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czarr:
Guys should know that chatting should be very brief. Chatting is not an avenue to entertain girls, and try to make them like you. It hardly works. Chatting is a place to arrange a meet up. If you have already introduced yourselves. Ask her if she wants to meet up/hang out. If she gives excuses stop chatting with her. Don't block her stop chatting with her.

A lot of girls are looking for jesters/clowns to try to entertain them during chats even when they know they don't plan on meeting you or sleeping with you, they just want someone to make them laugh. Don't be that guy. They'll dangle the possibility of sex over your head but they always find an excuse not to meet up.

While you are trying to be entertaining Via chat, the guy pounding her out is not even responding to her chat. so she comes to the Simp online to make herself feel better and wanted. She uses her online simps to build self esteem so she can go fvck the attractive guy who doesn't care to chat with her.

Nuff said.

Don't be annoyed o but why do you people think the guy fuckinggg the girl you want is attractive or more attractive than you?

Babaheekmat:
It's either you are Messi fan that's full of hatred for the GOAT or you are APC member or Man UTD fan or definitely Marvel fanboy

You people should be calming down. Not everybody will love your favorite movie.

Besides, there's no rating police here.

Focusmind:
Be deceiving yourself. You people always hype yourselves and your chances and at the end, you would just fall like pack of cards.

All these may be political strategy. On the day of the election, all these hired aspirants will step down for Tinubu, much to the dismay of top contender like Osibanjo.

Stop hyping Peter Obi. Outside the educated and well informed Nigerians, nobody knows him. Ask any average voter in the North whether he knows who Peter Obi is and he would answer no.

Thank you o.

This is why I said Atiku is the candidate to contend with APC, an average northerner would rather die than vote for Peter Obi and they determine who becomes president or not.

As for Osinbanjo , the primary will shock him. He just doesn't have the political influence to contend with someone like Tinubu.

baby124:
You just come online and think you can talk anyhow to any body. Do you even have 50k to feed yourself or you are the OP lying that you are hungry. So people like drivers, men, whose wife don’t work and are making 50k. How are they doing it? Some have 4 kids. In this life if you don’t live according to your pay, you will steal, borrow and kill.

At every stage in life we must humble ourselves and live a lifestyle that matches our pocket. In 1yr this madam has borrowed 700k. So that means her lifestyle demands she should be earning about 1.3m every year.

When you come online to write rubbish, make sure you think well and use your brains. Ok?

Some of you people see absolutely nothing wrong with poverty. SMH!

abduleez1:
#Versus_Thursdays

Who's the better actress?


Elizabeth Olsen Vs Scarlet Johanson

Scarlet.

GloriousGbola:
the only way one can live on that money is if one is prepared to accept a DRASTIC drop in standard of living.
your kids going to one useless public school that is a breeding ground for area boys, okada riders and incompetent artisans

maybe move into that house that was on FP the other day.

any health issue vibes and prayer.

Bros, even if the kids drops out of school. Even if the rent is free, even if she works very close to her home. There's no way she and two kids can survive on 50k per month. I know what I am saying.

Feeding alone will gulp that money, unless she wants to be drinking garri and sugar everyday.

What I think can help her is to change job. Or get a boyfriend that will give her money and of course she should seal her womb. No more child o.

baby124:
So God forbid, if this man is no longer there, how will you survive? So you got married with his salary in mind to survive or? You are funny sha. One thing I find funny is people borrowing far more than they earn. So, you think all these people you are borrowing from that you cannot pay back, don’t have better things to do with their money abi? You borrowed over a years worth of salary.

I think your problem is your spending habit and not your husband! He’s still trying to find his feet, so you have to manage till he does. See how you are even borrowing on the salary the man has probably not been able to earn. You better stop this borrowing habit before they tear your cloth on the street one day.

If you are game, I will give you a job of 50k and two children to take care. I will give you free accommodation and it will be in an area where things are cheap.

Let's see how you will cope without borrowing or writing threads like this.

I will just assume you've not started earning money, that's why you think a grown up woman and two kids can survive on 50k monthly.

andrewbaba44:
A ucl flop won’t smell the semis or the finals

Ajax have kicked you out ,mancity have beaten you home and away in this same ucl before

I am sure you will also say you where struggling then for loosing against a ucl flop like mancity

Smh

You don't expect RMD to win every UCL, do you?

The last time RMD kicked out City in a semi, they won UCL. That's how champions do.

Sometimes, big teams have internal problems that could lead to UCL flops like City defeating them. Look at AC Milan for example.

But imagine Lyon, Tottenham and
Monaco kicking you out in your prime? How can you explain that?

Please respect Ajax, they are not UCL flops and they played good football that year.

andrewbaba44:
So because pep won the epl so he must defeat Chelsea ?

Tuchel side that played pep where flop but they kicked you out ,so does that mean Madrid is a flop ?

Look at you judging football like mathematics ,it takes you nothing to know that Lampard is a bad coach and tuchel is a good one

I guess Madrid is now inferior to mancity ba

If saying things as it is means I am blinded by my love for pep then no problem

They kicked Madrid out because Madrid was struggling last year, this year they are better and Chelsea got kicked out. That's how winners do.

Pep on the other hand has been knocked out by Monaco, Liverpool (H & A), Tottenham, Lyon and Chelsea (in the final).

City and PSG are UCL flops. If you like, don't accept.

andrewbaba44:
Pep hype ,you forgot so soon that they made the ucl finals last year ,just because they failed to win it he is a flop

It cost you nothing to tell the truth even if you don’t like pep and man city

You are just blinded by your love for Pep.

Pep won Epl last season with a good side but couldn't defeat Chelsea who happens to play in the same league.

Remember Tuchel side that played Pep were flops he inherited from lampard.

Anyways, why has City been disqualified by sides inferior to them for the past 4 years?

andrewbaba44:
Baba if you choose to be deceiving yourself to give your team hope then there is nothing I can do about that .

90 minutes at the bernabeu will decide who goes through and not me or your talk .

If you've followed both teams over the years, you'd know RMD has upper hand going into the second especially now that they are playing at home.

Don't be carried away by Pep hype, City is a UCL flop. Even Tottenham could beat them with this scoreline.

Nothing is guaranteed tho.

andrewbaba44:
And even Psg

Yes.

Explain how Man City and PSG are better than Chelsea. You will win additional points if you factor in their UCL exploits.

Owopariola01:
Liverpool and SAF spend heavily as well. The value of money was just different.

They didn't. Irrespective of what the value of money was, they didn't spend like Pep.

andrewbaba44:
Be deceiving yourself and saying Psg and Chelsea is better than mancity

Write man city off as you did to Chelsea and you almost didn’t escape it

Kuku add that westham is even better than mancity self

Oga, what I wrote there is valid.

Chelsea is better than Man City.

Especially in UCL.

diplomat058:
I guess you now have to resort to lies since you can't find facts to support your imaginations. Records from PL website for transfer market shows that Man U, with a net transfer of -500m+ spend more than Man City in net transfer spendings in the last five years. Funnily, Man City has a net transfer of only -470m, barely 100 million pounds than what Arsenal have spent in the last five years in net spending (Arsenal net spending in the transfer market is -372m). Even Liverpool and Chelsea in closing up to City, yet you guys go around pacifying the fact of Guardiola's historic domination, emasculation and totalization of the EPL with a fake consolation that "He is spending billions." Lols. Check out the real facts. Forget, EPL na polished, rich farmers union.

https://www.transfermarkt.com/premier-league/fuenfjahresvergleich/wettbewerb/GB1

On you saying that Grizemann is at ATM cos he was rejected by Barca, I will pretend not to see that abortion of logic. Perhaps you weren't a football fan yet when Grizzmann was balling in ATM before he was lured by Barcelona in the first place.

Anything again?

I have nothing against Griezman but dude flopped at Barcelona and was shipped back to ATM because ATM is Barcelona dump site.

Messi is lucky he is a superstar, if not, by now he would be playing at ATM. Such can't happen in EPL, not even Tottenham will take a Liverpool reject.


I don't care about Man City balance sheet but Pep, a singular coach has spent 4b on player transfer. No other coach comes close.

SAF won 13 EPLs in 26 years, won it 3 times in a row twice with a treble on those two occasions without spending close to 4b but we should hail Pep.

If you give me 4b, I'd transform a struggling business to an empire. Cheque book fraud.

Joanney:
The first daughter was able to open the bank app but she doesn't know his transfer pin(the 4 digits).
We've tried changing it but we need his atm pin for that.

There's a way to easily change the ATM pin. Someone did it here some weeks ago.

If you search the family section here, I'm sure you will find the thread.

diplomat058:
Hahaha. Rejects? Are you sure you want to tow that path? Mancini won EPL and Emery is bossing UCL while Arsenal are at home struggling for top 4. I guess Mourinho and Guardiola (the conqueror of EPL) are also Laliga rejects then

And what's the fuss about Guardiola spending? Don't Liverpool, Chelsea and Man u spend heavily too? I am sure that Man u spending in the last few seasons is over that of man city. I can Google the facts for you if you want cos I always like scientific arguments to dispel rumors and nonsense Accept it guy, Gaurdiola has turned EPL into a 2×2 farmers table league

On all laliga players joining RMD and Madrid, I would presume you were high if ecstasy when you wrote that. Last time I checked, there are fine players of global competency in teams like ATM, Seville, Valencia and Villarreal.

Even Aguero that helped Guardiola destroyed EPL came from ATM, , in addition to the likes of Silva (Real Betis), Fernando Torres (ATM), Diego Costa (ATM), and so on. We still have fine players like Grizemann, Suarez, Koke, at ATM, and Gerald Moreno and the likes at other Laliga clubs

You can't help it, I know. Laliga no be una mate

They were both sacked! Rejected.

Guardiola wasn't sacked at Barca. Mou was sacked at the greatest club in La Liga, the greatest club in UCL history and went to Chelsea, till today Chelsea only has 2 UCL and 6 league titles.

Name one world class player in Sevilla or Valencia. The only team breaking RMD and Barca duopoly is ATM, even at that, some of their players are still Barcelona rejects.

You are just proving my points. Have you ever seen a young EPL talent that wish to play for ATM or Sevilla or Valencia. La Liga is so bad, talents that can't it to RMD, Barca or at worst ATM runs to EPL.

Greezman and Suarez are at ATM because Barcelona rejected them. They are not playing there because they love the club.

As per Guardiola, tell me one single coach that has spent 4b in transfer except the bald one.

His dominance is temporary, Leeds, Arsenal and Chelsea have done so in the past.

Liverpool and SAF probably didn't need 4b to dominate the league.

Get his ATM card, change his pin and withdraw everything.

Or you could transfer via his Mobile app or USSD.

The formal approach will frustrate you.

diplomat058:
You are so on fire to defend EPL that you mentioned Pep and Guardiola as two different persons

Where was Pep made made - Laliga Barca. And he joined the best EPL team, turning EPL into farmers league by winning 3 out of 4 encounters so far You even mentioned Ten Haag that is yet to start work, as if Unai, Diego Simeone and Mancini (firmer Man City coach) are not at Villarreal, ATM, and Real Betis respectively.

Guy go sit down, you don't have an argument. I provided irrefutable facts up there to show which is more competitive this season. Go learn.

I repeat, Dem no born EPL well for where Laliga dey. Just for the current drop in form. Even with all the billions of euros of TV rights and endorsements accruing to English teams, they will always catch up to Laliga teams as Madrid alone equals the total UCL trophies of all EPL teams

We have Madrid, Barca, and ATM for UCL. Normally, Europa too na Laliga family trophies for the lies of Sevilla, Villarreal and Valencia.

Go sleep abeg

I meant Klopp and Pep.

You know Mancini and Emery are both EPL rejects. Siemione is the only one I respect there.

Pep left Bayern and went to City, of all teams, city and had to spend billions within a short time frame to turn the team to a winning team despite his experience.

Ancelotti that's bossing La Liga was coaching Everton in EPL .

If la liga is so good, why has no other la liga teams won UCL aside Real and Barcelona?

You people are so poor that your best players want to play for Real and Barca only. Other teams are so poor they can't buy quality players, can't hire quality coach, can't retain talents if EPL teams want them.

I guess you are jealous of the TV rights. If the best players in EPL plays in United for 20 years, they'd probably win more UCL.

GloriousGbola:
My guy travelled to Yankee as a coder, some years back. He went completely offline

Someone was telling the missus the guy was offline because he was doing top secret work for Google. I pooh poohed this, did some Google fu

I found he got arrested by police, accused of resisting arrest and jailed for over 12 months or so. I think trump had initiated some no bail law for immigrants, and he may have had no one to bail him.
Guy developed an infection and died in prison.

So i basically found through Google that my guy was dead. A real fked up story

What!

This people annoy me sha.

Pricing NL like tomatoes. NL will make 1b or more in less than a year, why would anyone sell it for that amount?

diplomat058:
I will take this for a joke. Laliga is weak yet ordinary 7th placed Villarreal ousted two Tier-One Teams, Juventus and Bayern Munich? Lol.

Let's even apply science to the fallacy you EPL fanboys always peddle around to feel good.

Right now, Man City have realized 80 whopping points from 33 EPL games with 59 net goals. Liverpool, second on the EPL table, have also realized 79 points from 33 matches with 61 net goals.

Even now that Laliga is distressed, Madrid can only top the league with 78 points from 33 matches with 40 net goals (less 19 goals than Man City's goal-plundering of EPL teams )

Right now, Norwich, last on the EPL table is relegating with meagre 21 points from 33 games. It's Laliga counterpart, relegating Alaves fared better with 25 points from 33 matches.

So where is this fallacy about EPL is more competitive coming from? Even when the likes of Barca, ATM and Sevilla are clearly impaired in forms, stats have shown that Laliga is still more competitive than EPL.

Abeg rest!

La liga is weak.

Aside from Barcelona, Real Madrid and Atletico, which other teams have the resources to hire world class coach and players?

Come to England, we have Guardiola, Pep, Ten Hag, Tuchel, Conte all here.

Ancelloti left Everton before the beginning of the season for Real Madrid and Conte left Intern, Seria A present champions to come coach Tottenham.

You need to ask yourself why no other Spanish team has won UCL aside Real and Barcelona.

Kilishihunter:
Gone where? Had it been the away goal is still in place, Madrid would not need to stress it but now that's it's all reprogrammed at 1-0 they have to come out and look for the goals needed and you can't tell me city won't score at the Bernabeu, Tie's still open but please don't compare city to psg and Chelsea, they're a class above alongside liverpool

In my books, Chelsea >> PSG >> Man City.

Don't let their EPL form or Pep fool you, they are only as strong as a team like Villarreal in the UCL presently.

If they struggled against finished Atletico in Span, forget it they are gone. Besides, they are playing away from home against a big team.

Sniper04:
What are you saying,we don comot, but I trust Mancity to give you wootowooootoo

Let go of the hate.

If you saw how Madrid played against PSG and Chelsea, you'd know City is gone.

GoddyOra:
Benzema is also gunning for CR7 17goals in a UCL campaign record... I want him to break that record too. He already has the balon d'or IMO but a super finish to this campaign would make Benz clear of them Suarez, Aguero, Zlatan (and even Lewa) as the best striker of his generation.

I wish he breaks it too but we all know it isn't easy.

Lewandowski was on a finer form 2 years ago and still didn't break it.

If I were seun, I will curse this guy.

10thDentist:
Y’all chill with all these lgbt talks and watch movies in peace.

Seriously.

Too much talk no dey full basket.

I see why Jack left Twitter so easily. Dude's other company is more valuable than Twitter.

How did PPA contribution and CDS money total #11, 700?

Try not to save a dime from your allowance because you can't. Trust me!

Devvy4:
Barka Fans: we are making moves under Xavi

The Moves:

They might not get the joke.

I feel Jack leaving Twitter makes this acquisition easier. It made Twitter spineless.

ParisArentGerman:
...

I give no two fuccck about what a gay man does with his anus.

But that line from LGBT people is always annoying. Yes we have hypocrites.

But the fact that I come out openly to say I hate something really means I hate it.

Going by your logic, we can say LGBT people who advocate for LGBT rights secretly hate them.