picture and fame it on the wall. Lol

I respect women big time. Their complicated duties dey tire me to think over.

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Education › Re: Take These "Colourful Snakes" For God's Sake [photos] by kalvoken(m): 10:46pm On Aug 06, 2020*

The possibility of this thread making front page is over charged.i.e 10,000%

Lala and snakes = 5 & 6

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Education › Re: Nice Wildlife Photos. Check! by kalvoken(m): 3:00pm On Aug 06, 2020

obynno7:
from Enugu state right Nsk

Correct.

Sports › Re: Checkout The Biggest Transfers In Football by kalvoken(m): 2:58pm On Aug 06, 2020

vickydevoka:
No Mata how good u are u can't outshine Messi in attacking midfield

Guy leave Messi. Messi never stopped anyone from shining. Same way you guys pushed neymar to his doom. Now he is in regret.

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Sports › Re: Checkout The Biggest Transfers In Football by kalvoken(m): 2:56pm On Aug 06, 2020

How Chelsea did that of Luiz still baffles me. And they later bought him back for 1/4 of that price.

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Autos › Re: SOLD: Registered 2004 Toyota Highlander (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 10:36pm On Aug 05, 2020

Explorers:
So hard bro.

Bro what's up na.

You 've been away since Corona Pandemic or were you just keeping safe?

Your NL students are missing you o. Though, another agric teacher in the person of Zimri is taking your class. We look forward to your return.

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Education › Re: Nice Wildlife Photos. Check! by kalvoken(m): 6:43pm On Aug 05, 2020

Zimri:
Cool!

Yeah.

Thank you for your job. You have been feeding us well since the absence of explorers. Through your threads, my gallery is getting filled up, nice animal pictures and funny captions. I must commend lalasticlala too, he is balanced when it comes to pushing useless topics(bbn) and the useful ones to fp.

Well doing job.

Education › Re: Nice Wildlife Photos. Check! by kalvoken(m): 6:35pm On Aug 05, 2020

Zimri:
What language is that?♣️♦️✔️

Nsk, 042.

Education › Re: Nice Wildlife Photos. Check! by kalvoken(m): 6:17pm On Aug 05, 2020

Jerryolumide:
aswear me sef dey reason am
Explorer disappears, then Zimri appears

Olive oil dey your head.

Something is meaty there. He could be explorers

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Politics › Re: 40 Revolution Now Protesters Arrested In Abuja By Military Personnel by kalvoken(m): 10:33am On Aug 05, 2020

post=92477937:
Nigeria will be great again in our lifetime.

Slow and steady we will get there.

We will keep believing in her.

God bless Nigeria.

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Politics › Re: 40 Revolution Now Protesters Arrested In Abuja By Military Personnel by kalvoken(m): 10:33am On Aug 05, 2020*

A country where lawmakers carry hit themselves with chairs and all sorts of weapons, While family the presidency shoot at each other inside government house and no one gets arrested. Yet peaceful protest is a threat the nation

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Education › Re: Nice Wildlife Photos. Check! by kalvoken(m): 3:32am On Aug 05, 2020

Op, are you sure you are not explorers in disguise?

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Education › Re: Nice Wildlife Photos. Check! by kalvoken(m): 3:28am On Aug 05, 2020

Zimri:
THIS BIRD POPULAR LIKE MADT FOR MY AREA.

PIED CROW!

Ugoloma!!!

grin

That's how we call it in my town. Let me know my people here

Not that wise bird. It would fly down from up, and start chasing � chick with bare leg. We dey catch am well well then. Only good at stealing fowl egg.

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Travel › Re: Life Lager Beer Lightens Up The Niger Bridge (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 1:02pm On Aug 04, 2020

dangoteinlaw:
same with trophy, it causes severe headache

If you look well, you see I didn't mention trophy. I prefer Mirinda to that thing called trophy �

Education › Re: Baby killing and Cannibalism in the animal world. by kalvoken(m): 2:45pm On Aug 03, 2020

post=92414395:
THE PIG

PIG WILL NOT HESITATE TO EAT UP THEIR BABY, STARTING FROM THE TALE, SHOULD THEY FEEL A SLIGHT HUNGER.

post=92414395:
POULTRY �

EVEN WITHOUT FEELING STARVING, MY LAYERS BIRDS WERE EATING OFF EACH OTHER'S FLESH. I HAD TO CUT OF THEIR BEAK.

Education › Re: Baby killing and Cannibalism in the animal world. by kalvoken(m): 2:44pm On Aug 03, 2020

kalvoken:
THE PIG (

PIG WILL NOT HESITATE TO EAT UP THEIR BABY, STARTING FROM THE TALE, SHOULD THEY FEEL A SLIGHT HUNGER.

[quote author=kalvoken post=92414395]POULTRY � ([/QUOTE])

EVEN WITHOUT FEELING STARVING, MY LAYERS BIRDS WERE EATING OFF EACH OTHER'S FLESH. I HAD TO CUT OF THEIR BEAK.

Education › Re: Baby killing and Cannibalism in the animal world. by kalvoken(m): 2:33pm On Aug 03, 2020

Travel › Re: Photos Of The Man That Died With Two Ladies In Sapele Accident by kalvoken(m): 2:25pm On Aug 03, 2020

Rip

Buh he is a Boy and Not man please

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Travel › Re: Life Lager Beer Lightens Up The Niger Bridge (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 1:38pm On Aug 03, 2020

OhBiafra:
Same Hero that has odour?
You were already drunk before carrying out that experiment

Don't. Mind him.
Life is better than hero. I can't even finish a bottle of hero, head ache and odour I battle after taking the drink no be here.

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Sports › Re: Chelsea's Pulisic And Azpilicueta To Miss Bayern Munich Clash by kalvoken(m): 5:13pm On Aug 02, 2020*

Abeg, lamp should play kepa instead of caba!

Dude is no good as kepa jor.

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Politics › Re: Insecurity: Nigerians Know We Have Done Our Best – Buhari by kalvoken(m): 11:14pm On Jul 31, 2020

Opari!!!!!!

Health › Re: Covid-19 : A Man Climbed The Hospital Window To Watch Over Her Infected Mother by kalvoken(op): 9:28pm On Jul 31, 2020

XXXXTENTACION:
Too bad

Very touching I must say

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