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CrimeRe: "I Will Rape You" - Man To Electricity Official Who Cut His Wire, Strips Unclad by kalvoken(m): 12:42pm On Aug 21, 2020
pmoye:
Just a question. In most cases in Nigeria it is the house owners or the communities that contribute money to install wires that supply the houses. What exactly gives these NEPA people the right to seize, after disconnection, the wires that are clearly private properties? Is there a law, a legislation somehow that gave them that right?
Because they would likely reconnect the wire once nepa people drive off. It will surprise you to know that some. Houses owes 800k for ligh.

Some officials might even cut the wire into pieces, like 20 cm sizes. That's if you insist on them not taking away the wires
CrimeRe: "I Will Rape You" - Man To Electricity Official Who Cut His Wire, Strips Unclad by kalvoken(m): 12:38pm On Aug 21, 2020
backnbeta:
Serious one undecided


See how the 'nepa' woman quickly dropped his wire, very shameless man! Truly, many are mad but few are roaming!
I swear she cracked me up big time.

But on a serious note, the man don't look normal na. Frustration has corrupted his brain. Repossession of the wire won't give them light.

But some nepa officials can be offline too.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Tells Ronald Koeman That He Does Not See His Future At Camp Nou by kalvoken(m): 11:27am On Aug 21, 2020
uthlaw:
how did you finish with aubumeyang in ur yeye England!
You didn't even mention a reasonable person na aubumeyang. Does aubumeyang play Messi kind of ball? Oga, find seat outside the hall and sit out there.

Ronaldo has been sensible, reason why he doesn't play solo ball anymore. He will only control and pass. If not, those relegating teams will make name with his misfortune. Highest is red card with 3 match miss. But the play may go out for months.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Tells Ronald Koeman That He Does Not See His Future At Camp Nou by kalvoken(m): 11:18am On Aug 21, 2020
tfash96:
GOAT is going to Man City.. You're in trouble in Epl
I will advise him to avoid England. He will be playing only a month in a season because of injuries.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Tells Ronald Koeman That He Does Not See His Future At Camp Nou by kalvoken(m): 11:08am On Aug 21, 2020
grin

Oga if e sure for you, tell them you are leaving.

Stop hanging on the fence, are you bat?

Of course we already knew you are nothing but a bat, but they always make it look like you are a bird.


History should never forget that it's Lewandowski, muller, gnabry and coutinho's bayern that is revolutionizing barca of Messi era

FoodRe: See The Gino Tomato Sold To Me In Lagos(pictures) by kalvoken(m): 10:45am On Aug 21, 2020
pocohantas:
It is most definitely fake.

Gino was the surviving brand for low-middle class Nigerians, after the market was saturated with so many fake tomato puree. Some are so fake that they can alter the taste of your stew.

That was when I started doing away with tin tomatoes. The money you used to buy 2rows, next time, use it to buy enough fresh tomatoes and tatashe/shombo. Blend and steam it. Refrigerate and use whenever you want to make stew or jollof rice.

I miss the days of De Rica sha. embarassed
De Rica was really great.

As at now, even gino is scarce. Derica can only be found in few food stores.
FoodRe: Soft Drinks To Cost More As Customs Proposes Excise Duty by kalvoken(m): 10:15am On Aug 21, 2020
sircatherine45:
Really? Share me contacts of farmers na...I'm serious...
I don't know how sure the dude was, he is from benue though. I guess he should be very sure.


I only know a place at alausa bus stop going to ojoto. You need to see the quantity of this zobo leave as they are parked in warehouse. Wether they export it I can't tell. I only saw it wheniwent to purchase some material at the next warehouse.
FoodRe: Soft Drinks To Cost More As Customs Proposes Excise Duty by kalvoken(m): 9:42am On Aug 21, 2020
AGUBANZE:
Zobo go come sure pass now .
This is a full time good news to people wey sabi for Benue state. I heard they plant zobo wella
PoliticsRe: Conference: NBA Withdraws Invitation To El-rufai by kalvoken(m): 5:39am On Aug 21, 2020
jrusky:
Nice one let the short thing that look like MaltaGuiness bottle go and address his fellow fulani killers forum.

Hell Rufall will end up in jail one good day and he will rot there.
I beg to differ.

He looks like a plastic container of GRAND MALT. The one that sells for hundred naira land(#100)
PoliticsRe: Conference: NBA Withdraws Invitation To El-rufai by kalvoken(m): 5:34am On Aug 21, 2020
RichBoy247:
Will El-Rufai die if he does not speak at the Conference? He may even clse down COurts in Kaduna State and Lawyers in Kaduna state will go hungry. Nonsense without Ingredients.
How did you vomit this trash?
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Calls For Immediate Release Of Malian President Keita by kalvoken(m):
Lexusgs430:
Laughable........ He should send the army to invade Mali nah.......
Which of the armies. Our Nigerian own or his boys on the other side?
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Calls For Immediate Release Of Malian President Keita by kalvoken(m): 5:08am On Aug 21, 2020
This life no balance at all.


See this old man talking about restoring peace in Mali. Same peace that has not been able to even maintain the normal chaos in bornu, Kaduna, benue and every corner of the country, not until things are out of hands. Then he started making excuses to how he has done his best.

So your best is releasing terrorists back to the society to bath more blood. See if there is anything that should never come out from your mouth, it is peace and democracy, Mr General.
SportsRe: Barcelona inform Luis Suárez that he has to leave the club by kalvoken(m): 10:57am On Aug 20, 2020
33 years old. Suarez is too old, but 34 years old Messi still has future.

Ije uwa

SportsRe: Barcelona inform Luis Suárez that he has to leave the club by kalvoken(m): 10:52am On Aug 20, 2020
Bayern munchen should be hold responsible if anything happens to any barca player.

We football lovers 8-2 much wickedness.
SportsRe: "I Need To Speak To Messi" - Koeman by kalvoken(m): 10:52am On Aug 20, 2020
paulolee:
so what about the wonders he did in Southampton and currently in holland??
have great coaches not doing wonders after failure?? enrique failed badly in roma and was nearly beaten in italy bt still won the last treble for barca....so wats ur point??
We are just advising you guys to lower your expectations from him, because I will 8-2 see you in pains whenhe fails.
SportsRe: Alphonso Davies: I Wanted Messi's Shirt But He Was A Little Bit Upset by kalvoken(m):
chibuike53:
Mugu...i LIKE ur foolish and poverty mentality.Can u SHARE it to ur family?
E pain am.

I 8-2 see you in such pains.. even Messi is still unconscious.

SportsRe: Alphonso Davies: I Wanted Messi's Shirt But He Was A Little Bit Upset by kalvoken(m): 10:43am On Aug 20, 2020
Nezzjnr:
You can't blame Messi

That defeat was too much to handle...

Some players might punch you if you approach them cheesy e.g Balotelli cheesy
I don Laugh out loud here o.


I 8 -2 say this on behalf of Buhari, but Messi is still in shock.
SportsRe: "I Need To Speak To Messi" - Koeman by kalvoken(m): 10:16am On Aug 20, 2020
paulolee:
jokers...Y dnt talk abt the fact dt he won the copa de rey with valencia for the first time since 1999...why dnt talk abt the wonders he did with ajax and psv winning the league with them...why dnt talk abt the wonder he did with Southampton, giving them thier highest ever points and position and left them in uefa league spot for the first time in thier history, is his Everton failure you are bringing up asif everyone haven't failed before in this life..
the point is dt the best barca coches for d past 10yrs are enrique and pep and both failed badly from d Start bt did wonders with barca, pls allow koeman do his work and face ur club..
You should have asked him to talk about the fact that the same coach left Valencia 2 point above relegation zone and he was sacked.


Abeg leave Ajax and psv. in Netherlands, if Ajax don't win the league, it's psv that will. So what are you saying
SportsRe: "I Need To Speak To Messi" - Koeman by kalvoken(m): 10:11am On Aug 20, 2020
logon599:
This Koeman was sacked by Everton after leaving them in the bottom 3, now appointed to revitalize Barca.
Valencia did same to him. after he left them with just a point above relegation zone, he was sacked.

BARCA is really digging deeper, I hope they don't meet up with Ac Millan or English stokes
SportsRe: PSG Beat RB Leipzig To Reach Their First Ever Champions League Final by kalvoken(m): 10:08am On Aug 19, 2020
RudyNerdy:
as if it's the present Bayern form that Ronaldo defeated
LOL see excuse.

As if it's the same Chelsea we all use to know that bayern beat.
SportsRe: PSG Beat RB Leipzig To Reach Their First Ever Champions League Final by kalvoken(m): 8:59am On Aug 19, 2020
internationalman:
ATM eliminated Liverpool
RB Leipzig eliminated ATM
PSG eliminated RB Leipzig

Now it's Bayern Munich turn to eliminate PSG..

But with Neymar, Mbape, Di Maria, Draxler and Icardi I'd say PSG can't be disgraced like Chelsea and Barca..
How can you mention Chelsea and barca in same sentence, what level of insult is that?

I 8-2 tell you this bust you are being bayerned, sorry I meant biased.

71- in. Over 180mins is no where same with someone who 8-2 much in one match. Just imagine if there were to be second leg. Maybe barca would have been over doze(n)ed in bayerns goals.

Ronaldo is greater than Messi jor. 3 crucial nock out games back to back trice with no goal, even if CR7 were to be in a casket then, he would wake up to score and then return back.

Foreign AffairsRe: ECOWAS Suspends Mali, To Impose Sanctions by kalvoken(m): 8:10am On Aug 19, 2020
Africa, the name even sound so backward and crude.

May God not allow this country to follow the footstep of the marlians(zero belt or respect for rule of law and no manners or democracy).
imagine if that should happen, that means, Buhari will be coming back in his full seff, I mean extremely self.

GOD forbid!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: RB Leipzig Vs PSG :UCL (0 - 3) On 18 August 2020 by kalvoken(m): 12:04am On Aug 19, 2020
plessis:
To me, di maria is the most important player in PSG.

His movement with the ball dey distort opposition defense structure. One of the best attacking midfielders in Europe.

Better than De bruyne in my eyes.
The guys absence was too obvious in the last mat h against atalanta. Had he been there, those atilogu dance from neymar wouldn't have been that much. Dude can drive ball inside the 18 yard box.
PoliticsRe: Kogi Deports ‘78 Northern Beggars’ To States Of Origin | Sahara Reporters by kalvoken(m):
Even kogi?

The day this experiment of a nation will explode eh, may God protect his people. Our political leaders have so ruined this nation. It's even worst they are doing it through the citizens.


5% filthy rich ones 90% poverty stricken populace, and then 5% rich wannabes. DEFINITION OF Nigeria.

SportsRe: David Silva To Be Immortalised With Statue Outside Etihad Stadium by kalvoken(m): 1:48pm On Aug 18, 2020
nBag:
a Chelsea fan but a poor football fan.
once upon a time totti left Roma, Rooney left manU. even Pele left new York cosmos, dinho left Barca. wtf u saying because dey left so we don't love dem? u be joker. put Ur Google to use and see how many ex players are staffs today in Chelsea
OK you win. But you sh3know those ones you mentioned left because they wanted to, unlike most of those Chelsea men. You and I know how lampard left, likewise this Williams case. William would have loved to retire here.
HealthRe: 5 Animals You Are Advised Not To Touch [photos] by kalvoken(m): 1:04pm On Aug 18, 2020
Zimri:
5.



Porcupines are large rodents with coats of sharp spines, or quills, that protect them against predators.

Porcupine quills can become embedded in the skin and are painful and difficult to remove. They are also able to spread porcupine diseases like rabies.

You don't want to be like this afterwards

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SOURCE: WIKIPEDIA
I had never seen this animal before. Even though their is this masquerade in my place which is decorated with the quills(am even learning the name of that pin as we do call it then).

HealthRe: 5 Animals You Are Advised Not To Touch [photos] by kalvoken(m): 12:59pm On Aug 18, 2020
Will never touch anything long not to mention snake. Lalasticlala na me talk am.
FamilyRe: What Can You Do With 5k Within 28days? by kalvoken(m): 10:19am On Aug 18, 2020
Ishilove:
I really have no idea. Heck, my body cream costs more than this.
Can we take a look at your body?

Hope it got no stretch markshuh

I come in peace. cool
SportsRe: David Silva To Be Immortalised With Statue Outside Etihad Stadium by kalvoken(m): 10:17am On Aug 18, 2020
nBag:
we see wetin? Chelsea is a family. of which you know. leave a hundred years come back job dey for you. it's not about building sculptures. it's love and support for each other
Lolz. Jobber man.

Lamp left through the back door, John Terry nko? They could have even made sure he retired at Chelsea, but he went to retire in Aston vill(championship) a a year after. Okay, now just use 3 years to tigh Williams down, they refused. Am certain this caterpillar in the person of azpilicueta won't retire in Chelsea.

I'm a blue fan too o
SportsRe: David Silva To Be Immortalised With Statue Outside Etihad Stadium by kalvoken(m): 10:05am On Aug 18, 2020
nBag:
aguero will get a museum when his don. yaya toure deserve a shrine, kompany is worth a conference hall.

mstwww

nonsense and bakayoko.


What! Did you have to bring up that guy's name? Trust me, he is no real niggar.
SportsRe: David Silva To Be Immortalised With Statue Outside Etihad Stadium by kalvoken(m): 9:55am On Aug 18, 2020
Thane:
Hello, I have a mini flat. It's in Ibafo. Ibafo is after Berger going towards Mowe. Total package 220k.
The place is almost new, pop ceiling, wardrobe, it's upstairs, fancy tiled and in a nice gated compound. It's a posh place to just say. If you are interested please call 07032909591.

You can take the room the parlor, male or female. I'm male, 25 and just passed out of nysc


What do you mean by this?
SportsRe: David Silva To Be Immortalised With Statue Outside Etihad Stadium by kalvoken(m): 9:53am On Aug 18, 2020
Chelsea una see.

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