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Liliantalks:
I need a giver in my life I swear

CC: ifinger

Fret no more, help is coming.

For a start, you are not pretty.

If men are not coming, go meet them.

Why are people beefing the OP?

Baba, I get your back. Ride on!

And don't stop giving. Giving has a way of making people relax and lose guard around you, because not everyday you meet a giver.

Beedude:
If u are no longer her responsibility she shouldnt be angry at who you got help from.
To whom much is given, much is expected.
If she isnt providing for you, i see no crime in how you get money since you didnt steal it.

Just give her time. She will get over it. Dont overwork your self. Send a text, leave her for like 2 weeks without communicating with her. Na she go call you by herself if truly na she be your mama

Your head dey there boss.

The woman is cleary overreacting.

In fact, he shouldn't call her until she calls him.

Phoenix999:
Shame no dey catch you??

For your info, that dude has called your mum and told her to tell her son to stop disturbing him for money. That's one of the reasons the woman is so embittered.

You may not fully understand her reasons, but she's your mother, she loves you and will always want the best for you. She will never mislead you.

To obey is better than sacrifice.

You done fuckup, just beg her for forgiveness and don't try to justify anything

Student wey dey hungry no Dey get shame o.

If the woman doesn't want her son begging, let her woman up and provide for his needs.

Guy, forget your mom.

If na me, I will bone her.

What's the meaning of that? She doesn't want to help you and she doesn't others to help?

She no get case for here. Leave her be.

Besides, she's overreacting. Which loving mother would disown her child over something as flimsy as that?

Abeg!

I have dream that Ronaldo scored a header few minutes after being subbed in.

What wasn't clear is whether we won or not.

nani667:
6 / 10

His reply was epic too.

I also loved where he asked her to choose between killing him and fucking him.

Blunt motherfucker.

As a guy, go to gym and take protein supplements.

elrony:
I wonder if this woulda been the shalaye if Messi was number 1 on the list, this life no balance at all

Guys are just pained that Ronaldo is topping the index.

Make you sef do you own index and put Messi ontop.

CR7 for life.

odizeey:
Mathematics is life.

Football has to do with calculations.

Thank you.

Besides, if a striker scores, he's had a good game.

Rocktation:
You saucy pass am...why e shock you? Ntoin. Not everybody will allow you to climb their head and thank you for it. Which kain kweshion be that? Someone is frustrated and is asking for help and all you can do is guilt trip her. She answer you well.
Life always easy? If no, drink sniper nau. Maybe then, you'll ask yourself, "when I no come life, I die?" Mscheww.

Look at this one. You wan die put untop another woman problem.

Whatever postulations you have in your post is gibberish.

Considering how hopeless the the title of the thread is, the best advice is for the woman to let her car be at least for the time being to allow her think straight. No car is worth anyone's happiness.

Next time, learn how to not reply out of frustration

Mskrisx:
Yes, I almost die.
I’d rather have a pregnant Wife than not being to afford any bride price at all.
Bro na MY CAR, and one good mechanic’s touch, everything bad will be history. ( that’s why I am soliciting opinions.

Na poor man say Guinness they sweet am when Andre Rosé Dey.

Thank you and happy trekking.

Omo!

It's a poor man that sees a car as an achievement.

Having a car is a necessity but when you car is driving nuts, you should probably park it somewhere and order Uber or bolt.

You're saucy sha.

When you did not have a car, you die?

biggy00000:
Op, is this lady/your wife ready to make love?

If she is not; nothing way you do go work.

When she gets ready, dnt dive in.
It's like buying a new car/ appliance

-inspect the package ( UnCloth her slowly)

- check the different parts (caress her entire body romantically/ if possible a hot or cold shower)

- get the product ready for a test( further caress her until you sense that she is relaxed n well lubricated if not dab the Virginia with Goya oil

- Test the product( go in very slowly. She wld say stop as you try breaking into her. Please stop then try again later)

Some people can hold unto pain longer than others.

Rmba you are married (wife) so you can both take as long as comfortable to start exploring

+ Missionary position does it faster with her legs spread well on your 10*10 mattress

Happy married life sir

All these permutations will only work if she's not really tight down there. There is a medical name for OP's wife issue and trust me, there's nothing that can be done unless the woman is ready to go under the knife

This is why we encourage premarital sex.

Nothing you can do. You can only hope that after childbirth, she will expand but there is no guarantee.

Some women are literally killing their men with sex but your woman can't go one round.

pu7pl3:
better rest

pu7pl3:
Are you Mad?

Instant cure is to take alcohol or hard drugs, the issue with it is that you will most likely get addicted. Trust me, addiction is worse than your present situation.

Make friends with happening guys in your area, go where they go, learn from them, let them ginger you.

Try to see a therapist, they are not that expensive. The results you will get will surprise you.

There is this #100daysOfRejection challenge on YouTube. Check it out and get inspired.

Also, listen to motivational videos on YouTube regularly and consistently. Motivation has expiry dates, you need them on a daily basis.

Trust me bro, one day the confidence will kick in. It must!

Lastly, if you are 21 it means your parents are still young. Let them hustle for their own money, stop sending them money. You need the money more.

Go to hospital and do family planning.

All these epistles ontop wetin everybody know.

Anything dey for una high sea?

pu7pl3:
Shang Chi - 4/10

Another trash marvel movie I had really high hopes for, boring lead actor with zero screen presence, unnecessary plot devices and characters, forced humour Akwafina needs to be flogged

I should have waited for the high seas, these stupid critical acclaims got me again

Only good thing it had going was the father(Mandarin), his sister on the other hand had no real reason to be in the movie except to pander to SJW propaganda...

The blood of my money will haunt people that compared this shiit to Iron Man 1

See your head like 4 inches nail.

The other day I said some of these people carry this thing for head, one person was speaking English with me.

The5DME:
I do not agree with this.

Why do you disagree?

OJay360:
For your mind you smart

The idea annoys me a lot.

Most people are not genius or wealthy or good looking, they are just arrogant and proud.

The truth is, there is no culture that practice or encourage such madness.

Women should learn how to be decent abeg. Stop making arguments for this insanity.

Extinct 6.6/10.

Nice watch. But it's not musical like a fellow here claimed days ago.

I wan watch Legend of Deification. E sweet?

Being too smart is okay but the issue with it is thinking you are above everyone else.

No matter how smart you think you are, you are a dummy at something.

It's the same issue wealthy and good looking people and people who have or think they have too much of anything have.

There is this overconfidence and pride, small thing you are already talking about how smart or good looking or wealthy you are.

By the time I get money, I want to be as humble as possible.

Majority of people we see as smart are not, they just happen to have good retentive memory.

TheLequte:
Player of the season


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqKduUgABj8

Afz9095:
Doctor Jones is not included

That mumu.

Neymar offered Messi 10.
Cavani gave Ronaldo 7.

But a certain incompetent defender refused to give a better player 4 while he is on a never ending sick leave.

Such impetus!

Flamemignon1:
You will never know oppression until it hits you in the face. Don't gaslight queer issues because they don't affect you because from now till the end of time, you will never understand the self hate, the turmoil, the pain, the stares etc that comes with that life, something that's natural or better still, stick to your stones if you "strykes" don't want to get educated about gender and sexuality.

Even as a male and straight individual, I still have my own personal problems. Problems I can't share with most people, problems I have been battling with for years.

If only you were half intelligent you'd know from the post that I have nothing against the LGBTQ+ community, but I hate when people overemphasize issues.

It's the same way some blacks think everything is racism.

Some of these LGBTQ+ guys no Dey try, they make it seem like it's the only problem they have.

Only someone alive and well okay has time to think of sex and sexuality.