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Expert17:
From 2018 to 2022, Messi and Ronaldo have scored 22 Free kicks combined

Messi scored 21 and Ronaldo scored 1

happy Easter guys.

In your universe, football started in 2018?

Let me play your game, from last month till now, Ronaldo and Messi have scored 2 hatricks.

Ronaldo 2. Messi 0.

Happy Easter to you too.

I never believed that women like this dey until I met my grand aunt.

This woman is so bad that you can't have a discussion with her without arguing.

She tormented everyone including her own children and they are just two.

In a sane society, I would have reported that she was suffering from metal illness.

I don't have the words to describe how cruel this woman is.

Expert17:
I would have believe this, then I remembered that a certain Fabio Quagliarella and Immobile won the highest goal scorer in 2018/2019 and 2019/2020.

Italy isn't farmer's league.

Demigod22:
My professor: Why did you come late for the project topics?

Me: my girlfriend visited.

My professor: sex will tire you. You are running after girls, don't worry, sex will tire you.

Wise man.

donstan18:
Unrelated:


ETH might get the best out of Magwaya

By making 10s of million selling him to Chelsea.

Joezinho:
There's levels to this Goat thingy!!

Imagine scoring only 3 league goals against the likes of Troyes, Nice, Brest, metz, Clerment foot, Reims and whatever shiitty names all season.

Imagine my Goat in that league.

I repeat, there's level to this Goat thingy.

If Ronaldo should go to PSG half season, he'd win the golden boot.

Had he signed for City, he'd be topping the chart by now.

Ororo no dey sleep abeg.

Brethren, let's not forget that Ronaldo is the problem.

FergieRaww:
Rebel Wilson's transformation is mad

What!

Obviously, Tinubu will win APC primary.

The only person that can give Tinubu a run for his money is Atiku.

Make we dey look.

Massiveglory:
Our beloved Pmb is far better than this one. This is why we say no to any ancestor trying to be president. Let him go and rest. It is time to rest.

No matter how clueless or lifeless Joe is, he is way better than Buhari.

Bitcoin started this way. Some people are even selling their pictures as NFT.

Feels like a porn site

Nice haircut. You look good but your posture kind of makes you look like someone with down syndrome.

Majority of us commenting here don't look as good as you, even with filters.

Best way to make her interested in you is to stop being her friend. Trust me, it works like magic.

By be her friend, you've given her all the power. To her, it's like you're dating her and she's not dating you.

Friendships like this means a lot to ladies.


Zodiac signs are nothing but bullshits.

No.

HYDEEE:
I think it is due to validation and feel among syndrome that some women bear shit like that. If you don't live your life to please others who don't give a fúck about you you will treat shit exactly the way it is meant to be treated.


Also some women are so broke they can't even afford 500 to japa from their abusers to their parents house.

When we dey ask "what do you bring to the table?" e get why.

Many of them will shout they are the table. I don't really understand how they don't know how foolish that sounds.

Most men don't care about the marital status of any woman. It's this same women that will single shame a divorcee, tell them to endure a wife beater and also encourage them to get married without a job, skill or even a degree.

HardMirror:
this thing pass APC or pdp. We are to choose out of the most likely to win choices we have learned we waste our votes. Osinbajo, peter obi and ameachi are the practical choices on ground for now. I know people are angry with osinbajo and think he is like buhari. Problem is people dont know how useless a VP is in Nigeria. The cabal has been ruthless with Osinbajo and I guess he just has to play along with them to get to his target.

Worst years of my life is under APC government.

I expected something sensible from Osinbanjo but it seems he's just an ordinary commissioner. He doesn't have anything different from what Buhari's APC has.

The whole APC government have been a try and error thing. It's time it revert back to another political party. At least, let's see what they have for us.

For me, PDP Atiku is the man to look out for.

Tinubu will be worse than Buhari if by mistake he becomes the president.

Osinbanjo is Buhari 2.0

Our best bet is PDP candidate.

They are all fuckers sha.

Nigerialabalaba:
Mr Poor & Proud, I sabi employees like u, lazy bones wey go blame everyone except hinself like say hin perfect. abeg if u no want any superior to hold u to account, go start ur own company and do anyhow. shikena. Shiorr.

Work plenty for town but na una lazy entitlement mentality yoots wey prefer to dey waste time for social media and nairaland full everywhere. I don tire to dey beg for lazy yoot wey go con work to con charge phone & yeye laptop, use company wifi to dey watch film and social media.Wen u corrrect dem, instead make dem take correction, dem go dey trash talk with yeye poor man pride.. Na hunger go teach una sense wey una no get , and dat humility and forebearance to learn to grow sumol sumol wey una no get or ur parents teach u but u no collect d hometraining, u go learn am by force las las. shiorr.
Dem go dey misbehave and wen u ask dem to calm down, dem go say make u go chop ur work dem go do crypto as full time job So so Lazy bunch of proud empty headed yoots just full everywhere!

N:B. All ur mentions no worth my response. U be one of dem wey no get job and if u get job, u no serious becos u suppose dey face ur work now but dey use company internet for nonsense.Dem go still sack you las las like OP. And if because of crypto ponzi u dey carry shoulder, na ur old age u go suffer to use ur grey hair con do d same work u no wan do now with black hair today.

Idiot like you.

Tallesty1:
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Nothing concern us.

We no fit even read am sef.

The reason why girls are like this is because we men indulge them. So, you should rather focus more attention on men.

If you see what women have use vagina to collect in this life, you'd know marriage na small thing.

Make we the guys dey try get sense.

MrBrownJay1:
in this day and age, a wife who is jobless is a useless woman...

To herself, the husband, children and the whole family.

Sadly, most young men just want a regular pussy to fucckkk. A girlfriend that does not have a job is in the same category, provided she's a graduate.

Only exception is if she's currently learning something that'll make her earn.

My money, my money girls, also useless.

“The church has been asleep. When radio began some years ago, people didn’t understand how voices would be coming out of a radio, and so the church at that time said, ‘No, we cannot use radio, there is something there that is magical, that is demonic, voice coming out from just a gadget?’ The church said no. Then, the people of the world began to use the radio. Then the church woke up.

“When television came, somebody somewhere performing drama, they see him on the screen and then the church said, ‘This is evil, these are the last days, look at them, bringing pictures on the screen and whatever they are doing somewhere’. And the church said, ‘No, we are not going to use that’ but later they woke up and they are now using the television.



The problem was just illiteracy!

I thought kumuyi was educated.

NeoWanZaeed:
Anybody who gives that nwh anything pass 3 is marvel fan.

The story is shi. He even lost more than what Dr strange would have done at the beginning

And he defeated Dr strange. Wtf. Who does that?
The only reason I love the movie is my favorite spiderman wey dey dia. Garfield and tobey.


Didn't rewatch it after I have watched it. Deleted it straight

Alright.

benBender:
Thanks boss for taking time to answer me.
Since I'm to use it on the client side, I require/import it but I'm getting an error that it's not define.

What I'm I doing wrong.

Try window.axios = require('axios') in your main js file.

So you can use it anywhere without importing it.

But then, do you have it installed? You could use fetch without installation though.

Your sis is an adult. Stop treating her like a kid.

What you don't understand is, eventually, she will develop hatred for you and still continue with her ways.

Best you can do is talk to her man to woman, leave scolding to her parents.

Na this guy marriage I just dey envy

Achilles100:
Abeg shey na another The Outfit I watch?

Cos the won wey I watch na mid movie o.

IMO, they were trying too hard to make the movie feel intelligent hence the went tits up for me.

5/10.

We no need agree on everything everytime.

After all, someone gave NWH 0/10 here.

Shey you get?

abduleez1:
Fast franchise adding some big guns. ..

I hope Larson will not spoil everything with her mouth.

Just a simple YouTube search will save you this stress.