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Indomie woman.

The difference between the two ages is 9.

So, 82 - 9 will give you 73.

Funny how 18 / 2 gives 9 too. Olodo like myself would easily conclude the younger sibling's age is 41.

Make una cook am well o.

Tape worm is real.

koife:
Hello nairalanders, I am particularly compelled to pen this down as I observe my first Xmas away from nja.

Omo forget, nja get swag, community life and it's much fun there during this time of the year.

Yeah, we have our own bad side, but mehn, our social and family life is none to compare with.

Can you imagine, a whole Xmas, the place be like say na curfew Dem declare... Everybody "on your own". Mall shut, pubs shut, kababs, shut, no taxi....everywhere dead.

D one wia pain me pass na say I never carry eye see my flatmate since two days now. Abi this people normal so, or abi na over civilization dey worry Dem? I am so bored and tired that I had to drive out and to my greatest surprise na dead dry town I see. If na nja I dey so, na steady balling...huz to huz chopinz, visits, laughter, palmy, give away, oloshi lmao etc.

Abroad mongers abeg I carry God name beg una, stay back ooo nja na Diamond and Gold. Una no know wetin una get untill una come hia.

By the way, if any nja correct guy dey around Lowestoft, Suffolk, UK abeg make we connect gather make some noice jor, even if na Norwich I go drive come.

I run come hia, as we no get better education. If e bin dey, I nor for come hia lailai.

Meanwhile, seasons greetings y'all.
Much love.
Xoxo

Dey play. Just dey play.

Magnoliaa:
Nah.

No feminism slander here, and that's that.

I may choose peace all year round o, but what I will never pipe down for is feminism.

I will die on its hill.

Feminism is unlike the RP in every way, even though I know it'll make no difference to you.

Drag other things you wanna drag...

If you want to die on the hill, then die. How's that my concern?

Both the thrasher and the thrashee belongs to the Alpha Male/Feminist group.

They both support the same ideology just for different genders.

Prettygirl200:
Really? What an advice. It will be very very difficult for me to forgive an idoilt that called me such names when I didn't wrong you. Never!!!

Rest. You are not the girl in question.

Wait till your boyfriend will insult, and when he does, don't forgive him.

Openair:
Boss, if those chats were sent today, I'd advise you don't chat or call her tonight. Send her a text tomorrow morning, something like: Good morning (her name), the way I treated you yesterday wasn't right, I was wrong and I'm sorry about it.... Call her later in the day (about 7pm there about), if she picks up the call; ask her how her day went, how she's doing and wish her a good night sleep. Keep the convo short and brief. If she doesn't pick up, send her a text, something like; Hi (her name) called but seems you busy, hope your day went well and work was less stressful. Just wanted to say hi, have a good night sleep (her name).... The next morning, send her a good morning text, when it's lunch time, send her money to buy lunch (if you have her account number), then send her a text; Hello (her name), trust work is going good. Thought about you and decided to buy you lunch, sent something to your account, please get yourself something..... Later in the day, still call if she picks up, make it short and brief, when it's weekend, you can now talk about how you fumbled.

I'm sure you had A in peace and conflict resolution.

This is good.

The OP should have just got angry without calling her names, it makes conflict resolution easier.

Which kain wahala be this ehn?

For second of January?

Nazgul:
Lol...it doesn't have to be nice...the reality here is that extended family members and elderly family friends contribute nothing to your life aside unnecessary monitoring and gossip.

You're not married... they'll talk.

You eventually get married and two years down the line your wife isn't pregnant... they'll talk.

She eventually takes in and within a couple of 5 years you have 3 daughters without any son in sight... they'll talk.

The best step any young man can do for himself is to cutoff from them, cos they're as useless to you as the letter P is to Psychology.

You family members are your parents, siblings, wife and kids. Anyone outside that cycle who hasn't contributed in anyway to your life is irrelevant and shouldn't have a say in your private life.

Honestly, sometimes you have to be selfish with your life.

You are the mostly important person in your life.

Your landlord is just rude, it has nothing to do with you.

This to snub him and only go to him when you don't have any other alternatives.

That's my goto for rude people.

You've done nothing wrong.

You guy's are not just favored by chance and time too. Besides, she has a boyfriend.

Richy4:

You are starting your own in this brand new year right?...

This is exactly why fraud flourish in Nigeria...
By setting this kind of standard.. not minding a lot of people's situations,... many will go into DO or DIE trying scheme.. Just to measure up to the standard Mr A or Miss B has created.. it's sick.

Start wetin?

All these small small boys will want to use oppression to kill just because they made it quick in life.

It's all fun when you have something going on in your life but it becomes suicidal when you are still trying to find your feet.

Na 45 I 45, I no kill anybody abeg. New year no dey finish.

tunjijones:
At 39 you still stay in your parents house? That's a definition of failure to me. When do you want to start start your life?

I'm 45.
Single.
Stay with my parents.

Please advice.

If you are 30 and still staying with your parents, congratulations!

You are normal and there's nothing wrong with you.

Richy4:
How old is he clocking?
By the way I'm glad you crossed over buddy.. happy new year

30 - 4.

I've been having this phobia about age since few years now. So it's my phobia speaking.

Richy4:
Isseeee!!!

Happy new year bros.

Another hot reminder that I don old finish.

By the time your mum comes, she will come back to her senses.

Emaprince:
LOL...the inlaw part is so true...mostly in igbo tribe. An igbo man will marry and start training his wife's siblings in University. Sending money and food stuffs to his parent inlaws regularly. This kind Xmas period, as he is making plans for Xmas expenses for his parents, he is also planning for his wife's parents. The load too much..and its now an obligation.

Naija girls has the worst attitude. Their entitlement mentality no be here. And they are unappreciative of all the men do for them and their families. Meanwhile all their survival, good looks and good living depend on mens pocket.

Wait o.

If I marry igbo girl and I refuse to train her sibling or care for my in-law, what will happen?


You igbo people are trying sha.

Some of you trained all your siblings. Marriage will take a lot from you, even after marriage you are still slave to your lazy and jobless in-laws.

Omo! I'm loving my Yoruba boy life o.

As long as our girls look up to these, olosho will never stop.

phorget:
Ndi church don come again.


How about those deeper life sadist? Despite them having the whole God yet they cant even keep a good relationship with their own self.

Don't mind them.

Maybe you will sue retailers for hiking their prices too.

Nonsense!

All these Messi fans will not let us hear again.

E pain me, I no go lie.

Some people are on the social media crying about this but they will never take up a job in kaduna or maduguri even if it pays x3 of what they earn.

Some will not send their children to UNN even though admission is easier there.

Let us continue to deceive ourselves.

Another woman with choice problems again.

My parents are alive and kicking.

virginprincess:
A whole 3cars ,what for?, instead of me to use my money to buy a car for a man i will prefer to give it to charity or invest it into something more profitable,i cannot come and buy a man a car that he will use to showoff for different women,he should go and get one himself,anyways congrat to them.

I hope you get the help you need soon.

Women need to do better when it comes to choice of husband.

They are always complaining a man is deadbeat but they have no idea how it hurts the kids.

That's too much baggage.

I have eaten this before and I can tell you categorically that it is the taste of poverty.

ednut1:
A nurse coming from Nigeria where she is being paid 40k to 80k . Goes to Uk earning 25k pounds a year plus overtime. You think that nurse in the short term ( 3 to 5 years) see that as low wages This guy rest, you are not interested in travelling ( even tho you once said you sponsored your brother to ireland). What is your obsession with japa topics Is there some amiss someone where My friends that were earning 400k in audit firms here a month went to uk and got salaries of 45k to 60k pounds a year. Wetin concern them with strike or living expenses.

I just shake my head when I hear people discourage others from going to UK because there are too many Nigerians there or some low salary problems.

On a 40k/year salary, an average Nigerian will live comfortably in UK.

It is not like Nigeria where you stay on a salary for years, the harder you work the more you can possibly earn.

I love those londoners, they enjoy life over there and discourage you from coming over.