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SOZINN:
The picture below is that of Kelly Mcgills and Tom Cruise, 1986 and 2022. And before you will ask, she is just 5 years older than him. She was wondering why she can't reprise her role in Top Gun. Imagine if they got married, how will he live with this land whale?
What did you hear about men aging like wine? Lol

Forget this. Tom Cruise is 59.

At that age, even guys looks like land whale.

He's just lucky to have good genes and few therapy here and there.

Jokerman:
560 games 228 goals...

Don't get me wrong.... Raul is a legend

It's not your fault, it's Ronaldo I blame.

Batam:
You are very stupid, if even God does not exist in your mind, is this how to commiserate for a lost soul?

Mark this day, people will gather to mock you

This same people will open mouth to condemn the killing of Christians in the north.

You all are the same.

For this I say, mess YOU!

leksite120:
that's a lie, no southern Muslim would support such. Even more than 80% Northern Muslims won't support it.
This is just being supported by fanatic, ignorant and illiterates people.

Believe whatever you want, but that's the truth.

Truthisunique2:
no Muslim truly condemns the act in reality

They only play taqiya on you and nod in silence

My thoughts too

A lot of Muslims in the south supports the killing but they can not voice out because of backlash.

I have seen Christians jubilating when something bad happens to people that criticize their favorite pastors.

I have seen Christians who see nothing wrong with Elisha (or is it Elijah) killing little children with bear for calling him bald.

If Christians who are supposed to be moral can be this stupid, then I expect worse from Muslims.

I didn't even attend my convocation.


What's special about that ceremony?

Ghester:
Honestly. I wish failing Jamb was my worries right now.
There are more greater problems. If failing Jamb na wetin dey worry u. Then u neva start living

Stop talking like this.

The fact that jamb is his problem does not invalidate his problem.

Harry Sun go kill these people.

NL election got rigged

This is how relationships should be.

You share each other's body, what now is money?

But some people have turned it to business transactions.

Someone once said this and I'm starting to believe it.

warripikin17:
This is more than two years later, I'm an adult now, approaching my 20th birthday LOL and I just saw this, sigh, I won't lie or get corny and start saying I now understand where they were coming from, because honestly, I still don't, we seem to have grown farther apart and I don't see our relationship getting any better

It's always like that when they don't make efforts to make the relationship work.

Don't blame yourself.

Emmydarsy:
I met this friend of mine, Ayo during our school days in one of the schools in ondo state, that was in 2005. Infact, we got along with eachother immediately we met when doing our course registration, since we were admitted into same Accounting dept. Afterwards, we got so closed to a point where we had to share the same room till our final year. So, while in 200l, I was dating a 100l girl, which happened to be the only babe I was dating in school, even though I had one other I was dating in Lagos before I got admission. There was much love between us that almost everyone on campus knew about our relationship. It was just like we were married. I dated this babe till our first semester, 400l before I began to observe some changes about her which I never knew and understood the cause till we finished from school, went for service and all go out different ways. Ay, on the other hand used to be those serious type that would read and study on their own after lectures, spend most times in the library, which made his social life bored, that he only managed to have only one particular girl and their relationship never seems to last. But that never changed the fact that we were good friends who helped eachother in all manners of ways, financially, spiritually, educationally all through our stay in school, and even till present. Now, here is the point....After school, I lost contact with this said girl and she became the past but Ay has been there as my usual friend, even though we base in a different state. We are used to travelling to attend any special occasion of ours. I'm married with kids and he is married too with kids, and life has been fair to us, atleast.
But last month, this my ex sent me a request on FB and we got each other's contact, so after so much conversation thereafter, there was a confession and revelation from her about my friend. In a nutshell, Ay told her about the girl I was dating in Lagos, that each time, I say I want to travel to Lagos to go see my parent and fetch some money, it's a lie, that it's my Lagos gf I was missing and going to check upon. Well, which was truely part of the reason I do travel then, as I will always tell my friend about my Lagos gf. That he further told her I never loved her and was playing on her. And this my babe was always comfortable staying and sleeping in our room then even when am away as she is just so fond of our side. Laslas Sha, that my Friend took advantage of her n they bleeped. That it was because of that she gave me and "us" distance, as she couldn't look both of us in the face, that she was ashamed of herself. Lol, A scene of over 15years got fresh in my memory and got me wondered. She asked abt him, that do we still talk? I told her Yes! And she begged me not to tell him, that I should just forget it, since we all are happily married now. Cos she is married too with her own kids. I had to call Ay and ask because, he was and still a good friend to the best of my knowledge. To my surprise, even before I asked him, he already had a hint of what I wanted to ask him, because I first asked him if he remember her(mentioned her name) and he said yes, that did I come across her somewhere, I said yes, that she reveal some things to me, lol. He immediately start begging that it's been long he had wanted to tell me himself and apologized. I told him it's okay....that I genuinely forgive him, just that i was surprise and never believe. Even, If he had deny that she lied against him, I might probably be forced to believe him. So I told him it's cool, that have forgiven him. But the question is, till date, if he has any business in Lagos, he still come to my house to pass the night, even when am on night shift. Is it advisable to still trust him 100%? Note: Aside this stain, Ay is a nice guy and would do anything within his capacity for me as a friend!!!

This story is scary.

Everybody has suddenly forgotten how they were down and their friends came through for them.

It's not always the name, it's the bearer of the name.

Betty.
Blossom.

hensben:
Did man u play in the new rule uefa about to introduce. Why are you guys rejoicing.
And how is that copy and paste when they are uploaded pictures. painment

What club do you support again?

hensben:
This is funny.

Copy and paste no go kill you one day.

Did united play those teams in those leagues?

This is how the owners at united see the club.

Business center. They don't care about trophies.

Why do you people willingly take up another human responsibility. This one even has a job o.

SOZINN:
I don't know if it's just me but Scarlet Johansson has an innocent face. Even if she undressed before me I'd still have two minds because she will be looking like she is not sure of what she is about to do.

Brotherly, it's just you o.

ASUU itself is a very stupid organization.

Android22:
If OAU beats Oxford then they were better than Oxford. That is your argument not mine. Otherwise tell me why Oxford was better to begin with. You have no proof that City had more quality than Chelsea except, you want to bring in the league which will then make my argument for me.

Brother man, at this point, I give up.

Android22:
You did not answer my question and I knew you would not but at least I have you on record.

Going by your argument, if any team that won it was the best team how can you turn around and say City not winning it last season against Chelsea was a problem?

Kai!

On paper, city has more quality.

If OAU defeats Oxford in a math competition, would you commend Oxford for losing when they should be the natural winner?

Does that take away the fact that OAU is the best in such competition?

Android22:
Was Chelsea the best team in 2012? FC Porto in 2004? Liverpool in 2005?

Had Sevilla defeated Liverpool then Madrid to win UCL, you might call it fluke but those guys would have won Juve, Bayern, Liverpool and Madrid en route to victory.

If City had done same, you'd claim its the technical genius of Guardiola. If PSG did so, you'd claim it's because of their quality.

Chelsea played Bayern in final.
Porto gave Monaco resounding 3 nil in a final.
Liverpool did 3 3 comeback in a final. All three goals came in second half.

Check their routes to final and compare with other teams.

Sharatan:
Football is becoming something else. How can this guy be receiving 500,000 pounds, equivalent of more than 250,000,000 naira as weekly wages? What is he playing? This is outrageous! Me am jealous o

I must force one of my pikin play football.

Is it there fault that your naira is useless?

Android22:
You are right that no team has done it that way but that does not refute my postulations. My underlying point however is, in "cup" competitions, the best teams may not win.

In a cup competition like UCL, the best team in that cup wins.

You might be best in your league but league form differs from cup form.

If you can't compete against the best, you're nothing more than a local champion.

Point is, it's dubious to underrate Klopp 3 UCL final while hyping Gaurdiola league form with same mouth.

You can buy the league but you can't buy the cup.

Android22:
No vex. I am just trolling your argument. The UCL has 14 games of which one team can win only 3 games in regular time, draw the rest and still win the competition. It is a big competition but it is not the end all be all.

Name 7 teams that have won the UCL using this strategy.

To make it easier, name 3.

Okay, name 1.

You can't even win Europa or conference league by winning just 3 games.

Android22:
Unai Emery made the SFs with Villareal. But he could not do it with PSG. Discuss in not more than 50 words.

Baba, no be by force to argue.

andrewbaba44:
And he lost 2 finals before winning one

Imagine guardiola loosing 2 champions league finals ,the trolling will be everlasting

Pep lost UCL final to Chelsea just last year.

I don't have imagine that, he has been shamefully exiting the UCL since 2016/17.

This shithead should Bleep off!

andrewbaba44:
This Barca is a good team

Why did klopp not win trophies at his early Liverpool days Since he can handle even burnley and turn them to world beaters ?

When pep joined Barca and chased Ronaldinho eto deco edmilson ,did you see the criticism on how people said he will fail then ?

Thiago busquets pedro Seydou Keita abidal yaya toure ,Bojan krikic ,I guess all these players costed him a fortune

Klopp has been to 3 Champions league final with Liverpool.

Just saying....

descarado:
They do that in Nigeria?
Have never heard of this before.
Which hospitals do that?
Any idea?

Eggs should be sold in millions and not thousand.

That's why people prefer surrogacy and sperm donation.

You can find anything in Lagos these days.

The hospital was in the mainland, but on island, the pay well.

I've forgotten the name of the hospital and I've wiped my chat with the lady. If you make research on it, you'll find some answers.

It's not so uncommon in Lagos.