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Family › Re: My Cheating Brother Wants To Send His Wife Away! by Karleb(m): 6:38pm On Aug 24, 2021
kayceelawrence:
This advice is so misleading...if he has d financial capability 2 care 4 his brother's children why den put 4 adoption...i bet u dnt have kids yet...pls lets b guided
So he should raise another person's children abi?

Make some people dey fucck make another person dey bear the consequences, right?

Whatever you do OP, don't take any of those kids under your custody. Let them be with either of the parents or be adopted.
Family › Re: My Cheating Brother Wants To Send His Wife Away! by Karleb(m): 6:25pm On Aug 24, 2021
Try to convince the woman into putting some or all of the children up for adoption and allow the man to divorce his wife, then your brother should go to the village for a while.

Don't be surprised if the wife goes behind everybody's back to have sexx with your brother again and if she doesn't, she's still gonna marry another scumbag like your brother.

Women like her are like pigs, they will always go back to the mud.

Of course she's the problem here, I mean, who gets pregnant for an irresponsible jobless man without having a means of survival?

As for you, oga! Face your front o. No go dey do pass yourself.
Family › Re: Need help please by Karleb(m): 10:20pm On Aug 23, 2021
I don't see the reason why the OP erased so many of his comments.

There is no shame in asking for help.
Romance › Re: Between Apostle Suleman And Pastor Fatoyinbo, Who Loves Fvck More by Karleb(m): 10:15pm On Aug 23, 2021
GOFRONT:
Pastors sha get functional preeks
The know this but they preached to us to keep our peeks in one place and not use it until marriage while they go about using their own peeks on different sizes of women while their wives are at home.
Romance › Re: Between Apostle Suleman And Pastor Fatoyinbo, Who Loves Fvck More by Karleb(m): 10:13pm On Aug 23, 2021
At least, Suleman no Dey deny.

Fatoyibo no get liver, the guy second name na denial.
Travel › Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by Karleb(m): 8:06pm On Aug 23, 2021
Lagbaja88:
Nigerians and obsession with religion. I hope their faith survive in Canada where most of our prayers points are easily provided by the system lol
grin grin grin

Nigeria so bad that we pray the government pay salaries they owe.
Christianity Etc › Re: Don't Feel Guilty If You Don't Have Offering To Give. by Karleb(op): 12:17pm On Aug 23, 2021
peterangelo:
i will like to work with u
Send a pm.
Politics › Re: Ariaria International Market Aba, Abia State..... by Karleb(m): 7:10am On Aug 23, 2021
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Politics › Re: Ariaria International Market Aba, Abia State..... by Karleb(m): 11:01pm On Aug 22, 2021
mrvitalis:
Aba is not heaven but aba main city is among the most well planned city in Nigeria and is not as bad as you guys paint it
The way you keep saying Aba main city just shows you know so little about Aba. Aba has 3 local government, Aba North, Aba South and Osisioma local government. All these 3 makes up Aba itself.

Why don't you take a stroll from Osisioma local government to Ariaria market, then visit the interior streets of the other two local governments.

Aba is so bad that the little drainage they have doesn't flow. A litte rain and everywhere is flooded. You can't work within the street without dipping legs in dirty waters.

Maybe you only visit once a while, or you've never visited before or you've never left Aba so the abnormal things have become normal to you.

My state is bad, but Aba and abia state makes my state looks like heaven. E come be like say Akeredolu sabi work.

Well planned my foot!
Politics › Re: Ariaria International Market Aba, Abia State..... by Karleb(m): 10:33pm On Aug 22, 2021
mrvitalis:
Ariaria firstly is not in aba city ...it's just like calling OTA Lagos

Secondly have u ever been to aba ?
Have you?

If Ariaria isn't in Aba, abeg where he come dey?

Every reasonable Abia indigene knows that city is a shit hole, in a shit hole state.

The only people that disagrees are those that have not been to other states or those who believe everything is tribalism.
Politics › Re: Ariaria International Market Aba, Abia State..... by Karleb(m): 10:15pm On Aug 22, 2021
All those Aba trades no get shame.

It is a known fact that Victor ikpeazu is useless but I don't see why they can't come together to better the road and drainage system in Ariaria. These guys make money there everyday. It's so bad.

Lagos looks like a paradise compared to Aba. That city is too dirty. Glorified nonsense.
Education › Re: See Funny Moment University Student Saw His Result On The Notice Board (VIDEO) by Karleb(m): 10:10pm On Aug 22, 2021
Even if you copy word for word for some lectures, they will still fail you.
Romance › Re: Is It Advisable For Married Couple To Watch Porn by Karleb(m): 9:50pm On Aug 22, 2021
My own issue is how porn is not wrong for couples but wrong for singles. How? Howhuh?
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Karleb(m): 9:42pm On Aug 22, 2021
AnfieldFan:
I don rush download Green knight... I no come d understand wetin una talk say d do the film...
No ginger to watch d movie again sef..
The worst part...Nobody to direct thunder to...
Sorry.

Movie wey no sweet, e come make sense reach half.

Snake Eyes 6/10.

Not bad. It's like F9 with ninjas rather than cars.

Reminiscence 7.8/10.

A very good movie. I strongly recommend. cool cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Oyedepo: Earphones Are Designed By Devil To Block Your Way Forward In Life by Karleb(m): 9:36pm On Aug 22, 2021
NoToPile:
Someone who understands the point he made.

How will you even be on earphones all day and you want to hear 'the still small voice' speaking to your spirit

Distraction, lack of quiet time and meditation culture is also part of what he is saying.
Of course now, you will give a figurative meaning to his literal statement. Is he not your G. O? undecided

Bros, baba fucck up for here. He misyarn.

This is similar to what Tope Alabi said regarding the "Oniduro" song.

He now remain who go drag the richest pastor in Africa. lipsrsealed
Christianity Etc › Re: Oyedepo: Earphones Are Designed By Devil To Block Your Way Forward In Life by Karleb(m): 9:32pm On Aug 22, 2021
...and they say Covenant university graduates are one of the best. grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Don't Feel Guilty If You Don't Have Offering To Give. by Karleb(op): 9:30pm On Aug 22, 2021
What led me to create this thread was when I remembered some pastors and Christian influencers guilt tripped their members into donating their COVID-19 stimulus package to them, these same pastors received their own packages and they are richer than most of their members.

Similar scenario happens in churches in Nigeria everytime. They just bring one bill and tell you to pay because God has been protecting you from January to December.

All giving in church except tithe is optional.
You should not feel guilty if you don't have or don't wish to give.

The reason why I'm exempting tithe is because I cannot argue and I don't want this thread to reach 100 pages.
Christianity Etc › Re: Don't Feel Guilty If You Don't Have Offering To Give. by Karleb(op): 9:16pm On Aug 22, 2021
The5DME:
Na empty envelope me dey put.
Omo! grin cheesy

Giving offering is optional. Even if you have, you can decide not to give. It's not a sin, let the pastor shout from now till tomorrow.

My own concern is that you shouldn't feel guilty for not giving offering, if you no get or you no wan give, drop the empty envelope with your full chest. No shaking!
Programming › Re: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by Karleb(m): 9:11pm On Aug 22, 2021
Avast:
Hello Bosses,

I decided to post this here because this thread inspired me to start my web development some weeks ago.

This is a link to my first practice: https://codepen.io/ThetaDomains/pen/xxrKQEW

Karleb
4dor
other bosses I can't remember their names
Help me to check and criticize it please

MirthOsas
Eldemmi


I don't know why is not showing the icons I use.
Since it's your first project, then I can't criticize this because it's very good for a first project.

In your next project, try to make it responsive on mobile and add some javascript.

Good job. cool cool
Family › Re: What Will Be Your Decision?? by Karleb(m): 8:30pm On Aug 22, 2021
Somebody will just wake up and brings up a scenario to cause fight.
Christianity Etc › Don't Feel Guilty If You Don't Have Offering To Give. by Karleb(op): 4:13pm On Aug 22, 2021
That's the message.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 1:51pm On Aug 22, 2021
elrony:
Hopefully we go win, Southampton away dey be somehow cheesy cheesy
Na 9-0 we go knack them. angry
Programming › Re: I Am Currently Facing The Biggest Challenge In My Life Right Now As A Programmer by Karleb(m): 1:38pm On Aug 22, 2021
tensazangetsu20:
It might not be someone o. It might be your code. A company had the same issues. They accumulated 70k USD overnight due to some badly written code with nested for loops.
It's seriously possible that this is the case.

I read of a developer who said a client wanted to employ just to reduce their AWS bills.

I still don't know why these companies do this shiit, they have enough money already, why the hidden charges.
Programming › Re: Why Is My Html File Not Showing On Chrome by Karleb(m): 1:28pm On Aug 22, 2021
Winningbot:
still same thing, pls any other solution
huh
I think it's the name.

Your file name should not have space in between.

Try to rename the file to im_back.html or imBack.html or im-back.html.

Shey you get?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 1:06pm On Aug 22, 2021
KingAlabi:
He said it doesn't count hence I am using his words against him, hope you followed the discuss?
No o. Me I just jump in ni o.

No vex. lipsrsealed
Programming › Re: Why Is My Html File Not Showing On Chrome by Karleb(m): 1:05pm On Aug 22, 2021
It maybe cache.

Try Ctrl f5 and see what might happen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 1:04pm On Aug 22, 2021
KingAlabi:
But you voted knowing fully well it doesn't count.
Every vote counts. The only vote that doesn't count is the one that was never casted.
Family › Re: Help A Busy Workaholic Wife & Mum by Karleb(m): 11:34am On Aug 22, 2021
Busy and workaholic should not be used together.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Karleb(m): 10:10am On Aug 22, 2021
Achilles100:
What is the purpose of the Green Knight movie cos I don't understand what I watched last night?

The statement in the movie, "Off with your head" does it mean(for those who have seen it) 'you can go with your head', or 'I am taking this your head'.
From my perspective, they movie is meant to be more artistic than entertaining.

It could make for a good movie in theater arts class but for me, it stopped making sense in the middle.

Green Knight. 3.9/10.

Off with your head means, he is free to go with his head on his shoulders.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 1:34am On Aug 22, 2021
chidexxy007:
If we go back some pages I'm very certain we'll find where you guys have called these same United players names and not good enough for the first team/club like Manchester United.

We all witnessed the rants here when they renewed Mata nd Matic's contract. All of a sudden they are now world beaters.
Not just world beaters but as good as Guardiola's Man City.

Agenda is a name of any person, animal, place or thing. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 1:17am On Aug 22, 2021
CapitalCee:
Nobody will anwer these burning questions.
The question is, how many years did it take klopp to win chong ching with those players?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 1:15am On Aug 22, 2021
CapitalCee:
They want Bruno 2X, so that when One Bruno gets injured or tired another Bruno comes in, they also want clones for all players same world class quality. 22 world class players.
Try to dey attach recipients to your mails abeg.

Omo! grin


The thing come be like Tom and Jerry. grin

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