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Crime › Re: Endsars: Protesters Block Lagos Airport Tollgate (video) by kalvoken(m): 10:04pm On Oct 12, 2020
Litmus:
Dude has a point. You can’t have that 24/7 electricity power you all want without sacrifices. I guess you’re going to think, ‘you don’t mind paying your bills, but not when the bill is "too" high’. Unfortunately you’ll soon experience what I call the psychology of bills paying when Nigeria becomes a Nation that collects taxes properly and utilises those taxes to provide you all with appropriate services. You’ll find that no matter how small your bills are, if you have to pay them regularly, and a lifetime of this stretches ahead, you'll find that your bill will soon seem too high.

The dude is worried that now that you got your way with SARS, you all will want to protest about everything - in a sort of self-indulgent and entitled way - such as not wanting to pay for your utility bills, rent, tolls etc.
And the worry worry made him to call someone he have no knowledge about names.

I'm equally worried that that his mouth or finger would send him to an untimely journey of no returns
Crime › Re: Endsars: Protesters Block Lagos Airport Tollgate (video) by kalvoken(m):
Guys, we really need to keep to the street.

How can nepa bring 60k bill for a petty tailor and her neighbor that's into hair making? How much are they making in the said shop.

30k subscriptions for prepaid meter don't last 7 days. Why are these guys this wicked?


orgylover:
bastard, u dey street now? show me proof where u loosed 30k on prepaid meter and it never lasted for 7days. u guys keep screaming u need 24 hour power. do you think it doesnt come with a price?
nairalanders,. Make una help me see trouble o. See as people take dey loose their life for something that does not in any way concern them.
Crime › Re: EndSARS: Protesters Block Lekki-Ajah Expressway (Video) by kalvoken(m): 6:58am On Oct 12, 2020
Why don't we Nigerians, with the high tempo at the moment' take it to the national assembly where they have been sharing between themselves and their families.


So much power in unity



SmartPolician:
Nigeria cannot have a revolution

Revolution only happens where there are unity and oneness

Those do not exist in Nigeria at the moment.
Same way you have been thinking east and west are not united.
Politics › Re: Buhari Loses 100K Followers On Twitter As Reno Omokri Starts #unfollowbuhari by kalvoken(m): 10:19pm On Oct 10, 2020
grin grin cheesy


Honestly I am surprised that Buhari is on Twitter?

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Algeria: International Friendly (0 - 1) On 9th October 2020 by kalvoken(m): 9:17pm On Oct 09, 2020
What's it with these guys and dread?

Even Musa too?

See what iwobi is weighing himself down with.

Orisirisi

Education › Re: World Teachers Day 2020 - How Do You Relate With Your Teacher Now? by kalvoken(m): 9:03am On Oct 05, 2020
DuBLINGreenb:
Na god go punish every single one of my secondary school teachers and my university lecturers too

Anyway we move
Otondo oponu

Education › Re: World Teachers Day 2020 - How Do You Relate With Your Teacher Now? by kalvoken(m): 9:03am On Oct 05, 2020
DuBLINGreenb:
Na god go punish every single one of my secondary school teachers and my university lecturers too

Anyway we move
He already did, by letting them waste their time trying to input sense in your head. What a wasted life you are
Politics › Re: Wike & Amaechi Exchange Words At The Burial Of Adolphus Karibi -Whyte by kalvoken(m): 7:52am On Sep 28, 2020
DenreleDave:
Whenever Niger deltan Elephants fight.

Abeg who go suffer am?

A. South south B. South East c. Nigeria d. Pdp

Winner gets 20k out of the 85 million that we won yesterday....
The north

TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Nengi Evicted From The Big Brother House by kalvoken(m): 8:23pm On Sep 27, 2020
modsfucker:
The betnaija game she won was a consolation price for her... Laycon will surely win.
Sorry, I don't watch the show. Just playing along.
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Nengi Evicted From The Big Brother House by kalvoken(m): 8:14pm On Sep 27, 2020
modsfucker:
Wetin dey keep this Dorothy sef undecided
E go shock you when that laycon of a guy gets evicted next.

TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Neo Evicted From The Big Brother House by kalvoken(m): 7:49pm On Sep 27, 2020
Froshloaded:
If you know

Laycon is taking it home

Like This post
Denge is winning

Thank God, we can hear words after this new week
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Vee Evicted From The Big Brother House by kalvoken(m): 7:28pm On Sep 27, 2020
Las Las na buhari go win am.

Politics › Re: Labour Strike: Presidency, NASS Meet At VP's Residence by kalvoken(m): 5:32pm On Sep 27, 2020
For the exchange of DOLLARS.
Family › Re: A Woman Needs 13 Meaningful Touches Per Day: Pastor. Funke Felix-Adejumo by kalvoken(m): 5:28pm On Sep 27, 2020
People would just wake up and start making up trashy statements.

How can anyone in his/her right sense advice people to caress a woman while drivinghuh

This woman is an agent of devil.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City : (2 - 5) 27th September 2020 by kalvoken(m): 5:09pm On Sep 27, 2020
And Suarez just scored in Tico's 5-1 torture over granada


BARCA watch your back.

Politics › Re: FG Meets NLC Leaders At 7pm Today by kalvoken(m): 3:56pm On Sep 27, 2020
grin

Someone predicted this meeting on the last thread, and here we are. So definitely, just as the predictor predicted, the strike will be called off even before it starts.
cheesy grin

TB Joshua and others need to come and learn how to predict future events on nairaland.

Our politicians are so very predictable, just that most times those that have the knowledge are not even up to minority.

Nothing surprises us here again in this country. One family in one picture, there identical brothers

Health › Re: People Defecating In Public Arrested By Lagos Task Force (Disturbing Photos) by kalvoken(m): 11:02pm On Sep 25, 2020
MrColdsweat:
This na normal something for places like mushin, agege, ojota, ajegunle, iba, okoko, infact, all over Lagos.

Amaechi was right. Lagos is a glorified slum.
I guess you have not been to inside Lagos. If you are passing in idumota, they will all line up on top of the bridge(position their anus in between the two bridges) both men and women facing each other. I could not eat for a whole day when we went there to do a job.

I was just thinking where they source the water used in cooking those meals they sell there. I never saw any borehole there, had to ask those selling stuff inside the market. They were like, aaah! It's only God that protects, as they don't know where they get their water for cooking. Na so I go arrange gala for nylon. grin grin

I wonder how one would poo while being looked at. Ordinary piss won't come from my joystick should I sense that people might be looking at me. If I like make i dey there for the whole day, e no go come.

Something happened like that along ogombo road at adesanya roundabout. I witnessed a lady fetching watching from same water while people were taking their bath. She made food with same water, I almost vomited even though I never ate from there.
Politics › Re: Airspace To Be Shut As Aviation Unions Back Labour Strike by kalvoken(m): 8:48pm On Sep 25, 2020
Osetigo


ASUU will be like, okay na so e be abi? Oya, make una watch out.

Family › Re: How Do You Save People's Number On Your Phone by kalvoken(m): 7:43am On Sep 25, 2020
pocohantas:
With their place of work/meet, occupation or full names. I don’t ever use Nairaland- I hate it. angry

My former boss would say, the smallest pen is sharper that the best memory. So, with time, I always go further to add the birthday, full names, favourite club, home address, state of origin and any other detail I don’t want to forget.

Recently I checked my phonebook and saw I still have the matric numbers of my buddies in university (e.g) Fatymore 0419. The number of times we had to write the other person’s name in attendance sha. cheesy grin
The day Nigeria policeman will go through your phone and see such a contact, you will spend 48hr in cell unless you cash them out asap
TV/Movies › Re: Policeman Opens Car Door For Ozo In Viral Video (Photo) by kalvoken(m): 10:22pm On Sep 23, 2020
Shellsploit:
Nothing special...
That police officer can be his brother, cousin or inlaw...


Between... See how nairalanders jump into conclusion.
grin grin

BTW is not BETWEEN. It's BY THE WAY.
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Laycon Emerges Head Of House For Final Week by kalvoken(m): 11:16am On Sep 23, 2020
Abalado:
If laycon did not win,,BBN house must get burnt by Lagos agberos,,,I trust my people
You can imagine, worst of it all, coming from an female.


If you are to sketch the drawings/plan of the bbn house, can you do it?

And here you are boasting of how you riff raffs will burn destroy the building. As if you can purchase ½bag of cement.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wolves Vs Manchester City - ( 1 - 3) On 21st September 2020 by kalvoken(m): 6:47pm On Sep 21, 2020
Kennethjoe929:
Man City will scatter Wolves
Beware of records, the highest result for city's draw. Wolves no dey use eye see city for their home.
Family › Re: If This Is How Women Smell I Don't Think I Can Live In Same Room. by kalvoken(m): 6:18pm On Sep 21, 2020
Mstick:
Why do you guys get pleasure in embarrassing women?! I know how many smelly men women meet but you don't see threads upon threads about this.

The lady you're having consensual sex with smells and you come online to post about it, it not only shows how immature you're but also how DIRTY because you keep on having sex with her instead of helping her.

You just embarrassed yourself. Hope you know whatever infection she has that's causing that smell you also have it too.
You see the rants from those children just like the Op, are the proven ways to know a teen yahoo boy. After so much Colorado abi na kolorado, they can't make anything meaningful in their expressions than to insult the body of creatures who without them, they can't live.

Your mum is woman, your sisters are women, you may definitely have daughters who are going to be women. Yet, you spend your whole time daily, incurring curse on your head in the name of making jest of women.

If you wish to troll Nairaland females, there are other ways to that, other than to keep exposing you mumu nature to the whole world.

It may surprise you to know that most of them are probably drivers to oga's wife/daughter or personal assistants to one woman or the other. Yet they spew trash about them every seconds of their myopic life.

Culture › Re: The Best Ogene Musicians In Igboland (videos) by kalvoken(m): 9:27pm On Sep 20, 2020
Afam4eva:
Go and slap your Father. Dingbat.
Guy it hasn't gotten to this. I don't know how old you maybe but, you don't in any way have to involve his parent.

It's very childish of you
Culture › Re: The Best Ogene Musicians In Igboland (videos) by kalvoken(m): 9:24pm On Sep 20, 2020
[quote author= post=94138452]Beautiful.
We have always love Ogene music from day one.
Loving to the ears and beautiful to the souls.
Some talk about love, money , goodness and every thing that teach you about life generally.

Reminiscent times,
Let's go dance to some before bed time rn.

Ogene, ogene, ogene ro ro.... ogene cheesy wink cheesy

Here are some latest Ogene music for your listening pleasure..

Ogene Ndi Igbo
Ejyke Nwamba · 2020

NKWA
Ogene · 2020

Aja Wele Wele
Ogene · 2020

Ogene Egwu Igbo
Ejyke Nwamba · 2020[/quote]Osi n'ogini

Culture › Re: The Best Ogene Musicians In Igboland (videos) by kalvoken(m): 9:20pm On Sep 20, 2020
Juliusmalema:
how does this transcend to ogene musician in igboland?

You listed ogene musicians in Enugu and dubbed it igboland as cover up..

The title should be the best Ogene musicians in Enugu state.
So who owns ogene music in igbo land?

I guess maybe portharcourt people?



Oge ENUGU is ogene and OGENE Enugu. If in doubt, ask flavour, the ijele of Africa and phyno. He's from Anambra.

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Celebrities › Re: Kanayo O Kanayo And His Family At His Call To Bar Ceremony (pictures) by kalvoken(m): 9:35pm On Sep 18, 2020
Whobedatte:
Clem Ohameze
That man too na jagaban when it comes to acting ritual films.
Sports › Re: Osimhen: I Can’t Wait To Face Ronaldo by kalvoken(m):
thesicilian:
Ronaldo is just a player. Until you face him, then you'd know he's more than that. That guy is a war. He's indabosky!
The liquid metal grin grin



On the other hand, I read that bayern has buried a team alive in Germany tonight, someone should tell them that MESSI is not in schalk04 abeg


8-0
Politics › Re: Bobosky: Wike Pays N30M Bounty by kalvoken(m): 9:27pm On Sep 18, 2020
Juliusmalema:
Used during elections, killed after elections.

Before 2023, he will Raise another one before next election and silence them after that.
We are not talking about Kaduna State sir
Celebrities › Re: Kanayo O Kanayo And His Family At His Call To Bar Ceremony (pictures) by kalvoken(m): 8:02pm On Sep 18, 2020
grin grin grin


If you just employ this man for your case, you don win. Who Wan challenge am?
Not even Tony umeze

Unless you call on that man(clement something m). But they are twin brothers, so it's not gonna yield anything.

Okay, seek the service of chiwetalu agu in collaboration with patients ozokwor(mama g, a.k.a sussan) They can challenge him.


Chiwetalu agu, the only man that killed all his friends and enemies and was left with no one to kill. He said, won't I turn to my children like this? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Family › Re: Moment Old Chinese Parents Reunited With Son After Missing For 38years(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 7:18pm On Sep 18, 2020
I can't even imagine the sad joy they are feeling at the moment.


Denied of 38 years of family love. Haba.


Thank God for them.
Business › Re: FG Apologises For Asking Bank Account Holders To Re-Register by kalvoken(m): 11:56am On Sep 18, 2020
tesppidd:
Not for everybody. Obviously misunderstood.


Nothing to see here, except you're a wailer.
Mumu, it's best to lock up when you know nothing about the issue being discussed, than to keep rubbing mud on your already polluted face.

Zombie.

So you now know more than the criminals who just came out to own up their intended fraud.

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