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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City (1 - 4) On 7th February 2021 by kalvoken(m): 7:33pm On Feb 07, 2021
SEYIKP:
Reuben Dias and John Stone partnership na made in Heaven.
That afin/obanze zinchenko played well. He practically tied sallah on a tree
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sheffield United Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 7th February 2021 by kalvoken(m): 7:28pm On Feb 07, 2021
Alison baker is to Liverpool what Kai advert and head ach maguire are to Chelsea and Manu respectively.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City (1 - 4) On 7th February 2021 by kalvoken(m): 4:46pm On Feb 07, 2021
What happened to kun aguero that guardiola has left him since all while?
Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For February 6 2021 In Nigeria by kalvoken(m): 12:53am On Feb 07, 2021
Stone123:
Whatever that has a beginning must have an end!
Do you bit and follow the rules, it will soon be over.

No fear. It’s well!
buhari and his kingsmen is our major problem,not ordinary malaria
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 6th February 2021 by kalvoken(m): 1:47pm On Feb 06, 2021
Everything is just dwindling in this buhari regime. Imagine arsenal being relegated in buhari regime.

Politics › Re: Ralph Nwosu Visits 2nd Niger Bridge On Assessment Tour by kalvoken(m):
Onitcha head bridge was constructed and commissioned under 12 months before Biafra war. Second naija bridge has been ongoing for decades and is yet to be completed in 2021.


I give it to NIG polithiefcians.


MrMou:
Is Jonathan among this polithiefcians?
At least, everyone can not see why keep failing your jamb test. I said Nigerian polithiefcians and you asking if GEJ is among.

No, he's not among, Nnamdi kanu and Sunday igboho are the only ones.

Mr MUUU.

Education › Re: Student's Pots Eaten By Rats (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 10:19am On Jan 28, 2021
nyiamfrank:
Suarez
Ijiot somebody
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Wolves (0 - 0) On 27th January 2021 by kalvoken(m): 11:58pm On Jan 27, 2021
Mrviktor:
Havertz isn't half as good as mount.

I swear down..
Dude is no good at all. Worst Chelsea signing since Conte time
Travel › Re: Dear Lagosians, by kalvoken(m): 4:50pm On Jan 24, 2021
Herbephe1:
Pls don't display your "lagostic attitude" here, he was trying to describe how furious,annoying,and imprudent you Lagosians are,he's not saying you're mentally deranged o...mad has many meanings Sir. little things èpè yii nanni,O wrong nah
Oga I was only flowing with the vibe, I practically understood what he meant. I wasn't born and raised in lag, I only migrated few years back.


Anytime I traveled to my place, I will be very calm and easy going till I get to Berger on my way back. My mood will just change for no reason. Someo8that I must have been gisting with. Will suddenly turn to artificial enemy.

Though while in my village, i will be bored to hell. How. Can I be sleeping by 8pm on daily basis? No traffic. Imagine someone refusing to enter a public bus from old park to Nowas because she was told #100 instead of #70. Very fine and pretty girls, they just got down and looked for another bus that would take #70.

A pla8we would pay #500 for with so much dragging and struggling.

Lagos is very frustrating and fun to live in, but you must loose few of your nuts, else you won't be able to live here.
Travel › Re: Dear Lagosians, by kalvoken(m): 3:36pm On Jan 24, 2021
SoNature:
Most Lagosians are literarily mad and they don't even know.
You dey craze for saying that I'm mad.

Ooni Ku re!

� � � �

Na play o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Arsenal : FA Cup (1 - 0) On 23rd January 2021 by kalvoken(m): 4:25pm On Jan 23, 2021
BabaIbo:
I'm sure Arsenal no get reach 1000 fans.

Like stadium like thread, dry somebody's brain.
Why are you calling Buhari now?
Crime › Re: Police Officer Arrested In Port Harcourt While Robbing Residents by kalvoken(m): 2:04pm On Jan 18, 2021
It is finished
Education › Re: Photo:what Does It Mean When Calculator Write This? by kalvoken(op): 1:55pm On Jan 18, 2021
Uncle lalasticlala, you can help in letting many know this too.
Education › Re: Photo:what Does It Mean When Calculator Write This? by kalvoken(op):
careytommy37:
Indomie baby spotted
LOL, and as abacha daddy that you are, you couldn't even help your Indomie baby brother. grin fufu daddy


On a serious note, there are many ways you can educate people around you. You can ask a question in the midst of your friends and watch those that knows it help you teach others that doesn't.

I could recall back then in the class, when our agric teacher is done teaching a topic, being that I grew up in the village and so engaged in farming I had a clear knowledge about agriculture than most of my classmates. So, if he is done with explanation and there is a very clear area he omitted, I would just ask him a question about it. Most times I would stretch the question that it would even include the answer.

We once had a practical where he was showing us different grasses that most of us knew the name but never seen in life. He pointed to a particular grass as a pig grass/weed but it's not. So I picked up the true pig weed and asked him which grass it is, because it was what we mainly fed our pigs then. And always took it to be pig weed. He took out time to research and everyone agreed it is.

I hope you 've learnt not to shout because everyone else is Shouting? You can learn a lot in arguments. If you doubt me, anything you wish to know, just wake up at about 5:30 to any news paper vendors around you (those that display theirs on table), there you will learn a lot about Nigeria history and history in general.
Education › Re: Photo:what Does It Mean When Calculator Write This? by kalvoken(op): 1:22pm On Jan 18, 2021
SDEC:
grin i tried too and got same result
Did you know the meaning?

grin
Education › Re: Photo:what Does It Mean When Calculator Write This? by kalvoken(op): 4:04pm On Jan 16, 2021
slimjohn2k5:
It means 4.7exponential 10
the value is too long for calculator screen
Thank you for your explanation, but you could have broken it down to the simplest. Not many of us that crossed to jss1.

Thank you
Education › Photo:what Does It Mean When Calculator Write This? by kalvoken(op): 1:53pm On Jan 16, 2021
I tried to calculate how much Joshua and fury will be earning on their fight but my calculator gave me a result that I really do not understand.

Though, I've been seeing such before and I had always taken it to be an error( that the calculator can't calculate such, but I'm curious to know the meaning.

Education › Re: FG Bans Assemblies, Overcrowding, Visiting Days As Schools Resume On Monday 18 by kalvoken(m): 10:32am On Jan 15, 2021
rottennaija:
All these measures will is not working or stopping anything. Enforcing a national mask wearing is the best way forward. If people don't want a second lockdown (and govt don't want it too), they should be forced to wear mask.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jwdoAF1kxo
You sound like a tailor

cheesy
Romance › Re: Major Sex Scandals That Rocked Nigeria by kalvoken(m): 8:53am On Jan 09, 2021
You forgot Buhari that has been fucking Nigerians for years now
Travel › Re: FG Warns Public Against Using Lagos Airport Road Flyover by kalvoken(m): 7:12am On Jan 09, 2021
sad
Travel › Re: FG Warns Public Against Using Lagos Airport Road Flyover by kalvoken(m): 7:07am On Jan 09, 2021
Damn shit

This very road that has just been finished a minute ago. Imagine how much this fire will weaken the just concluded road.

Problem no dey finish for Nigeria

Phones › Re: Unable To Do Welcome Back For My Stolen MTN Sim by kalvoken(m): 9:25am On Jan 08, 2021
Daft people punishing the mentally bright people with their daft policy makings
Phones › Re: Unable To Do Welcome Back For My Stolen MTN Sim by kalvoken(m): 9:22am On Jan 08, 2021
Nigeria is a shitty hole
Education › Re: Which English Words Do You Find Difficult Spelling Or Pronouncing? by kalvoken(m): 9:49pm On Dec 23, 2020
People. It's people in my mind but others hear FIFU. cry cry



Speaking for Buhari
Nairaland General › Re: I Killed This Snake In My Bee Farm Today (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 11:03pm On Dec 20, 2020
This snake hardly bites. ones it sees you, it will run so fast that you may not even see it. It lays egg.
Crime › Re: Gunmen Attack Southern Kaduna, Kill 5 Members Of A Family, 2 Others (Graphic) by kalvoken(m): 12:51pm On Dec 19, 2020
The earliest the division of nigeria, the better for the south.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (1 - 1 ) On 16th December 2020 by kalvoken(m): 8:20pm On Dec 16, 2020
Arsenal on red card.

Okpari
Politics › Re: Senate Extends Implementation Of 2020 Budget To March, 2021 by kalvoken(m): 2:12pm On Dec 16, 2020
This Chinese country done tire everybody

Nairaland General › Who Is The King Of Memes Between This Two? by kalvoken(op): 11:19pm On Dec 15, 2020
Odunlade Adekola has been ruling the meme world in Nigeria until two days ago when paw paw's album of meme became took over the cyber space(lol)


So who is the king of meme right now.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Burnley (0 - 1) On 13th December 2020 by kalvoken(m): 10:07pm On Dec 13, 2020
Like arsenal like NIGERIA. Their president keep getting worse as they are changed. If God can save us from buhari, arsenal have nothing to fear
Celebrities › Re: Emoney, Obi Cubana & Kcee Dancing In Emoney's Mansion In Anambra: Pics & Video by kalvoken(m): 5:00pm On Dec 13, 2020
angry
Politics › Re: Aisha Yesufu: 'For Your Marriage To Work, Keep Your Mother Out Of It' by kalvoken(m): 10:28am On Dec 13, 2020
Onyeasi:
Well said. Mothers, generally women.


For the first time in about 11 years ago I joined nairaland. Today is the first day I made first to comment.

Make Una show me love undecided undecided grin
Onye asi, continue undecided

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