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The west dey hide dem womAns dem dedi body under mattresses and the east dey troway dem own for gutter kwa nu?

Surprise-Surprise!

Banana Island ko, Potato Island ni.

HIPPY-POTAMOUS!

They want to go learn how to push drugs in Chicago ni?

Then result of recruiting from ex and current Boko Haram, Niger-Chad mercenaries.

No WAEC, no common sense!

Chai Baba!

To love myself FIRST, before others!

Is the Facebook lover a Nairalander?

SternProphet:
I predicted a lot of palliative before the elections and I am an APC supporter. There will be much more. You just wait. When everything is finished you will know what people power means.

A hungry nation can never produce intelligent citizens. Poverty and democracy? No correlation whatsoever.

When you vote with your stomach. . . . You remain a slave for ever. But do Nigerians have any choice?
No. Give the beggars alms, and the will pray for any rogue to remain relevant in politics.

Poverty and illiteracy are the CHAINS that will bind Nigerians and Africans for ever.

The ROGUES in power will continue to keep NIGERIANS in chains and darkness with free bags of rice and a tin of peanut oil!

Sai BUBU!

Bribing scheme loading . . . . .aka payment for votes!
At the 99th hour. . . . .

Too soon to show hand. . . . Wait till January 2019.

Free bags of rice and gallons of graaand-nut oyel must be distributed and collected first o!

No BLOKOS, no marriage!
Shikena!

See confused APC ijjiots.

The left hand of APC never knows what the right hand is doing. This DAURA DUNCE did not know O’SILLY BAD JOKE was gonna sack “Dandaudu Daura”?

According to the “report”?
O’SILLY BAD JOKE! You go soon defect too.
How market?
One term VP loading . . . . .OsinBADE! You are no longer PART OF “THE CABAL”!

InyinyaAgbaOku:
What's the brownish stuff?
Cake or meat?

Baked potatoes.

Spent 12 out of 14 days at work the past 2 weeks.

. . . And eating healthy!

I love Northern babes sha.
See as this young girl just look like “over-marshed potatoes”?

All freshness gone forever from over-phocking agberos with ganja-charged, cutlass-blokoses?

See as Zahra Buhari just “chop” small go marry je-je?

Dis wan still dey do “billionaire-daughter” with very super-elastic and extra-wide “woMENhood?


What a pity!

See hospital room. . . . Tufiaaaaaaakwa!
With this DIRTY ENVIRONMENT, how can anyone recover without catching more diseases?

Yet Buhari pikin dey go born for Spain.
Buhari dey go London every week for new-new live/lung/PEHNIS transplant?

RoyalRoy:
Lmao... Five years after!!

Kanwulia still never change.

As for me, I have moved on from so many things.

Funny to read all these Nairaland stories again.

Really ecstatic

Oh yes o!
Welcome o.
I never move on o.
So many tins still full graaaaaand wey I nefa solve finish. No change for my end o. I am as constant as ever.


But thank for “your reformation”.
I see “many” have “deactivated and reactivated”!

Go and sin no more.

Abeg, I prefer this “dry NL” o!
No e-badu belle and e-jolosi irritants to disturb and block my NL GPS!

To the next 10 years with moving on to MANY, MANY, MORE, BETA TINS on and off NL.


Amiiiiiiiiiiiin ooooooooooo. . . . . .

EFCC. . . . . How market?
Is the KWARAPSHIN case still open?

Hahahahahahahaaaa!!!!
What a joke.
Obanikoro. . . . . Case closed!

12++++++ years of SOLID PHOCKING.
Chai!!!!

Neither of them look fresh.
”Tokunbo couple” congrats o! D

marvinsync:
ur a sick person
I read ur post and felt so much sadness cause I can't believe u exist

Errrrrrrr,
Abeg pinssssh yasef well o.
You nor dey dream.
I am not “spambot”.’
I exist gaaaaaaaaan.

Can the WAEC-LESS DUNCE FROM DAURA use a tablet or smartphone?

Without WAEC. . . . . All things EDUCATION are impossible.

Next time don’t support a DAURA DUNCE for president!

luminouz:
I will soon coman svck ur blood too.....

Try.
It will turn to POISON instantly in your mouth!

The days of insulting my intelligence with such depressing “home videos” are so over. Just shows Nigeria is not progressing in the modern age.

I wonder how many will follow “Jesus” on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram?

When will Jesus or God open their own accounts?

The test of parenting you scored F9!
Try harder next time.
Mama Daniel, next time. . . . .Get off TWITTER and pay more attention to your child.
What other work did you have?

I hope you can forgive yourself?
Parenting nor be to pose for social media.
Now, you have been exposed as UNFIT parents.

Please, learn from this tragedy.
Your “Lord” or “God” that giveth also taketh!
Remember “He” killed his “only begotten son”?
What a “merciful God”!

Life goes on!

Na white man!
Hallelujah!

20 year-old na adult ke!

Hahahahahahahaaaaaa ! ! !

This Lai Mohammed never ceases to amuse me.
What a joker!

With the current political climate, it is a major risk staying in Abuja or BUYING property in Abuja.

Only a fool will try such now.
At your own PERIL!

Time to develop the SOUTH and EAST’
Enough of LAGOS and ABUJA HYPE!

Go home and develop YA OWN AREA.

I typed the word “spambot” in the NL “search” browser and was even more DISGUSTED at the uncountable instances where IDs were banned disruptively without reasonable cause.

WTF? ? ?


https://www.nairaland.com/search?q=Spambot+&search=Search

On the “Sunny Neji” thread, I made reference to M*J*0M0 by Slim Case to illustrate that the music of this day and age cannot be compared to CLASSICS by Sunny Neji and the likes of Styl Plus.

E finish o!

The next thing I saw was TWO IRRRRRRRITATING ban notices FOR ONE POST!

Who is the IDDDDDDIOT that designed such a program?