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Family › Re: What The World Turning To? by Karleb(m): 3:54pm On May 04, 2022
JovialJune:
It is the homophobic people over there I pity the most, they don't even have the right to hate what they hate in peace

And people rushing over to those countries to live there, I give them hand well well, dey are trying, as much as Nigeria is not a bed of roses, I prefer to live here where morality is still upholded and people can differentiate right from wrong, sanity from insanity.
Which morality are you talking about? undecided

Is it your politicians that can differentiate between right or wrong or the hook up girl next door or your yahoo boy relative? undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do God Crate Me A Coward by Karleb(m): 1:12pm On May 04, 2022
OlawaleBammie:
bro, tho bn skinny is demeaning on its own but its not ur diminutive stature that is preventing u, its ur inner man

Ur inner man is sooo weak grin




Me as an example, i am skinny and a no con tall join, people use to cheat me as well, yes it will happen cus i have no intimidating stature, but the moment the cheating is repeating its self i will have no option than to giv it to you in full fold.
U just have to build up some confidence and charisma irrespective of ur stature else you would always be taken for granted.


I once knack broom for one guy neck, do you know why?? He has ridiculing me for long but this day he overdid it by slapping me in front of everyone.
I am older than this guy in age but he is well built and tall. Will i say just cus u re tall i should not reserve a little respect for mysef??
I knew he could kill me one on one but i had to drag myself away from his claws.
Ever since that time it has always been mutual respect between us.
I told this dude similar thing in his previous thread.

Sometimes when you lose a fight, you didn't actually lose. People respect you when they know you will fight when you are challenged, winning or losing doesn't matter here.
Family › Re: Why Do Couples Lose Interest In Each Other After Marriage? by Karleb(m): 12:55pm On May 04, 2022
virginprincess:
When you meet your soulmate you don't lost interest after marriage instead you get more interested, but when you get married to someone you don't love(possibly got married to the person for your own selfish reason), you begin to lose interest after getting what you wanted.
How do you know this?

Love and marriage talk is complex, it does not always follow the line of thought that makes sense.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Karleb(m): 12:39pm On May 04, 2022
nani667:
6 / 10
As interesting as this movie is, my phobia for snakes almost ruined it.
Family › Re: At What Age Did You Leave Your Parents House And Why? by Karleb(m): 11:07pm On May 03, 2022
juman:
At 18, at 19.
In nigeria o. Not europe or america.
I believe many of those comments are liars.
They are not lying. Some even leave their parents' younger than that.

Reason remains, a lot of parents are very useless.
Family › Re: At What Age Did You Leave Your Parents House And Why? by Karleb(m): 11:04pm On May 03, 2022
Elsueno:
undecided

To leave & go where?

I am not married or anything, why da hell would I add financial burden on my self when I got where to stay, food to eat & no bills to pay?

In fact even if I get married, I would make sure my house is very very close to my parents...grin
Ride on!

Reading through the thread just shows one thing, a lot of parents have failed their children.
Career › Re: Some People Kill With Words by Karleb(m): 1:30pm On May 03, 2022
Internet22:
2 years later and you still honor thier invitation , may God help us all in Nigeria. cry
embarassed embarassed
Family › Re: I Feel Like Giving Up, I Have Failed My Children by Karleb(m): 3:34pm On May 02, 2022
Reality3080:
u no get sense

Let her keep borrowing now,I trust those loan apps to embarrass her beyond her expectations in front of people she was trying to impress cos u don dey vex me like this,how can a reasonable person who claims to b sane b earning 52k n borrowing 700k n it's not as if she used it for capital project or health issues or travelling expenses.

U should ask her what she used all d money for?
People like u will always want to live above your means n u will end up embarasing yourself in front of people u are trying to form for then u turn to a laughing stock.

In this same country where some are earning less than 30k with family n are managing,someone is earning 52k n complaining.

Have u asked her how much her accommodation cost?
Someone is earning 52k n complaining n still add debt of 700k n u want me to applaud her n u are screaming poverty as if u are mentally slow.

You are just one annoying nuisance

As per op,body go tell u later when those loan apps embarrass u n people start laughing at u,u better start living within your means this guy will just lead u astray


Your signature reads whatever happens be your real n b true to yourself but u are decieving another person

Is d op real with her lifestyle?
Is she true to herself?
At least lie to d world n not to yourself,u can claim dangote for anyone but when u reach your closet u wake up to reality.

Op is on coca cola budget n she's drinking Bellaire rossay

Don't quote me ooo cos I dey vex for u,just lock up with whatever u have to say
Now that I have quoted you, maybe you will hang yourself.

The offer is still on the table if you are game.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Karleb(m): 11:07am On May 02, 2022
Uncharted. 7/10


People need to calm down on their Tom Holland criticism. He did a good job in this movie.
Romance › Re: How True?! The 5 Sweetest Things In Life. My List May Surprise You. by Karleb(m): 9:29am On May 02, 2022
Eating pounded yam with okra is wasting the pounded yam, I'd replace okra with oha soup or egusi.

Replace coke/beer with distilled water or smoothie.

Replace bank alert with good news in general.

I will go with that.
Politics › Re: More Voters In The North Than In The South Is A Hoax by Karleb(m): 11:14pm On May 01, 2022
Foolishbuhari:
Did you read the results I posted?
I don't know what exactly you expect me to see there.

But in '15 and 2019, North crowned the president and that's the point I'm proving.

Turn out in the SE has decreased over the years and I can't explain why but the northerns are never tired, of course something fishy is going on there.
Politics › Re: More Voters In The North Than In The South Is A Hoax by Karleb(m): 9:21pm On May 01, 2022
Let's agree you are right.

It's only in North you see 1m votes to 50k votes, in South its different. The vote margin is always slim, no matter the party that wins the state.

This is why "North makes the president" is very very valid.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Created Us And Watch Us Sin And Die And Go To Hell Fire. by Karleb(m): 5:11pm On May 01, 2022
Kobojunkie:
You could have tried objectively reading scripture to find the answers for your ownself since the very same knowledge the many Churchians claim to have are written right there in that book for your to read and comprehend as you would any other communication presented you in human language. undecided

2. God has no reason to do only that which makes sense to you, His creation, by the way. You looking to justify God's decision to create mankind is as silly as a game character or robot attempting to weigh the rationale behind His creators decision. undecided
Please, stop quoting me.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Created Us And Watch Us Sin And Die And Go To Hell Fire. by Karleb(m): 3:51pm On May 01, 2022
@Gben5

Just let it go. I remember when I had burning questions like these. Those in church will end up confusing you more and tell you to shut up and swallow their pseudo truth.

I even tried believing in the JW version of Christianity but all na wash.

There's nothing that justifies a creature sending his creatures to infinite amount of pain and suffering for what they did within a short period of their lives. Absolutely nothing.
Career › Re: 230k Job In Nigeria Or DAAD Scholarship In Germany by Karleb(m): 2:34pm On May 01, 2022
Even your salary in Nigeria isn't upto the "stipend" you will get in Germany.

No be juju be that? lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: White Women Sleeping With Dogs by Karleb(m): 8:53pm On Apr 30, 2022
It's funny how people have been trying too hard to normalize sleeping with dogs for money.

I'm not sexist, but men who slept with animals were usually paraded but women are being glorified.

Na wa o!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 7:16pm On Apr 30, 2022
shedo4sure:
Mino Raiola is dead. RIP
Omo! shocked shocked cry
Romance › Re: Can A Dog Impregnate A Human Being by Karleb(m): 7:09pm On Apr 30, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Na everybody sabi Biology for sec sch?? Ok, from the subject Economics, what is Law of diminishing marginal unity?
I don't know.

If you don't know something, don't answer it bodly, no be exam or interview. It annoys those of us that have the knowledge.

That was how someone said the purest form of water is rain water in church. grin

FYI, only humans can impregnate or be impregnated by another human.
Family › Re: I Feel Like Giving Up, I Have Failed My Children by Karleb(m): 7:06pm On Apr 30, 2022
Reality3080:
so it's reasonable to b earning 50 n having a debt of 700?

N many of u will blame buhari for stupidity n cluelessness Abu?

So someone earning 50 per month should spend 150 cos she wants to prove she's above poverty?

People like u live fake lives n u get burnt for it,she should learn to live within her means,school fee is not paid everyday,n there are still moderate schools around in which u can moderate it by taking some time out to teach your child personally.

So u believe u can blackmail people with d poverty line abi, then b earning 100 n spending 200 then come back after a Year to tell us your story
You are just talking trash.

If you are game, I will give you two kids to take care of with 52k monthly job and free accommodation, let's see if you won't develop marasmus if you don't borrow.
Romance › Re: Can A Dog Impregnate A Human Being by Karleb(m): 3:11pm On Apr 30, 2022
Those that said yes should be ashamed of themselves. If they have SSCE, they should consider returning it as they don't deserve it.
Romance › Re: Someone Am Older Than Is Trying To Disgrace Me by Karleb(m): 5:31pm On Apr 29, 2022
If you no get body, you suppose get mouth.

When you talk, you should command respect. When he called you small boy on the street you should have responded with something like "I fit get small body, but we no be mate".

Or maybe, "don't disrespect me, I no be your mate!".

If he tries to beat you next time, stand with him. If he carries a weapon, find your own too. You might lose but don't lose sorely.

Let me give you an example, Real lost to City in the first leg of a UCL semi final and the winner are scared while the loser are happy and have high moral. Shey you get?
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: Tinubu & Osinbajo, Only Southern Candidates Recognized In The North by Karleb(m): 5:06pm On Apr 29, 2022
E be like say Reno dey read my mind.

I'm sure market women in South West do not even know who Peter Obi is.

I just pray make Atiku no Bleep up. If not, na another 8 years of suffering.

I for don be thirty-something by then embarassed, hopefully, I for don japa. undecided
Career › Re: How Do You Cope When A Colleague Or Senior Is Not Up To Their Job by Karleb(m): 3:34pm On Apr 29, 2022
Have patience with them and teach them. If they don't get better after a specific time frame, then you can apply pressure or query them.

I remember when I was incompetent at some things, I would have loved it if people had patience. Some did, others didn't.

If you sack them, that's assuming you could, how sure are you you'd get someone better to replace them?
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Karleb(m): 9:10am On Apr 29, 2022
Baddestguyp:
I know ...that's why I said I don't entirely agree with the guy...
But when you see some ratings, you go just shock...
The way some spam 10/10 and call some average stuff masterpiece for twitter ehn ...
Some people get influenced by Twitter a lot here. grin but then, that's a story for another day.

Let's enjoy the thread.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Karleb(m): 9:00am On Apr 29, 2022
Baddestguyp:
I mean they called No Way Home a masterpiece, they called The Batman a masterpiece...
While both were actually good...they were not what I'd call masterpiece
Those people that hype shits here nko?

Are they paid too?

By the time I watch MoM and I give it 4/10, make them come beat me for my house.

Batman and NWH are no where near what you call a masterpiece.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Karleb(m): 8:51am On Apr 29, 2022
Shey una know say this thing is spoiler?

Make una just narrate the whole movie then. undecided
Romance › Re: What Was Your Experience With Paedophiles ? by Karleb(m): 5:16am On Apr 29, 2022
Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
My small uncle was raped when he was in jss1 by 4 ss3 girls , and back in those days someone can be 20+ in ss3 , when I was in primary 2 the ss3 were big Mama's , he was sent on an errand and they told him to bring the change after school , took him to a bush and raped him till he passed out bought peak milk for him and continued till night fell , when he got home he couldn't say anything to anyone but I'm sure it must have been hard growing up with that kind of memory
That's why I pity guys who wants to get raped.

They think it's fun. It's like trying to finish a cooked bag of rice at a go.

If you make it out alive, you'd fear women for the rest of your life.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Karleb(m): 4:46am On Apr 29, 2022
Baddestguyp:
is this sarcasm?
I haven't seen it but reviews are so so poor...

It's hard to believe you'd say something like that is the best movie you've ever seen...

Actually I'm pretty sure it's sarcasm...cos no way you'd use that statement on this type of movie cheesy

*Edited... I've seen the joke...I didn't read all through before lol grin grin grin
Before downloading a movie, I check imdb ratings.

Anything lower than 5.0, I don't touch. If the movie is hyped, it must have atleast 6.7 before I touch it.

Even if my papa was dangote, I still wouldn't watch some films because they can reduce IQ.

This movie for example has a 2.9 on imdb.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 1:50am On Apr 29, 2022
KingTom:
You can drink his liquor, you can call his lady, you can take his money, you can smoke his blunt, scuff his Jordans, you can say you hate him, you can call him crazy but... don't call him Wasiu, Siuuuuuuuuu uuuuuhhh uuuuuuhh siuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuh grin grin
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 7:39pm On Apr 28, 2022
LostMyZeal:
wink wink wink

Say NO to Unfortunate Europa
I was going to ask this question.

I know for sure Ronaldo cannot do without UCL.

It would be wild sha. Ronaldo will be aiming for 100 goals in Germany before retirement.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: As A Graduate Can You Do This? .... by Karleb(m): 4:55pm On Apr 28, 2022
Brendaniel:
Firstly I hate hearing the saying that "as a graduate this and that" you guys talk as if graduate is something that shouldn't do somethings because he/she is a graduate, the main thing is to have a plan for your life and stay focused on it, even if it means running errands for artisans.

Know your worth but be humble
You just contradicted yourself.

Saying "as a graduate" is knowing your worth, it's not arrogant because it is who he is.
Romance › Re: Is It Just Me? 21st Century Guys Should Grow Up by Karleb(m): 4:35pm On Apr 28, 2022
czarr:
I should have said the guy she finds attractive... because attraction to a large extent is subjective. You may look good, but not every girl would like you like that. That's why I led with ask her to hang out. Obviously if she is not willing to hang out she is not that attracted to you, so you know off the jump, Where you stand and stop clowning trying to entertain her in the chat.

I can say this because I'm that guy that fvcks and doesn't entertain hoes in the chat. Yet I see in most girls phone a lot of guys who just jest and jest and these girls string them along for just attention and money and it's cringe.

You guys should learn how to separate information passed from the person passing it, so don't say "you guys" I'm not part of the simps, I'm the guy on the other end fvcking these hoes Gerrit?

Like I've said before I can be sympathetic to guys in a bad situation, even though I'm not going through it. I find it cringe that anytime anyone says anything people try to link the message to the messenger.
That's why I told you not to be angry.

I have seen women that have hyped the man that's fuckinggg them, boyfriend even husband some of these guys are not close to average.

My point is, there's always nothing special the guy fuckinggg a girl has or has done. It's all in the girl's head.

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