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adadike:
eziokwu nwanem ! Dalu

Nne, afa gi bu iruka. Nke bu ezi okwu, Ibu onyinye.

Boko fam

Bellotelli:
They are one of the most fooolish animals

I laughed so hard reading this ������


The thing vex you no be small o.


Well, all the animals are wise in their own way. Take the pig for instance. We all assume pig is a stupid animal, but let me burst your brain. PIG IS THE ONLY ANIMAL THAT NO MATTER HOW TIGHT OR SMALL THE ROOM MAY BE FOR THEM, THEY CAN NEVER DEFECATE OR URINATE ON THAT SPOT WHERE YOU DO KEEP FOOD FOR THEM

I know your mind would run to dogs, cats or many more that do same, but your mind should also remind you that those ones were taught by their owner. That of pig is natural, you don't have to teach them that.

pocohantas:
5— Chameleons change their colours to match their environments

pocohantas:
chameleons are known to change their colours, but their intentions are noble- not any of the reasons we were told. Their skin changes its hues based on mood, temperature and as a means of communication (e.g getting the other gender’s attention). Quite difficult to believe this as their colours are usually way too similar to their environment, thus buttressing the misconception. It might please you to know the chameleon’s color is follow-come to fit into its environment as that is the only defence mechanism it has. Isn’t nature wonderful?

Anyway, if you think a chameleon would take the colour of your mum’s hollandis/adire when placed on it, you have to think again.

Am I the only one confused here? You said they only change their colours to match their environments as a defense mechanism, so what is your argument exactly?

Unless you meant to tell us they have limited colours they can imitate. Still hard to believe because any of it we caught back they in the days while growing up, had always changed to the colour of our clothing.

Keep it rolling Sha. Nice work

If this ref should officiate naija league, he won't live long

mayorrlad:
If we win against Sevilla tonight, it's obvious we shall win in the finals against either Inter or Shakhtor...�

Against inter?


You forgot,. Lukaku, Sanchez, young, Erikson and many more are all there?

This Man u coach look like one who would love smashing peoples wife well well.

See those may never have owned a car dish advise as if they are autou tech or dealer.

pocohantas:
Late post, goat meat stew.

Isn't the oil excess? Coupled with no vegetables.

Looking at this stew, I'm already feeling weak.

WhisperedNoise:
Haha
Lagos life na hustle life o. May God bless the works of our hands.
Amen.

Amen

WhisperedNoise:
The write up is beautiful and entertaining. The writer did a great job.
Lagos' traffic can actually give sumborri high blood pressure.
I remember the day I went for a conference in VI. I left Ikorodu (Agric o) 7am; got to VI 12.30pm.
When I got to the venue, I saw people trooping out - lo and behold, they'd finished the conferece.
Me I kuku entered the venue, sat down and enjoyed sweet a/c for like an hour. Also chatted with one of the facilitators.

I kent comman waste transport fare biko

I once paid 5h from ikeja to Dopemu under bridge, but I came down at Ile zik to continue with my leg.
The wicked conductor knew how the road is, so he collected his money before anyone could sit. See men on suit trekking and sweating.

My uncles swore never to attend anything we decides to hold in LAGOS, after experiencing those sunday TRAFFIC when they came for my brother's wedding.

They were like; IF IT'S NOT HOLDING IN ENUGU, JUST SEND US THE VIDEO OF HOW THINGS WENT.

mrbenjame:
Which one is hate speech again?

Let liar Mohammed catch you first

LandMann:
Buhari should be diplomatic at times in his appointment to avoid adding fuel to already burning flame. Hah!

The north is giving the south BARCA TO PSG treatment. They shouldn't complain when the south gives them BAYERN to BARCA treatment.

To be honest with you, I'm not disappointed with the news, I mean it's what anyone would expect from buhari.

But you see what that referee did yesterday, e pain me Gan. How can you add just and only 3 minutes to such a joy giving match?

I have been reading interviews from players and even barca president but none from messing.
Does it mean he didn't follow them home again? We. Know how he always does it. Always disappearing after humiliation, he did it against Liverpool. No one knew where he followed out of anfield

slivertongue:
they should build more prisons cos we won't stop speaking out responsibly

They were referring to broadcast stations.


Nigerians will really come out wise should they survive this hell fire regime.

phranklyn92:
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What now?


She turned her TV on for me, it's no bad on my side to watch.

See. Nipples

post=92763965]What a rubbish post this early morn morn[/quote]But never as rubbish/stupid as you are.



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Again,
Seun, Mynd44, Dominique.
We don't know who deleted our previous report.
But we will keep adhering to the rule of the forum, instead of replying in like manners.

Again, Rule 2 broken.

Mumu, if you like call on Buhari. It's none of my business. There is no life on niaraland, so why do you think I would be scared of ban. Oh, I almost forgot. You are foolish zombie, your life starts and end here. That's if you even have any.

ignoreme:
But women have vagina and they are people.

.. Actually, I can't help you.

I know some women in most cases can be so annoying, but that doesn't call for anyone to be using demeaning words on them. Remember, when you say women, you are referring to both parents, sisters and daughters.

I wonder if anyone in his right sense would call his sister, mother, or daughter, A VAGINA PERSON. Not after you had licked the Vagina on your way to this world, some are still licking sef.


Back to the topic. This is truly common among ladies, and even guys too.

Some would help you just to cage you. If you dear escape, you would be the talk of town. After all that I had done for you.
So, it's not just limited to women

magzey:
You hate for Buhari will take you to your early grave.

Zombie, no wonder you keep rising from death. It's because you love him

What type of bad luck is this? From grace to grass.

This lad was talk in town then. May we not fall after our rising.

SpecialAdviser:
Any small post you give a Nigerian, he will start finding how to stampede others.
SHAME

Why am I feeling like you are referring to Nairaland moderators?

dantewest:
Why not?

No, you will rather it be from buhari.


See ur head

They want to beg oga landlord for the caretaker to lead for more four years.


If you know you know. Lagos is a one man's business.

Zimri:
3.

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Turns out the idea that bears hibernate over the winter was a big fat lie. They do sleep more during the winter, and they do cut their metabolism in half. While they may not sleep through Christmas and New Year’s, they can go about 100 days without eating or drinking.

Set awon fulani

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An average nigeria politician deserve to be thrown inside this ocean filled with these over starved sharks


Buhari is specially meant for those crazy wild dogs

Antoeni:
So these Southern Kaduna People cannot Come together Contribute their Resources and Buy Sophisticated Weapons to Protect Themselves since Govt has Failed them ,
This Kind of Rubbish can Never happen in Region South~south .

Will the fulani jihadist in Power allow them. Any attempt by them to protect themselves will be foiled by the terrorists sympathizer in power.

flyingpig:
I think this should be a nation-wide protest. Innocent people getting displaced of their ancestral lands and paying with their lives for nothing. Such a humanitarian disaster.

There should be a nation-wide protest. If we allow this to go unabated, the perpetrators may have the nerve to proceed further south.

Keep thinking. You guys are only getting what you ordered for.

There you go again, always threatening the south. Remember no one has monopoly to violence. You guys can come up south if you wish to meet your ancestors quicker.

MajesticKris:
As for my Niggas out there....

Stop trying to meet up to all a woman's needs, their needs no dey finish, it's hard to see a faithful woman nowadays with the bad stuffs they've seen and experienced..

Men starts life at 30,while women @16 so if you're a man and you don't have now,just keep hustling cus before they get to 30 them don old finish...
With 3 or 4kids .. by then all you need to do is wait for their kids to come of age

By that time you will be one of the Sugar Zaddies

Play return match with their children

THE END

You can never make purgatory like this, na straight hell fire.

Haba kwo! Why I wicked like this na.

Openbusiness4:
This upcoming generation of boys go brutal ohhh. See dem for dis thread, am juz laffing here. I pity all the young girls in their time. D seed of bad parenting by all dis indomie and feminism mothers will be ripe soon. Na women go suffer am. Thank God I don't have a daughter

I swear, I have seen many people praying not to have a female child. One of my customers(woman), she keep saying it, that she is thankful to God who gave her only one girl.