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PoliticsRe: Creation Of SWAT Hasty, Governors Tell IG Adamu by kalvoken(m): 8:22pm On Oct 16, 2020
Of course the aboki think sey na business usual

CrimeRe: Police To Gimba Kakanda: I Will Waste You And Nobody Can Do Anything To Me by kalvoken(m): 8:11pm On Oct 16, 2020
All I know is that to cement our efforts so far, the young Nigerians should shun any politician older than Nigeria.

We have to start being leaders of today and not tomorrow.

Our mumu done do. Imagine for up to 10 days that most cities in the country have been on shut down, and the skeletal non-living deaf and gworo chewing castle rustle in aso rock has not deemed it fit to address the nation, other than to make a video clip. You guys never know what just begun under your nose.
CelebritiesRe: Kizz Daniel Leads #EndSARS Protest In Abeokuta Days After Being Called Out by kalvoken(m): 7:10pm On Oct 16, 2020
Sulele04:
sir may i ask were you got this picture i know the guy kneeling its dj carter.
Why are you asking?

I know him the way you know him.

PoliticsRe: Endsars Protest In Benin City Today Friday.../10/2020 by kalvoken(m): 7:02pm On Oct 16, 2020
Homeboiy:
Ring road is on fire now

It’s now. Cult war

Boys are ready with guns and

Or hard stuffs

I just took this pictures 10 mins ago
Which one is cult war again?

War against the government or against themselves?

You guys shouldn't give these evil men reasons to apply force to these peaceful movements. I don't know why you guys are setting up a bonfire. Una be hunters?

I take the lives of those who this protest has taken to beg una.

CelebritiesRe: Kizz Daniel Leads #EndSARS Protest In Abeokuta Days After Being Called Out by kalvoken(m): 6:11pm On Oct 16, 2020
Social media has done more good Nigeria this year any of her governments.

Long live Twitter.

United Nigeria your is the beginning of good governance in Nigeria.

BusinessRe: JP Ejere's Burial: Omoaefe Ejere Buries His Father (Pictures) by kalvoken(m): 6:09pm On Oct 16, 2020
mayklef:
just an avenue for Occultists to gather round and waste money.....EndSARS#
The only sense in your post is that ENDSARS

may God heal you of your poverty
PoliticsRe: Femi Adesina: EndSARS Protesters Rain Curses On Me Via SMS, Phone Calls by kalvoken(m):
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This is just the Genesis, if we get hold of Buhari's phone numbers or any of his family members' body go tell them.

CelebritiesRe: Bisola: "Don't Turn #EndSARS Protests To Carnivals, Party" by kalvoken(m): 1:14pm On Oct 16, 2020
GOATandYAMtheory:
Dumb yooots grin


That one don pass carnival, Na Orgy sef..

Imagine our yoots having sex and smoking shisha @ protest venues

#endIRRESPONSIBILITY
Picture of anyone having sex on the protest grounds or you I will nack you with 600yrs of hardship.

PoliticsRe: EndSARS: I Witnessed Protesters Block Lagos-Ibadan Expressway (pics, Video) by kalvoken(m): 10:00pm On Oct 15, 2020
In actual sense, they didn't block the road users from accessing the road, THEY ARE ONLY SAVING THEM FROK BEING KILLED BY SARS/POLICE, BECAUSE NA EXPRESS THEM DEY GO.


#ENDSARS
#SAYNOTOSWAT

MAY STRAY BULLLET FALL ON YOU IF YOU ARE AGAINST THIS PROTEST


Most Igbo traders who practiced apprenticeship were settled with less than a million naira and they are making life out of it. Yet some stinking old and skin wrinkled men are receiving 1 million naira for reading 6 pages of newspaper and this sold for just #150. How eveil can the heart of a man behuh

THE REMAINDER OF 2020 SHOULD BE PROTESTIC DAYS. ONLY YOUNG NIGERIANS CAN MAKE NIGERIA GREAT AGAIN.

PoliticsRe: #EndSARSProtest: 'Nigeria Has No President' - Farooq Kperogi by kalvoken(m): 11:11am On Oct 14, 2020
TinubuGoQuench:
He uses different accounts
You'll easily know when you see any post from his alternate accounts
I swear, even with my eyes closed, I know the guys comment when I come across it. So much stupidity oozing out from every of his comments.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Tunisia: International Friendly (1 - 1) On 13th October 2020 by kalvoken(m): 9:31pm On Oct 13, 2020
Yemisi87:
Nigerian should have protested against Musa when the guy decided to Marry a Calabar girl.

We can all see the result now.
Very far from that. Age has caught up with him.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Tunisia: International Friendly (1 - 1) On 13th October 2020 by kalvoken(m): 9:00pm On Oct 13, 2020
Musa has really diminished in terms of pace. The wife is a true calabarian grin grin grin

CrimeRe: Atiku: You Cannot Face Unarmed Citizens With Guns During A Peaceful Protest by kalvoken(m): 11:14am On Oct 13, 2020
I will suggest that since covid-19 already wasted 80% of 2020 days, we should use the remaining 20% to reset this country. Let's take back our country from this evil men in politics.


The protest should go on till the end of this year.

After Sars na NEPA issue.

After NEPA na BAD ROADS,

After Bad Roads na lawmakers' wages.

Good hospitals, refineries, constitution amendment, etc

We just have every reason to shut down Nigeria for the rest of 2020.

CrimeRe: Endsars: Protesters Block Lagos Airport Tollgate (video) by kalvoken(m): 10:04pm On Oct 12, 2020
Litmus:
Dude has a point. You can’t have that 24/7 electricity power you all want without sacrifices. I guess you’re going to think, ‘you don’t mind paying your bills, but not when the bill is "too" high’. Unfortunately you’ll soon experience what I call the psychology of bills paying when Nigeria becomes a Nation that collects taxes properly and utilises those taxes to provide you all with appropriate services. You’ll find that no matter how small your bills are, if you have to pay them regularly, and a lifetime of this stretches ahead, you'll find that your bill will soon seem too high.

The dude is worried that now that you got your way with SARS, you all will want to protest about everything - in a sort of self-indulgent and entitled way - such as not wanting to pay for your utility bills, rent, tolls etc.
And the worry worry made him to call someone he have no knowledge about names.

I'm equally worried that that his mouth or finger would send him to an untimely journey of no returns
CrimeRe: Endsars: Protesters Block Lagos Airport Tollgate (video) by kalvoken(m):
Guys, we really need to keep to the street.

How can nepa bring 60k bill for a petty tailor and her neighbor that's into hair making? How much are they making in the said shop.

30k subscriptions for prepaid meter don't last 7 days. Why are these guys this wicked?


orgylover:
bastard, u dey street now? show me proof where u loosed 30k on prepaid meter and it never lasted for 7days. u guys keep screaming u need 24 hour power. do you think it doesnt come with a price?
nairalanders,. Make una help me see trouble o. See as people take dey loose their life for something that does not in any way concern them.
CrimeRe: EndSARS: Protesters Block Lekki-Ajah Expressway (Video) by kalvoken(m): 6:58am On Oct 12, 2020
Why don't we Nigerians, with the high tempo at the moment' take it to the national assembly where they have been sharing between themselves and their families.


So much power in unity



SmartPolician:
Nigeria cannot have a revolution

Revolution only happens where there are unity and oneness

Those do not exist in Nigeria at the moment.
Same way you have been thinking east and west are not united.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Loses 100K Followers On Twitter As Reno Omokri Starts #unfollowbuhari by kalvoken(m): 10:19pm On Oct 10, 2020
grin grin cheesy


Honestly I am surprised that Buhari is on Twitter?

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Algeria: International Friendly (0 - 1) On 9th October 2020 by kalvoken(m): 9:17pm On Oct 09, 2020
What's it with these guys and dread?

Even Musa too?

See what iwobi is weighing himself down with.

Orisirisi

EducationRe: World Teachers Day 2020 - How Do You Relate With Your Teacher Now? by kalvoken(m): 9:03am On Oct 05, 2020
DuBLINGreenb:
Na god go punish every single one of my secondary school teachers and my university lecturers too

Anyway we move
Otondo oponu

EducationRe: World Teachers Day 2020 - How Do You Relate With Your Teacher Now? by kalvoken(m): 9:03am On Oct 05, 2020
DuBLINGreenb:
Na god go punish every single one of my secondary school teachers and my university lecturers too

Anyway we move
He already did, by letting them waste their time trying to input sense in your head. What a wasted life you are
PoliticsRe: Wike & Amaechi Exchange Words At The Burial Of Adolphus Karibi -Whyte by kalvoken(m): 7:52am On Sep 28, 2020
DenreleDave:
Whenever Niger deltan Elephants fight.

Abeg who go suffer am?

A. South south B. South East c. Nigeria d. Pdp

Winner gets 20k out of the 85 million that we won yesterday....
The north

TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Nengi Evicted From The Big Brother House by kalvoken(m): 8:23pm On Sep 27, 2020
modsfucker:
The betnaija game she won was a consolation price for her... Laycon will surely win.
Sorry, I don't watch the show. Just playing along.
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Nengi Evicted From The Big Brother House by kalvoken(m): 8:14pm On Sep 27, 2020
modsfucker:
Wetin dey keep this Dorothy sef undecided
E go shock you when that laycon of a guy gets evicted next.

TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Neo Evicted From The Big Brother House by kalvoken(m): 7:49pm On Sep 27, 2020
Froshloaded:
If you know

Laycon is taking it home

Like This post
Denge is winning

Thank God, we can hear words after this new week
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Vee Evicted From The Big Brother House by kalvoken(m): 7:28pm On Sep 27, 2020
Las Las na buhari go win am.

PoliticsRe: Labour Strike: Presidency, NASS Meet At VP's Residence by kalvoken(m): 5:32pm On Sep 27, 2020
For the exchange of DOLLARS.
FamilyRe: A Woman Needs 13 Meaningful Touches Per Day: Pastor. Funke Felix-Adejumo by kalvoken(m): 5:28pm On Sep 27, 2020
People would just wake up and start making up trashy statements.

How can anyone in his/her right sense advice people to caress a woman while drivinghuh

This woman is an agent of devil.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City : (2 - 5) 27th September 2020 by kalvoken(m): 5:09pm On Sep 27, 2020
And Suarez just scored in Tico's 5-1 torture over granada


BARCA watch your back.

PoliticsRe: FG Meets NLC Leaders At 7pm Today by kalvoken(m): 3:56pm On Sep 27, 2020
grin

Someone predicted this meeting on the last thread, and here we are. So definitely, just as the predictor predicted, the strike will be called off even before it starts.
cheesy grin

TB Joshua and others need to come and learn how to predict future events on nairaland.

Our politicians are so very predictable, just that most times those that have the knowledge are not even up to minority.

Nothing surprises us here again in this country. One family in one picture, there identical brothers

HealthRe: People Defecating In Public Arrested By Lagos Task Force (Disturbing Photos) by kalvoken(m): 11:02pm On Sep 25, 2020
MrColdsweat:
This na normal something for places like mushin, agege, ojota, ajegunle, iba, okoko, infact, all over Lagos.

Amaechi was right. Lagos is a glorified slum.
I guess you have not been to inside Lagos. If you are passing in idumota, they will all line up on top of the bridge(position their anus in between the two bridges) both men and women facing each other. I could not eat for a whole day when we went there to do a job.

I was just thinking where they source the water used in cooking those meals they sell there. I never saw any borehole there, had to ask those selling stuff inside the market. They were like, aaah! It's only God that protects, as they don't know where they get their water for cooking. Na so I go arrange gala for nylon. grin grin

I wonder how one would poo while being looked at. Ordinary piss won't come from my joystick should I sense that people might be looking at me. If I like make i dey there for the whole day, e no go come.

Something happened like that along ogombo road at adesanya roundabout. I witnessed a lady fetching watching from same water while people were taking their bath. She made food with same water, I almost vomited even though I never ate from there.
PoliticsRe: Airspace To Be Shut As Aviation Unions Back Labour Strike by kalvoken(m): 8:48pm On Sep 25, 2020
Osetigo


ASUU will be like, okay na so e be abi? Oya, make una watch out.

FamilyRe: How Do You Save People's Number On Your Phone by kalvoken(m): 7:43am On Sep 25, 2020
pocohantas:
With their place of work/meet, occupation or full names. I don’t ever use Nairaland- I hate it. angry

My former boss would say, the smallest pen is sharper that the best memory. So, with time, I always go further to add the birthday, full names, favourite club, home address, state of origin and any other detail I don’t want to forget.

Recently I checked my phonebook and saw I still have the matric numbers of my buddies in university (e.g) Fatymore 0419. The number of times we had to write the other person’s name in attendance sha. cheesy grin
The day Nigeria policeman will go through your phone and see such a contact, you will spend 48hr in cell unless you cash them out asap

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